I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

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And it's cheap too.

Su Han broke away from Goudan's hand, and said helplessly, "I can walk by myself, what do you look like!"

The two chatted while walking.

It's just that, on the way to the cafeteria, they heard the chatting content of the people nearby.

"Did you know that two beauties stole food in the toilet today!"

"real or fake?"

"Really, I'm in Class [-], Grade [-], and I saw it with my own eyes. The smell, tsk tsk, now I think about it."

"You don't know, our Banbanhua vomited on the spot."

"Wow!"

Seeing this scene, countless monks in the live broadcast room started their ruthless ridicule again.

"Hahaha, some people are alive, but he is dead."

"Some people are gone, but the legend of them eating shit is still widely spread!"

"Fairy Lin: I'll go, I'll go, can't I go?!"

"Hahaha, Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu are completely dead. They are too heartless. I didn't expect it to be a stench. Fairy Lin and the others still think it smells good."

"Ugh, I also doubt Fairy Lin and the others' taste, what should I do, can I help?"

"It's hopeless, let's buy a tomb first. The undersea cemetery is on sale, and it's cheap. You only need 999 spirit stones to buy it now, and you will get a free corpse collection service after death~"

Su Han and Goudan looked at each other, then speeded up their pace tacitly.

Um...

Stop listening, listen again, Su Han feels that he is really about to be beaten.

Check it out.

This is the momentary pleasure of stinking, and the crematorium afterwards.

Su Han felt that it was better for him to go out less recently, even if he came to school, he had to go to crowded places.

Otherwise, he couldn't guarantee whether Lin Qingyan and the others would attack him.

Hey.

The troubles of being a pretty boy.

[Host, do you dare next time? 】

At this time, the voice of the system sounded in my mind.

Su Han shook his head frantically.

"Dare next time!"

system:"???"

Can you be a good person?

Although I am a straight man of steel system, I didn't let you torture people like this, and directly screwed people to death.

Su Han said: I am just a child!

I really never thought that the two of them would make such a big commotion, obviously...

Forget it, the more you explain, the more troublesome you will be.

After the two finished their meal, they came to the school's grove and sat down on the stone bench.

This is heaven for couples to date.

You never know how many spitting couples are hidden in the woods.

And as a licking dog.

Goudan's favorite thing is to peek at the grove and spit after lunch.

Just as the two sat down, there was a couple chatting not far behind them.

Boy: "Honey, I want to, I want to kiss you."

Girl: "I don't want it!"

The boy said confidently: "The only thing I want to live is to kiss you every day!"

Girl: "No, I don't want it!"

However, girls are very active and welcome when they want to refuse, which is more attractive to boys.

The boy kissed deeply.

The girl was still muttering: "Well...I don't want to kiss..."

Seeing this scene, Goudan turned his head and said to the calm Su Han, "Brother Han, did you see it?"

"When people say no, they mean yes!"

Goudan thought he had grasped another truth of life, so he said to Su Han in a huff.

In the live broadcast room, countless monks also echoed.

"It's useless to study, I'm going to try it on my junior sister!"

"Once upon a time, I also had a girlfriend. I said it was so late, so I just went to the inn to sleep. She said no, and then I naively sent her home. Later, she disappeared..."

"Sorry sorry!"

However, after Su Han heard Goudan's words, a smile appeared on his extremely handsome face, and he had some malicious intentions.

"Are you sure? Saying no means yes?"

Goudan nodded frantically: "Yes, yes, did you not see the state of the young couple behind?"

Su Han let out an 'oh', and then said, "Does that mean that when someone asks you if you want it, your answer is yes?"

Don't mean you want to?

Heh, only people like you who have abnormal brain circuits can figure it out!

"Yes, that's right!" Goudan replied confidently.

"Ha ha!"

Su Han gave a disdainful smile, glanced at Goudan, and asked, "Then do you want to eat shit?"

Studio:"???"

Goudan: "???"

Fuck, does that mean what I said? !

Chapter 70 No, Darling, I Really Didn't Drink "Fifth Watch"

The two looked at each other, silently.

Goudan only had the cry of the crow in his mind, and there was no other sound.

because...

He found that Su Han was different from before. Although he was not serious before, it was just a show of manipulation.

Now...

How the hell have you learned to attack yourself with words!

Damn!

Goudan doesn't even know what to say.

But Su Han is very indifferent, who is he?

The man who spent [-] steel points to buy a complete collection of ways to hate people, it's not bad if he licks dogs like Goudan and can't keep fighting.

Still look at yourself with this look?

what?

That's because you are my good brother, I will give you a face!

After the silence, Goudan said slowly, "Brother Han, we are also good brothers who grew up wearing a pair of underpants, so why don't you hate me like this?"

"Um..."

"It's really not."

"But you never wore pants when you were a child, when did I wear a pair of pants with you?"

Goudan: "???"

"This is a metaphor!"

Su Han nodded: "I know, I'm just telling you the truth."

The people in the live broadcast room were laughing like crazy.

These two friends are really killing people, even though they are monks who have seen blood rain, they still can't help laughing.

"Haha, Su Zhinan really kills people when he hates people."

"Only such a straight man can attract me!"

"What a straight man, this is called a macho!"

Soon, it's time for class.