After My Body Was Taken Away, I Became a Fox Girl

"Send him a software and see if he gets hooked. If possible, then we will make his home his grave."

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"Ah~ It's comfortable... As expected, taking a bath is the happiest thing in the world..."

Turning into the body of a little girl, she sank her whole body into the water, only half of her brain was exposed to pant, enjoying the warmth brought to her body by every drop of water, and her whole body relaxed.

It stands to reason that animals don't like water, but I didn't inherit this characteristic. After becoming a girl, I prefer to take a bath. Probably because my body is an arctic fox, and I like warmth.

"It's so boring, how about some fun?"

The passion dissipated, I soaked in the water and kicked the water boredly with my feet, splashing pieces of water, but no one fought with me, and there were no ducklings, and it became boring after washing, so After simply wiping my body, I stood up from the bathtub, wrapped in a bath towel and walked outside while wiping my body.

"Oh? The fox demon is not here now, so am I..."

Blowing my hair in front of the mirror, and looking at the lovely little beauty who just got out of the bath, with a light pink skin and a cute face, an evil thought suddenly arises in my heart, one person has to do what one person should do .

Thinking of this, I couldn't wait to untie the bath towel wrapped around my body, looking at the flawless white body, I slowly stretched out my sinful hands.

Your grandson is calling you, your grandson is calling you!Just when I was about to get it, the cell phone in the living room rang suddenly.

"Who? You don't know how to look at the occasion!"

I tied my hair up angrily, and just about to open the door and go out, I suddenly realized that the curtains in my room were not drawn. If I want the residents in the opposite building to see my lovely body, I have to pay for it. .

Thinking of this, I quickly changed back to my original body, wrapped myself in a towel, opened the door and walked out.

"What? Harassing calls?"

I picked up the phone, but the call was hung up long ago. Just when I thought it was a harassing call and was about to put down the phone, my eyes were suddenly attracted by the inexplicably extra software on the phone. There was no name, and the software icons were all dark , I can't tell what type of software it is.

"I don't remember ever downloading this thing."

I hesitated for a while, worried about what kind of virus software it was, but no Trojan horse hacker would make the software icon like this, at least put a sexy lady, and the name is xx broadcast, even if it is virus software, someone will snatch it to download.

But this guy has a unique personality and doesn't even have a name. When he saw me, he became a little curious, hesitated, and clicked in.

Do you want to get money?

There are two simple sentences on the dark interface, and there are two options below, one is yes and the other is no.

"Phishing software?"

This is too much like a phishing software, but I hesitated and clicked on it, I want to see what it does.But the moment my fingers touched the screen, my body suddenly trembled uncontrollably, as if a burst of electricity passed through my body.

"what happened?"

The strange feeling in my body made me suspicious, but after the slight numbness of the electric current passed, there was no other abnormality, so I wondered for a while and didn't take it to heart.

If the fox demon is awake now, he will definitely notice that his body has been scanned by the electric monster power from the mobile phone. This is a software made by cultivating electric monsters combined with modern technology. The main purpose is to confirm whether the target is normal. There are no special conditions, such as mastering Taoism or magic.

But because the nine-tailed fox's spiritual power is an ancient version, modern technology can only scan the modern Taoism and demon power, so he didn't realize the fact that Su Su is a monster, and still treat him as a human being.

"Hold your breath in front of the camera for 20 seconds, get ten yuan, what kind of sand sculpture task!"

After seeing the task requirements, I laughed inside, but I had nothing to do, so I followed the requirements, pressed the selfie option in the interface, and started to hold my breath facing the camera.

Time passed quickly, the timer rang, and I completed the task very easily.

At first I thought it was just a spoof software, but within ten seconds, my Alipay notification sounded suddenly, and it really showed that ten yuan had been received!

"Really!"

I immediately became interested when I saw the money in the account. After confirming that the money could be spent, I opened the software again with great interest and clicked to continue the task.

A bonus of 40 yuan, hold your breath for [-] seconds.

"Hold your breath for 40 seconds, easy!"

Seeing the mission requirements, I clicked on the selfie without hesitation, and started to hold my breath. Although the difficulty of the mission has doubled this time, it is still a piece of cake for me. The monster’s physical fitness is very good, so I can hold it for a few minutes Qi Yi is like flipping the palm of your hand, not to mention dozens of seconds.

"Oh yeah! I got a hundred dollars. The person who created this software is really an idiot, and he sent the money so easily."

Hearing the sound of one hundred yuan entering the account, I screamed excitedly, and the desire for money in my heart became stronger and stronger. The desire for more money drove me, and I clicked on the next task.

"Jumping from the second floor, the bonus is 1000 yuan, no problem, I will jump right now."

The requirement of the task is not to use any tools for protection. Although it sounds dangerous, I didn’t care about it at all. I quickly put on my clothes, and then hurried to the corner of the stairs on the second floor, and fixed the phone with a bracket outside the window. The angle is just right. Filmed the whole process of my jumping off the building.

"Look! I'm going to dance!"

After adjusting the shooting angle of my mobile phone, I squatted on the balcony and took a deep breath, then jumped off. With the feeling of weightlessness for a moment, I bent my body to relieve the force in an instant, and my legs felt a little uncomfortable, but that was all Yes, jumped from the second floor, I was unharmed.

"1000 yuan, 1000 yuan! Oh yeah!"

Ignoring the astonished gazes of passers-by around me, I bounced back to the place where I jumped off the building just now, took my mobile phone off the shelf, and saw that Alipay had a thousand dollars in my account!

This money is really super convenient!

"Have you ever practiced martial arts?"

I wanted to continue the mission, but suddenly such a sentence appeared on the dark interface, and then I realized that my performance just now was too dazzling. Even if a normal person jumps from the second floor without getting hurt, he will sprain his ankle Something like that, at least four or five meters away.

"No, I'm just born with supernatural power."

Of course I can't say that I know martial arts, otherwise the other party will definitely make it more difficult, but I'm not lying, I really don't know martial arts.

"Jump from the fourth floor! No props are allowed!"

Uh... The other party obviously didn't understand what I said, and doubled the difficulty directly, but the bonus is as much as [-]. I really want to get this money, but I can't make the other party suspicious. There is no way, yes Time to show your real acting skills!

(Seeing the comments from readers, saying that this article is getting more and more idiotic, at first I thought it was a troll, but it really makes sense after thinking about it. It may be that the plot is mediocre, or it may be that there are too many jokes or jokes, resulting in boring .I also know this very well. I want to write a light-hearted and funny novel, but the jokes are getting harder and harder to come up with. Forced to be funny for the sake of being funny makes the plot low. I will try to correct it. This is a harem lily novel , the following plot will be placed on the emotional line with several harems, and the plot will be promoted in the funny daily life, and I will try my best to portray a deep story. Thanks to the reader for pointing out the shortcomings, and you can point out any comments in the future. As long as it’s not cursing, I can accept it humbly, thank you all here?)

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Of course, in the city, you can’t just jump off a building casually. If it causes panic, the loss outweighs the gain. For this reason, I had to go back to the orphanage. Some things, so I took a taxi back.

"Dean, Dean, I didn't expect that I would come back here and jump off the building... I really miss the old days. When I have money in the future, I will definitely renovate this orphanage so that it will shine again."

Standing on the top of the main building of the orphanage, overlooking the whole garden from a commanding height, under the sunlight at noon, I can see the subtle environment more clearly. There are indeed signs of fighting at the main entrance here, but I don’t care about those now. , Hurry up and put the phone in place, ready to jump off the building!

"Old iron is optimistic! No safety rope, no cushion! Jump off the fourth floor and survive! Double-click 666 if you think you can, and let's go!"

I yelled at the camera for the rest of my life, and then I plunged down. The world was spinning in front of me. Compared with before, I felt a stronger sense of weightlessness, and the air flow whizzed past my ears, whistling.

A person who jumped from a building once said that in the few seconds before he fell to the ground, he saw the marquee of his life, and the scenes of his life appeared in front of his eyes, without fear or fear, it was amazing, as if he was flying, feeling I want to fly to heaven.

But now I say... this shit is all nonsense, jumping off the building is just a matter of a short moment, slap... I hit the ground in large characters, and then I couldn't move.

"Cough cough cough...It hurts, but it's okay, I can bear it."

I spit out the stones I ate into my mouth. The intense pain in my chest made it difficult for me to breathe, but this discomfort disappeared quickly. Relying on the self-healing ability like Wolverine, the impact pain caused by the fall , It dissipated in just a few seconds, and I became lively again.

But this time I learned a little better, and didn't pretend to be okay. Under the camera, I moved my body with difficulty by relying on my arms, looking like I was crippled.

"Ahhhhh, my waist! My waist is broken! My waist is ahhhh!"

A scream caused countless birds in the forest to scatter and flee in all directions. In this situation, those who heard it would definitely be sad, and those who saw it would shed tears. There is sadness in the misery, and unwillingness in the sadness. Anyway, it’s right to be miserable!

"When I have a chance in the future, I will definitely sign up for an actor! It's so artistic!"

When I climbed out of the range of the camera, I quickly stood up and patted the dust on my body, then trot upstairs, counted the time and waited for a while, I grabbed a handful of Tumo on my face, and put on a miserable look expression, climbed down and climbed to the side of the phone.

"See... no... I have completed the task... I am not dead..."

I was out of breath when I was speaking, I was out of breath, my voice was weak, and I was talking to the camera, looking like I was about to fail.

Whether you want to continue the task, the bonus is 100 million yuan!

The other side probably saw that I was about to die, so they sent a message quickly, and the bonus was not followed the routine, and it was directly multiplied by a hundred times.

"Hang yourself?"

Compared with jumping from a building, I think the requirement this time is simpler. Put a rope around your neck and hang it on the fence on the top of the fourth floor for 30 seconds. You can't use any props when you climb up, you must rely on own strength.

"What is the purpose of these people? These tasks, relying on generous rewards, lure people to death step by step."

Looking at the generous rewards, I fully recovered from the impact of money. If I was not a monster, I would have died in the mission just now. The person who issued this mission seems to have this purpose too. The money lures the participants to commit suicide.

Does he have any intention of doing this?There is some kind of conspiracy behind the scenes, is it that ordinary innocent people have already taken the bait, the fox demon said that there are monsters haunting nearby, and told me not to cause trouble, maybe there is some connection between this.

"Or should I lure him out?"

I don't have much confidence in my own strength. Now that the fox is dormant, I can't rely on her power. If I encounter a powerful monster, I will definitely be cold, uh...finally complete this task, and get the 100 million first. Then I deleted this software, and I will not touch any future tasks, and I will talk about everything after the fox wakes up.

"Okay, it's such a happy decision."

Think and do it!I found a rope of about the same length in the orphanage and tied it to the rusty metal fence on the fourth floor. I put a loop on the other end and tied it around my neck. If I wanted to hang it up, I had to go from the fourth floor Jumping down again, a fence is tied at one end so that I can hang on the wall without falling, and climb up by my own strength after 30 seconds.

If this task is performed by ordinary people, then the impact of the moment of jumping can directly break the neck. Even if you are lucky enough to survive, you will not be able to climb up with the rope after 30 seconds. This is a deadly task.

If it were a different person, I don’t know if I would pick it up, but maybe they might be fooled by money and do stupid things to block them, just like me, 100 million, I can’t make money even if I sell myself once to so much money.

—————————— Dark Demon Headquarters.

"See, that kid is going to hang himself, hum! I don't believe he won't die this time."

Many monsters are staring at the image on the computer screen. It is the live broadcast of Su Su's mobile phone camera. At this time, he has put the rope around his neck and is lying on the edge of the roof. His face is hesitant and tangled. It seems that he is doing something psychological struggle.

"Jump! Jump!"

"Don't worry, he will definitely dance. After working for so long, it's the first time I saw such a money-loving person. He completed the task of 100 million in just one day. He didn't even spend any money and wanted to earn more, so greedy." Definitely die!"

"Why are you hesitating, jump right now!"

Under the urging of many dark demon programmers, Su Su on the screen took a deep breath, then crawled and jumped down from the top floor. The rope hanging around his neck stretched instantly, and he was hung in front of the window on the fourth floor , the body swings from side to side like a pendulum, without moving for a long time.His face was flushed purple, his eyes were staring, as if he was lifeless.

"Hahahaha. Finally dead, let you be awesome! Go! Go and get his soul back."

Just when everyone cheered and thought they had succeeded, Su Su in the camera suddenly raised his head slowly, raised the corners of his mouth, and smiled strangely.Then he twisted his body back and forth like a fish out of the water, and the range of swinging back and forth became larger and larger, and finally hit the window without glass on the fourth floor, and then Su Su hooked one foot on the window frame and found a foothold After pointing, he swaggered and untied the rope around his neck, and jumped into the house.

"..."

"……what!"

"Is he...is he a human?"

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This guy is a bit interesting, it seems that I'm going to meet him. "

The elder brother looked at Su Su who easily broke free from the hanging rope on the computer screen. Not only was he not angry, but he laughed because of the anticipation in his heart. He hadn't encountered such an interesting thing for a long time.