I'm Trying My Best to Add Some Cultivators in the World of Ninth Uncle

Chapter 179 The Very Aggrieved Monster

"How's the food, Mu Si Dao Chang?"

Under the moonlight, by the side of the melon field, Russell looked at the four eyes with a playful face, which only caused the four eyes to roll their eyes.

Followed by four vigilant small eyes.

He seemed to remember something, holding his hands tightly in front of his chest.

"Wow! When did you know how to read minds?"

The four-eyed darling jumped back again and again, covering her chest with one hand and her bottom with the other, and found that two hands were not enough, and finally thought of a good way.

Cover your face.

It's useless to cover the bottom, men, there are things, don't you don't have them?

Russell curled his lips, "You are a big man, I even went to spy on your mind when I was sick."

"Isn't your look obvious just now? Also, Uncle Simu, you haven't forgotten the mantra you often say!"

Simu thought for a while, and couldn't help but smile awkwardly. Every time he failed to quarrel with Uncle Jiu, he always shouted this sentence.

As a result, it didn't work once.

Don't look at Uncle Jiu as an honest person, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, in fact, he is not a good person, he has a dark belly!

Four Eyes said that he had never won a fight before, flicked his sleeves, and cast a smirking glance at Russell.

He couldn't help but cast aside inwardly, he finally saw what it means to be passed down in the same line today, the master uncle is black-bellied, the master is black-bellied, the ninth uncle is black-bellied, his grandma's, and now little Russell is also black-bellied!

Am I an outsider?

The four eyes sat down helplessly, looking at the golden-yellow fish exuding the smell of cow in his hand, he immediately turned into a bitter face.

But fortunately, those little ghosts who caught fish before handed him a prawn to comfort his wounded heart.

A few people were talking and laughing by the fire, feeling very comfortable. It was not a good day to be swaying on the boat.

Calculating the itinerary, this is the first stop of more than ten stops in Sichuan, and it also made Russell feel the inconvenience of traveling for the first time.

Going on like this, by the time he gets home, he will probably be almost ten years old!

If you have a plane, you can arrive tomorrow.

If you have the Dongfeng, you can get there in two or three hours.

But people may not be able to find it, it's all in that pit.

While eating, Russell and his four eyes raised their heads at the same time, the two looked at each other, and then made a booing gesture to the children.

With a flick of Russell's finger, the thumb-sized paper man fell into the fire, instantly turning the fire into frost.

This is like a fairy method, and the eyes of those children are shining brightly.

Before they could speak, there was a clattering sound from the distant river, followed by a thunderous drum-like sound.

"Bull... whoa, cow... whoa!"

The voice stunned all four eyes, and Russell couldn't help but sigh, "There is such a brazen monster in this world, and he is so advocating himself."

Simu snorted, took off his glasses with his backhand, breathed on them, and put them on his eyes.

This time was different, the originally transparent eyes emitted red light, like lasers.

"Damn! How is this possible?"

The four eyes finally confirmed what they saw. On the far side of the river, a huge brown patterned thing that might be a toad or a frog jumped up and down there.

Unlike frogs, this thing makes a big bubble pop up in its mouth and chin every time it croaks.

The most outrageous thing is that this thing is almost half a meter high, it looks like a calf, and its sound is like a thunder drum.

Compared with this, Russell on the side was curious about the four-eyed glasses, saying that seeing beautiful women will prolong life and make eyes shine.

When I saw it today, what I said was true.

It's just that there seems to be something wrong with the four eyes.

"Uncle, what magic weapon is this?"

"You don't understand, don't you?" Four eyes were triumphant, "This is a small spell that I researched. I engraved this spell on the glasses by studying the telescopic talisman and the magic-breaking talisman."

"It's very powerful. It can not only see far away, but also see through illusions. It has great lethality against ghosts."

He has a terrified face, but his four eyes are one-to-one smart people. I don't know how many colleagues are envious of the magic weapon glasses that he has researched.

Russell looked a little weird, and asked quietly, "Can you see through?"

"cough!"

Simu suddenly recalled the unbearable past events of the year. It was said that they were all young and frivolous, and it would be good to be beaten severely.

He spoke righteously, exuding righteousness all over his body, "I, Simu, an upright gentleman, how could I do such a nasty thing?"

He also wanted to do it back then, but it was too difficult, because it was difficult to control, the perspective was shallow, and he couldn't see through it, and the perspective was deep. What's so good about the white bones?

Sun Wukong dislikes it.

Simu also wanted to ask for help back then, but was cast with strange looks by a group of senior brothers, and was then hung up and beaten for several days by the senior sisters.

In the end, everyone in Maoshan knew about it, and the relationship between the brothers and sisters became more harmonious.

It's just a bit unattractive to women...

Hearing that he couldn't see through, Russell responded with disgust, and his four eyes didn't care, but continued to look into the distance.

Let's call that monster a toad demon, and it jumped forward, judging from its appearance, it is most likely that it is going towards the apple tree.

His four eyes were full of doubts about life, the reason why he had an unbelievable expression just now was because of it.

No goblin is vegetarian! ! !

At this time, he recalled the monsters he encountered before, such as fox demon, tiger spirit, wolf demon, chicken spirit...

They all eat meat, and occasionally there are a few spirited dryads who also eat meat.

Is there any grass that becomes essence?

Four eyes said that he had never seen it, nor heard of it.

Just when he was about to share this wonderful thing with Russell, Simu saw something even more suspicious of life.

Russell touched his chin, as if he was in deep thought, and then took out a piece of paper from his pocket.

Holding the left hand in the palm, the pieces of paper were automatically folded, broken, assembled, and condensed into a pair of glasses like flowing water.

Immediately afterwards, Russell licked the inside of his mouth with his right finger, and quickly drew something on the glasses.

Seeing this, Si Mu had a bad premonition in his heart. He thought of the years of hard work in making the magic glasses, and he couldn't help shaking his head violently.

impossible!

This is absolutely impossible!

Russell finished the painting with just a few strokes, and a finger twirled a few times in mid-air, and pointed it down at the glasses.

"Change for me!"

A white light flashed across the eyes, and the color changed immediately, with a silky metallic luster.

Russell skillfully hung the glasses in front of his eyes, turned his head to look around, and looked away instantly in disgust.

"Hey! You are not ashamed, you don't wear underwear!"

Russell had a look of contempt on his face. Since he was six years old, under his strong request, Uncle Jiu never put on crotch pants for him again.

Walking a bird is not a good thing!

Easy to be bounced.

Speaking of this, Russell couldn't help thinking of the sad history back then. People nowadays are really more open sometimes.

The four eyes on the side turned red, he was just careless, this time he went out in a hurry, and he brought a pair of underwear.

One is washed but not dry, one is dirty and not washed, which one do you want to wear?

So he chose not to wear it. He wore a long Taoist robe outside. He originally thought that he would not be seen through, but he did not expect such a thing to happen.

The one with embarrassing eyes, the paws are strong, wishing to dig out three rooms and one living room on the ground, but fortunately he has a thick skin, pretending to be nonchalant and pointing to the distance.

"The toad spirit is going to steal again, don't forget about today's business!"

"Too."

Russell nodded. They didn't come for a picnic tonight, but to help the farmer solve the monster who stole the apples.

Looking at it now, there are nine out of ten chances that it was the toad monster who did it!

But Russell was not in a hurry, he just watched quietly there, catching rape, catching double, catching monsters, he must get evidence.

He is a decent man!

Just when he couldn't take his eyes off, the four eyes behind him showed a strange smile, and quickly stretched out his hands.

"Bring it to you!"

Russell felt his nose lighten, and his glasses were gone. When he turned his head, he saw four eyes like an old urchin, dancing and running fast, with his hands still staring at his see-through glasses.

"" (One hundred thousand beautiful Chinese words are omitted here.)

Russell raised his middle finger in disdain, and didn't care about the brazen four eyes. Anyway, the glasses were not folded with good talisman paper, and they would be gone within two uses.

The most urgent task now is to borrow the demon head of that toad spirit.

Russell is so cute, I think the toad spirit will agree?

"You guys go back, don't come out to wander around in the middle of the night from now on!"

Russell warned those children that it is very dangerous to come out at night, not to mention ghosts and ghosts, just those annoying fluffers can tear countless families apart.

With a shake of his right hand, he gave each of them a piece of ocean.

This can be regarded as a small kindness. The children of poor families will be in charge early, and they will understand that the money will not leak out.

If you can't keep it, it's a real waste!

Those children's eyes were wide open, and one of them put Dayang in his mouth and blew violently, and placed it by his ear in a strange and skillful way.