Super Seminary: I and Liang Bing

===Chapter 26 Cold ice, I miss you...===

Su Jie, who was brought into the sight of the major universes at almost the same time.He was yelling at Yu Lang, and at the same time he was not slow to react, the night sky stopped in front of Su Jie with a silver trail.

After Su Jie reached out and grabbed Ye Kong's sword hilt, Ye Kong flew up with Su Jie, and flew out of the broken window on the second floor very quickly.

Outside the bar, the moonlight covered the street with a layer of silver veil, and the high-hanging night sky flashed with silver light, like a meteor streaking across the night sky, bringing Su Jie rolling down the street...

"Damn it, I tried my best to control it so why is it so fast!"

Su Jie rushed to the street and got up in embarrassment, but there was no sound of Su Jie from the bar behind him, the expected explosion...

Under the moonlight, at the entrance of the bar, Yu Lang was breathing in the fresh air, and the doors and windows of the bar were all open.The faint smell of gas is drifting into the street with the wind...

Although he knew that Yu Lang had given up the idea of ​​blowing himself up.But Su Jie still had a heavy face.

After all, he was almost bombed into the sky just now, and became the most beautiful fireworks in Juxia City tonight.

"Should you give me an explanation?" Su Jie clenched his fists.Staring with gloomy eyes, he bent over to support Yu Lang, who was panting beside the telephone pole.

"I'm saying now: just now I suddenly remembered that the gas was not turned off and you are in a hurry?" Yu Lang looked at Su Jie and smiled, and made a decisive move, without the slightest awareness that he was just about to drag Su Jie to death.

Then Yu Lang, who was full of playfulness, was defeated by Su Jie's approaching steps, constantly clenching his fists.

"Brother Su, don't be angry. Don't you want to know what happened to you?"

Su Jie stopped in surprise and was about to beat Yu Lang: "You know?"

"Go back upstairs first, I haven't finished the wine yet." Yu Lang stretched out his hand to beckon Su Jie to help him back upstairs.

……

On the second floor of the bar, the two sat opposite each other.It's just that the difference from before is that Su Jie has a sullen face, as if he is explaining to Lang.

Yu Lang crossed his legs, took a sip of wine with a smile on his face, and pointed at Su Jie: "Brother Su, you can't blame me. Do you know that there are many unsolved mysteries in this world?"

Yu Lang raised his eyebrows, deliberately playing tricks.

"bump!"

Su Jie, with a gloomy face, directly punched the seat: "Get to the point!"

"Okay!" Yu Lang, whose eyes twitched in fright at Su Jie's actions, hurriedly put his legs down, and said honestly: "I have been a genius since I was a child, so I don't care about ordinary things at all. I am more concerned about unsolved mysteries. After all, theology represents immortality. I believe that no one wants to have extraordinary power, and I just have the ability to investigate all of this.

Do you remember that every Chinese New Year, I take a one-month vacation to see my aunt in my hometown?

In fact, my aunt died long ago, and that was just an excuse for me to go out and investigate.

I have conducted targeted investigations on pyramids, falling dragon incidents, Mayan civilization, ghost ships and supernatural events.

At the beginning, the ending disappointed me. There are no dragons in this world, so there is no need for a dragon slayer; there is no god, and there is no need for a goddamn god-defying person; and there is no so-called so-called immortal cultivator. Grandpa taught me to learn swordsmanship ...

I once thought this was an ordinary world.It bored me doubly.

After all, no matter how talented I am, I grew up listening to fairy tales, but when I grow up, I find that all of them are false.I live in a boring and ordinary world where I can only live a normal life.

Damn it, I want to hold the sun and the moon and pick the stars when I ride a horse!

I desperately searched for the so-called miracle, but in the end all I got was despair...

But two years ago, by chance.So I made an amazing discovery in an ancient pyramid.

The beginning of the original pharaoh civilization in Egypt was a civilization called Shurima. On the murals, their pharaoh could control the sand, and there were endless yellow sand soldiers...

That voice in my head at the time, it told me it was true! "

Yu Lang's voice was straight up, and the enthusiasm in his eyes made him look like a lunatic at the moment: "Do you know how excited I was at that moment?"

Seeing Yu Lang with a somewhat crazy face, Su Jie actually understood him somewhat.After all, before he crossed over, he often thought: the real world is not good enough for him, and he is a god who grew up in the mythical world.

I shouldn't live an ordinary life, my life should be as magnificent as the protagonist...

As a result, Su Jie was woken up by a guy named Reality with a big mouth on the left and right.After Su Jie didn't even dare to think about it, this guy who was called realistic said arrogantly: "Young people, don't live in a dream. For a Sabi like you, I have drawn hundreds of millions of them this year. You It's just the most common one. Why don't you wake up and face me, and feel the pain slowly?"

Yu Lang, who hadn't seen Su Jie's words after waiting for a long time, no longer waited for Su Jie's answer, his tone became a little low: "Although I don't know why this civilization called Shurima suddenly disappeared, but at least I know that it once Purely. So after you showed extraordinary power, I began to doubt whether you were still you."

Yu Lang took a sip of wine while talking, and looked at Su Jie very seriously: "The only thing I don't understand now is, how did you predict everything in the police station in advance?"

"How do you know?" Su Jie took a sip of his wine and glanced at Yu Lang in surprise.

"You forgot, I'm a genius, it's normal to know how to hack, right?"

"Get lost!" Yu Lang raised his eyebrows and spoke in a casual tone, making Su Jie almost want to beat him up.

After calming down his irritable heart a little, Su Jie took a sip of wine, sighed softly and said in a bleak and forceful tone: "There is a voice in my head telling me."

There is another sentence that Su Jie did not say: I watched anime in my previous life, and the voice in the anime told me.

After finishing speaking, Su Jie glanced at Yu Lang lightly, and sighed leisurely: "But the voice in my head tells me that you are nothing! Otherwise, I can't be tricked by you. It may be that the knowledge I can receive does not include miscellaneous soldiers. After all, no matter how awesome you are, you are still an ordinary person."

"Fuck, I'm a genius! Could it be that I made a mistake?" Yu Lang stood up abruptly, staring at Su Jie, a little hard to accept the answer.

Su Jie also stood up, and patted Yu Lang's shoulder comfortingly: "Hey, accept the reality, young man, you should be able to see that I'm not lying..."

After being hit, Yu Lang sat back in his chair and toasted viciously like Su Jie.

Su Jie was not afraid of those who came, until the last two of them drank too much and fell asleep on Su Jie's big bed...

Yu Lang, who was drunk on the bed, was still talking in his sleep, as if he couldn't accept the fact that he was an ordinary person: "Brother Su, you definitely miscalculated."

Ripples like water surface suddenly appeared in the empty air beside the two people's beds. Liang Bing walked out of the wormhole, and with a wave of his plain hand, the dark alloy black armor placed on the ground disappeared directly into the wormhole.Then he frowned and looked at the two lying on the bed.

At this time, Yu Lang, who seemed to be arguing about something in his dream, turned around and slapped Su Jie on the face.

Su Jie, who was slapped, opened his eyes in a half-dream and half-awake state.

Seeing the figure standing by the bed, he seemed very relieved.

Su Jie stretched out his hands like a baby: "Leng Bing, you are here~"

"Well, wait a minute." Although it was obvious that Su Jie was not awake at all, Liang Bing still responded.

Then Liang Bing frowned, reached out and roughly pulled Yu Lang from the bed to the ground.Pulling Yu Lang who was drunk like a dead pig, he slapped two big mouths left and right before putting him on the ground.

After doing all this, Liang Bing glanced at Su Jie, turned around and prepared to leave.

"Leng Bing, I miss you..." Su Jie's narrowed eyes drooped, and he let out a sleepy voice.

===Chapter 27 Anime Mistakes Me===

Liang Bing, who had already turned around and was about to leave, looked back at Su Jie.

He who had already fallen asleep had a faint attachment on his face...

Although Liang Bing didn't know where this attachment came from, it didn't affect her happiness because of this attachment.

Liang Bing, who had other things to do, laid down slowly beside Su Jie after ordering through the dark energy like a devil channel, and stretched out his arms to hug Su Jie...

Su Jie, who was being hugged, suddenly turned around and hugged Liang Bing tightly with his backhand. He seemed to be dreaming of something, and begged: "Don't go~"

Su Jie, who was having a nightmare, was surprisingly powerful, and his hands embracing Leng Bing made Leng Bing very uncomfortable and even a little painful.

Even so, Liang Bing still didn't have any struggle, she was staring blankly at the tears in the corners of Su Jie's eyes, not understanding why he was sad, and who he was trying to keep in his dream...

But Liang Bing knew that it must not be her...

With the cold ice throbbing in her heart, her lips came close to Su Jie's mouth and bit down viciously, as if this was the only way she allowed herself to hurt Su Jie.

"what!"

Su Jie, who was already asleep, was awakened by the pain.With a drowsy head on his head, he opened his eyes and saw the vicious cold ice.

Before Su Jie could complain, Liang Bing had the tendency to bite like a puppy again.

A trembling voice came out from the cold and cold: "Who did you keep in your dream?"

Looking at the expressionless Liang Bing in front of him, he seemed to say that it wasn't her, and he turned around and was about to leave.Su Jie sighed, and tightened his delicate body in his arms: "What are you thinking? I just dreamed about my mother."

After Jian Liangbing heard his answer, he was relieved.Su Jie, who didn't want to bring up the past at all, took advantage of Liang Bing's loss of control, put his bloody lips to Liang Bing's mouth with a smile, and exhaled hot air: "But I don't plan to miss her anymore, because I have you enough gone."

Su Jie, who was in a state of drinking too much, seemed to be buffed with guts, and kissed him directly with hot love after speaking...

After 1 minute, Liang Bing, who came back to his senses, pushed Su Jie away with a blushing face: "Don't..."

"Okay..." Su Jie, with a heavy head, obediently agreed, closed his eyes and hugged Liangbing, and was about to fall asleep...

Suddenly Su Jie opened his eyes again, staring at Liang Bing with a blissful face, like a child asking for candy: "My little Bing Bing, will you come to me to take charge as soon as you finish your work?"

"Yeah!" Liang Bing nodded with a smile, responding to Su Jie who was like a child after drinking too much.

Hearing Liang Bing's answer, Su Jie closed his eyes with peace of mind, and fell asleep sweetly.He muttered in his mouth, "Then she will be the little daughter-in-law..."

……

Early the next morning, Yu Lang felt sore from sleeping on the floor all night, and angrily shouted at Su Jie, who had a sweet dream and had a haha ​​on his mouth.

"Brother Su, did you hit me because you drank too much last night? Why is my face swollen from riding a horse?"

"Ah?" Su Jie opened his eyes for help, looked at Yu Lang, who was swollen into a pig's head, and was stunned for more than ten seconds with the slap marks left on his face, before bursting into laughter: "Hahaha, no, no, I didn't do it." of!"

Laughing, the smile on Su Jie's face became stiff when he noticed that his lips were uncomfortable. After licking his red and swollen lips dully, Su Jie let out a roar: "Damn it, what did you do to me last night?" ?”

While speaking, Su Jie lifted the quilt and glanced at his underwear, which was still in place, and heaved a sigh of relief.

Drunk sex...drunk sex...

Did you play so wild last night?

Feeling the obviously swollen lips, Su Jie felt like crying...

He clearly remembered that he dreamed of Liang Bing last night.

Didn't he treat Yu Lang as cold ice last night?

If this is the case, it seems that he was the one who kissed him first.

Damn, I'm not pure...

Thinking of this, Su Jie covered his face with one hand, and looked at Yu Lang with grief and indignation: "Get out of here, if you dare to reveal a word about what happened last night, I will light the sky lantern for you."

At this time, Yu Lang also saw that Su Jie's swollen lips were still bleeding. He was wondering what, and suddenly realized that his face didn't seem to hurt as much as he thought.Because his heart hurts more...

"Snapped!"