Host, I'm Here to Accompany You to Pretend

Yihua's mobile phone seemed to be malfunctioning, and a burst of data streams flashed out. If these data streams hadn't appeared outside the screen, she almost thought it was really just a mobile phone malfunction.

She stared blankly at the data stream flashing on the phone, and after a while, a brand new interface appeared on Yihua's phone screen.

This brand new interface is extremely simple, except for the name of Fantasy Game Company, there is almost nothing else, and there is only one item in the product column.

Kamen Rider Chronicle Player Cassette, limited to one, the price is 100 million yen.

Chapter No.17 Host, I will support you!

Chen Mo was lying on the bed, playing with his mobile phone, going to the group to post tasks from time to time, and then relying on the delay-free satellite network provided by the system to go back to Chongguo to watch dramas on PILIPILI.

In fact, these dramas are available in Neon, and the update speed is faster. After all, the update on PILIPILI has to go through the translation process, and Neon can release it directly. The update speed is definitely faster than Chongguo.

I don’t know if it’s the benefits of time travel. Chen Mo can basically be said to be proficient in all languages ​​now. No matter if it’s English, Japanese or other languages, he can communicate without barriers, even uncommon local dialects. can understand.

Of course it is not a problem to directly watch the original fan drama without translation, but even so, he still chooses to go back to PILIPILI to watch it, not for anything else but for the barrage on PILIPILI.

The video site of Neon has also opened the barrage function, but the barrage here is more interesting than that of Chongguo. In terms of meme ability, Huaxia is second, so who dares to be the first!

The grandparents in the audience are all talents, and each one is more flirtatious in the comment area. This kind of fun of chasing fans can be experienced on the video site on Neon's side.

Sometimes Chen Mo won't watch the new show just after it's updated, just to raise the barrage.

A drama without barrage has no soul.

But it’s not all good for Neon, at least when the movie version of Ghost Slayer is released, he can go to the premiere directly, while the grandparents of the Chongguo audience will have to wait another year and a half You can only see it when you load it.

During this period, the grandparents of the audience in Chongguo can watch the gun version at most to satisfy their greed, while he can sit in the movie theater and enjoy the pleasure brought by the big screen. He has already booked tickets for the premiere.

And what's even better is that when chasing certain dramas, you don't have to wait for Swollen Face and Sakura to translate or eat raw meat.

Because for him now, raw meat and cooked meat are the same, just start cooking and it's over!

After chasing the updated drama, Chen Mo opened a translation software and entered the background of his work. His current job is to translate novels. This can be regarded as giving full play to his current expertise, and this is a part-time job. I think Do it when you do it, and be a pigeon when you don't want to do it.

Although he is well-known as the king of pigeons on the Internet, with his excellent language skills, he really doesn't have to worry about having a job. After all, there are very few people who can translate words like him as much as the original. Now he is here Helped a Chinese online novel "The Dragon King's Son-in-Law" as a foreign language translation.

I have to say that foreign netizens really like this kind of novel with a strong taste. His last translated novel "Urban Doctor" has become a hit in foreign search books.

Now he is translating "The Son-in-Law of the Dragon King" is also extremely popular, as can be seen from the comment section.

"Oh, this novel is so good, it's hard to put it down."

"Emperor Xiao Qing has returned to Suzhou now, and is about to face the four major families. Now I really want to know how the four major families will react when they know that Emperor Xiao Qing is the Dragon Queen. Please update the translator soon."

"The sentence about preparing a billion dollars to send bells to the four major families is too domineering. I have already fallen in love with this novel."

"Does anyone know why the translator uses a dove as the avatar?"

"You don't understand this. Doves are a symbol of peace. What the translator is doing now is to strengthen cultural exchanges between the two countries. Isn't this promoting the cause of peace between the two countries?"

"So it is!"

Looking at the foreign language comments in the comment area, Chen Mo smiled meaningfully, then raised his hand to type and update, when the system sounded.

"Host, can you always pursue something? As a great time traveler, and with an excellent system support like mine, how come you think about work all day long? That's what you should do!"

Hearing the system's words, Chen Mo showed a foolish look in his eyes and said, "Travelers don't need to have a meal, and if you don't work, you support me!"

Now the system stopped talking. Seeing that the system chose to be silent, Chen Mo snorted disdainfully. When he was about to continue coding, a notification sound came from the phone.

Chen Mo picked up his mobile phone and saw that it was a message from his bank account, which made him a little confused, because today is not the day to settle the income on the website.

When he opened the text message, he was dumbfounded.

"The strongest role-playing system transferred 1000000 yen to your account, please pay attention to check."

"Host, I will support you!"

The raging voice of the system became particularly obscene at this moment, and the meaning contained in it was self-evident.

Chen really didn't know what to say now.

After a long silence, he opened his mouth and said, "Where did you get this money? Could it be that you hacked the bank?"

Chen Mo doesn't doubt that the system has the ability to hack the bank, but it has never done this kind of thing before, why did it suddenly change its nature today.

"Host, don't make false accusations against me! I'm a serious system that can do this kind of thing, and I earned all the money from selling toys."

"Selling toys? When did you do this kind of work?"

"It started last night, host, selling toys can make more money than you can do as a translator, you can spend the money, don't be polite to me, what is the relationship between us, what is mine is yours, what is yours is still yours. "

Am I a fat tiger!

"Don't play this game for me. If you have anything to say, just say it."

"Host, how did you know something happened?"

Chen Mo clicked his tongue and said: "How can I not understand you, if you don't do anything, you are courteous, you are either rape or robbery."

The system made an exclamation sound.

"You really understand me, okay, I have a showdown, host, there is a task coming."

"What mission?"

"In the South China Sea, a Huaxia cruise ship was attacked by pirates. Now is the time for you, the host, to descend from heaven to save everyone."

Hearing the system's words, Chen Mo's face immediately changed: "Why didn't you fucking say such a thing earlier!"

"Isn't this worrying that you, the host, are always unwilling to accept this task? After all, this is not a surreal thing, so it's not easy to pretend."

"Bullshit! It's cool to pretend, but is that more important than saving lives!"

"It's fine if I don't have that ability, but now that I clearly have this ability, don't I want to watch us Huaxia being threatened by pirates!"

After speaking, Chen Mo directly typed a few words on the backstage of the translation software that the toothache will not be updated today, and then ignored the bunch of FUCKs that maxed out the comment area and said: "We will start the system immediately!"

"Okay, let's go!"

Chen Mo disappeared from the room as soon as the system spoke.

Chapter 18 On the Speed ​​of the Flying Sword

In a helicopter above the Pacific Ocean, a group of people in camouflage are sorting out their equipment.

They didn't have much equipment on them, so it was clear at a glance that they were traveling lightly.

After tidying up the equipment, an older man spoke. He is the captain of the team.

"The first goal of this rescue operation must be to ensure the safety of the hostages. Do you all understand?"

"Understood!" Everyone replied in unison.

The captain nodded, and then said solemnly: "You should be clear, this time it's not acting. Those pirates have been committing crimes at sea for many years. They are ruthless and cruel. Are you ready for the aftermath work?"

The post-work that the captain said refers to the arrangement of things after the sacrifice. This rescue operation needs to sneak in secretly, so only a small number of people can participate, and they can't carry too much equipment. There are real guns and live ammunition, and the degree of danger is extremely high. Once the infiltration fails, they are likely to die.

After talking about this topic, the atmosphere in the cabin became depressing. They knew the degree of danger of this operation, but even if it was dangerous, they still participated in this operation without hesitation, because the people on the cruise ship were waiting for the return of their motherland. rescue.

In order to ease the atmosphere in the cabin, a young soldier who looked like a young man said: "Captain, don't worry, we have written the will, but it's a pity that this action is urgent and we can't separate from the elders at home." , but the death pension issued by the state is quite a lot, if I really die, then the two elders will not have to worry about food and clothing in the future."

"Shut up! What the hell are you talking about! Do you really want your family to use this money! I hope your family never needs to use this money!"

"How many times have I warned you, this kind of operation is not up to recruits like you to participate, why are you just not obedient!"

After being scolded so harshly by the captain, the young soldier shrank his neck on the spot, and muttered in a low voice: "I have been in the army for six years, why am I still a recruit, and am I not the best in my class?"

Although the young soldier's voice was very low, the space in the helicopter cabin was small and the captain's hearing was very keen. Naturally, he heard the young soldier's words easily, and said with a black face: "You still have an opinion!"

The young soldier thought inwardly, and quickly shook his head, "No!"

"Don't pretend to me, do you think I'm deaf? Do you have an opinion? Okay! After you get back, run for ten kilometers with a load on your back!"

Hearing the captain's words, the young soldier's face suddenly collapsed. It seems that some people suffered after returning this time.

The oppressive atmosphere in the cabin has eased a lot after this round. Although the situation has not improved, at least their tense spirits have been relieved.

drop!drop!drop!drop!drop!

There was a sudden emergency alarm from the helicopter cockpit, which shocked everyone in the cabin. The captain hurriedly asked the pilot, "What's the matter, what happened?"

This sudden alarm also made the pilot a little confused. The plane suddenly issued an emergency alarm without any warning. This was the first time he encountered it in his driving career for so many years. Everything happened so suddenly, so he quickly took a look. The instrument panel on the plane immediately found the problem.

"A UFO is approaching at a high speed. The speed is nearly one Mach, but it has already exceeded one Mach. Two Mach, three Mach, and the speed is still increasing. How is this possible!" The helicopter pilot made an unbelievable voice.

Aircraft that can reach Mach [-] do not exist in this world. Now China's most advanced fighter jets can reach this flying speed. If there are only flying objects with a flying speed of Mach [-], he will not be so surprised, but The problem is that the speed of the UFO that appears now is too fast!

Its acceleration has exceeded 300 meters per square second, and the speed will increase by one Mach almost every second. Even a rocket cannot have such a fast acceleration!

The captain's professional knowledge is not as rich as that of the driver, and he is not very clear about this kind of abnormal acceleration, but he knows that their current situation is very bad!

Mach [-] flying objects, that is the speed that China's top fighter jets can reach, and it is extremely easy to destroy their helicopters that can reach this kind of ultra-high-speed flying objects.

"Are you sure you didn't read it wrong? How could the pirates come up with this kind of equipment?"

"I have been driving for more than ten years, how could I misread this kind of thing, and now this kind of equipment is impossible to appear in reality, you know, the acceleration of this UFO has exceeded 300M/S ^2 This is almost ten times the acceleration of the rocket." The pilot said in a broken voice.

Now, no matter how lacking the captain's knowledge is, they are aware of the seriousness of the problem. Anyone who has attended high school knows about acceleration. Needless to say, what is the concept of an acceleration that is more than ten times that of a rocket? You can be sure that this thing is definitely not taken out by some pirates.

How could it be a pirate who can come up with such a thing, then he is a fucking alien!

"How long will it take for that thing to arrive here!" The captain asked hastily, at this moment he no longer cared about maintaining his image.

The driver looked at the dial and replied blankly: "It's already here."

"what!"

As soon as the captain's voice fell, an object stopped next to them with a negative acceleration that could make Newton mad. It reached the same speed as the helicopter they were sitting in and then became relatively stationary.

Now everyone in the cabin can clearly see the real body of the UFO.

That is a huge flying sword!

And there is a person standing on this flying sword!

It was a young man, dressed in a green shirt, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and a face like a crown of jade, revealing a sense of transcendence and refinement on his body, like a banished fairy descending to the mortal world, he is more handsome than those online freshmen Several dimensions higher.

The young man stepped on the flying sword and stopped next to the helicopter. He didn't say anything, but silently gave them a thumbs up, and then stomped his foot, and stepped on the flying sword to pull out a burst of cloud burst flying at a super high speed. gone.

The people in the cabin stared blankly at the flying sword flying away, and everyone was stunned.

The young soldier said blankly: "Captain, is China really a scientific society?"

The captain was speechless. If a young soldier asked such a question normally, the ten-kilometer load-carrying run would be unavoidable, but now he didn't know how to answer it at all.

Chapter 19 Fast Forward to Justice From Heaven