I'm Trying My Best to Add Some Cultivators in the World of Ninth Uncle

After all, she was the one who won!

Grandma's face was ferocious, her claws almost touched Russell's body, but she saw Russell turned his head and smiled at her.

?

"Shit, you!"

Russell had a strange smile on his face, and the spear he fired turned around in mid-air, as if he was afraid that his grandma would not be happy if he died.

He raised his left hand slowly, the palm of his left hand was already flickering with lightning, and he slapped grandma's face hard.

There was no crisp applause, and the black mist in front of him sank directly.

Grandma was in a daze. Before she could react to what happened, the lightning spear smashed the black mist instantly with purple lightning.

"how can that be……"

"Hello dog..."

The black mist in mid-air revealed grandma's face full of resentment, "You pretended to be a child!"

With a shrill scream, grandma was instantly shattered by the might of thunder and lightning, and her soul was scattered.

Russell shrugged, I'm just an eight-year-old child with no power to restrain a chicken, why do I say that about myself?

He thought about it carefully, and if he relied on strength alone, he really couldn't beat Xiao Hei.

That is something that dares to tease wolves and tigers in the mountains and forests on weekdays.

Really powerless!

[You killed a hundred-year-old ghost, energy points +300. 】

Russell was a little surprised, this grandma was okay, the usual [-]-year-old ghost gave [-] points, but she actually gave [-] points?

strange!

Russell couldn't help but scratched his head. How powerful is this grandma? I didn't see it, and she was killed in one shot.

Ah, how lonely it is, and how empty it is.

Russell whistled, and leisurely picked up his little paper doll from the ground. Facts have proved that sometimes a few more eyes are still useful!

Grandma died based on her own experience because she didn't know how to play games and didn't know the importance of warding.

My lord, times have changed!

As soon as grandma died, the illusion around her disappeared in an instant. Where there was Yihong Courtyard, where there was a small town, it was clearly Luan Graves!

On the contrary, there are rows of dilapidated tombstones and skeletons all over the floor, which look extraordinarily intrusive under the moonlight!

Russell even saw a few yamen uniforms. Judging by the quality, it must have been decades old.

He suddenly realized something, no wonder he often heard his master say that for those who have no one to collect their corpses, the government will have a dragon funeral, and the arrangements are properly made.

If they were all like this chaotic graveyard, it would be easy for ghosts to appear!

It's better to solve the problem at the root, and burn it to ashes, let alone become a ghost, even a ghost can't be changed.

"Hey, ashes to ashes, dust to dust!"

Russell kicked away the skull at his feet, and the empty eyes were more exciting than watching a horror movie.

It's not that I'm afraid, after all, as far as his cultivation is concerned, let alone an ordinary ghost, even if Sadako is here, he can call her daddy!

It's just that I feel hairy when I look at it, and I have some feelings in my heart.

After all, when he was young, he only heard that many people died in the war, but he had never seen a dead person in his previous life.

Not to mention corpses everywhere!

Russell with his hands behind his back, this is a chaotic world, monsters emerge in endlessly, and he will end up without strength.

He couldn't help thinking of himself, if he can't become a celestial master, he will be thrown into the loess after 200 years, and even if he becomes a celestial master, he will not live for 500 years after all.

A thousand-year-old tortoise, a ten-thousand-year tortoise, Russell doesn't have high requirements, he just wants to have half of the tortoise.

I just want to live longer!

Russell looked into the distance and watched the sky gradually brighten. He slapped his head suddenly, "It's broken, it's wasting too much time, and Uncle Four Eyes has to worry."

The reason why he didn't leave a letter was because he sensed a ghost not far away, so he took the initiative to deliver it to the door.

Luo Su thought it was a slap, but unexpectedly, the female ghost said that she has a bunch of older sisters and a grandmother who has a lot of milk for him to drink!

Can he bear it?

I can't take it anymore!

I didn't expect that after walking so far, I would earn a lot of energy points, but I wasted a lot of time.

Russell turned around in a hurry, he could only pray secretly, hoping that Uncle Simu would fall into the cesspit, otherwise he would be scolded again.

After a few jumps, he disappeared on the spot, and a piece of paper figurine quietly landed on top of the white bones. In an instant, the alluring white fire burned the entire chaotic graveyard.

Grandma, no grass will grow on your grave!

Oh, what a good man I am!

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Chapter 139 Master Uncle, Beat Me Up to Play Music

The road to drive corpses is always boring. Russell was curious at first, looking at the scenery on the side of the road, but after a while, he got tired of it!

In fact, they are mountains and trees, and there is nothing to see.

He finally understood that the four-eyed uncle would be so happy when he saw a vixen, and panicked!

"It's impossible to drive corpses in this life. I can only rely on me to fight ghosts and zombies to survive. After all, ghosts are talents and they can speak nicely."

Russell thought of those female ghosts last night, it was really interesting, and some even said that they had big breasts.

Ha ha!

Do you think I have no eyes? You are praised as an airport.

Fortunately, this boring journey ended soon, and Russell had already seen the houses in the valley from a distance.

That's the dojo of Uncle Simu, to be precise, the dojo of Taoist Priest Simu and the shameless old monk!

The shameless old monk refers to that Yixiu, Uncle Simu who has been nagging this old guy for the past two days.

It's annoying to death, knocking on the wooden fish every morning, seriously disturbing his rest!

The corpse chaser worked very hard, and he came out at night, and he developed a habit. Every day when his eyes were sound asleep, he started his normal life after a rest.

Knock wooden fish!

That wooden fish is a good thing, a first-class magic weapon of Buddhism, which can captivate and shake people's hearts and souls.

It is almost the same type as the Sanqingling in the hands of my uncle.

But one is to confuse and the other is to remind, as if the two of them are natural enemies!

As long as the wooden fish is knocked, ordinary people will be excited and clear-sighted, as excited as drinking Red Bull, and can't fall asleep at all.

Ordinary people are like this, let alone the four-eyed uncle who is a cultivator with clear ears, even if his ears are blocked!

Not to mention the four eyes, no one can bear it if it is placed on anyone.

Russell watched from a distance, the sun had come out at this time, the sun was shining on the cabin, and the chickens, ducks, fish and geese were screaming in the yard, not to mention how poetic and picturesque it was!

It was a good place to hide, but it wasn't for him.

Young people, with golden fingers, don't go out to do some business.

Isn't that more stupid than literary talents?

"Baabaa!"

Hearing the inexplicable voice, Luo Su's eyes lit up, hey, there are sheep in the uncle's house.

He could remember that a certain boy who was not good at fishing was always thinking about the sheep raised by others, sometimes thinking about geese, sometimes thinking about pigs.

Very bad!

"Want to eat?" Looking at Russell drooling with four eyes, he immediately guessed his thoughts.

Russell nodded sharply, already thinking about it, those are the 18 ways to die for sheep!

Braised lamb in brown sauce, braised lamb chops in red, old Beijing lamb scorpion, roasted lamb with cumin, stewed lamb, haggis pot, shredded lamb, pan-fried lamb chops...

"Hey, I won't give you food!"

The four eyes snorted, and they got angry with Russell in a childish way. Yesterday, Russell ran away without leaving a letter, which made him worry for a long time.

The roasted lamb is flying!

Russell pouted, almost writing his unhappiness on his face.

"There are no sheep, but there are still pigs." Four eyes saw Russell pouted, and couldn't help laughing, "There is nothing else here, but there are quite a lot of wild boars in the mountains!"

"That wild boar often likes to come over to kick my cabbage. It grows fat and big, and has great strength. If I didn't shake people, I really couldn't beat them."

Shake people?

Hit wild boar?

Russell couldn't help but think of a scene. He saw a huge wild boar rampaging, arrogant and unreasonable, and then was beaten violently by a dozen people in official robes with yellow paper on their heads.

Zombies have nothing else but hard bodies and great strength. When fighting, one is worth ten.

I'm afraid Ye Wen came and went back crying!

"Little Martial Nephew, wait a moment, I'll show you my uncle's cooking!" The four eyes were full of pride, "You must have never eaten my hometown dish, crispy roast pork, that is delicious. "

As he said that, he couldn't help licking his lips, "The skin of the meat is crispy, fat but not greasy, and the lean meat is also tender. It tastes great!"

The two big foodies became more and more hungry as they chatted, and the pace of their feet became much faster. As a cook, how can you neglect the matter of cooking?

After walking in, Russell looked at the closed gate and then at the empty yard, and couldn't help but raise his mouth.

"Uncle, where is Brother Jia Le?"

He looked left and right, this was the first time he met Jia Le, and I heard that this is a poor apprentice who is no worse than Wencai and Qiusheng.