What a joke, I have the noble eating habits of human beings, even if I starve to death, I won’t eat such disgusting things as rats!

"Okay then, the smart mouse is very sweet."

Xiaoqing sighed, and then a green fire lotus rose under her body. After controlling the temperature, Xiaoqing put the mouse's body on the fire lotus.

"What are you doing?"

"Barbecue, I'm not a primitive beast, why do I have to eat raw meat..."

"..."

What Xiaoqing said immediately made me speechless, what she said made sense.

"smell good……"

As time went by, the aroma of roasting meat gradually radiated from the fire lotus. For some reason, this green flame could roast a disgusting mouse so fragrantly.

[Qinghu’s fire belongs to wood, so it is mixed with the ability of grass and trees. Maybe she changed the direction of her flame development to pepper, aniseed pepper, etc. Those big monsters with wood attributes in the past, the flames they cultivated are all like this. Like a weed, it grows endlessly and cannot be extinguished, but this guy... actually practiced seasoning!snort!It's really embarrassing for the fox monster! 】

The fox demon who had been silent for a while suddenly jumped out and explained, according to what she said, Xiaoqing is suitable to be a cook. Qinglianzhihuo has eighteen kinds of flavors, which chef can compare with it.

"Master Kyuubi really doesn't eat?"

After a period of time, the mouse was roasted, and now this little guy seems to be sublimated, as if the whole body exudes a golden light, I'm fucking her, is she doing alchemy?

The instant high temperature of the flame incinerated the hair, and then the continuous low fire roasted the skin crispy, and the aroma was so oily that it made people salivate.

"Uh... Will my clothes explode after I eat it... Uh, no, my hair will explode?"

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"This mouse is very fragrant."

The green fox licked her greasy paws, looking unsatisfied. She swallowed the big mouse just now, without even vomiting a bone, which made me salivate.

Are all beautiful girls so savage when they eat?

"You lick slowly, I have to go back beforehand."

After the demon power in my body stabilized, I put the clothes on the fox's body first, and then changed back to the previous human form to prepare to go to class. It has been delayed for a long time now, and the teacher must count me as absent from class, and she will inevitably nudge me when I go back.

"Master Kyuubi, why are you still going back? Listening to that crazy woman's insults? Anyway, I've already skipped class, so why not escape to a more straightforward level, let's go happily."

After a puff of smoke passed, Xiaoqing also turned back into a girl's body, although she was still licking her fingers unmoved.

"Don't you still want to take a weekend break with me?"

Seeing Xiaoqing's body close at hand, I subconsciously took a step back and protected my chest... Why should I protect this place, where there is nothing...

"Well, Master Kyuubi thinks too much, Xiaoqing just wants to make Master Kyuubi happy, who made you cry so sad just now, Xiaoqing, my heart is broken when I hear it."

Xiaoqing immediately put on a heartbroken expression. Looking at her superb acting skills, I really want to recommend her to be an actress. With her good looks and acting skills, as well as her undisputed looks, she must be able to overwhelm Brother Big Bowl , the last time you can get a wild horse or a chrysanthemum award.

"How do you want me to be happy? It can't be something dirty, right?"

"...Am I the kind of bitch in Kyuubi-sama's mind?"

"Yes!"

I nodded unswervingly, hehe... Forcibly forcing me to sleep on weekends the first time we met, I'm sure I'm not some serious vixen.

"My lord, you really know how to joke, but Xiaoqing just wants you to ride me..."

Xiaoqing patted her chest, and when I just said the word riding, I had already pulled out my phone...

"Hey, 110, there's a pervert here..."

"Wait a minute, Nine-Tails-sama, listen to me."

Seeing me calling the police, Xiaoqing rushed up to interrupt me.

"Tell me." I put down my phone, just trying to scare her. I didn't want to bother the policeman. Besides, if I wanted to call, I would call the Wildlife Conservation Association and ask them to catch the fox.

"I mean Xiaoqing turned into a horse, and Lord Nine-Tails rode on me to gallop, let us live a chic and unrestrained life as companions in the world of mortals, and enjoy the prosperity of the world on horseback. I think that a human friend of mine back then liked me very much. She became a white horse, but unfortunately she passed away more than ten years ago... oh..."

Xiaoqing's eyes sparkled, imagining that scene, but my words immediately poured cold water on her.

"Horsebacks are not allowed in the city."

"Huh? When was the rule? I remember letting it go in the Republic of China."

"You dare to use the rules of the previous dynasty to discuss this dynasty, you are quite courageous."

I deliberately squeezed my throat and said in a voice as thin as an eunuch.

"Then it's okay for me to turn into a motorcycle. Although it's a bit more complicated, I can still run."

"Sorry, according to the Road Traffic Safety Law, a driver's license is required to ride a motorcycle. I haven't taken the exam yet."

The traffic management in this city is quite strict, and I am a good citizen who abides by the laws and regulations, and I will never do anything illegal. I really need a motorcycle driver's license to drive a motorcycle.

"The electric car, this thing is the head office."

"Sorry, electric motorcycles are banned in this city."

"Then... the bicycle... Is it okay..."

"Sorry, there is something called shared bicycles in this city, why should I bother to ride your bicycle?"

"Because, because I can go up to [-] kilometers per hour! How about it? Isn't it very exciting, which bike do you think can do it! If I have two wings, I can still fly~"

"Sorry, the maximum speed limit in this city is 5000 kilometers, and places below [-] meters are no-fly zones. You, even a monster, have to follow the Basic Law. You must first apply for a flight license before you can go to the sky.",

You have to follow the Basic Law to go to heaven, you can ride the clouds casually, do you have a license?Let's take the somersault cloud driver's license first...

I poured basins of cold water on Xiaoqing, and her exuberant flames were extinguished little by little, and her whole body lost its color, standing in front of me like a white lime statue, and there was no way to refute it for a while.

"I'm a monster! I'm from Qingqiu Demon Realm, I don't have to obey your laws!"

Finally, Xiaoqing thought of this reason, immediately regained her composure, and said swearingly.

"Where is Qingqiu?"

"Uh...it seems to be in the area around Shandong, Jiangsu, what's the matter?

Hearing Xiaoqing's answer, I smiled and took a deep breath...

"Jiangsu and Shandong have been our sacred territory since ancient times, and an inseparable part of our country. Then do you think you are a part of this country? Do you speak my Chinese language, know my Chinese characters, learn my Chinese customs, and flow My Chinese blood?"

"I remember... the ancient clothes you wore that day were Hanfu, right? You still said that you are not a native of this country, and you must abide by the laws of this country!"

When I finished speaking with a smile, Xiaoqing was completely in a state of confusion. This time she seemed to have lost her color and turned into a sculpture. However, the difference from before was that there were cracks on the sculpture, and it felt like I was lightly Touch it and she shatters.

Of course, I feel a little guilty when I say this, because... I have done some things before, and although it is harmless, it is also... a little... Forget it, I still can't say it.

Just think of me as a keyboard warrior, who likes to stand on the moral high ground and criticize others.

"I understand, I have to study hard and improve every day... Thank you Master Nine-Tails for your guidance."

Xiaoqing Nannan muttered something, then she lost her eyesight and walked back to the teaching building stiffly like a walking corpse.

"Hmph, Xiao Mian wants to find a chance to pick me up? You should be dreaming."

I smiled coldly, I couldn't understand Xiaoqing's small thoughts, didn't she just want to find an opportunity to get in touch with me to increase her relationship, the ultimate goal is to have a weekend with me.How can I be the kind of person who is easy to be deceived?

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[Girl, what are you still doing with this broken phone!Hurry up and get out and suck up that girl in the next class to Ben Gong!It's been several days, and your demon power hasn't improved at all! 】

During the time I was lying on the sofa in the living room playing with my mobile phone, the fox demon kept chattering like an old mother, and her voice echoed in my head, which made it really annoying.

"Dear Kyuubi-sama, how many pieces of chocolate did you eat today?"

I smiled, and picked up the trash can full of chocolate wrappers beside me, and let the fox demon look inside carefully.

[It's less than 30 yuan...] The fox demon looked at the packaging bag and said with a guilty conscience.

"It's 27 yuan! And all his meows are high-end products! The unit price is [-]! Isn't it good for you to eat those loose chocolates that cost more than ten yuan per catty? Why do you have to eat this? The taste is the same."

I really want to cry, the bedroom is on fire, and I have no money to buy scattered things, and now I have to supply the fox monster with several hundred yuan of chocolate every day. The money I saved from working during the winter vacation is completely used up!I only have three yuan and sixty-eight cents left in my current micropayment, which is not even enough to order a takeaway.

【What are you talking about, can I eat that kind of low-level defective products?Besides, isn’t it just that there is no money, you go out to earn money, isn’t it possible to work in this society? 】

"It's easy to say, it's not so easy to find a job, I've been looking for it for a long time, but I can't find a suitable one, either the working hours are long, or the money is slow, it's not suitable for me as a student."

It’s been a long time since I’ve been searching for the donkey.com. People like me can only find part-time jobs as late-night students, working night shifts in 24-hour supermarkets or restaurants. Anyway, if I don’t sleep now, nothing will happen, but These occupations that pay wages by the hour are not very profitable, at most one hundred a day, not even enough to buy chocolate for the fox demon.

What is the use of a short-term career with quick money?

"Ah...the demon power is gone..."

Just as I was thinking, the monster power in my body to maintain the transformation was exhausted, after all, I had already transformed for a morning.Accompanied by a puff of white smoke, my body shrank rapidly, the hands holding the phone became smaller at a speed visible to the naked eye, my skin became fair and tender, and my appearance reflected on the screen has changed back to that fox demon loli.

"Really! The more you're in a bad mood, the more troublesome things will happen!"

I frantically took off my men's shorts, leaving only a shirt that is too big for me now. This top can directly cover the buttocks, so I wear it as a dress at home.

As for why I don’t wear pants, it’s because it’s too big to hold on. Another reason is that the tail doesn’t like being restrained, and it feels very comfortable to expose it directly.

[This palace has a method that can make you a lot of money. 】

The tone of the fox demon's words was malicious, and I knew she had nothing to do when I heard it.

"Oh? Don't think of such an unscrupulous way, I'm a decent person."

As I spoke, I picked up a rubber band to tie up my snow-white hair.I actually hate long hair, especially this kind of straight waist long hair. Every time I lie down or do something, it hurts to death. If I cut it off, it will still be the same when I transform next time. It grows back, so I learned the easiest way to tie a ponytail like Xiaoqing and tie my hair to one side.

I just feel that this hairstyle looks like a good wife and mother, not suitable for a little girl like me...

[Isn't live streaming popular now?We can live broadcast to make money, I guarantee that there is a way to make you popular. 】

"You mean to live broadcast with the appearance of a little loli?"

After saying this, I subconsciously looked at the screen of my phone to reflect my own appearance, cute face, immature voice, if I add some deliberately cute words and actions, it can indeed attract some popular nerds.

But I always feel that if I do that, I'm betraying my personality. I'm a big man, at least before... how can I bear to be cute.

[Sheng asked you to live broadcast with a little loli, why are you so evil?Children can do it too, and your little loli's appearance easily reveals the fact that you are a vixen.So Ben Gong wants you to live broadcast the pseudonym, just like the so-and-so you watched that day?It's super hot! 】

What the fox demon said makes sense. Puppet girls are also a kind of popular culture now. I remember that in the live broadcast on Kuaijiao Douyin a few days ago, there were several famous puppet anchors with more than one million fans.

But I'm not a hypocrite. Even if I was a big boss in women's clothing once, I was forced to do so. If I was asked to wear women's clothing in front of tens of thousands of people on the live broadcast platform, it would be better to kill me.

"... Forget it, I'll think of other ways. Besides, the live broadcast needs equipment. My antique computer has been burned long ago, and only this broken phone is left, not to mention the sound card and lighting."

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