Improper Licking of the Dog: Say Goodbye to the Goddess at the Wedding Scene

"No, you don't know me anymore?" The old watch was embarrassed: "Me! You dog! You ran behind my butt every day when you were a kid!

"I've only gained a few dozen pounds, and you don't even know your dog brother?"

The young man sitting on the branch seemed to recall it, and nodded to the old watch: "Oh, it's you."

So embarrassing, Lao Biao had to help the old lady with red eyes to continue walking.

Li Feng walked under the tree and carefully looked at the soil monkey sitting on the branch.

Twenty-year-old man is still old, and he is still wearing a pair of colorful ripped pants, and he has not washed it for a long time, and it is very gray.

The soil monkey sat on the tree branch for a while, and suddenly slid down from the tree.

Li Feng thought he was going somewhere, but unexpectedly, he found an ant nest under the big tree to observe...

Li Feng looked at him for two seconds, then went after the old watch and the red-eyed old lady.

After walking a few steps, Li Feng glanced back by chance, and saw that the earth monkey stood up, clapped his hands, and climbed up the tree again.

Still sitting on the tree branch, the earth monkey continued to be in a daze...

Lao Biao kept greeting people along the way, trying to prove that he was a local.

It's a pity that I continue to encounter the small embarrassment of "returning home in tight clothes" such as "thin little ones leave home and old fat people return, the local accent has not changed, and there are piles of meat.

But fortunately, the old watch can still be recognized after the self-introduction, but it is quite cold, as if the old watch is putting a hot face on someone's cold ass.

After posting too much, the old watch asked the red-eyed old lady, "Grandma, where are you going?"

The red-eyed old lady was not polite: "Young man, take me to see that old grandma with a double surname..."

"Ah?" The old watch was taken aback, and he quickly lowered his voice and said to her, "That... but the hag..."

Chapter 257 No One Saves You Even If You Break Your Throat

The red-eyed old lady glanced at him: "Didn't your parents remind you that sickness comes from your mouth and misfortune comes from your mouth?"

The old lady's voice was very low and hoarse, which sounded creepy.

The old expression shuddered uncontrollably, and subconsciously turned to look at the red-eyed old lady.

I saw the old lady's small eyes were full of red, as if suffering from pink eye disease, startled him, and hurriedly lowered her eyes.

The red-eyed old lady's neckline is wide open, and the old watch can just see the scenery inside the neckline from this angle.

The old watch with excellent eyesight saw the red-eyed old lady's shriveled belly at a glance, and there were strange blood-red lines on the belly.

Although I didn't see what the texture was, the old watch was still frightened by the chrysanthemum!

Instinctively, the old watch wanted to shake off the red-eyed old lady's hand, but the red-eyed old lady grabbed it tightly.

To be reasonable, although the old watch is not strong, he is also 1.7 meters five, and a size of more than 180 catties!

The red-eyed old lady is no more than 1.5 meters tall, and may not even weigh a hundred catties.

Seven or eighty years old, with a hunched back, trembling when she walks, she feels that the wind can blow her away.

With such a large body size, the red-eyed old lady grabbed the old watch's hand, but the old watch couldn't break free!

The old watch is really secretly complaining, don't look at the red-eyed old lady's hands as thin as bamboo knots, but surprisingly strong!

Let's put it this way, Lao Biao feels that if he breaks his wrist with the red-eyed old lady, he can't break her with both hands!

Grass hag!

The old watch screamed in his heart: I met a grass hag!Another grass hag!

However, it's too late to realize now, no, it's not too late, Lao Biao knows that the identity of the grass ghosts is very mysterious, and they will not let people know that they are grass ghosts, so he still has time to save himself!

Lao Biao immediately looked around and saw an old lady sitting at the door washing clothes, and Lao Biao hurriedly shouted:

"Aunt Liu, where's the laundry?"

Aunt Liu scrubbed and washed the clothes very seriously, as if she hadn't heard the old watch calling her.

The old watch shouted a few times and got no response, so he had to look at a little girl who was feeding chickens on the other side.

Lao Biao didn't know her, so he could only shout, "Little baby, whose family are you? I'm a dog, have you heard my name?"

The little girl was feeding the chickens very seriously, threw rice on the ground one by one, and was indifferent to the shouts of the old watch.

This time, the old watch was really anxious, he looked back in a hurry, and saw Li Feng sauntering over.

The old watch remembered that he had seen Li Feng in the car, and quickly shouted to Li Feng, "Brother, did we meet in the car?"

Li Feng stopped and looked at the scenery very seriously, even if the old watch broke his throat, it seemed that he didn't hear it.

The red-eyed old lady laughed, "giggling" like an old hen:

"Young man, stop screaming, no one will come to save you even if you scream your throat. You should lead me the way."

Lao Biao’s heart sank to the bottom of the valley. He wanted to resist, but he grew up listening to the legend of the grass ghost. This red-eyed old lady is so powerful. When he mustered up his courage, he would be vented. leaked.

After several times, Lao Biao finally came to his heart, and helped the old lady with red eyes to find the old lady with scar.

Although he bragged a lot along the way, the old lady Scar's arrogance is true.

He was chubby when he was a child, and the old lady Scar really liked him.