Host, I'm Here to Accompany You to Pretend

The big man in white armor was holding a piece of greasy pork thigh in his hand, and there was a large jar of bright red chili oil beside him!Even through Chen Mo who is so far away, he can smell the pungent chili smell!

The white snake submerged the whole pig's thigh in the spicy oil, spun it around viciously, smeared it with a lethal dose of chili, pulled out the pig's thigh and bit it hard!

"My lord, don't just eat meat, drink some wine!"

A bat-headed monster approached with a look of hospitality, and poured a bowl of wine into the white snake's bowl.

White Snake nodded in satisfaction, raised the wine on the table and drank it down in one gulp!

"Little Zhuanfeng, you have become more and more clever during this period of time."

"That's what you taught me, my lord! Come on, my lord, and I'll fill it up for you again!"

While talking, Xiao Zhuanfeng poured another bowl of wine for the white snake, then looked up at the green snake beside him.

"Oh, Second Great King! Look at my eyes, I didn't even notice that your bowl is empty, come here and fill it up for you!"

Saying that, Xiao Zhuanfeng hurriedly came to Green Snake and filled his bowl.

Seeing how clever Xiao Zhuanfeng was, Green Snake couldn't help but smile.

"Little Zhuanfeng, a spot has been vacated for the leader of the monster in the cave recently, you work hard, if you satisfy my brother and I, we will let you be promoted to the head of Zhuanfeng!"

Hearing this, Xiao Zhuanfeng was overjoyed!

"Thank you, Great King, for the promotion of the Second Great King!"

"Sigh~ My second brother is just talking casually. Whether you can sit in this position depends on how well you perform."

"Your Majesty, don't worry! You are so young that you understand!"

White Snake nodded, then turned his gaze to Chen Mo and Hei Lin.

Looking at Chen Mo's white beard, a look of disgust immediately appeared on his face.

"A bad old man, the meat is old, do you want to eat it?"

"Me?" Green Snake shook his head: "No, I won't eat it, big brother, would you eat it?"

"Damn! Who would eat an old man if you are a serious demon!"

The green snake and the white snake looked at each other and smiled, then raised the bowls in their hands and bumped into each other.

"Shame!"

"Shame!"

After speaking, the two drank the wine in the bowl, and after putting down the bowl, White Snake wiped his mouth and shifted his gaze to Hei Lin.

Then suddenly froze.

Staring at Hei Lin's bewitching and handsome face, White Snake felt an unprecedented throbbing in his heart, it felt like spring had arrived!

Sensing that something was wrong with his elder brother, Green Snake stretched out his hand and pushed his shoulder.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?"

"How about we have five children in the future?"

"what?"

Green Snake was dumbfounded, what did his elder brother just say?To have five children with him!

The green snake tightened its body and distanced itself from the white snake.

At this moment, White Snake came back to his senses, realized that he had made a slip of the tongue just now, and couldn't help showing embarrassment.

"Second brother, listen to my explanation. I don't want to have a baby with you. I mean that person."

white snake black scales

Seeing the white snake pointing at Hei Lin, Green Snake breathed a sigh of relief, while Hei Lin's face completely darkened.

"Bold and monstrous! You didn't pay attention to me at all!"

Hei Lin yelled loudly, and his body instantly turned into a ray of lightning, striking at the white snake and the green snake.

Facing Heishin's attack, Green Snake showed a look of disdain, and then punched out fiercely!

boom!

The thunder light exploded, and the black scale flew upside down and hit the wall!

"Gorgeous!"

Hei Lin was right about one thing, these two snake monsters really didn't have the same painting style as him.

They are not the thousand-year-old snake demons in the cultivation world, but the thousand-year-old snake demons in myths and legends!

Chapter 540 Fairy! Where did you hide Grandpa!

Hei Lin slammed into the wall and spat out a mouthful of blood. He coughed violently twice and looked at the green snake with disbelief in his eyes.

Although he didn't use his full strength in the blow just now, even if he looked at the entire world of cultivating immortals, there were definitely less than ten fingers who could make it!

But now the opponent not only took it, but also knocked him out with one punch!how can that be!When did such a powerful demon cultivator appear in the world of cultivating immortals!

If any demon cultivator who comes out now can beat him to death, then what's the point of his hard training all these years!

Seeing Hei Lin's distraught look, Chen Mo sighed a long time, how old is this person, and his mind is still so fragile!If I don't give you a hand, you're going to fall into a demon!

"Don't worry, the cultivation you have accumulated so far is not all meaningless! There is only one reason why you lost!"

Hei Lin came back to his senses and hurriedly said: "I also ask the expert to guide me!"

"Have you ever heard of such a basic law, blackening is ten times stronger, whitewashing is three times weaker!"

Hei Lin immediately trembled. The one who can cultivate to this level is a fool. With Hei Lin's comprehension, even without Chen Mo's explanation, he can understand the true meaning contained in this sentence!

"Blackening is ten times stronger, whitewashing is weaker by three points..."

Hei Lin murmured this sentence again, then looked at his hands with a dull expression.

"Could it be that it's not that the enemy has become stronger, but that I have become weaker?"

No, in fact, the enemy has become stronger!These two snake monsters came out of a mythical world like Journey to the West, and their strength is more than an order of magnitude higher than that of Hei Lin!

It's no wonder that Black Scale isn't abused if he fights against them!

After all, the difficulty of the map has increased too much!

Although Hei Lin is already considered one of the best in his world, it is still a bit too reluctant to directly face the elite monsters on the nightmare difficulty map like Green Snake!

However, compared to the traditional mythical world of Journey to the West, the painting style of the world where these two monsters live is even more strange. If you have to describe it in words, does Tangshan Zan know?

Seeing that Hei Lin's body was seriously injured, White Snake said with a distressed face: "Second brother, why did you hit him so hard, that is your future sister-in-law!"

"..."

The green snake was silent for a while, and then said with difficulty: "Brother, are you sure you want to marry him? You can't fail to see that this person is a man, right?"

"Second brother! As long as there is love, gender is not a problem! And who said that men can't have children!"

That's true, with your cultivation base, let alone male plus male, even asexual reproduction is fine, but...

"Brother, you just met him once, how dare you say that you are in love with him?"

Green Snake still wants to persuade his brother, after all his brother is only over 1000 years old, he doesn't want his brother to go on this road of no return no matter how young he is!

Hearing Green Snake's advice, White Snake heaved a long sigh.

"Second brother, do you believe in love at first sight?"

Do not!I only believe in sex!

He knew that his elder brother was just greedy for his body, but he couldn't persuade him now.

"Okay, since you have made up your mind, big brother, the brother will naturally fulfill you!"

After speaking, Green Snake got up from his seat and cupped his hands to Hei Lin.

"Sister-in-law, today is my brother, I don't care how serious I am. Don't worry, we will be a family after you pass the door! One family does not talk about two families! Brother, I will never do this to you again from now on. !"

The black scale lungs exploded with anger!

Who do you think I am!Even if I bow my knees externally and submissive internally, I still have a personality and dignity!

You actually want me to marry a man now!It is tolerable or unbearable!

Hei Lin decisively knelt down towards Chen Mo!

"Master, you must ask me! I am your apprentice, do you really have the heart to watch me being ravaged by this monster? If that happens, I will be dirty!"

Hearing Hei Lin's tearful voice, Chen Mo's mouth twitched, you treat yourself like a little sheep, right?

In order to maintain the personality, Chen Mo still resisted the urge to complain, he smiled lightly and said: "Don't worry, knowing yourself and the enemy will never end a hundred battles, I came prepared this time!"

Hei Lin breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, a master is worthy of being a master, Zhou Xiang is what he does!

"I don't know what you mean by preparation, my lord?"

Just as Chen Mo was about to speak back, White Snake's voice came over.

"Hey! You think I don't exist!"

The White Snake stared at Chen Mo fiercely, his eyes were full of killing intent!

What your apprentice man!That is clearly my wife!

The White Snake clapped his hands vigorously and said, "Little ones, get ready to cook! This old man is our tonight..."

boom!

Before the White Snake finished speaking, a loud noise came from the top of the cave and exploded!A bunch of black shadows descended into the cave!

"Who! How dare you trespass into Ten Thousand Snake Cave!" Green Snake slammed the armrest and stood up from the seat.

No one responded to the words of the green snake, and as the smoke gradually dispersed, a BGM sounded.

Auntie press~

Following the rhythm of the BGM, a ray of sunlight shone down, and seven muscular men with delicate features and strong backs appeared in the sight of everyone in a tower-shaped structure.

The people present were stunned!

After the BGM ended, a person standing among the seven opened his eyes, and stretched out a finger pointing at the blue and white snakes with an invincible face.

"Fairy! Where did you hide Grandpa!"