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The machine translation of "Pretty Girl Salesman 5", also known as "The Filmmaker Becomes the Man in the Film", made people feel particularly uncomfortable.

The specific process can be summarized as follows.

Indestructible Grip!

Pull the gun fast!

Stealing skills!

Deadly rhythm!

Interrupt casting!

I understand how uncomfortable it is.

So now every time he thinks of the gift of full language proficiency that comes with time travel, Chen Mo wants to say, yes!

After calming down, Chen Mo glanced at the person who left this comment. It was a foreign language screen name. With his current language skills, he could tell the Chinese meaning of the screen name at a glance. The corner of his mouth twitched suddenly, because the screen name The Chinese translation is too sloppy, it is as sloppy as translating "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" into "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"!

This guy is using a web page translator!

I just don’t know whether he uses Qiandu or Somao.

Chen Mo took a deep breath and reconstructed the screen name, but he still couldn't see what the screen name looked like.

This made Chen Mo fall into contemplation. It seems that even the innate skills of the traverser are useless in the face of domestic web page translation!

Looking at the weird screen name, Chen Mo clicked on the profile picture of this netizen. This grassy screen name aroused his interest. After a cursory glance at the person's detailed information, Chen Mo was stunned. Why does the information seem familiar?

Chen Mo followed the detailed information of this netizen and made a reverse deduction, and immediately knew who this netizen was.

This is the original author of "The Son-in-Law of the Dragon King"!

The corner of Chen Mo's mouth twitched, feeling an extreme pain in the ass, who can understand you using such a fucking screen name!

The pen name of the author of "The Son-in-Law of the Dragon King" is Shura, God of War with Crooked Mouth. Although there are many flaws, you can still understand what it is, but do you know what his foreign language website name is?

Ares with the gaping mouth is Satan in hell!

What kind of ultimate sewing monster!Ghosts can see what its original name is!

It's no wonder that the talent of the time traveler is useless. Look at this thing, even if it is a foreign language level [-], it still looks blind.

Chen Mo couldn't even imagine how those foreign netizens felt when they saw this screen name. It was so embarrassing. The author didn't even know how to translate it back to see what was translated on the page?

The author of "The Son-in-Law of the Dragon King".

Recently, he has been eagerly waiting for Chen Mo's update. He is so poor that he can hardly afford instant noodles. The times have changed, and the novels he writes are no longer suitable for this era.

The daily rewards and subscriptions are just a little, which is only enough for him to live on, and this amount is not even a fraction of the foreign translation network.

Although he and the translator signed a contract, the contract stipulates that the translator will only translate when he wants to translate. As an author, he cannot force the translator to translate, which will affect the rest time of the translator.

He nodded and agreed to all these requests with a face full of willingness, otherwise it would be his turn to export culture based on his novel that has no other characteristics except flavor.

In the contract, the foreign translation network's share is [-]% to [-]%, the translation is [-]% and he is [-]%!

Whether the [-]% can be obtained depends on the expression of the translator. If the translator is in a bad mood one day and does not update, he will not even be able to get the [-]%.

Although the content of this contract is all kinds of outrageous.

But he is a very flattering person, it is his honor that the translator is willing to translate for him, what if he asks too much!

Make money, business, not shabby!

Even kneeling in the mountains to earn money is still earning money, just like this, many people want to kneel but can't kneel!

For example, what the fuck is wrong with the book "The Evil Lord of the City" next door to him, the author has already entered the palace, okay?

And the fact that he is still alive in this novel is all due to the translation. If it weren't for the share from the translation website, he would have already entered the palace!

This translator is a well-known figure in the author's circle. Everyone can see how happy the author of the "Urban Doctor" he translated last time. I don't know how many people in the author's circle are greedy. The translation is great.

There are even some people who want to warm the bed for the translator Da Da’s women’s clothing, just asking the translator to look up his brand. The women’s clothing has been seen by him, let alone really pretty, and this person is quite aware of what XP men have, so Seeing his coquettish posture, even an LSP like him couldn't hold back.

But fortunately, the translator has so many things to do every day, he doesn't have time to deal with these guys, otherwise he might lose his status, after all, these people are really too flamboyant!

I just don't know what the interpreter is doing. Judging by his foreign language proficiency, it must be the secret weapon of the Bureau of Zhanhu to export Chinese culture to the outside world!

He always felt that it was better not to delve into this issue, lest one day the water meter be checked by the authorities, it would be embarrassing.

In short, follow the translation and get mixed up, eat the delicious ones and drink the spicy ones!

On the first day when Chen Mo stopped updating, the author didn't think too much, because this is a common occurrence and he is used to it.

The first day the editor stopped updating, I miss him.

The second day after the editor stopped updating, I still miss him.

……

On the Nth day when the editor stops updating, hurry up and update, I'm starving to death!

He was sucking on the instant noodles in the bowl, silently staring at the computer screen, his expression a little numb, at this moment, a prompt sound came from the computer.

He clicked on the reminder message in a daze, glanced at the content inside, fell into a sluggish moment, and then read it several times, after confirming that his eyes were not dazzled by eating too much instant noodles, he burst into tears flowed down.

"Updated, translator, you finally updated!"

The author made an excited voice, his eyes were red with tears, and he put his hands on the keyboard and typed that paragraph.

But after thinking about it, I felt something was wrong, so I added it later.

"Five years! I waited for five full years! Do you know how I spent these five years?"

"I play Lanyue at home every day, it's so fun!"

Looking at this reply, he nodded, this taste is right.

Then he quickly clicked on the interface of "The Son-in-law of the Dragon King" on the translation website to check how many chapters Chen Mo has updated. This is the most important thing now.

He was stunned looking at the number of updated chapters displayed on the interface.

Is there a virus on my computer?

Chapter 44 Strange cultural output added

Tom has recently become obsessed with a novel called "The Son-in-law of the Dragon King". He refused to read this novel at first because the name of the novel was too vague.

Is the Dragon King still a son-in-law?

Why does the king of the Dragon Clan want to be his son-in-law?Is it for love?

Tom didn't understand, so he didn't intend to read the strangely titled novel.

But what is amazing is that this novel has always occupied the top position on the translation website. After opening the translation website forum, it is also full of discussions about this novel, which is unbelievable.

It is very difficult to check the data on Translate.com, because the above articles are all translated from other countries. It is not an easy job to check the data across the country, so the data on the translation website is generally true.

This aroused Tom's interest. What kind of novel can stand out among many foreign works?

He clicked on the novel.

The anti-addiction system is directly uninstalled!

Tom is absolutely in love with this novel!

He dared to swear that he had never seen such a good-looking novel, and the plot in it was so cool!

Now his greatest pleasure every day is to follow up the latest chapters of "The Son-in-Law of the Dragon King". This translator is also a master-level translator. He can translate the article so vividly and smoothly without any embarrassment. It's almost like reading the original text. , he was convinced.

After reading this novel, Tom couldn't help becoming very interested in Chinese culture. He never thought that Chinese culture would be so interesting!

Now he especially wants to take a trip to Huaxia, not for anything else, just to see if he can meet the legendary four big families and marry him in as a son-in-law!

Tom is actually a fan of Marvel. In the past, what he wanted to do most was Spider-Man in Marvel. He thought it was really cool!

But now he doesn't want to be Spider-Man, he just wants to be Dragon King!

Tom turned on the phone to enter the translation website, and then turned off the phone cursingly.

"FUCK, the translation is not updated again today!"

Tom was so angry. How many days have passed since the translator said that he had a toothache. These days, the number of chapters in "The Son-in-law of the Dragon King" has never changed. He has been scolded all over the comment area and forums, but this author Still indifferent, almost like a dead person.

He has watched "The Son-in-Law of the Dragon King" several times, but the translation is still not updated. This guy must have dental cancer!

Tom sighed, today is another day without watching "The Son-in-law of the Dragon King", life is too difficult.

Tom thought of Huaxia's "The Son-in-law of the Dragon King" which has been updated to almost six hundred chapters!

Seeing the number of chapters, Tom couldn't believe it, six hundred chapters!There are only more than 200 chapters here, and the progress gap is too big!

To be honest, he is really envious of the readers in Huaxia. Not only can they read nearly [-] more chapters than here, but they can also catch up with the latest chapters of "The Son-in-Law of the Dragon King" at the first time every day. It must be too happy!

FUCK, why can't he speak Chinese?

He also tried to turn over the original text from Huaxia, but he was about to throw up before finishing a chapter, this machine translation is really disgusting!

Even Emperor Xiao Qing was translated into the blue emperor playing flute!

Can't see it at all!

"FUCK, the translation is not updated again today!"

Tom was taken aback for a moment, the words sounded familiar, he turned his head and saw a man about his age was cursing with his mobile phone.

Shouldn't...

The cultural difference is reflected here. Tom stepped forward resolutely, and said to this person: "You have eyes but no eyes! The Su family, don't wait!"

The man was stunned for a moment, and then his mouth twisted: "It's wrong! It's wrong! The son-in-law of the Su family dared to devour the Lord!"

Then the two of them clasped their hands together and shouted loudly: "The three-year period is over, welcome to the Dragon King!"

After speaking, the two looked at each other with a smile and held each other's hand.

Now, we are book friends!

The passers-by around glanced at the two of them, then turned their heads, thinking it was some kind of joke.

After all, in this country, there are people who can whisper in your ear on the street.

"HAILHYDRA! [Long live Hydra]"

Tom took the man's hand and smiled.

"Hi, I'm Tom."