I'm Trying My Best to Add Some Cultivators in the World of Ninth Uncle

"I'm your uncle, don't..."

"Uncle, nephew, I really love~death~you~."

……

The deserted church was dusty inside, Russell pinched his nose, there was dust, spider webs everywhere, and some five poisons were seen from time to time.

For example, a cute little snake, a cute centipede, and a scorpion with its tail up.

It stands to reason that Yizhuang is full of yin and is in the wilderness. There should be a lot of these little things, but Russell is rare.

Because they all got into Xiao Hei's belly, the cockscomb is red, and it still glows in the middle of the night!

I remember one time, Russell fell asleep in the middle of the night, and accidentally poured a little boy's urine on the little black head.

Xiao Hei was stunned...

Since then, it usually sleeps on a tree and never lays down on the ground.

"Believe in the Lord and gain eternal life, hum!"

On the side, he looked at the slogan on the wall with disdain, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he accidentally fell down just now.

"You can't live forever by cultivating the Tao, and you can only live for 300 years at most. If you believe in him, you can live forever. The Buddha dare not say such a big thing!"

Taoism devotes itself to cultivating the Tao, and Buddhism believes in the Buddha, but people only talk about happiness in the next life, and they dare not say that they will be rich and wealthy in this life, or even live forever.

Russell didn't answer. Faith is sometimes good and sometimes bad. People of the older generation have faith everywhere, and excellent ones emerge in endlessly.

But there are also bad ones. The most typical one is, "Dude, I have a [-] million project. Do you want to consider participating? I will promote you as the general manager and get a commission of [-] yuan for one person."

Si Mu complained, but he also understood in his heart that there are too many people in the world, and it is impossible to ask everyone to live a good life.

He only cares about what should be done, and only saves the people who should be saved. Some people really cannot be saved. The story of the farmer and the snake is never a story, but a terrible reality.

He shook his head and took out a compass from his pocket, "Let me find it!"

The finger gently touched the compass, and the pointer on it kept turning, and soon firmly pointed to a direction.

The place with the heaviest evil spirit in the church is probably sealed with some unclean place!

Russell narrowed his eyes, and suddenly remembered the four eyes hitting him on the head today, although he had already retaliated just now.

But that's only the principal, and the interest hasn't been repaid yet.

The corner of Russell's mouth raised slightly, and he thought of a bad idea, "Master, I don't think this church has been open for a few years, has it?"

"Yes, it should have been opened ten years ago, and it was closed after a few years."

The four eyes seem to have a little impression. When the church first opened, it was so lively!

He was just joining in the fun, because at that time the old monks in the church would give out some free things.

For example, eggs, kettles, quilts, towels, etc., the queue is getting long.

Simu also grabbed an egg at that time, but lost a set of clothes and went in it. He really couldn't imagine how the people in this town were so strong that they ripped his clothes to pieces.

"The dirty things in there shouldn't be too bad, right?"

Turning his head with four eyes, he thought about it seriously, and what he said was right. After all, it is less than six or seven years old, even if it is the third evil position, there may not be anything powerful.

"Then I won't go in, uncle, you go, I'm a little hungry, I'm going to buy candied haws."

Russell covered his stomach with his hands, his pitiful appearance was like a showman possessed, and his poor four eyes didn't notice it for a while.

"Go, go, I can beat the little trash inside with one hand!"

"Hey, uncle, come on!"

"Let me see what baby, let me love~love~you."

Russell turned around, couldn't help but chuckled, hoping that the uncle's pig's head would be smaller in a while.

Si Mu said it easily, but he still couldn't help holding the mahogany sword in his hand, and followed the guidance of the compass to the dark room of the church.

"strangeness."

Four eyes rubbed his chin, it is not uncommon for a church to have a dark room, he just felt that the seal on it was a bit strange.

Is it a Western thing?

The compass kept pointing forward, and the four eyes also felt the strong evil spirit in front of him. It seemed that the thing was inside.

As soon as he pushed the door lightly, the seal at the door would be broken in an instant, and gusts of wind blew over, whistling.

The moment the seal was broken, a pair of scarlet eyes lit up in the middle of the dark room, and a terrible smile appeared on the corner of the mouth.

It smelled of delicious blood, extremely delicious, just as delicious as the blood of the old monk before.

It feels stronger if it sucks his blood!

He rubbed his fingers with his four eyes, and a talisman was lit on his hand, and the dark dark room of the church suddenly became brighter.

He looked around, but found nothing, "It's weird, where are the dirty things?"

The four eyes have been opened, no matter ghosts, zombies, monsters, even if they are hidden, he can still see, but there is nothing.

He lowered his head, only to find that the compass pointer in his hand was not moving forward, but backward.

"Ok?"

The four eyes were a little puzzled, and the next moment, he heard a slap behind him, and hurriedly turned around, only to find a black figure closing the door silently.

The black figure was dressed in strange clothes, with a pale complexion, red eyes, and long fangs protruding from the mouth.

"It turned out to be a zombie!"

Simu is not panicked at all, he is an expert in the zombie line, and he is always good at dealing with zombies.

He looked at the zombie in front of him in amazement, this thing is definitely a Western thing, not a local one.

Local zombies all wear official uniforms, while Western ones wear such things.

The four eyes still don't panic, a zombie is a zombie, it doesn't matter if he is a foreign thing or not, he can hit it!

"I hit!"

With four eyes waving the mahogany sword forward, the western zombie was so fast that it even flashed past him.

Simu was shocked at this moment, and suddenly felt a bad wind coming from the back of his head, he bent down hastily, and the Western Zombie flew over Simu's head.

"Your grandma's can fly, it's amazing!"

There were a few more backflips in the four eyes, and it narrowly escaped the claws of Western zombies. This foreign thing is different. Ordinary zombies jump, he flies...

He immediately became serious, took out a stack of talismans from his arms, took one with his fingers, put it near his mouth and let out a quick breath.

The Western Zombie rushed over again, turned his body with flexible eyes, waved his right palm, and slapped the Western Zombie's face with the corpse-repelling amulet in his palm.

"Snapped!"

The sound was crisp and loud, and the Western Zombie immediately stood still.

The four eyes were full of complacency, but the next moment they were dumbfounded, and saw the Western Zombie standing where he was, stretching out his claws to take off the spell on his face.

As if he had never seen it before, the Western Zombie looked at it carefully, put it on his nose and sniffed it, and finally stuffed the corpse-suppressing amulet into his mouth and chewed it twice.

Pooh!

Not tasty at all!

The four-eyed people were all dumbfounded, but he was also a master of fighting. With his backhand, he slashed the Western Zombie's neck heavily with a mahogany sword.

Hearing a slap, his four eyes felt cut on the steel plate, and the mahogany sword in his hand was directly broken into two pieces.

Four Eyes:  …

Western Zombie: ...

"Please go to the grandfather!"

Simu used the magic spell very quickly this time, the door was locked, the charm was gone, and the mahogany sword was broken, what if the magic spell was used slowly?

Patriarch: Hey, boy, I see that you look familiar, why did you come to the underworld to accompany your Patriarch?

Simu: I was killed by zombies.

Patriarch: Go away!Don't say it's from Maoshan!

"Humph!"

With a grunt from the four eyes, he instantly turned into a muscular man. He directly closed his fists and kicked the Western zombie out with force.

"Boom!"

With a loud bang, the wall of the dark room burst directly, and the Western Zombie was thrown far away as if being hit by a shell, stirring up a large cloud of dust.

The four eyes are like a little giant, walking forward step by step, suddenly he heard a very strange laughter.

"Look, there are planes in the sky, hahaha!"

Familiar voice, looking up, I saw Russell holding the ecstasy lock in his hand, stepping on the Western Zombie like a dog, flying around in the sky!

Four Eyes:  …

Are Zombies Made to Fly?

Nonsense!

His grandma's, this is what I found out first, return it to me quickly!

ps: Hey, it’s scary, the monthly ticket grows so fast, it’s all 1100, 900 monthly ticket, 1000 monthly ticket, 1100 monthly ticket, the promised compensation plus change, I owe four chapters before I know it.

It's terrible!

After the Mid-Autumn Festival, make up slowly.

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Chapter 149 Did His Grandma Stab a Nest of Zombies?

"Little brat, I haven't been back for several days, and I don't know how I'm doing outside!"

Uncle Nine respectfully set up a stick of incense in front of the patriarch's tablet, thinking of Russell who hadn't returned for a long time.

He couldn't help sighing, hoping that the poor fourth-eyed brother was still alive!