I'm Trying My Best to Add Some Cultivators in the World of Ninth Uncle

Russell set off immediately. Ninth Uncle trusted him very much. The little apprentice is so smart and has a high level of cultivation, which is very reliable.

He pondered for a while, there shouldn't be any problem, right?

Chapter 151 Russell's Trouble (900 Monthly Pass Plus Changes)

Uncle Jiu thought very well. After all, compared to his two apprentices, Wencai and Qiusheng, Russell is simply not perfect!

Diligent and willing to learn, talented and intelligent, able to distinguish right from wrong, good personality, unlike those who have the strength to act recklessly and kill innocent people indiscriminately.

Uncle Jiu is now more and more satisfied with Russell, except that he occasionally feels a little weird and keeps talking to the paper figurine.

He thought, although the paper man is good-looking, he can't bear children. If it goes on like this for a long time, he doesn't like women anymore, so what should he do?

Do you want to like female ghosts, female goblins, and goddesses later?

Ugh!

Uncle Jiu shook his head helplessly. Why is he so sentimental recently, always worried about little Russell's future?

After all, he lived like the woman he hated.

On the other side, Uncle Nine's most intelligent, clever and reliable apprentice Russell encountered a problem.

he's lost.

You can't blame him, because Luo Su has never traveled far, so he just flew in the direction indicated by Uncle Jiu, fly, fly!

After flying for a while, I didn't see the city.

Russell already had a bad premonition in his heart. According to this flying speed, he would almost return to Renjia Town. If the flying direction was right, how could he miss the city?

He put his right hand in front of his eyes, built a pergola, and looked into the distance. What excited him was that there seemed to be an old man riding a bull in front of him.

"Master, let me ask the way!"

The Western Zombie was well disguised by Russell, and the paper man technique was applied to it, making it no different from a cow.

But the cow didn't move its hooves, and even if it floated forward, fortunately there were no people around, otherwise it would have frightened a terrifying rural legend.

Russell sat on it and yelled at the old man. Hearing the call, the old man turned his head slowly.

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Russell: ? ? ?

"Master, what are you talking about, can we speak Mandarin?"

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"Master, I don't understand. Do you speak Chinese?"

""

Russell took a deep breath, "hello, bsp; you speak ese?"

""

"My Nima!"

Russell was so depressed that he vomited blood. He never expected that there would be two different dialects in such a short distance.

Simply outrageous!

The Chinese speak Chinese, but the Chinese don't understand it!

Russell couldn't help but swear, but he heard the old man say slowly, "Little baby, it's not good to swear."

Russell: ...

I suspect that you, the uncle, came here to tease me and play with me!

"I'll go to your uncle!"

Russell flew up and kicked directly on the buffalo next to the old man. The buffalo raised his head and led the old man to start a brave charge.

"Hey, hey, hey, little baby, little baby, aren't you playing tricks, you can't afford to play, you are engaging in a sneak attack!"

The old man's strange cry came from a distance, and the only response to him was Russell's ruthless hehe, you are breaking the law by molesting me, Luo!

With a thought in his mind, the Western Zombie driving under his feet also chased after him. The old man hugged the buffalo's neck tightly, but he didn't dare to let go.

"hey-hey!"

Russell teased, "Hey, sir, how do you feel, are you comfortable?"

The old man squinted his eyes, his complexion was strangely rosy, and Russell wondered if he had read it wrong.

He said two words lightly.

"Stimulate!"

Russell: ...

If it weren't for the urgent matter now, he would have pulled this pretentious old man down and beat him up. Anyway, there is no camera now, so he would run away after a beating, and he wouldn't have to pay for the medical bills!

He clapped his hands, the buffalo's eyes were blurred, and it stopped slowly, eating the grass by the roadside leisurely.

It also experienced the feeling of flying just now, and its physical strength was too great, and it needed to replenish its body.

It felt so good just now, and I can brag to my grandson in the future. Your grandpa, I, ran faster than a horse back then!

"Hoohoo!"

The old man on the buffalo's back was still lying there, covering his chest with his hands and panting, "Little baby, I was scared to death. I almost thought that I would die young like my father!"

"How old is your father?"

"He died early and lived to be 97 years old."

At this time, he was speechless, and could only raise a middle finger to express it.

"Little baby, are you lost?" The uncle said triumphantly as if he had come here.

Russell was startled, how did this uncle find out that he was lost?

Thinking about his reaction carefully, he was calm and unhurried, wouldn't he be the legendary peerless master?

In ancient times, there was a sweeping monk, but now there is a cattle herder!

Russell immediately stood in awe, and said solemnly, "Exactly, old man, do you know how to get to the nearby city?"

"One more thing, how did you know I was lost?"

Russell asked the doubts in his heart, but unexpectedly the old man laughed, "Let me tell you, I know all these handsome young men from all over the world, but you have never seen them."

……

"Young man, are you married?"

……

Russell couldn't help covering his face with his hands. He was the only one who teased others, but he didn't expect to be teased today.

The old man went on to say, "You are not a local, I hear your accent, it seems to be from the north."

"No, you're wrong." Russell retorted directly, "I grew up in Renjia Town, and I don't think you look like a local!"

"Renjia Town?"

The old man was a little taken aback, but he listened to Russell speak strangely, always mixed with a northern accent, and their speech here is always soft and waxy.

That's why Russell couldn't understand what he said just now.

Russell didn't explain either. Although he lived a new life, he still had the habit of speaking Mandarin in his previous life. Even if he spoke in a dialect, he would still have a strange accent of Mandarin.

It's okay in the north, but it will definitely be a little weird when you come to the south.

But this is not important, Russell no longer wants to talk nonsense, "Master, just show me the way, where to go?"

"You're off the track, just walk a few miles towards this place and you'll be there!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Russell was about to leave, and the boss hurriedly stopped him, "Young boy, I have several beautiful granddaughters in my family, don't you think about it."

He said solemnly, "Don't look at me, I'm not good now. I was handsome when I was young. I'm the most beautiful boy in all towns. My granddaughter is definitely not bad."

Russell rolled his eyes. If your granddaughter is pretty, write my name upside down. His eyes suddenly rolled.

Then he patted the head of the bull he was riding on lightly, and sighed deliberately, "Niu'er, Niu'er, help me walk, Taishang Laojun hastily ordered you to change!"

With a slap, Russell moved his fingers lightly, and the Western Zombie under his feet flew straight up, taking Russell with him and flying away.

Only the old man who was surrounded by the circle was left, and a dumbfounded buffalo. How could the cow fly?

The old man scratched his head, not sure, patted the head of his own buffalo, and said slowly, "Tai, Taishang Laojun Jiji Ruyi Order, change?"

The buffalo sprayed a steam from its nose, and looked back at the old man with disdain, you are probably a fool!

grandfather:……

Thanks to the old man's guidance, Russell went to this small town smoothly, and then bought glutinous rice after several twists and turns.

Damn, it’s agreed that the whole universe speaks China, so why do you all speak dialects?

The language barrier can really annoy people. Fortunately, the layout of the city is similar, and Russell found the rice shop easily.

There is no need to communicate, take a few pieces of Dayang, and run away with the glutinous rice on your shoulders. The guys behind don’t worry, it’s so beautiful to pick up Dayang!

It would be great if there were more of such fools!

"Why did it take so long?"

Uncle Jiu hurriedly took the glutinous rice from Luo Su's hand, and then slapped it on Ma Madi's chest.

There was only a piercing, ear-piercing sound, and black smoke rose, which looked extremely terrifying.

"I met an old man on the road and fell down. I helped him up and sent him home, so it was late."

Russell didn't mention a word about his getting lost, and told a little white lie with a blushing face.

The purpose is to protect his young heart. If Uncle Jiu knows that he was teased by an old man, he will probably write it down in his little notebook, and he will come over to look it up after many years.

Scary to think about!

Uncle Jiu nodded, and continued to look at Ma Madi, his face was serious, because Ma Madi was seriously injured this time, and his lips began to turn black.

When he stretched out his hand and opened his mouth, the teeth had already begun to sharpen.