totally unexpected……
Uncle Jiu's dream is so simple, to eat delicious food, drink spicy food, lie on a reclining chair and bask in the sun...
"Little God, I want to write a letter to my husband, saying that Er Gouzi gave birth to a boy, and our old Su family has a son."
An old woman said eagerly, interrupting Russell's memory.
Russell nodded, and sat on the chair with his two calves fluttering in the air, writing on the paper with both hands steadily.
For him, the long writing brush is easy to control, and his ghost painting talisman is not a real ghost painting talisman!
In order not to draw a talisman, he turned into a panda and hid on the roof to bask in the sun.
Hey!
My lost youth!
As Russell was writing, he couldn't help asking curiously, "Are these two dogs your son?"
"Of course it is!"
"..." Russell nodded silently. The name sounds really nice. He remembered someone named Chen Ergou.
After writing the letter, Russell folded the letter paper, picked up a pair of chopsticks from the chopping board with his left hand, and picked up a bowl from the side, which was half filled with water.
He put the chopsticks upright in the bowl, poured a little water on it, and the old woman watched nervously.
The chopsticks stood upright and did not fall over.
Russell nodded, "The ghost is still there, and has not been reincarnated. I will send the letter there now."
As he spoke, he pinched his two fingers together, and the envelope immediately burned, turning into ashes in the white flame.
The old lady left with great gratitude, leaving behind a piece of ocean, which is the most basic material cost.
Ordinary paper can't reach the underworld!
Russell continued to get busy. There was always a line in front of him, no matter what, there must be thirty or forty people.
Write one by one, but not everyone has such good luck, some chopsticks fall down as soon as they are erected, so it is assumed that the person has reincarnated.
But this kind is rare, most people have to work in the underworld for more than ten years, maybe they can earn enough yin virtue for reincarnation.
If you want to vote for a good family and not directly die in the womb or starve to death at a young age, you can only work for a few more years.
Their yearly wages are probably a bit of evil. Anyway, for ghosts, they don't need to eat, drink, or sleep, so all the money can be saved.
After working for a long time, Russell finally finished the work. Looking at the left side, the two guys are busy!
"Hey, I'm done here, brother, you two have to work hard!"
Russell took pleasure in his misfortune, and was greeted with two big white eyes. He looked at the long queue, and it would take a while to sell out.
Let me go to the bathroom!
Russell no longer dared to fertilize the little tree, because under the watering of his love, the little tree turned yellower and yellower?
Fortunately, the tree can't speak, otherwise he would point to Russell's nose and greet his eighteen generations of ancestors!
After a while, Luo Su was out of convenience, and accidentally went the wrong way, and came to the door of Uncle Jiu's room.
Quietly put his ear close to him, listening to Uncle Jiu's chat with the servants.
This can't be blamed on him. There is a saying that curiosity is a man's nature.
But to his disappointment, Uncle Nine's conversations with the servants were very normal, and there was no breaking news.
"Hey, Brother Dao, it's not peaceful outside now, people die every day, and our legs are about to break from exhaustion."
A errand complained there, and the outside environment is not friendly to them now.
The world was full of resentment, and they felt very uncomfortable as if they were being exposed to the sun all over their bodies when they walked between the heaven and the earth.
"The aura of heaven and earth is getting stronger and stronger. It is estimated that it will not be long, at most two or three years, before the great calamity will unfold. By that time, I am afraid that more people will die."
"Who said no?"
Another errand sighed helplessly, work is not easy.
As he was talking, Russell couldn't help but look serious, and only heard a errand said, "Now this matter, not long ago, a village in the next province disappeared directly, entangled in black air, and finally disappeared .”
"Ah?" This was obviously Uncle Jiu's surprised voice.
"You are nothing, but mine is amazing."
"There is a town not far from Ren's Town, called Teng Teng Town, guess what, I'd rather have all the fucking zombies!"
Tenten Town?
Interested?
I'll try my best to add some cultivators in the world of Ninth Uncle!
Chapter 162
Hearing that a small town was full of zombies, Uncle Jiu frowned and couldn't help sighing.
This is how the world is now, where demons and ghosts are rampant, but it is becoming more and more difficult for Taoist priests to practice.
Renjia Town is fine, with him in charge, cleaning up those demons and ghosts from time to time, the probability of developing into a hidden danger is still very small.
A town!just this!
Uncle Jiu slowly closed his eyes, and then called out, "Little brat, come in!"
The errands who were talking to him blinked, you've been drinking well, why are you talking nonsense?
"Brother Dao, you can't drink enough, you only have two drinks and that's it!"
The errands laughed, and started to tease Uncle Jiu about his drinking capacity. On the wine table, as long as he can't drink enough, it's just a joke.
But the next moment, the servants heard a creak, the door was opened, and a little doll poked its head.
They didn't care at first, but suddenly a person became nervous and said in a low voice, "Little tiger!"
The rest of the Yins shook their heads and trembled all over, and all the alcohol they had just drank was dispelled.
Sitting upright, without looking sideways, quietly, with peripheral vision, he looked at the little doll who was poking his head.
They are well-informed. Listening to their leaders' discussions, a Taoist priest's house in Renjia Town has raised an incredible thing.
But he was taken by the master of the underworld. He is very young and has a very high cultivation base.
The master in the underworld is as fierce as a tiger, so the little baby he likes is naturally the little tiger in the future.
Originally, they didn't pay attention to it. After all, such a big man was far away from them, so they didn't recognize it at first sight.
Hey!
After drinking for three rounds, now that I think about it, this place is called Renjia Town, isn't this a Taoist priest in front of me?
bumped into it!
The errands were sitting there upright, so obedient, Russell poked his head and smiled, "Master, how do you know I'm outside?"
Uncle Jiu looked at the threshold and smiled without saying a word. Although the door was closed, the threshold was not closed, which was originally reserved for Erhei.
Unexpectedly, Russell's short legs were exposed.
Uncle Jiu snorted, "Your master has a clever calculation, if you want to know something, just count it with your fingers and you will know."
"Hey!" Russell blinked, "Master, you are so amazing!"
"That is!"
Uncle Jiu picked up the teacup on the side and took a sip, feeling really comfortable in front of the little apprentice.
Unexpectedly, the little apprentice Russell then asked, "Master, then can you guess if Master Uncle is sleeping late?"
……
Uncle Jiu's face darkened, he was just pretending, how could he have that ability to figure out what Master Uncle is doing now?
You can't just say this nonsense, if you say that the master uncle didn't go to sleep, Uncle Jiu can't say it.
Because he is really sleeping.
If it is said that the master uncle is lazy to sleep, Uncle Jiu is very suspicious. If he goes out of his body in the future, will he be caught by the master uncle and spanked?
How does this make me answer?
Uncle Jiu coughed in embarrassment, and hurriedly changed the subject, "Russell, keep an eye on your two senior brothers, tonight is the night of the full moon, and it coincides with the Ghost Festival, the gate of hell is wide open, and the air outside is very dark !"
When it comes to business, his face is much more serious, "Tonight, the ghosts are much stronger. Once this night is over, it will be much easier to talk about."
Uncle Nine wasn't worried about anything else, but he was worried that his two apprentices, Qiu Shengwen, would cause trouble.
Usually he is not afraid, but he is afraid today, because today, he is very likely to be out of skills!
Russell nodded, "Don't worry, okay, if the two brothers dare to go out of this door tonight, I will whip them for every step they take."
As he said that, he flicked his right hand, revealing the long ecstasy lock, and smashed it heavily on the ground, revealing a not-so-shallow mark.
The ecstasy lock exclusive to the underworld?
And it's an advanced version?
The errands sitting at the wine table don't dare to take a breath now, watching their noses and noses, looking at their hearts, behaving like a child.
There is a relationship behind this little doll, and it has been confirmed!
"Go!" Jiu Shu urged, with a solemn expression on his face, "I have a hunch that tonight may not be peaceful, and I'm afraid you will be busy by then."
Every year around this time, when the ghosts are most active, Uncle Jiu has to worry about it every year, because if one is not paying attention, it will cost several lives.
This year was a little bit better, Russell was already able to take care of himself, thinking of this, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but feel much better.
Luo Su responded, turned around and went out the door. He was raised by Uncle Nine, so he couldn't just sit back and watch his literary talents. Qiu Sheng, these two scammers, continued to cheat his master.
Besides, tonight is Ghost Festival, which has been a traditional festival in China for many years, leaving behind countless horror legends.
There shouldn't be anyone trying to kill you, so pick something up tonight, right?
As long as you stay at home obediently, or lie down under the quilt, whether you sleep or make a child, it doesn't matter.
Have you ever heard of the theory of invincibility in bed?
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