Host, I'm Here to Accompany You to Pretend

Hei Lin seemed to be aware of the omissions in his words, and his expression changed suddenly.

"Well, listen to my explanation, I'm really not..."

Da Wa directly raised her hand to interrupt Hei Lin's words.

"Okay, we all know, let's go quickly."

Hei Lin nodded, then quickly turned into a streak of light and left Ten Thousand Snake Cave as if fleeing.

……

In Qingyun Temple, Su Luo was sitting on the futon to meditate when a voice came from outside the door.

"Master, I'm back!"

Su Luo took a deep breath, then opened his eyes.

"come in."

Hearing Su Luo's call, Hei Lin pushed open the door and walked in.

"Why did you come back so late today?" Su Luo asked curiously.

"Master, things are like this..."

Hei Lin told Su Luo everything that happened to him. Of course, he made a little embellishment about the muscle baby, otherwise he was worried that Su Luo would not be able to accept this sudden change of style!

After listening to Hei Lin's narration, Su Luo stood up excitedly on the spot: "You said you met the Patriarch, and you went to slay demons with him!"

Hei Lin nodded: "Yes, the expert also asked me to bring back a treasure, saying that after I hand it over to the master, the master will know what it is."

Su Luo had a puzzled look on his face.

Although he has reached the Foundation Establishment Stage, he is just a novice in cultivation knowledge!

How could he know a baby that even Hei Lin couldn't recognize!

But thinking that this was the confession of his patriarch, he still suppressed the confusion in his heart first.

"What is it, show it to me."

Heiscale nodded, then carefully took out the long object from his pocket and handed it over.

After seeing this long object, Su Luo was stunned.

As Hei Lin said, he recognized what it was at a glance, no, it would be difficult for him not to recognize it!

"How could it be a USB flash drive!"

This is not cultivating immortals!

Chapter 540 No matter how strong you are in the game, you are still fake

Hei Lin sighed in his heart when he heard Su Luo blurt out the word U disk.

Sure enough, the expert didn't cheat, the master really recognized the origin of this treasure as soon as he saw it.

"Master is worthy of being the disciple of some master, he is indeed well-informed! He can even recognize such rare treasures!"

Su Luo showed an indescribable expression, can such a rotten street gadget as a U disk be considered a rare magic weapon?

How about posting this thing in your wallet for 10 yuan on Xixi?

Of course, the better ones cost dozens or even hundreds. Most of the USB flash drives he used to store videos in the past were at this price. It is really difficult for Su Luo to compare this kind of things with the so-called Rare treasures linked.

What kind of person is Hei Lin, as an old fritter who has lived for thousands of years, his ability to perceive words and expressions has already reached its peak!

He just glanced at Su Luo's expression and he had a plan in mind.

It seems that this thing is not a rare item in this era. It is probably a new type of magic weapon invented by people during the time when I was sealed. I just don’t know why there is no aura on this magic weapon.

After figuring this out, Hei Lin immediately changed his mind and said, "Master, isn't this thing precious?"

"..." Su Luo pondered for a while and then shook his head: "You can't say that. The USB flash drive is just an object that stores information. Its value does not lie in itself but in what is inside."

Just like his own USB flash drives, there are a lot of unsightly things stored in them. If it spreads out, there will probably be another wave in the entertainment industry.

However, since he decided to embark on the fairy road, these video screens have been physically erased by him, and they are the kind that can no longer be repaired!

No matter how strong those technical masters are, it is impossible to restore the ashes to their original state!

Of course, those vulgar things in his USB flash drive can never be compared with the things given by the patriarch!

Hei Lin naturally understood this point.

"Master, do you need me to leave first?" Hei Lin cupped his hands and said, as the saying goes, the law is not passed on to the six ears, and he has lived for so long so he still doesn't know the reason to avoid suspicion.

Su Luo shook his head: "You don't need to stay here first, I will come out when I go to the inner room to read the things inside."

"Ok, I see."

Su Luo nodded, got up and walked into the inner room. Different from the quaint outer room, this inner room is filled with all kinds of large appliances, air conditioners, TVs, and refrigerators!

Looking at these electrical appliances, Su Luo sighed softly, went to the computer desk and turned on the computer, and after seeing the loading interface, he inserted the USB flash drive into it.

There are no learning materials in it, only a bunch of Word documents, Su Luo glanced roughly, and then clicked on the first document.

After carefully reading the content of the document, Su Luo suddenly took a deep breath!

This is actually a double cultivation method!And it's gender-neutral!

Why did the Patriarch rank this exercise first?Could it be that!

Thinking of that possibility, Su Luo showed a painful and tangled look on his face, but after half an hour of ideological struggle, he finally did not make a decision not to violate the patriarch.

"Forget it, since it is the meaning of the patriarch, there must be a deep meaning of the patriarch!"

Su Luo sighed for a long time, and then came to the outer room with a resolute expression.

"Master, have you read what the expert gave you?" Hei Lin asked when he saw Su Luo coming out.

Su Luo didn't reply immediately, but stared straight at Hei Lin until Hei Lin felt a little uncomfortable before saying: "Lingzun, I want you to help me practice!"

Hei Lin was stunned for a moment, this request was indeed beyond his expectation.

Of course, with his strength, Su Luoxiu can advance by leaps and bounds in a short period of time, but doing so will destroy the foundation!

"Master, please think twice, do you have any expert as your ancestor, it will be a matter of time before your cultivation surpasses me, there is no need at all..."

Su Luo shook his head and interrupted Hei Lin's words.

"Don't worry, I won't do that kind of self-destructive thing. This practice will benefit both of you and me."

All good?Is there such a cheap thing in this world?

"Master, what exactly do you mean by this practice?"

Su Luo was silent for a while, and then said rather painfully: "Have you ever heard of Shuangxiu?"

Hei Lin's expression froze immediately.

……

At Chen Mo's house, he was playing Ghost Valley Bahuang at home.

As for the deep meaning of Su Luo's guess, Chen Mo definitely doesn't have it. As for why the double cultivation exercise is ranked first, it is probably because the exercise begins with the letter A. It will be fine to change the ordering method !

Just as Chen Mo was manipulating the character to do tasks outside, a message popped up, and a casual cultivator showed hostility towards him.

Chen Mo clicked on his attributes and immediately showed disdain.

A mere cultivator who transforms the spirit dares to provoke my foundation-building disciple of the Fenglingyueyingzong!

You are seeking your own death!

Chen Mo decisively attacked him!Entering the battle interface, countless flying swords descended from the sky, and the radiant special effects instantly overwhelmed Chen Mo's character, and then the words "crit strike minus one" floated out one by one.

please!You are weak!

Chen Mo manipulated the character with a look of disdain to go up and kill him!

Like a legendary online game -9999... The damage exploded, and this cultivator at the transformation stage knelt down on the spot!

Because as the son of destiny in the cultivation world, it is normal to have a system!

Just when Chen Mo was about to end this cultivator of Huashen, he began to beg for mercy.

Oh, now I know I'm afraid, it's too late!Even if your backer is a strong mountain climber, I will...

See if my wife is your Taoist partner, let me die!

……

The scene suddenly became awkward.

As a god of pure love, Chen Mo never imagined that he would become a tauren one day!

At this moment, the sound of the system sounded.

"Host, no matter how strong you are in the game, it's not real, so please don't be obsessed with fun."

Chen Mo came back to his senses, and said with contempt: "So what do you think, persuade me to study hard?"

"Of course not! When you play games, you have to play hard! When you study, you have to play hard! I will wait for you in Sand City at eight o'clock tonight! The host and I will attack the sand together!"

The look of disdain on Chen Mo's face became heavier.

"Do you have to charge a VIP to play this game?"

"The host sees what you're saying. If this VIP isn't given away for free, then who can play with it?"

"I don't play." Chen Mo said bluntly.

The sound of the system suddenly froze, and after a while, the system suddenly issued a notification sound as if to ease the embarrassment.

"Host, it's almost the end of the month, and the Grim Reaper is going after your performance! Don't you always pretend to be more aggressive!"

Chen Mo's face is dark, you think it's the end of the month to recharge the phone bill!

"Who do you think this Grim Reaper is, the Grim Reaper in Here Comes the Grim Reaper, or the one in the little book?"

"No, it's Yan Moai!"

Hearing this unexpected name, Chen Mo was stunned.

Chapter 540 Seven High-Quality Death Service

Yan Moai is the heroine in "Hell Girl". When someone initiates a commission through hell communication, she will exile the target to hell according to the client's request!