Host, I'm Here to Accompany You to Pretend

"Why is the host brother so vicious?" (>﹏<>

"Immediately!" Chen Mo's voice raised a tone, and he would spit it out if it went on like this.

"The host brother hates it, so I just change it." ╥﹏╥

After finishing speaking, there was another silence, and a voice full of reverence rang out.

"Father, emperor Wencheng Wude, his miraculous skills are world-class, and my son is very..."

Chen Mo: "You fucking change it back for me."

After a while of silence, the system returned to normal.

"Host, don't give up, I'm a professional system, whether it's soft and cute, glamorous and domineering, or soft-spoken, I'm fine."

"Even if you don't like the basic settings, I also support private customization functions here. No matter men, women, old or young, human or non-human, two-dimensional or three-dimensional, you can choose them all. It will definitely satisfy any XP you have as a host."

Chen Mo is so angry, what is XP, who the hell will be in heat with a system, no matter how hungry he is, he can't even let the system go!

"Can you speak human language well? My name is XP. I just want a system that can communicate normally."

"Host, please don't hide it. Anyone who is a time traveler doesn't want to hack the system these days, I understand."

"Host, when you need spell-casting materials, just come to the system, professional technology, considerate service, you will always be satisfied!"

Chen Mo covered his face, not knowing how to express his feelings at this moment, so he could only say that sentence.

"System, you are so coquettish!" Even if the system wants to play tricks, he must say this sentence, otherwise he will be suffocated to death.

"The host is mainly due to your old age."

Chen Mo was taken aback, the system didn't play tricks?Transgender?

"It's good that the system can have what it is today because of the host's training. I have now become the host's shape, and I can never go back."

Chen Mo gasped, what kind of tauren lines are these, don't you know labor and capital pure love God of War cut a tauren!

The damn system dared to pour dirty water on him, this is absolutely unbearable!

Chen Mo wanted to refute the system without even thinking about it, but was interrupted by the system's sudden voice.

"A high-energy reaction was detected, and the location is Huaxia Magic City."

"The catastrophe is approaching, China is in trouble, the host will return quickly, and follow this system to overcome the catastrophe!"

"Wait, didn't you fucking ask for my opinion?" Chen Mo said with a dark face.

"The host has a lot to pretend to be."

Chen Mo showed a disgusted expression, pretending to be aggressive, pretending to be aggressive all day long!Don't you know that besides pretense, there are poems and distant places in life!

"I won't go this time!"

"Ah this...?"

The system was obviously stunned for a moment, as if it didn't believe that Chen Mo would not pretend to be aggressive, but it quickly reacted.

"understood!"

As soon as the system finished speaking, the BGM of the Crooked Mouth Dragon King sounded, and the taste immediately rose.

"My lord, the three-year period has come, and the catastrophe is approaching, please return to China, my lord, to fight against the catastrophe!"

Chen Mo's eyes became sharp instantly, he straightened his clothes and hairstyle and shouted: "System, Huaxia is in trouble, follow this deity to cross the tribulation!"

"No, my lord!"

With a flash of light, Chen Mo disappeared from the room.

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China, the magic capital.

Su Luo, who had just left the clubhouse, was in a very comfortable mood.

The girls in this club made him very satisfied, and the black card membership was not in vain.

Su Luo is a member of the Su family. The Su family's influence in the city spans both political and business circles. It is one of the largest families in the city. Su Luo's father is now the talker of the Su family, so his status will naturally rise. up.

Although he is a standard dude, he still has two elite brothers on top of him, so there is no need to worry about the Su family having no successors.

Rather, it was because of Su Luo's disappointment that he had no competitiveness in the Su family, which made his two older brothers feel relieved.

Indulging Su Luo to have fun to his heart's content, not only can kill Su Luo's will, but also reduce the number of people competing for power and profit with them, so why not do it.

And Su Luo himself is happy and at ease, he has no intention of fighting for power and profit, so it's not good to be so carefree.

Su Luo was walking on the road with a smile on the corner of his mouth. It was obvious that he was physically and mentally happy after having a good time.

"Little friend, I see that your footsteps are vain, and your blood is deficient. You must be over-indulgent. You must know that there is a knife on the head."

Hearing this sudden voice, Su Luo was taken aback for a moment, and then became annoyed.

What kind of footsteps are sloppy, Qi and blood are deficient, isn't this a trick to say that he has kidney deficiency!

Su Luo turned around and said angrily: "What are you talking about! How come you..."

He was stunned before he finished speaking, because the person who appeared in front of him was so distinctive that if he had to describe it in one sentence, it would be four words.

Immortal Wind Dao Bone!

Chapter 4 Believe in science, there is no internal force in this world

Standing behind him is a white-haired old man, whose age cannot be seen from the outside, but judging by the white beard and hair, he must be eight or ninety years old at least.

The amazing thing is that the person in front of him is obviously full of white hair, but Su Luo didn't feel that he was an old man at first when he saw him.

On the contrary, I feel that this old man gives people a sense of vitality and the feeling of the rising sun, as if he is younger than him.

The old man was dressed in a simple and elegant snow-white robe, with a childlike face and white hair, and an immortal temperament. The first impression he gave was that he was a master of Taoism!

Seeing this appearance, Su Luo was stunned. This is much more temperamental than the people in those ancient fairy tales in TV dramas.

It has to be said that people are visual animals. Seeing the awesome look of the person in front of him, Su Luo's attitude became much better.

"This old man, why are you scolding people for no reason?"

The old man shook his head and said, "Little friend, I am not cursing, you can press the lower three inches of your lower dantian, and you will know whether what I said is true."

Su Luo was taken aback by this man's words. The old man in front of him looked unusual. He might be some legendary folk legend. It doesn't matter if he just presses it down. A simpler question stumped him.

Where is Dantian?

Seeing Su Luo's puzzled look, the old man also guessed that this kid probably didn't know the location of his dantian at all.

This is not surprising, if he hadn't entered the role-playing state, he wouldn't know where his dantian was.

That's right, this old man is of course the role played by Chen Mo.

Chen Mo stroked his beard, and then directly pointed to a place below Su Luo's abdomen with his fingers.

Su Luo was taken aback, he didn't expect this old man to be so straightforward.

When it comes to this aspect of things in TV dramas, don't they always cover up the appearance of a riddle man?

Sure enough, TV dramas are all lies, and people in reality are so boring.

Su Luo put his hand on the place Chen Mo pointed out and pressed lightly, his face became weird, he felt like he was being played by someone like an idiot.

"The old man doesn't feel anything."

Chen Mo was speechless, it's strange that you can feel it as if you were touching it.

"Little friend, your strength is not strong enough, and you will feel it if you use a little more force."

Is that right, Su Luo's eyes are full of doubts at this moment, he thinks that he may have encountered some kind of liar, so what could go wrong just by rubbing his stomach.

He pressed hard along the place just now, and you can see if there is any problem.

Fuck!it hurts!

With a sharp pain in his abdomen, Su Luo's face turned pale, and he immediately let go of the hand holding his abdomen.

Seeing Su Luo's pale face, Chen Mo nodded in satisfaction, is that right?

"Little friend now is willing to believe the old man's words."

"Old man, what the hell is going on? I really have kidney deficiency?!"

Su Luo's face was pale, and he just pressed his stomach. How could it hurt like this.

"It's true that there is a lack of energy and blood, so young people should know how to control themselves."

After speaking, Chen Mo patted Su Luo on the shoulder. Su Luo felt a warm current rushing all over his body, which was a hundred times more comfortable than after having a good time. He almost couldn't help crying out.

The warm current came and went faster, and disappeared immediately, and Su Luo also came back to his senses.

Looking at Chen Mo's eyes completely changed, what was that warm current just now, internal force?Could it be that the old man in front of him is actually a legendary martial artist?Is everything in the TV show true?

"Old man, no, senior, the one just now is internal force."

Chen Mo laughed involuntarily and said, "Little friend, what age is it now, don't engage in feudal superstition, and believe in science, what kind of internal strength does this world have?"

Hearing Chen Mo's words, Su Luo had a strange expression. Senior, when you said this, can you explain what the warm current in my body was just now.

Suddenly Chen Mo's face changed, and he looked at the sky with an unprecedented expression.

"Is what should come finally come?"

what is coming?

Seeing Chen Mo's sudden change of expression, Su Luo was a little puzzled, and also looked up at the sky.

"Fuck! What's going on here."

I saw that the originally clear sky was suddenly covered with extremely dark clouds at a speed visible to the naked eye, and there were thunder rolling in the dark clouds.

The weather forecast never said there would be such weather.

Partly cloudy?nonsense!There is such a transfer method!

"Heavenly tribulation, hmph! So what, even the sky can't stop me!"

Chen Mo yelled loudly, and an earth-shattering aura erupted from his body instantly. A storm swept across the surroundings in an instant with him as the center, blowing away everything around him, only Su Luo was not affected in any way.

Seeing Chen Mo wave his sleeves, the whole person suddenly soared into the sky!He flew into the sky at an unimaginable speed.

"Fuck!"