National Art: Opening Golden Bell Jar

Chen Yang's five elementary school classmates have all played together since they were young, and they have a very good relationship, so there is nothing they can't talk about.

At the wine table, Er Fatty complained, saying that you are giving Liu Jiagui too much face, and if you leave it to me, I would be too lazy to care about him.

The second fat man is called Dou Jiahui. When he was in elementary school, he was the second fattest in the class - the big fat man was named Chen Mingjun.

The Dou family is well-known in Chaoyang, but the family is not big, with only fifty or sixty people in total.

The second fat grandfather came to Chaoyang alone and gave birth to six sons. Because of various disputes, four sons died in fights.

The four sons left four grandchildren, and the two sons who survived left eleven grandchildren.

That is to say, Dou Jiahui had a total of [-] uncles, who fought with others...and four more died.

The remaining ten uncles died four more in order to avenge, one of them massacred two families—both were policemen.

There are only six of his uncles currently alive.

As for Dou Jiahui's cousins, including him, there are a total of nine - this is because of family planning, otherwise I really don't know how many brothers there will be.

Another of his cousins ​​killed someone during a fight, and the government had to sentence him to death.

When his brother went to the funeral, the deputy county magistrate came to wear sackcloth and mourning, and the police station paid for it from top to bottom.

No way, this family is so terrifying, one brother died, and the other brothers followed.

The government is not stupid. Er Fatty's dad was recruited. He is currently working as the deputy director of the Chengguan Police Station. He is not a big official, and he is confused in his work, but when he stares, all the gangsters have to kneel .

In recent years, the Dou family brothers have not had any remarkable achievements, but who dares to underestimate them?

Er Pang's temper is not bad, but even if he said this in front of Liu Jiagui, Liu Jiagui would not dare to have any dissatisfaction.

Regarding Dou Jiahui's contempt, Chen Yang just smiled and did not express his opinion.

Several of their elementary school classmates were drinking, and Gazi mainly poured wine beside him—he was one year younger than everyone else, who would pour the wine if he didn’t pour it?

When he was full of wine and food, Gazi asked hesitantly, Brother Yang, your business is doing big now, do you still need people?

Being a security guard in a hotel has no future. If you support yourself, it's not a big problem. It's delusional to start a family and start a business.

Now that Brother Yang has established a world in Zheng Yang, he definitely wants to go there, and he doesn't feel uncomfortable psychologically with this kind of defection—he was mixed with Chen Yang when he was a child.

The only thing to worry about is that he has a history of epilepsy. Because of this history, he cannot apply for many positions.

For example, he once had the opportunity to take out a loan to buy a car for transportation, and for example, he also had the opportunity to go to work in a factory.

But these opportunities were all delayed by his history of epilepsy, and others did not dare to use them—what if you had a seizure halfway?

Chen Yang and Gazi are very close, why is Lu Xiaoning called Gazi?Since I was young, I have been straight-minded.

It's not stupid, it's just that you don't like to be coaxed, and you have to say things you don't like.

Chen Yang wandered outside and met many people. In terms of distance, Wang Haifeng is definitely not as reliable as Mou Miao, but Mou Miao is not as reliable as Gazi.

Epilepsy... I might be able to eradicate him!Chen Yang thought about it, and then nodded, "Okay, come back and come with me. There was nothing in the past two years, and now I see if I can arrange it for you."

Er Fatty gritted his teeth, "Big Fatty, help me arrange it too, it's really boring to stay here."

"Going to other places, who knows Chaoyang Dou's house?" Chen Yang glanced at him, "You contact my second uncle, and help to pay attention to whether there are any barren hills nearby that are contracted. If there are, I may come back. "

"Chaoyang Dou's family is nothing but a vain name. They can't earn money. It's nothing." Er Fatty said angrily, "Why do you say you're poor? That's right... what the goblin said."

He has always been secretly in love with Yao Jing, a junior high school classmate. Yao Jing is now the anchor of the county TV station. Transfer to the provincial capital.

"Then you want to make a profit." Chen Yang picked up the glass and drank it down. "If you need money... just tell me."

"Okay, drink less," said Tie Dun, a classmate from elementary school. He works in the south, and his relationship is not bad. "Tomorrow is early in the morning, and Big Fat has to get up early."

Will Chen Yang get up early?Don't even think about it, he has a very bad impression of Liu Jiagui, if it wasn't for some other plans, he wouldn't have agreed to borrow a car at all--a red envelope of 200 yuan, is it really rare for me?

Liu Jiagui attaches great importance to this wedding reception. He is really fed up with being the director of the family planning committee. If he had a choice, he would rather stay in the county government office than be marginalized now.

The Family Planning Commission has never been a light place. It used to pull people into abortions and was scolded by people. In the past few years, it has become a little more relaxed, and it is said that it can rely on quotas to eat some filial piety, and it has a second-child policy... This official really I can't do it anymore.

Since the county magistrate who admired him left, he has been going downhill, and he really wants to climb a high branch, and now is his chance.

At 05:30 in the morning, Liu Jiagui came to the big turntable by the county seat and watched everyone dispatch vehicles.

The turntable is the only way to the urban area of ​​Yunyuan City, and it is the most suitable for concentrating vehicles.

Liu Jiagui was not in charge today, so he transferred three cars. The grades of the three cars are not low, at least his Jetta is not qualified.

But the highest is an Audi A6, no matter how high it is, it was too late when everyone knew the news.

At exactly six o'clock, the convoy was almost there. There were eighteen cars in total, plus nineteen in the lead, which meant a long time.

But so far, only eighteen cars have come, and the manager is anxious, "Whose car hasn't arrived yet?"

Liu Jiagui jumped with anger, "My car, my car is one less... He is on his way here."

"Then hurry up," the manager said dissatisfied. He knew the director of the Family Planning Commission, and he usually spoke politely, but what time is it now?Compassion does not command soldiers.

So he said coldly, "Tell him, only give him 5 minutes, if you can't keep up, just follow the road."

Liu Jiagui didn't care about this person's bad attitude, so he called Chen Yang again to remind him, and after hanging up the phone, he cursed angrily, "Damn, you can't get on the table with dog meatballs."

Chen Yang was almost stuck for 5 minutes.

As soon as Liu Jiagui saw the car, it exploded, "Hold the grass... don't you know how to wash the car?"

This car came all the way from Zhengyang, and there is still snow over there. Although the snow on the road has been cleared, it is conceivable how dirty the car is. The rear window of the car is basically a layer Mud, can't see anything 0 .

Chen Yang put down the car window and glanced at him, "I came back yesterday and drank until twelve o'clock, where can I wash the car?"

He's lying, he drank until 09:30 last night and everyone broke up.

Seeing the miserable appearance of the car, the manager couldn't help but glared at Liu Jiagui, "Look at what you've done!"

Liu Jiagui felt very innocent. I told Ya that it was Chao Ying who married her daughter, Nima, so he dared not even wash the car!

But at this time, it was too late to say anything else, he waved his hand at Chen Yang, "Get out of the car, go to the nearby car repair shop to get a bucket of water, wipe it casually, it's better than nothing."

Chen Yang sat in the car, motionless, looking at him with a half-smile.

"Are you still good at it?" Liu Jiagui became more and more angry. Originally he wanted to scold the other party, but when he thought about it, he was an accomplished and famous college student, so he could only swallow this breath and smiled bitterly, "Xiaojun , didn't you put eye drops on Mr. Chao?"

Chen Yang just looked at him and smiled, without saying anything.

Liu Jiagui was still waiting, when the deputy manager came over, handed two red balloons to Chen Yang, and said quickly, "Come on, tie them to the rearview mirror of the car, the car is so dirty, after going to the city, take a moment Go wash."

Anyway, getting married was all sorts of hectic. Although Chen Yang's car was dirty, the master still sent two boxes of hard Chinese.

However, the next problem came. Among the people who picked up the relatives, no one wanted to get in this dirty Passat. In the end, two hairy children got into the car. They were both fourteen or fifteen years old. here.

The two hairy children got into the car, but it was quite quiet. They couldn't see how luxurious the interior of the car was. Anyway, even if it was an ordinary car, it was quite far away from them.

Nineteen vehicles were assembled, but people did not come together. They procrastinated until 06:30, when the sky began to light up, and the convoy started on the road.

At this time, there are not too many people on the road, and the deputy manager has been handling such things a lot, and now he finally relaxes, "It's okay, let's save some time, there must be enough time, it happens to be dawn soon, call the camera, take a picture on the road... ...fuck, that Passa was a special shot."

　　There are three Passats in today's car, but he doesn't need to specify, everyone knows which one he is talking about.

It is only about 10 kilometers from Chaoyang County to the urban area. Once the speed is high, it is very fast. When entering the urban area, it is slower. It took about [-] minutes to reach the young couple's house.

That is, at 07:30, the convoy arrived, and two vehicles fell behind halfway, and they quickly caught up.

Here in Yunyuan City, the etiquette for a new daughter-in-law to return home is very solemn. Chen Yang has seen it many times, and he didn't get out of the car. He just lowered the window and sat in the cab to smoke.

A furry boy was a little curious, and asked him aloud, "Didn't the manager give you Zhonghua cigarettes? Why don't you smoke your own cigarettes instead of being happy?"

Chen Yang glanced at him, and replied with a smile, "I don't really like smoking hard box Zhonghua, I think this kind of cigarette is better."

Mao kid glanced at the short cigarette in his hand and said subconsciously, "This kind of cigarette is short, it's fun, can my uncle give me one? I'll smoke it for my dad."

The cigarettes Chen Yang smokes are not cheap. Guanquelou 1619 costs 1000 yuan a piece, and [-] yuan a piece. When he heard that the child was for his father, he didn't even think about it, so he gave a whole box, "Take it Bar."

It is certainly worth encouraging children to honor their parents. .

Chapter 428

As soon as Mao kid got out of the car, Liu Jiagui walked over with a sullen face, "Little Jun, hurry up and wash the car."

Chen Yang laughed when he looked at him, didn't speak, and sat firmly in the car.

Liu Jiagui's face darkened, "What do you mean, Xiaojun, embarrass me, right?"

Chen Yang smiled and said, "I didn't mean to embarrass you, you won't pay for the gas, and this car wash...does I have to pay for it?"

"How rare," Liu Jiagui glared, raised his hand and pointed at each other, "If you don't pick up your relatives today, your car won't be washed? Hurry up and wash my car, don't make trouble."

"Don't point your fingers at me." Chen Yang's face darkened slightly, and then he laughed again, "Then I'll wash the car after I go back, don't worry."

Liu Jiagui's eyes widened, "Are you going to block me for ten dollars? Think about who is getting married today!"

"Hehe, yes, it's about ten yuan." Chen Yang continued to laugh, "Uncle Jiagui, you are not as good as you at handling animals."

At this moment, a young man from his family came over to send money for the car.

Distributing cigarettes when leaving, sending money at the groom's house, and managing meals after returning. This is the standard procedure for entertaining drivers.

Chen Yang glanced at the red envelope, and was not in a hurry to take it, so he asked Liu Jiagui with a smile, "Uncle Jiagui, can I take this red envelope?"

If he is not allowed to take the red envelope, he will just leave, it is nothing more than a little oil money, and it is not him that is embarrassed.

"Ah?" The young man who gave out the red envelope turned his head and looked at Liu Jiagui in amazement, "What do you mean?"

Liu Jiagui was so angry that he wanted to hit someone, and he must be someone close to Mr. Chao's family to be in charge of distributing red envelopes. In fact, he knew this young man, he was the cousin of the bride's father.

At this time, he didn't dare to hesitate any more, he could only squeeze out a smile, "Why don't you take the gift money?"

Chen Yang blinked his eyes, "Then I... really took it, you won't regret it?"

Liu Jiagui couldn't bear it anymore, and he blew up. He roared in a low voice, "You came in a dirty car, are you right?"

"I just came back from Zhengyang yesterday evening." Chen Yang was not angry, but said with a smile, "It doesn't matter if you don't pay for gas, you can't even afford ten yuan for car washing...isn't it embarrassing?"

Liu Jiagui said nothing, found ten dollars and threw it into the car, turned around and left.

He didn't have the face to stay any longer. He found the car. Logically speaking, the gift money, cigarettes and lunch are all managed by the host. As for the oil money, if he mentions it to the host, the host will also take care of— Of course, this is a bit stingy.

If he doesn't mention it to the owner, then he has to be responsible for it. Whether it's the owner of the car or him, don't delay the owner's business anyway.

Now Chen Yang directly put eye drops on him. As a helper, he is reluctant to pay for gas, not even the money for washing the car, is it shameful?