Jiao Mingchen then stretched out his hand and pushed open the wooden door in the stairwell.
"Oh!"
With a soft sound, the balloon hidden behind the door was instantly burst, and dense dust was raised at the door, red and gray, and the objects that fell on the ground gave off different pungent smells.
Jiao Mingchen yelled inwardly "No!" He quickly covered his mouth and nose and retreated. Although he didn't inhale the dust, the mucous membranes of his eyes came into contact with a few red powders floating in the air, and he felt burning pain immediately.
This little pain is nothing to a professionally trained person.
But the military dog couldn't do it. It inhaled a lot of chili and pepper powder, and the unique smell of onion and mustard on the ground penetrated into its nostrils, making Beibei experience the greatest malice from humans.
Beibei screamed and sneezed non-stop.
"Damn, why didn't I think of this way to deal with military dogs?"
"Young girl, you solved the threat posed by the military dogs with a flick of your finger. This is a great reaction!"
"The Terminator killed his own dog with his own hands ^o^/"
Netizens who expressed pessimism towards Yuan Yifan just now have joined the ranks of mocking the Terminator.
Some netizens also sent him a classic old stalk: "Don't look at how happy you were chasing just now, you have to make a list now!"
Fans of Jiaoshen saw the idol being recruited, and reported to the customer service one by one with righteous indignation: "On the 22nd, a biochemical weapon was used to destroy my brother's dog. Hurry up and call the police to arrest him!"
The customer service girl still replied with a sweet voice: "My dear, I'm sorry, chili powder, onion, mustard, etc., do not belong to the category of biological and chemical weapons, otherwise every restaurant will become an arsenal. Thank you for calling. I wish you a happy life. goodbye!"
As a result, the complaints of fans of Jiaoshen came back to no avail.
Shi Xuefei, who was at the scene at the moment, sighed inwardly when he saw the military dog being attacked.
She didn't even expect this balloon bomb, and she would fall for it if she were her own. It can be seen that if you fight Yuan Yifan, you must be cautious and cautious, and you will fall into the trap if you are negligent.
Although Jiao Mingchen was not liked by others, Shi Xuefei, out of humanitarian concern, asked the team members to bring two bottles of mineral water to wash the eyes of Jiao Mingchen and the military dogs.
After the two bottles of water were poured down, Jiao Mingchen was fine, but the whites of his eyes were a little red.
"Bastard, dare to tease me, I will definitely make you pay a heavy price!"
Jiao Mingchen was still talking harshly, and the military dog Beibei whimpered, tears streaming down his face, and his nose kept running. It seemed that the search would not be able to continue for a while.
Jiao Mingchen was so angry that he called his assistant to take Beibei to see a doctor. He had to catch Yuan Yifan with his own hands to relieve the hatred in his heart.
Shi Xuefei found out that this Terminator looked like a cowhide, but it was actually unreliable, so she still followed her own way of thinking.
Contact the property of the community to check and monitor as soon as possible, and the remaining team members searched upstairs and downstairs, trying to find some clues.
Now that Jiao Mingchen had lost track of Yuan Yifan, he forced himself to calm down, and then analyzed where Yuan Yifan might have gone.
Running upstairs was not a good choice. Yuan Yifan would eventually escape from the building, and the higher he went, the more difficult it was for him to escape, and when the residents all returned home from get off work, there would be fewer places for him to hide.
After analysis, Jiao Mingchen decided to go downstairs to investigate first, to make sure Yuan Yifan did not escape, and then he searched upwards layer by layer.
The military dog that was supposed to be used to make the final decision was destroyed by a balloon. Jiao Mingchen was filled with resentment when he thought of it. He had already made up his mind that when he caught Yuan Yifan, he must break some of his ribs in repayment for today's victory. hatred.
Jiao Mingchen took the elevator to the basement floor. As soon as he went out, he found two team members standing by the elevator. They saw Jiao Mingchen coming, but they didn't say hello.
Human hearts are fleshy. Jiao Mingchen is proud and conceited, and has no good looks towards others. Naturally, these team members don't like him.
"Did you find number 22 here?" Jiao Mingchen asked.
"No."
A team member answered coldly, but complained in his heart: "If the 22nd appeared, I can still stand here? What about IQ?"
"If you find number 22, please use the internal communication channel to report immediately!" Jiao Mingchen said in an imperative tone.
Now the two team members rolled their eyes and didn't bother to talk to him.
Jiao Mingchen was so angry that he took a deep breath, and entered the elevator in a huff. He wanted to take the elevator to the first floor, and then searched up one floor after another.
The members of the arrest team were busy arresting them, and Yuan Yifan climbed the stairs to the 9th floor after setting up the balloon bomb.
He found that there was a shoe cabinet at the door of this house, full of women's shoes, it should be a woman's home, and it was Yuan Yifan's goal.
He knocked on the door, but there was no response from inside, so Yuan Yifan took out the small iron piece familiarly, and stabbed it into the keyhole.
After a while, with a "click", this uncomplicated anti-theft lock was opened.
This kind of lock is available in the market for tens of dollars, and it was installed uniformly when the house was handed over. The owner of the household did not change the door lock for convenience, so this kind of lock is useless to people with lockpicking skills, and it will be opened soon.
After entering the room, Yuan Yifan put plastic bags on his feet as shoe covers to avoid stepping on the clean floor.
Women's clothing and supplies can be seen everywhere in the room, which is indeed a woman's residence.
Yuan Yifan didn't stop, and went to look for the dressing table.
This community is just an ordinary community, without a special dressing room. Yuan Yifan found a dressing table in the hostess' bedroom, and this was his purpose of coming to this house.
This bedroom is very warmly furnished, the quilt is neatly laid out, and there is a big Hello Kitty doll on the bed, which is very girlish. It is estimated that the owner of this household is not too old.
Yuan Yifan sat in front of the dressing table and used the hostess's cosmetics to make up for himself.
Chapter 105 Turning into an Old Man
The procedure of makeup is to apply the primer first, and then to conceal the blemishes. Yuan Yifan chose a darker color and applied it on his face and neck.
Others want to look younger, but Yuan Yifan wants to put on old age makeup, because the arrest team knows that he will disguise himself, so he will have a certain awareness of precautions, whether he is dressed as a young handsome guy or a beautiful woman dressed as a boss, It will attract the attention of the arrest team.
Elderly people are different, it will lower their vigilance, this is called surprise, also known as counter-intuitive, the principle is to use more than conventional means to let the brains of arresters ignore certain facts, so as to avoid pursuit.
Watching Yuan Yifan skillfully unscrew all kinds of bottles and cans, and paint and paint on his face, netizens felt that it was a novelty. They didn't expect Yuan Yifan to be able to make up, which really refreshed their cognition.
The average man knows everything about graphics cards, CPU models, and all kinds of football stars, but they can't figure out the difference between L'Oreal and Proya.
Cosmetics are as difficult to understand as a bible for men. Seeing that Yuan Yifan is so familiar with cosmetics, all the netizens showed admiration.
"No. 22 is really all-rounder, he knows everything. Is he really 26 years old? I'm afraid he spent the first half of his life studying, or he knows so much."
"My Fanfan is amazing!"
Female fans can be said to be ignorant of Yuan Yifan. There are many makeup experts who affirm Yuan Yifan's makeup skills. They are already better at makeup than many girls. At this level, they can even be a makeup artist.
Netizens were suddenly disappointed and said that after living for more than [-] years, they are not even qualified to be fugitives.
That's right, judging from the current ability displayed by No. 22, he is proficient in sliding doors and locks, swimming and diving, rock climbing, rubbing hemp, gliding, fighting, flying helicopters, etc., and has surpassed most of the netizens. It seems that the legendary fugitive is really Not everyone can be it, and they can only admire it. Number 22 can only admire it, but cannot copy it.
In fact, the reason why Yuan Yifan knows how to make up is because of the special effects and cross-dressing effects that come with his F-level disguise skills. He is proficient in make-up techniques, so he is so good at make-up.
After laying the base color, Yuan Yifan started styling. He applied some more contouring cream on his forehead and the corners of his eyes, artificially added some wrinkles, and then highlighted the places that should be highlighted, and blackened the places that should be darkened, so as to make the makeup look more three-dimensional.
As the makeup gradually took shape, an elderly man in his 50s appeared in the mirror.
Yuan Yifan stared at his new image and felt that it was almost meaningless, because he had thick black hair, he didn't look like an old man at all, and he had to find a wig to wear.
With the purpose of trying it out, Yuan Yifan searched in the hostess' closet, hoping to find a suitable wig.
But when he opened a large drawer, he saw that there were colorful women's clothes inside, including lace, shaping, steel ring, sports, T-shaped and open crotch. , The complete range of brands opened Yuan Yifan's eyes.
LSP netizens got excited immediately, and asked Yuan Yifan to quickly pick up a few pieces and send them back to them. They had no other ideas, but they had a friend who made things out of nothing and liked to collect second-hand clothes.
Yuan Yifan directly closed the drawer, automatically ignoring the unreliable words of netizens, seeing so many private clothes all at once, wondering if there would be needle eyes.
After this episode, Yuan Yifan felt that it was almost impossible to find the gray wig used by the old man, so he had to make other plans.
After thinking for a while, Yuan Yifan found the medicine box at home, took a fancy to the bandage inside, took it up and wrapped it around his head, and then wrapped a few around his chin, so as to cover some blind spots of makeup, killing two birds with one stone.
Of course, this was not enough, Yuan Yifan found another courier box, cut out two rectangular cardboard shells as splints, put them on his left arm, wrapped a bandage on the splints, dipped lipstick in water, painted There are some red marks on it.
After finishing it, he took a picture in front of the mirror, and Yuan Yifan looked like a miserable little old man who was seriously injured. The bandages were bleeding, but some places were still a little dull, and people with delicate thoughts could still see the flaws.
This means that the camouflage skills are not enough, so that's easy to handle. Yuan Yifan exchanged 4 attribute points, all of which were added to the camouflage skills, making the camouflage skills reach D level.
Afterwards, Yuan Yifan hunched over again, walking and trembling unconsciously, this is a real injured old man, coupled with an expression of bitterness and hatred, he felt sympathetic when he saw it, I can't wait to call 120 immediately to save people.
"That's it!"
The make-up is done, but this decadent artist-style clothes can't be worn anymore, the arrest team has seen it before.
The hostess didn't have any suitable clothes at home, so Yuan Yifan put all the items back where they were, and then picked another house on the 10th floor where no one was there. After entering, he found a set of clothes for the elderly and put them on.
He has a large body, and he looks a bit small in this suit. His arms are exposed, and the trouser legs also have the meaning of cropped trousers, but it has a good effect, and now he looks more like a down-and-out old man.
After the clothes are finished, the shoes must be changed, because Shi Xuefei noticed that the shoes were leaking in the clubhouse before.
This family did not have the size 45 shoes that Yuan Yifan wore, so they had to change into a pair of slightly smaller slippers, which would not look awkward when they went out in summer.
Now Yuan Yifan has completely completed his whole body disguise, and is ready to start his escape plan.
After leaving the house, Yuan Yifan stood guard in front of the elevator. When he saw the elevator coming down from upstairs, he pressed the "Down" button. When the elevator stopped on the 10th floor and opened the door, he found an aunt carrying a vegetable basket inside. , about the same age as Yuan Yifan, probably going out to buy groceries.
When the aunt saw Yuan Yifan's miserable appearance, she was taken aback and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
"Oh, don't mention it, there was a car accident."
Yuan Yifan immediately shook his head and said: "I forgot to take something, you go down first."
The aunt sighed: "It's also a crime, but from your angry look, you should be fine, just rest and recuperate."
After speaking, the elevator door closed, and Auntie went to the first floor.
Auntie's words reminded Yuan Yifan that although his makeup looks good, his voice is flawed, and the old man's voice that he deliberately thickens his voice will still be heard by others. To this extent, he will definitely not be able to hide it from Shi Xuefei. Powerful woman.
"No way, I can only spend again!"
Yuan Yifan exchanged 700 prestige points for 7 attribute points, all of which were added to the onomatopoeia skill, and most of the prestige points were squandered.
Running system: "Onomatopoeia skill is upgraded to F-level, and passive stunts and voice actors are unlocked."
The onomatopoeia skill has been available since the system was bound, and has not been added. Now is the time to need it.
Chapter 106
Yuan Yifan began to try to speak, and it was different to have an F-level onomatopoeia. This time, he could no longer detect any flaws in his speech. His onomatopoeia skills are enough for him to make a real one.
In fact, Yuan Yifan has already known the level represented by these letter grades through such a long time of exploration.
Most of the skills start from the initial M level, the level is probably a layman, ordinary people, and then upgrade to L level, about two or three months of practicing skills, and after K level, you can reach the level of beginners. level.
Every time you upgrade to a level in the future, it is roughly equivalent to adding a few months of hard training.
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