Host, I'm Here to Accompany You to Pretend

This series can be said to be good in any place, the only disadvantage is that it will lose your mind after reading it, and make a group of people look for Ninim in the realist brave next door.

The brains he picked up from the comment area can open a tofu brain shop!

But to say that his favorite new show this season is the Golden Retriever Crunchy Shark!

This new show is really poor, but it is also really good-looking!

In fact, he refused to watch transgender anime at first, but then he tried it, wow, it's really good!There is also the Golden Retriever Crunchy Shark, all the plots are bulingbuling!You can also add sugar when you have low blood sugar, and now you are watching the update of Golden Retriever Crunchy Shark every week, wow!So passionate!Very nice!

He really didn't expect the Golden Retriever Crunchy Shark to be so beautiful!He clearly knew that they were two uncles, but the corners of his mouth still couldn't stop crazily rising!

It is strongly recommended that those who have not read it recommend it to their good brothers or friends to watch, maybe they will figure it out after watching it!

And if you look at the comment section of this anime, many brothers who haven't changed can't help but start using it!So don't put the gender card so deadly!

"Host, I didn't expect your old hobbies to be so broad. Has the scope of hunting started to be gender-neutral?"

Chen Mo's face darkened.

"What are you talking about! Am I that kind of person!"

"Who are we hosts, do you still need to hide your XP in front of me? Isn't there a saying, as long as you are cute, it doesn't matter if you are a boy!"

"If you think about the sunny and lovely Ah Fu, the innocent and shy Hideyoshi, the mistress-like Mizuho Miyakoji, and the coquettish Hieda Shio, don't you think you have no idea about them?"

Um?Is there something strange mixed in here!Do you think I haven't played Women's Mountain Range!

"Let's not talk about others, what's going on with Hieda Shio?"

"Hey~ Boys and fake girls are the same thing! And people can have children! Isn't this even better! Think about it, you can even play pregnant XX with people... Pregnant XX What about play like that!"

Chen Mo gasped on the spot, he didn't expect that he was still at the bottom of the system's XP, and even this guy was so excited about such a heavy-handed gameplay!

He took a deep breath and said, "System, I haven't asked you for anything since time travel..."

"Host, it's a bit too much for you to say this all the time. If you have something to say, you always talk about it directly! Whether it's hypnosis, transparent world or time-stop! As long as you keep bringing it up, I can solve it!"

"Really." Chen Mo twisted his neck and wrist: "Then when will you change?"

"..."

The system fell into silence for an instant.At this time, a sensational BGM sounded.

"Host, you always have a lot of things you can't let go of, so you have to be a little more chic, you don't have to be with her forever if you love someone, you don't necessarily have to pick off a flower if you always like it, you always like the wind, do you want to tell the wind to stop?" Come down, let you smell it..."

Chen Mo directly interrupted the system.

"Don't say that there are so many that you have nothing to gain, do you know the name of Emiya Kiritsugu's treasure? The flowers are so beautiful that they bloom! You can't change!"

"Ah this..."

The sound of the system suddenly froze.

After a while, a reminder sounded.

"The day of Taiyuan! The top of Mount Tai! Come to the east with a sword! Flying immortals from beyond the sky!"

"Host, a primordial blue dragon appeared on the top of Mount Tai! Why don't you make friends with it through martial arts! Relax your pride!"

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Chen Mo looked contemptuous.

"Do you think you can divert my attention by using pretense as a shield?"

"Host, you have wronged me, how can I divert my attention! This pretense is such a beautiful thing! I practiced it to prevent you from missing any chance to pretend This ability to listen to all directions and see all directions!"

The look of disdain on Chen Mo's face became more intense, and it was almost written on his face that I am very disappointed in you.

"Look at your potential! If you have the ability, use it to do this!"

Hearing Chen Mo's words, the system was obviously taken aback, and then made a more turbulent voice than before.

"The host is worthy of being the host, if you understand it, you will understand it better!"

Chen Mo showed an expression that had nothing to do with me and said, "Understood? What do you understand?"

"Hey, host, what are you pretending to do in front of me? You don't understand, right? Let me teach you!"

"Really? You want to teach me, so let me know if you are developing normally or not!"

"You old lady host is too much! What kind of system do you think I am!"

Hey, let me pretend to be pure, what kind of system do you have, can I still have no Hercules in my heart!

"Really, then I have to think carefully about whether I should pretend to be forced today."

"This... the host, I am not that kind of system."

The system's dying and unyielding voice softened instantly.

"Sure enough, it's better not to pretend."

"Don't! I'm your old system tonight!"

A look of disdain appeared on Chen Mo's face, if I continue to threaten you, will you even be able to quit the system!

He slowly got up from his seat and straightened his clothes, showing a serious expression.

"Let's go, since we want to make friends with martial arts, then don't make people wait."

"Okay, what you always say is what you say!"

As soon as the system finished talking, Chen Mo disappeared into the holiday.

……

On a tour bus.

Zhou Hao sat in the last row of the bus with a sigh. Recently, he really doesn't know what's wrong, he always encounters some surreal things!

I went to the comic exhibition three times before and after, but something happened every time!

Wei Ming fights against Brother Red Knife with all his heart!The ultimate creature Reiner releases Allen!Kira Yamato who signed a 99-year non-disclosure agreement!

This Nima is too outrageous!He couldn't figure out how these things came together!What's even more outrageous is why he can be hit by him every time in an accident!It made him, an old Two-dimensional, suffer from comic exhibition PTSD!

Last time, he didn't go to the comic exhibition just to celebrate, but went to participate in variety shows.

I thought it was impossible for boys and girls to rush down this kind of variety show to be connected with supernatural events, but who would have thought that he would be bumped into it in the end!

What an outrageous level of luck!

He even remembered a famous saying he heard when he was playing horse racing girl. There is no absolute in the game, but the symbol of Rudolph is absolute!

If this sentence is changed, it can also be applied to him. Supernatural events are not absolute, but Zhou Hao is absolute!

Emmm... This shit is too grassy!

Just when Zhou Hao's face was in pain, his mobile phone vibrated, and someone sent him a message. He pulled down the screen and looked, and the expression on his face suddenly became happy.

"My dear son, what can you do with your father?"

"CNM, isn't it natural for me to find my son? Why did you suddenly go out for a trip? Could it be that you have lost your love?"

"No, my wives and I are having a good time, and they all travel with me."

"Oh, the paper man's wife, right?"

"Can't you?" Zhou Hao replied confidently.

"Okay, whatever, you know, Lao Wang got a girlfriend recently."

"I heard him mention that his girlfriend seems to be his childhood sweetheart with whom he played since he was a child."

"Yeah, alas... childhood sweetheart, I think I have had it before."

"Um?!!!"

"You kid is not kind, you have kept it from us for so long! Tell Dad honestly!"

"Actually, it's nothing. That's my cousin. At that time, we were childhood sweethearts and we made an agreement to be together forever."

"I'm fucking sore!"

"In this way, my cousin and I grew up together, went to junior high school and high school together, I thought we would go on like this forever, and then entered the palace of marriage just like the promise we made when we were young, until I discovered an amazing secret later! "

"What secret?"

"You can't get married within three generations!"

"..." Zhou Hao was silent for a while and then asked, "What happened next?"

"There is no later, I am still single now..."

"..."

This is too real!

Forgive me for laughing unkindly.

"It's a f*cking sad story, but I think there's a follow-up to this story!"

"Huh? What follow-up? German orthopedics?"

"Brother-in-law!"

"climb!"

Zhou Hao couldn't help laughing out loud, the inside and outside of the bus was full of happy air.

At this moment, a notification tone sounded in the bus.

"The station ahead is Taishan Station. Passengers on the bus should take their luggage and get off the bus in an orderly manner under the instructions of the ticket collector."

Hearing the announcement from the broadcast, Zhou Hao came back to his senses, put away his phone after replying a message to the other side, and left the bus under the instructions of the ticket collector.

After getting out of the car, Zhou Hao looked up at the mountain peak that could not be seen at a glance, and took a long breath.

Ah, this is the breath of nature!

After going through the comic exhibition and the boys and girls rushing down, he has already understood the law of avoiding supernatural events.

That is, don't join in the fun in urban areas or places where activities are held!And the higher the concentration of Two-dimensional, the more dangerous it is!

The last time I went to boys and girls to rush down, he didn't expect the UP master and cosplay at station b, but this time I'm going straight to climb Mount Tai!

Huaxia is not a neon, there is no custom of turning everything into a girl, at least he hasn't heard of such a thing as Taishan Ji, of course, it may be because he is ignorant.