Are You Born Again?

"No." Yang Nai replied two words.

"So actually... I don't want to write a book, I just want to say something, or to expose something, so that everyone can understand something... Or let others know about my rebirth."

"There are as many ways to make money. Taking advantage of the financial crisis in other countries and conducting foreign exchange turnover can make me very rich within a week..."

"Oh? Are you willing to do that?" Yang Nai asked.

Standing where she couldn't see, Hikigu shook her head and said, "Now I find that I can no longer do other professions, and our professions have all become [reborns], with business owners, gangsters, lawyers, professors, etc. Like this type of profession, [Reborn] has become our profession.”

pat...

Hikigaya closed the bathroom door, left Yukinoshita's house, took a taxi, reported a series of addresses, and the car arrived at Tsurumi's house in half an hour.

There were more than a dozen people in black suits standing at the door, who looked like gangsters at a glance.

"Good morning, Mr. Biqigu!!!"

They bowed at ninety degrees and greeted the distinguished guest Hikigu Hachiman in unison. .

Hikigu nodded to them, walked a road about [-] meters long, and then arrived at the atrium, where he saw Tsurumi Ichiro standing by the pool, feeding the koi.

These carps are very beautiful, there are red and white, red and white and black, yellow and white, yellow and white and black, and even red is rare and almost black and white, all of which are bright in color.

"As people get older, they will like animals more and more." Tsurumi Ichiro said without turning his head.

The bodyguard handed a box of feed to Bi Qigu, and he also stood by the pool to feed the koi.

"I like cats and dogs more and more." Hikiya recalled Yuigahama Yui's dog and his own cat, and couldn't help but feel a sense of kindness in his heart.

The koi in the pool kept fighting for the bait, and Hikigu didn't feed them at all with the idea of ​​'not wanting to create new disputes'.

...No matter how much you open your mouth and point your head at me, you won't get any food.

"Let's stop here today, come in with me." Tsurumi Ichiro handed the bait box to the bodyguard, and beckoned Hikigu to enter the house.

"The so-called people are like koi. If there is enough bait, a society of healthy competition will be formed."

He didn't have to sigh.

"But do we have that kind of green water?" Biqigu thought of that beautiful pond.

Tsurumi Ichiro sat down with him in the main residence, and someone brought tea.

Looking sideways, the outdoor rockery, green pools, bamboo tubes dug wells, and all kinds of artificially cultivated plants all exude a peaceful tone.

In this Taoyuan in the city, the landscaping in the courtyard somewhat quieted Biqigu.The smell coming towards him... makes him want to buy a house like this.

"Want it? When the old man dies, write a statement of inheritance, and this boring property will be given to Hikigu Hachiman."

"Thank you so much."

"Those of us who are reborn can predict our own death, which means death in life. From now until the day you are reborn, who can say that you will not be reborn again at that time?"

Tsurumi Ichiro asked: "Maybe, everything is just a cycle. Reincarnation, this word is more appropriate."

Chapter 116 Cuckoo! ! !

"I don't mind this matter, but now... I myself have become unable to continue to live seriously." Biqigu paused: "For anyone, there is everything, but for me, there is nothing .”

Da da da……

Tsurumi Ichiro knocked on the table and sneered, "It's like a koi."

Hikigu also sneered and took a sip of hot tea.

This green water with just the right amount of bitterness and sweetness made him feel as if he had been enlightened, and a kind of energy burst out from his body.

"The koi in these blue ponds are fed regularly every day by Tsurumi Ichiro, so when he walks over, they will scramble to gather from the pond water. The brightly colored bodies are really beautiful. This scene is like admiring the shepherd David. Like the flock of sheep, even God favors him; many people once said: Tsurumi Ichiro is a person who pleases animals, and he is a kind-hearted old man.”

Bi Qigu paused: "Is this really the case?"

"Hohohoho~ That's why animals are so likable. Interests are everything to them. Unlike humans, sometimes they can completely abandon interests for self-realization, and pay the price for hormone secretion fever." Ichiro Tsurumi Knocking on the table, laughing loudly: "Light novelist Hikiya Hachiman."

"Novelist? I don't dare to be a novelist." Bi Qigu rubbed his eyebrows: "Because I can't write that kind of thing anymore."

"That's why I said you are a light novelist. I took the time to find out about it yesterday. Today, all major media only use the word light novel when criticizing works." Tsurumi Ichiro smiled: "Even light novels, in the When promoting it, the word "light" in front of it will also be removed—it will be changed to youth novels and science fiction novels, and light novels will not be mentioned."

"I see."

After lunch, Hikigaya was taking a nap, but Tsurumi Rumi woke him up.

He saw Rumi wearing a small dress and holding a purple pocket parasol in his hand, and he couldn't help but think it was cute, especially when the other party stepped on his back when he woke him up.

And this foot, wrapped in white socks with pink lace trim, is covered above the knee.

Hikigu was sleeping on the ground. The elementary school girl's small feet and limp strength were not considered aggressive at all, and she was so comfortable that her breath dissipated completely when she woke up.

Originally wanted to grab her feet, but I still didn't do it after thinking about it, and asked at the same time: "What are you doing?"

"Hachiman, are you a machine? I can't just chat when I come here?" Rumi asked rather domineeringly.

"You young girl whose heart is confused by power, is the way to wake people up by stomping on them?" Hikigu said with a cheerful smile.

"Hey... I think you're enjoying yourself. Ah..." Rumi Tsurumi covered her mouth and closed her feet like lightning: "Pervert!"

"What? Are you still obsessed with that incident last time?"

Bi Qigu stretched his waist, he didn't want to code, he could do anything, even if he sat here in a daze all day, he didn't want to code.It's okay to go to the kitchen to help peel the vegetables for the day, anyway, I don't want to code.

Because I am now participating in the sales comparison, I have already made enough money for the sake of coding, so I don’t want to code.

Don't want to, just don't want to.

"That's right, can't it?" Liumei asked briefly, staring with malicious intent.

Immediately he realized that the Hikigu Line had made a lot of progress, and the Tsurumi Rumi Line was still stuck at more than half a month ago.

"You want me to change the ending?"

"Anyway, Hachiman, you won't change it, because you are such a person, aren't you?"

Rumi suppressed her smile and tried to keep a straight face.

Bi Qigu quickly raised his hand, raised his index finger, and said with a smile: "No, no, who said no to change? It's okay to change it many times."

"Aha……?"

"Money—!" Bi Qigu dragged out his voice: "Also, I like elementary school students."

"abnormal……"

Bi Qigu opened his hands: "What's wrong with being honest? Compared with writing novels, it is more comfortable to make money happily with elementary school girls!"

That's right!I am a super pervert who uses elementary school girls to make money!

"In other words, are you willing to change?" Tsurumi Rumi's eyes lit up.

For children, it is very unrealistic to forget the scars they received. Hikiya's book not only caused great harm to Tsurumi Rumi's young heart.

What's even worse is that once bitten by a snake for ten years, I'm afraid of well ropes, and the subsequent damage is still going on now.

Let's put it this way, according to the psychological reports of Cambridge and Oxford, adults in the future society, whoever has psychological defects, will trace the root cause, and most of them will be hurt by friends, teachers, and relatives when they were young.

"Give me the money, and I'll change it." Hikigu was full of smiles: "Let's make money happily together. Those aunts can go to the cowherd to find warmth, and I, Hikigu Hachiman, can bring warmth to elementary school girls in the United States. stay in the United States."

"..."

What the hell is staying in the United States!

Tsurumi Rumi squinted her eyes, her face was bulging like a bun.

"If you give you money, you can change it, Hachiman!" She said unconvinced: "Money is not everything, you bastard...you are the same as what father and mother said when they were chatting!"

Hikigu couldn't help but praise Uncle and Aunt Tsurumi, seeing how real and beautiful they lived.

"Students studying in the United States, people live in desires. I hope you speak from the standpoint of 'human', not from the standpoint of God, because you are not God."

Hikigaya pointed at Tsurumi Rumi's face, and said coldly, "Not to mention you are the great-granddaughter of the Central Capitalist Party, it's treasonous to say such things."

"Well……"

Tsurumi Rumi lowered her head and stared at her feet, said angrily, "Then I'll ask grandpa to give you the money, and go and change it now! Don't go back if you can't finish it!"

Qigu's expression was a little more serious than the last second, and it was as warm as flowers blooming in the spring field!

"I was deeply moved by the speeches of students studying in the United States, and I have a deep understanding of the problem. Now let's give this short story a perfect ending with love and enthusiasm!"

"...What about the money?"

"Don't worry about this, I will discuss this matter with your grandpa in depth later." Hikigu smiled and gave a thumbs up: "Love and peace are everything! Only villains see dirty things like money Eyes, let us use words to defeat all those dirty things that are full of money!"

Tsurumi Rumi: ...

Hikigu sat in the Tsurumi house until night, then got up and refused the offer of pick-up, and returned home alone.

Therefore, it is simply too simple to take advantage of the elementary school students.

"Hmph, I haven't even put in [-]% of my strength. Tsurumi Rumi can't do it, so I have to surrender."

He was sitting in front of the computer, waving his hands as if speeding up, he no longer dared to use such words as flamboyant and phoenix dancing.

Early the next morning, Bi Qigu received a line text message.

"Mom said she wants to take a family trip, can I go?"

"Then you go." Hikigu felt very indifferent to the things that had been left behind.

——A few people went to Tokyo Bay to find fish to play with, so this matter ended satisfactorily.

——And Yukinoshita Yoshino behaved so abnormally yesterday because she did it herself.

—the melody that kills life, yet becomes something so beautiful, intertwined to form a brilliant firework.

Soon after, he received a second text message from Eri Sawamura.

"I'm accumulating strength to make a big move on my mother. I will definitely be able to officially debut in Jump in the future. Thank you for taking care of me during this time!"

Hikigu smiled, replied indifferently, and continued to code.

In the past, he could code about 3 words a day, and when he was in a super state, it was about [-] to [-], or even [-] to [-], but this has a premise—it must be filled in under the original framework.

Today, Hikigu locked himself in the room to type again, and completed about [-] words in one day.

The next day was fifty thousand.

The third day is [-].