After My Body Was Taken Away, I Became a Fox Girl

The old liar standing aside shook the mineral water bottle in his hand, seeing the light yellow liquid that was still half in the bottle, I fell silent.

"Tong... child... pee."

I whispered Nan Nan, and then...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! My face! No————————!"

There was the most frightening scream in history. At this moment, my brain went blank, and as if I lost my mind, I threw myself on the table and slammed my face against the marble table top.

With a bang, the marble tabletop was smashed into several pieces, and I still grabbed the broken pieces dissatisfied, and rubbed my face with all my strength until the stones were ground into powder.

"You react so strongly to boy urine, you really are a monster! Wait until I knock you unconscious!"

After finishing speaking, the old liar grabbed the iron rod and was about to smash it on my head, but I was prepared this time. The moment he raised his hand, I flew up and kicked him on the wrist, knocking the rod down. Kicked and flew out.

"I poured piss on your head, believe it or not, you also reacted so badly! Something is wrong, what year is it, and you still use boy urine to drive away demons! I... vomit——————"

I wanted to continue cursing, but when I mentioned the thing that poured on my head, my stomach rolled, and I retched, and quickly condensed a ball of water and hit my face.

This feeling was not enough, I washed my face with water balls one after another, and I reluctantly stopped when I knew that the skin was about to peel off.

"It really is a monster. It seems that I, Zhang Daxian, can't just sit idly by! Monsters, magic treasures!"

He took out a string of copper bells with strange lines drawn from the backpack he was carrying, and the old liar shook them violently while holding them, making harsh and disturbing noises.

Ring ring ring ring ring...

"Ahhh! It's so annoying!"

Distraught by the noise, I covered my ears hard, then took a deep breath and sprayed a jet of water from my mouth, hitting the old crook's hand and washing the bell away.

"My demon-removing bell doesn't work either! It really is a big monster! Let's see my next magic weapon!"

The old liar continued to search for his big backpack. This scene reminded me of Doraemon. According to the abnormal thinking of villains, I should interrupt him immediately before he took out the magic weapon.

But I still want to see what the hell he can come up with.

"Soul chasing gong!"

A gong with a diameter larger than a vegetable plate was taken out by the liar, and he swung the hammer to make it bigger. It seemed that it should be able to make an ear-shattering sound than before.

Now I finally know why these things can exorcise demons, I am almost annoyed to death!

"Enough! Don't blame me for being rude!"

I gave him a cold look, resisted the urge to beat him up, and said through gritted teeth.

"What, are you afraid of my gong? Humph, if you are afraid, just surrender obediently, don't use any cleverness."

"You bastard! You forced me!"

I unbuttoned the collar one by one, and then shouted loudly: "Come here! There is an old pervert molesting a good woman! Come here, fucked! Help!"

"What are you doing, little monster! Shut up now! Are you not afraid of me telling others that you are a monster!"

Seeing me yelling, the old liar panicked.

"Look at this scene, and my messy appearance, do you think others will believe what you, an old man, say? People will only believe what they see, and stand on the side of the vulnerable group."

"Sure enough, it's a monster, so cunning! What exactly do you want?"

"There are good and bad monsters. You can't kill innocent people indiscriminately! I just want to help that little boy expel the dryad in his body. Our purpose is the same."

After saying this, I sensitively caught the sound of someone approaching not far away. Looking at the mess, I couldn't explain clearly, so I hurriedly put oil on the soles of my feet and slipped away. As for the old liar, he also picked up his backpack and followed behind. my back.

"Why should I believe what you say?"

"Just rely on me to burn you to ashes immediately."

I snapped my fingers, and a group of crimson flames slowly rose from my palm, exuding scorching heat, burning without any support.

At this time, I also asked the fox demon in my heart:

"Find an opportunity to erase the memory of this old liar after it's done, so that no one can find out that I'm a monster."

【Don't worry, I will make him forget about it forever, hmph...】

"Why are you talking so scary? Let me remind you, don't kill anyone!"

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The fox demon didn't answer me again. At this moment, I suddenly felt worried for the life safety of the old liar.

"Demon fire! What breed are you? A fox? Or a dog? I think you can spray water, so it's not a turtle that becomes a spirit, but you can play with fire... Could it be a gourd spirit?"

After seeing the burning flame in my hand, the old liar didn't show hostility anymore, but looked at me curiously.

"I know a lot. Let me ask you, what do you do? You are like a liar, but why do you know about monsters?"

"A lot of things in this world are half-truths and half-false. Back then, I learned a little superficially and pretended to be a fool."

"Oh, I can't tell you who I am. You just need to remember that I want to help that child exorcise the demon, and I need your help when the time comes."

Although I hate this liar very much, I don't want to take him with me at all.But I don't have any experience in exorcising demons. This old liar has been swindling and abducting for decades, so he should know both hands. Maybe it will come in handy at a critical moment.

"We'll split the money fifty-five at that time."

"Who wants your money... Wait a minute, are we going to get that stick back, maybe it will come in handy when I stun the little boy later."

I followed the trajectory I kicked out just now to find the lost stick. After walking a dozen meters forward, I saw a man in a yellow vest lying unconscious on the ground not far away. Still twitching slightly.

And on his head, there was that iron rod.

"Ai."

Suddenly, I had a premonition, and I rushed over at a trot. When I got closer, I realized that it was the takeaway boy. At this time, his helmet had been pierced in by an iron rod. I was startled, and took it off in fear. Check for penetration.

"Will it be pierced, or I will become a murderer."

The iron rod was stuck on the delivery guy's helmet. He should be knocked out now, but what makes me curious is, why is there a delivery guy here?

There are two possibilities, either someone in the school ordered takeaway food, or... this person is the class monitor Hanhan or someone sent by his grandfather to monitor me.

"This, this is none of my business! You kicked the stick!"

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"Goodbye, teacher~"

"Well, goodbye, such a good teacher will not know you anymore."

Hearing the sweet voice of the little boy, the female teacher smiled and patted his head, then watched him leave, and the old liar and I also took the opportunity to follow up secretly.

"You follow him first! I'll go to the front corner to block, so that I won't be able to make a move after entering the community."

The old liar gave me a warning, then trotted all the way, detoured and chased him from the other side, but I just smiled and gave him a caring look.

"It's good to have a helper, just to help me attract attention."

I looked at the trees planted on the sidewalk, and pretended to be a passerby, turned around and walked to the opposite street. This day, I deliberately avoided all kinds of trees, and even looked for the kind of small pavilions for the shade. Under the tree, the purpose is to prevent the grass from arousing the snake.

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"Why hasn't that kid come here? This is the only way he must pass."

The old liar held the thick iron rod and sat quietly beside the route that the little boy must take after school. He looked at his watch and found that the estimated time had passed, and the little boy hadn't appeared in his field of vision yet. middle.

"Could it be discovered? It shouldn't be, it was hidden well before."

Pushing the sunglasses used to hide himself, the old liar had no choice but to stand up from under the tree and walk back along the route, hoping to meet the little boy.

"Hmph! You want to follow me too? Stop dreaming! Don't you know that all the trees here are my eyes?"

The little boy hiding in the alley smiled coldly, then opened his tightly closed eyes, frowning and looking into the distance.

"I don't know what happened to him? Yesterday, in order to lure that fox away, he obviously flew away, but why can't I sense his existence?"

This time, before the little boy finished thinking, he was startled by the sudden voice above his head, and hurriedly looked up.

"Yo! Thanks to you hiding here, there is no one I just have a chance to attack, hahahaha, cleverness is misunderstood by cleverness."

I stood on the roof of the building next to him, with my hands crossed on my chest, looking down at the child with a condescending attitude.

There are no trees on the road, only on the roof.So just now I turned into a fox, climbed onto the roof, and followed the smell step by step. I couldn't help but sigh, it's better to be a monster turned into a mammal.

"Huh? What are you talking about? I can't hear you!"

Because it is the roof of the twelfth floor, the wind is still strong at a high place, and the surrounding streets are filled with the sound of cars driving, which easily covered my voice, causing it to be heard in the ears of the little boy. murmur.

After all, it is a dryad, and does not have the keen sense of hearing of animals like me.

"I said! You think you are smart!!!" I raised my voice and shouted at him loudly.

"What----!?"

"Stupid." I murmured speechlessly, then scanned the environment in my sight with my eyes, and after confirming the possible escape route of the little boy for a while, I was ready to jump down.

"You're an idiot!" After finishing speaking, the little boy picked up his schoolbag and ran towards the main road. As long as he ran to a place with a lot of people, he would have guessed that I would be hesitant to make a move.

"You have heard this sentence. There is no sound here. But... want to run? Can your short legs run faster than my long legs?"

I smiled awkwardly, stood on the top of the building and took a few steps back, took a run-up first, then jumped, and dived at high speed in the direction the little boy was escaping.

Watch my leap of faith!

"Rocket Headbutt!"

boom--------!

Accompanied by the long sound of tearing the air, I slammed into the ground in front of the little boy, and the huge impact directly blew his thin body out and hit the wall.

If it weren't for the fear of hurting the little boy's body, I wouldn't be aiming at the ground.

"Oops! My neck! Is the impact on the twelfth floor so strong? I knew I would put some water on the bottom first, at least it can alleviate the impact."

Crawling out of the smashed hole, I carefully twisted my creaking neck and walked towards the little boy who was blown away.

"Who are you! What do you want to do to me? Tell you, molesting and molesting young children is against the law! No distinction between boys and girls!"

The little boy crouched in the corner trembling with his schoolbag in his arms, looking completely harmless. I don't know, but he thought I was really going to do something to him?

"Little friend, you have to cherish the present~ If you will think of today when you grow up in the future, you will definitely feel that this is the pinnacle of your life, so you must grasp it well."

I smiled and slowly approached the little boy. Although I looked a bit embarrassed, I was still very beautiful... It was definitely a blessing for the little boy to meet me first instead of that old man.

I remember when I was in the orphanage, the teacher was a beautiful girl with a childlike face. At that time, she liked to hug me very much. Unfortunately... I blamed my ignorance and ignorance when I was too young, and I didn't grasp the opportunity. The last girl I met.