I'm Trying My Best to Add Some Cultivators in the World of Ninth Uncle

Why do I feel fear from the bottom of my heart, why do I call him master?

He raised his head expressionlessly, and his palm passed through Qiu Sheng's chest in an instant.

……

"what!"

Uncle Jiu couldn't help but opened his mouth wide, "A little nightmare escaped from the underworld, are you looking for it these days?"

Tapirs live on dreams, they are ancient mythical beasts with powerful power.There is no fixed shape, and the shape is illusory - "Shan Hai Jing".

The number of heaven and earth is very small, and only a few occasionally appear in the underworld.

According to rumors, the nightmare-eating tapir is a species that can eat nightmares for humans and leave behind sweet dreams.

But if a small, naive...

Uncle Jiu couldn't help but shudder, no matter how small it is, it's still a divine beast!

The half-legged ghost nodded, "As long as you find the trace of the dream-eating tapir, the ghost will pay a big price, a full 1000 Yinde points!"

There was longing on her face, every time she led the way for ghost messengers, she walked forty or fifty miles overnight to gain one Yinde point.

It's only four or five times a month, four or five points of yin virtue a month, and fifty or sixty yin virtue points a year.

Yinchai had promised that as long as he had 100 Yinde points, he would protect his brother Sledgehammer's wealth and honor for the rest of his life!

Counting the yin and yang virtue owed by closing his younger brother's yin and yang eyes before, the half-legged ghost counted his fingers and counted, and he would only work for another two years.

Thinking of the gossip and gossip in the village, and his younger brother's confusion and fear, Banjiaogui couldn't help but lose his expression.

This is the fate of half-legged ghosts from generation to generation. Although generations are born with yin and yang eyes, there are not many who may have a good death.

The soul is often separated from the body, and it will become weak and sick after a long time.

If it weren't for seeing their parents, grandparents would live in the underworld extremely comfortably, half-legged ghosts would even think it was a curse!

As long as you have money, the underworld is not necessarily worse than the underworld. You don't have to worry about food and clothing, you don't worry about your house, there is no war, and you don't have to worry about illness.

This is simply much better than the heaven that the preacher said!

Uncle Jiu frowned, always feeling a faint uneasiness in his heart, he suppressed his uneasiness, and quietly thought about how to solve this half-legged ghost.

This half-footed beriberi is nothing to an adult, but it is really heavy for a child.

But just as the half-legged ghost said, she is a big girl with yellow flowers. She always sneaks into other people's rooms in the middle of the night and touches men's feet, which makes her feel sick.

If you see something you shouldn't see, you will feel hot eyes.

How to solve this problem?

Uncle Jiu pondered for a long time, and inadvertently looked at Little Russell.

And little Russell shivered fiercely, hugging his chest tightly with both hands, "No, master, I don't have many paper figurines left!"

paper man?

Uncle Jiu's eyes suddenly lit up, and he showed a meaningful smile. Why didn't he expect it?

The problem with half-legged ghosts is that their souls walk at night, and they walk for too long, and they are not as powerful as Yin Zai, so their feet will naturally get tired.

Half-legged ghosts ride horses, so naturally their feet won't hurt!

Uncle Ninth looked at Russell maliciously.

"what!"

"No!"

"Ah, ah!"

After a while of indescribable scenes, Uncle Jiu had a paper horse in his right hand and a tooth mark in his left.

But fortunately, Russell's teeth haven't fully grown yet, and they aren't as deep as the mousetrap last time.

"You take this horse, don't touch Abao's feet in the future, the little girl will cry because of you!"

Looking at the paper horse in Uncle Jiu's hand, the half-legged ghost couldn't help but notice that it lit up. This is a horse, and he can ride it himself, so it must be extremely powerful.

"Wait a minute!" Uncle Jiu added, "My horse has a price!"

"Lin Daochang, tell me!" The half-legged ghost was unambiguous, and she knew in her heart that if she wanted to get something, there must be a price.

Especially for such a powerful paper horse, it is estimated that the price is not small.

"This paper horse is very expensive, you must not be able to afford it."

Banjiaogui's heart sank, but hearing Uncle Jiu's words, he couldn't help but hope again.

"I can rent it to you for a little Yinde a month."

The half-legged ghost thought about it quietly. She earns 4~5 points a month, her feet hurt every day, and she wants to harm Po. She also feels a little bit sorry.

If it wasn't for her younger brother, she wouldn't want to touch A Bao.

There is really no way, she is a weak woman, in this era of war and chaos, it is difficult to support herself, let alone her younger brother.

If it weren't for the parents helping them in the underworld and asking the underworld messenger to bring something, the half-legged ghost and his brother would have starved to death long ago.

Earn 4 to 5 points a month. After you have a paper horse, you can run farther at night, do more work, and double the amount of talking in a month.

The most important thing is that you don't have to touch Abao's feet anymore. The more Yinde you earn can not only support yourself and Sledgehammer, but also make Sledgehammer rich for life.

The half-legged ghost became happier the more she thought about it, she knew in her heart that Uncle Jiu was helping her, so she quickly saluted and thanked her.

"Thank you Daochang, thank you Daochang!"

Uncle Ninth waved his hand, and explained the things to pay attention to, and then pulled little Russell out of the yard.

"Why don't you just give it to her, what a hassle to rent it to her!"

Good people do their best to send Buddhas to the west, so renting and renting in this way is not too much trouble.

Do you know how troublesome it is to collect rent one room at a time in Guangdong?

Uncle Jiu patted Russell on the head, "There is a limit to being a good person, you can't help others too much!"

"Sheng Mien, Dou Michou, understand?"

"Oh."

Russell was still a little sullen, but that was his horse!

"You will gradually understand in the future." Uncle Jiu felt more and more uneasy, and he didn't care about talking to Russell, so he counted directly with his fingers.

Maoshan not only knows how to draw talismans and catch ghosts, but also looks at Fengshui, looks at faces, and counts marriages.

Suddenly, Uncle Jiu opened his eyes and slapped his thigh.

"Not good, Qiusheng!"

……

At this time, Qiu Sheng was lying on the bed with a look of lovelessness, he only felt his whole body was stiff and unable to move.

Yu Xin froze, and saw a thing that looked like a white cat lying on his chest, playing with the Huangshan Stone with both hands.

This……

Is this a ghost press?

Qiu Sheng exerted all his strength, but his limbs always felt stiff and disobedient, and even the fifth limb did not move.

The white cat seemed to see through his thoughts, gave him a human-like look of contempt, then stretched out its right paw and slapped Qiu Sheng across the face.

Qiu Sheng's eyes flickered, he felt his world spinning, his surroundings changed, and he stood on the street.

In a trance, it was a familiar yet strange feeling.

where am i?

He looked up and found a big signboard.

Yihong Courtyard.

"Master, you can count. I haven't seen you for a few days. I miss you so much."

A gust of fragrant wind came, and Qiu Sheng felt a little softer in pregnancy, subconsciously exerting force with his hands, it was extraordinarily comfortable.

He lowered his head slowly and was stunned because this woman was so beautiful.

She has a pair of attractive cat-tailed eyes, a thin white gauze half-covers her graceful body, and her long legs are half-wrapped outside.

The melon-seeded face is very delicate, the surface is smooth and flawless like nephrite ice, the peach blossoms in the eyes are like autumn water, enchanting, the lips are red, and there is a little cinnabar beauty spot on the corner of the mouth.

Qiu Sheng was taken aback, feeling that the cinnabar beauty spot on the corner of her mouth was very familiar.

"Master, come on, come on!"

Just three short sounds made Qiu Sheng's whole body go limp, and he didn't know that his legs followed her. He seemed to hear someone telling him not to indulge in womanizing, but to practice hard.

Looking at the fair-skinned and beautiful beauty in front of him, who is light and soft and easy to push down, Qiu Sheng directly cursed in his heart.

Where did the evil spirit come from, and dare to mess with my mind!

The clothes accidentally fell on the ground, Qiu Sheng was very excited until the next moment, he saw that beauty took out a bigger...

vomit!

"what!!!"

Qiu Sheng suddenly woke up from the nightmare, panting desperately, but he was still unable to move, like a dead person.

He suddenly looked up as if remembering something, and sure enough, he saw something like a white cat squatting on his chest.

Then stretch your paws.

This time it's the left paw.

"No!"

Qiu Sheng wailed, his mentality had collapsed a little now.

First they got married, but the bride who got married turned out to be Uncle Jiu. Later, they went to visit Yihong Courtyard, but the beauties in Yihong Courtyard turned out to be older than him.

He no longer wants to have nightmares anymore, this is simply more realistic than the real world.

In reality, he is a short and poor guy, but in his nightmare, he is a short and poor guy plus trash.