Ring ring ring ring ring ring...
The endless noise of the alarm clock pulled me out of my sweet sleep. I covered my ears angrily, but the noise changed its target and came in from the top of my head with a louder sound. .
This damn fox's ears will cut you off sooner or later!
"Ahhhhhh, it's so noisy!"
My little head got out of the bed, and the long snow-white hair slipped messily around the link. I yawned, brushed my hair behind my ears casually, and reluctantly got out of the bed.
"Hmm~~ What time is it..."
I rubbed my eyes, controlled the long tail to slap the alarm clock off, picked up the phone with both hands, and started to do the things that must be done every morning, swiping the phone for half an hour, WeChat circle of friends and so on.
"Huh? Squad leader Hanhan sent me a WeChat message? See what he said?" As soon as I opened WeChat, I saw dozens of unread messages, all from the same person.
Because there is a WeChat group in the class, even if I don’t have WeChat friends, Squad Leader Hanhan can chat with me directly through private messages.
"Is my dear here?"
"hello?"
"Have you eaten? Do you want me to send you a bento..."
"Is tonkatsu okay? I see you like chocolate very much, so I made a chocolate cake for you~"
"Then I'm off now."
"Su Su, I'm downstairs at your house. I'll send you there on which floor you live..."
"Su Su, I asked the resident downstairs. He seems to have a lot of opinions on you. He said that you like to play with the gas tank in the middle of the night, and you exploded and collapsed. His tone is very bad. I will teach him for you."
"Su Su, I've arrived at your door. Why didn't there be any response when I knocked on the door? My dear? What are you doing?"
When I saw this, my back was already drenched in cold sweat. Squad leader Hanhan sent this message from six to nine o'clock, which means she stood at the door of my house for a full three hours!And the fox demon didn't notice it!
I remember that during that time, the fox demon was fighting with the man-machine and Yasuo, I was very focused, and I was wearing earphones, so I didn't notice the arrival of the class leader Hanhan, but she actually knocked on the door for three hours!
"What a scary woman!" I shuddered, and continued to scroll down through WeChat because of my fear.
"If you don't open the door, I'll go in~"
This message was sent at 11:30. At that time, I just finished playing the game and went to take a shower. Could it be...
"Susu, you are so short and cute, I really want to cut you off~ But I forgot to bring the knife, so I let you go, the bento is in the refrigerator in the kitchen, remember to eat, I love you Hanhan?"
The message sent at [-]:[-], that is, the squad leader Han Han has been staring at me during the whole time I took a bath! ?God, female hooligans!Not only saw my dick, but also wanted to cut me!
"It's a good thing she didn't see my transformation."
When I took a shower, I changed back to the man I was before. It was also at this time that Squad Leader Hanhan sneaked into my house, perfectly missing the time when I was a little loli.
In other words, she should not have noticed my real body. Although she was seen as a fox, she didn't care about the male and female at that time, and she probably wouldn't have thought that I would directly become a female monster.
This is really a blessing in misfortune. With Hanhan's character, if he knows that I am a girl and a little loli, I can't eat it, eat it in every sense!
I can't imagine that scene at all, you know, she is a person who can even do a fox.
"It seems that Squad Leader Han Han has really been here, didn't you find anything?"
Seeing the pork chop rice in the refrigerator, I confirmed that Squad Leader Han Han had indeed been here, but what about the chocolate cake?Why is there only one box left, could it be that I sleepwalked and ate it?
[I know, but I didn't find any malice in her, so I didn't remind you. 】
"I think you have been bribed, I know who ate this cake, tell me! What did you do while I was sleeping yesterday!"
I pursed my lips carefully, maybe it was a psychological effect or something, I really felt a chocolate taste in my mouth.
[I didn't do anything, I just... I was hungry and I ate something. 】
"Do you want me to be a sow or a pig?"
I wake up in the middle of the night to eat, and it's chocolate with huge energy. My God, I can't think of a reason why I won't gain weight.I have a hunch that in the future I will have to rely on transformation to maintain my current figure. Little Lolita is not cute at all if she becomes fat or something!
[It's okay, I will give you postpartum care. 】
"I eat shit on you (xueyou face)"
In fact, what I don't know is that the fox demon actually wakes up in the middle of the night to cultivate, and it does this every day. It absorbs the weak natural aura to improve the strength of this body, maybe it is to fight against the unknown threat.
"Squad leader Hanhan's craftsmanship is not bad, but it's a bit salty, maybe I put too much salt..."
I warmed up the pork chop rice with fox fire. I didn't have any doubts. I ate it with confidence and boldness. I wasn't afraid if there were some computer accessories or strange things in it.
[Have you considered the method of being an anchor? 】
"Well, let's talk about it later, I'll go to school first."
After eating and washing up briefly, I started preparing for my transformation, standing in front of the bathroom mirror, holding a toothbrush, and posing in a special middle school pose.
"Ancient god of darkness, woohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
In an instant, a ball of light covered my young body, and with various shameful gestures, my body began to grow slowly, and it didn't take long for a man without pants to appear in front of the mirror.
【abnormal! 】
The fox demon controlled me to turn my head shyly, not daring to look at myself in the mirror, cut, what are you pretending to be pure, you didn't touch it when you took a shower last night?
Besides, isn't the ancestor of Nine-Tailed Fox the daughter-in-law of that person... She's a married woman, so she's ashamed of that.
But having said that, does the fox demon have children?There should be, otherwise why Xiaoqing's surname is Su, but I don't know if she has a direct son or daughter. If she sees her, what should she call me?
Why think so much, it has been thousands of years, even if there is, I am afraid it will be turned into ashes.
"Hahaha, I used to fantasize about becoming Ultraman or Sailor Moon when I was young, let's make one of my wishes come true today."
I scratched my head in embarrassment, then turned and went back to the bedroom to change clothes and get ready for school.
I don't know what will happen today, I hope Xiaoqing and Hanhan will calm down a bit
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As soon as I walked out of the community, I met the person I least wanted to meet!
"Sister------( ̄▽ ̄~)~"
A cyan shadow floated towards me accompanied by a faint fragrance.
"Qing'erererer~(~ ̄▽ ̄)~"
Seeing the pretty girl running towards me, I smiled and opened my arms, and...
He clamped her face fiercely with both fists.
"You bastard, don't reveal my identity as a girl! If you want to call me Su Su outside, Brother Su is fine too!"
I twisted my fist, and the flesh on Xiaoqing's face was constantly changing shape like a piece of dough due to external force.
"Supervise the wife and hold the sword firmly (I'm sorry, Master Nine Tails), Xiao Qingzhi took the lead (Xiaoqing knew it was wrong)."
Xiaoqing pouted and said to me in a breathless voice, and put down her arms around my waist consciously.
Really, I wanted to take advantage of others early in the morning.
"It's good to know, tell me, why are you blocking me here so early in the morning?"
I reluctantly let go of Xiaoqing's face, it was so soft and chubby, it was so comfortable to hold.
"Of course it is to protect you, so as not to be hurt by the bully."
Xiaoqing rubbed her red and swollen cheeks and said confidently.
"Pfft! What did you say? I heard it right!"
Those two words, did Xiaoqing say those two words just now?what does that mean?Literally still...
If literally, then why am I being hurt by that thing?Is it because I went to the comic exhibition the day before yesterday, and some perverts are eyeing me, thinking...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't!Ya butterfly (o? Cottage `)!
"What's the matter, do you mean chicken bully?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Covering the bottom with both hands, I clamped my legs and stepped back suddenly.
I was so scared that my legs went limp...
"Chicken bully?"
When Xiaoqing saw my reaction, an uncontrollable smile appeared on her face, and she couldn't wait to say another word.
"Ahhhhhhhh, pervert, you!"
When a cute girl like Xiaoqing said these two words, it always gave me an illusion, she! ——It’s the one with a handle.
"Hahahaha, it scares you. The chickens I'm talking about are chickens, ducks, and fishes. It's not what you think. Chicken bully is a big monster of poultry in the East. The bully among chickens is called chicken bully for short!"
Xiaoqing covered her stomach and laughed at me, tears were about to come out.
In other words... can fox meat be eaten? Please ask for a complete recipe.
"...(ノ? Benefit?)"
I rolled up my sleeves, threw myself on Xiaoqing's body without saying a word, and performed eighteen stances on her face.
"Master Kyuubi is really serious, I was just joking, it hurts so much ( ̄ε(# ̄)"
Tears welled up in Xiaoqing's eyes, but I didn't feel sorry for her at all.
"Seriously, that chicken... what, what's going on?"
"Master Jiuwei may not know that there are five demon kings in the poultry world of our country, namely the east chicken, the west duck, the south goose, the north pigeon, and the strongest middle quail."
...Aren't these the four big dishes on the dining table, and, can I sue you for infringement...
"Among them, the pigeons have been chopped off by the blade gate, the quails have switched careers and made live broadcasts, and the geese have gone to Canada, leaving only the duck king and the chicken bully. They are a man and a woman who are very interested in the spiritual power of the nine-tailed fox fairy. Not long ago I have already set off to come here. Master Nine Tails, what are you going to do? They are all big monsters on the side of Xiongba."
Xiaoqing looked worried, but your mouth...
Why are you drooling!You clearly want to eat them!Right!
"I do not know either……"
What else can I do, the men take the harem, and the women stew... Bah!On the contrary...
However, I am very interested in the duck king and the chicken bully. I haven't seen other monsters except the fox monster until now.
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