Are You Born Again?

"Haha...then I'll pay for this myself..."

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"Are you stupid?"

Hikigaya looked at Isiroha with 'very warm' eyes.

Isshiroyu completed the purchase in about 10 minutes. There are five sets of children's underwear in total, with an average price of [-] yen. Then...

"Senior, what should I do, I bought a pair of fat times with the pocket money I saved for half a year!"

"That's the kind of guy who wants to sell something, that's their job, whether it's cotton panties, thongs, or a Band-Aid, if they get the chance to sell you something, they'll say, 'Oh, you're in shape, customer. Great, definitely fits well, it's a woman's nature to dress herself up..."

Hikigu was talking non-stop, and when he reached the last sentence, Yishiyu suddenly widened his eyes, ah... how does this line sound familiar...

"Well……"

"Oh, right?"

"Ha ha……"

"By the way, how much is this?" Bi Qigu opened his mouth.

"Ten...ten..."

"How many?"

"[-] yen..." Isshiki Yu hugged the handbag: "Hey~"

"Hey, you're so tall, keep this one hundred thousand yen." Hikigaya took out ten ten thousand yuan notes from his wallet: "However, this is a fault caused by my entrustment, so this is a natural compensation."

"Senior..." Yi Caiyu's eyes lit up.

"..." Hikigu sneered, raised his index finger, and said with a smile on his face, "You now have an expression of feeling relieved after recovering the loss. It's your problem that the words of the shopping guide are substituted into the rhythm. I won’t talk about it, but because of this, I was given a fat gift by the opposite sex in the same grade who is not a lover. I hope you will think about it, then..."

Yishishiyu's smile froze when she heard the middle, and then Hikigu patted her on the shoulder.

"Then, I would like to express my sincere thanks for your assistance, excuse me."

Bi Qigu turned around sharply, Yi Caiyu hurried to grab his arm.

"Huh? What's the matter?" He smiled and looked at the sweaty junior.

It really surprised him that this shrewd woman could make such a mistake.

Originally, he wasn't the only one who made demands on a girl he hadn't met for a long time. He was just a close friendship with Yishiyu before rebirth, which overlapped with the current Yishiyu.

A moment of delusion made Hikigu put forward some excessive demands on this girl: let a person of the opposite sex who has actually known each other not long ago go to the fat times specialty store to help buy fat times.

"Line, Line." Yishiyu took out his mobile phone: "Scan here, senior~"

"Okay." Hikigu took out his phone and scanned it.

"Well, have you eaten, senior?" She asked.

Hikigaya was stunned for a moment, then smiled and raised his index finger: "Let me guess, you appeared in Shibuya at this point in time, and as far as Ishiroba is concerned, there is a 70% possibility of group activities. I struck up a conversation with me because [something was not going well with the group activities, and I happened to see a handsome senior in school, and I actually wanted to get some comforting words when I offered to help], and now I ask 'did you eat, senior' is actually The subtext of an invitation to dinner, the ultimate purpose of which is..."

After listening to Hikigu's words, Isshiroyu widened his eyes halfway, thinking [why did it all hit the spot], then integrated a series of previous information and took a deep breath.

"Yes! I have something to discuss with someone, but..."

"But..." Hikiguya interrupted Yi Shiroyu with a smile: "But the female friends in school can't be trusted, and I'm past the age of looking for my mother to act like a baby, so I'm actually a guy without friends—yes As a result, Yishiyu fell into deep self-doubt, so..."

"Stop talking, senior!"

Ahhh, this senior is so scary, he can read minds...

Hikigu kept smiling, and poked Yi Shiroyu's face with his index finger: "Don't tell anyone, don't tell anyone, no matter what others tell you...don't tell."

"Aha?"

"What I'm talking about is—tonight Yi Caiyu's reliable senior suddenly made a strange request: No one is allowed to tell a cute girl junior to help him buy children's underwear in a brand underwear store? "

"I won't say it!"

"Haha, based on my observation of Yishiroyu, I will receive a line text message after I get home, and the text message will record this kind of content: If seniors don't want this matter to be known by people in school , come out to play with me tomorrow—right?"

"Haha, senior, what are you talking about!"

"Oh? From my understanding of Yishiroyu, there is a 101% possibility of receiving such a text message, because you...in fact, apart from participating in group activities, you have failed in handling interpersonal relationships, right?"

Ahhh!It's all on point! ! !

Seeing Isiroha getting mad, Hikigaya clapped his hands while enjoying the pleasure of teasing his younger generation: "It just so happens that I'm also hungry now. It just so happens that there is a good restaurant in Shibuya, why don't you fill up your stomach? Sample?"

"Haha...then..."

"Oh? Because of my own mistakes, the small pocket money treasury collapsed, and then I was helped by enthusiastic seniors—so a little bit of guilt sprouted in Yi Caiyu's heart: Ah, I will take some money out today to treat seniors to dinner to make up for my mistakes, But I’m worried that I can’t afford the high consumption in Shibuya, so to speak, it’s impossible to show my sincerity by just going to roadside stalls or cheap chain stores, so I plan to go to a restaurant in Chiba—Isshiroha aimed at this point?”

Yi Caiyu was about to cry: "Then what should I do...?"

"I treat you, let's go."

Chapter 122 Kneel down, you little bitch!

"I said... Senior, are you serious?"

"... What is serious about eating? Oh... Isshiroba is a current female high school student, so she pursues fashion. Although Shibuya is a trendy area, it is incompatible with the purchasing power of students, so all the time Color Feather was intimidated by this slightly more upscale store."

In Japan, all high-end restaurants require reservations. The last time Hikigaya and Aunt Yubihama ate here, the witty lobby manager naturally couldn't give up this guy who spent hundreds of thousands of dollars as soon as he came up.

Because Biqigu is rich, Biqigu is the uncle.

After showing the VIP card of Tokuma Restaurant, Hikigu also got a seat without reservation.

After he and the female high school students were seated, Yi Shiroyu looked at the huge fish tank in the distance, staring at the colorful tropical fish inside, and from time to time focused on the decoration of the store—this is really a high-end consumer place at first glance.

"Just now the manager quietly told me one thing - this restaurant will apply for the second Michelin star in two months, and it will be a good experience to eat two-star food before the menu price rises."

Hikigu put one hand under his lips, looked around and found that there were all couples sitting around, or social elites in suits and formal attire. The two students were as strange as they were here, just like jojo who entered FGO The style is the same.

"Senior, is it really okay to eat here?" Yishiroyu asked worriedly.

"Well...Isshiki student, let's look forward to it a little bit, the taste here is not bad, after all, it is a place to show my personal sincerity." Hikigu moved his body, propped his chin with his hands, and stared at the fruit tart in the goblet , stuffed a cherry into his mouth and asked: "So - no matter where you made a mistake, don't do something like [running for the student council president under the deliberate instigation of a friend], because this Not only does it look very stupid, but it also reveals that even the malice of others cannot distinguish this matter."

"Haha, senior, you are joking, how can I run for student council president?"

A colorful feather smiled awkwardly.

"Hehe..." Hikigu also smiled, put his hands on the table, and stared at Yishiyu: "The so-called human beings sometimes take actions that run counter to their opinions, for example— —Under the deliberate inducement of others. For another example, what is the actual situation of the handsome senior? He obviously didn’t hear it from himself, but he made an inaccurate judgment because of the “suspicious information” provided by a commercial shopping guide. Because of this obviously inappropriate judgment, I went to a place that was clearly a 'date place' with this senior, and had dinner alone."

"Ha ha……"

After realizing this, Yi Shiroyu not only didn't feel unhappy because of the aggressive eyes of the handsome senior, but his face turned slightly red.

At the same time, she even thinks that this is a very mature senior, completely opposite to other classmates.

It is impossible to know whether it is the reversal of the impression caused by the appearance or the conversation.

During the conversation, Hikigu had already completed the order very skillfully. While handing the order to the waiter, he stabbed a piece of strawberry with a toothpick.

"Just like this piece of strawberry, the friendship of high school girls is a very short-lived item. It may be broken because of yearning for a boy at the same time, or it may be broken because one of them is too showy and jealous. ——Come on, open your mouth." Hiki Valley With a smile, he kindly and gently stuffed the strawberry in his hand into Yi Caiyu's mouth, then pricked a grape with that toothpick, and stuffed it into his own mouth.

Although his behavior was a bit presumptuous, Yishiroyu didn't feel the slightest discomfort from it, and she couldn't help recalling what happened a few hours ago.

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It was in a private karaoke room, and the members of the football club organized an entertainment party, and Ishiroyu invited his classmates who usually play well to join. Whether it is Mako or Hina, they have long wanted to talk to the handsome gang of the football club .

This party was supposed to be a fun one.

But on the way, for some reason, Mako kept promoting herself to the seniors of the football club, and at the same time approached Hayama-senpai, including Hina. The seniors gathered there.

"Iroha told us before that she especially likes the strong type of boys, right Mako?"

"Yes, yes, for example, Noda-senpai is obviously Iroha-chan's type! Isn't it Haruna?"

"Yeah yeah~~~"

"Hahaha~~~"

Compared with the laughter and laughter, the actual content is a bit strange.

——Soon, the food from the Tokuma restaurant was served. The foie gras for two people, the black caviar served in silver tableware, and the gold leaf for decoration, pulled Yi Caiyu out of his memory.

"Delicious food can calm the unhappiness in your heart, let's taste it first." Hikigu said with a smile.

"Then it's better to be respectful than obedience~" Yishiroyu happily picked up the spoon and attacked Heiyuzi.

But Hikigu was thinking about one thing.

Whether it's Isiroyu who I know not long ago, or Isiroyu who I've dated for nearly 20 years before rebirth, he is a very interesting person who works hard to live.

Take the present as an example - with light makeup on his face, and the light blue dress on his body should also be carefully selected, this is the type that doesn't seem to be very careful, but in fact, he has done his homework in this area. Do more than many girls.

After more than ten minutes, after eating a few appetizers, Yi Caiyu wiped his mouth, feeling that a door to a new world has been opened for him today.

"Listen to me, senior!" Yi Caiyu indignantly took out the experience of the afternoon to share.

She lowered her voice and spoke eloquently, and it took about 5 minutes before she finished her speech.

"I see, I see, the ace player who is active in the football club, the perfect superman who is both good in character and learning, is indeed for the female high school students who have just entered high school and are gradually blooming in emotional communication, especially for this kind of person. There is no resistance."

Hiki sighed with a smile.

"Right? So, neither Makoto nor Hina is such a person, and it turned out to be something strange this afternoon..."

"Flipping the strategy." Bi Qigu stared at a piece of fatty liver on the fork, and said the word.

"Huh...?~"

The smile on Yishiyu's face froze at first, and then he laughed to break the deadlock.

"Anyone can do this kind of thing, but for beginners, they want to hide it no matter what, so they usually share their strategies with others. With the idea of ​​[many people are powerful], they often make mistakes, so they will Expose your own weaknesses to your collaborators."

Hikigaya propped his chin and said with a smile: "Then, the collaborator and the collaborator defeated the enemy, and at the same time raised a hole card called [the opponent's weakness], and the two sides attacked mercilessly. The same ethical script for women's struggles.

Yi Caiyu's situation is because she usually likes to show herself too much, which is undoubtedly contrived in the eyes of the same sex. Although she is loved by boys, her disadvantage is that she is too easy to be regarded as an enemy by women. "

Isshiroba's smile froze as the cooking gradually improved.

"No, it's not that serious..."