Zombie's Travel Diary

"Okay, okay, then we're just two avocados, but you're super."

Deadpool shrugged his shoulders and said with great interest: "To be honest, I really thought you were a zombie from the Resident Evil movie at first glance. Did that bastard Francis inject you with the t-virus? ?”

"You actually know Resident Evil?"

Link frowned, and suddenly realized that in the movie, Deadpool had the setting of breaking the dimensional wall and talking directly to the audience, just like he knew that there was a website called starting point, and there was something called recommendation ticket.

"Resident Evil has been around for a few years, of course I know."

Deadpool half-jokingly said: "Don't tell me that your skin, which looks like underwear that hasn't been washed in three years, was really made in that movie."

"Maybe you should smooth out the hole in your face with the old brew in the toilet before complaining about my skin."

Link has seen Deadpool's ability to ridicule, but after more than ten years of Internet baptism, he has not fallen behind in this regard.

"You really think I have holes in my face?"

"Yeah, no one really thinks that the hood can cover those bumpy wounds, right?"

"Alright alright."

Deadpool waved his hand and looked at Colossus, "Then you little steel man, why did you let this... er, Mr. Avocado come here?"

"His ability is unstable, I can't let him go, so I will take him to see the professor later."

Colossus said calmly, then looked at Link, "By the way, what's your name?"

"Link." Link said.

"Ha! I already guessed that he is of Chinese descent. He really thinks that his shriveled skin that looks like it has been soaked in essence and dried on his face can cover up his race!"

Deadpool clapped his hands suddenly, and looked at Link again, "Of course, I'm not racist, for example, I like my black friends very much... Uh, well, I don't have any black friends, but you should be good at math, Can you count how long we've wasted?"

"2 minutes." Warhead replied quickly.

"That's right Ripley!" Deadpool applauded.

"Get out, stupid x!" Warhead returned a middle finger without any politeness.

"Why waste time when time is short."

Link took a deep breath and felt very happy while watching the movie, but when the target of Deadpool's teasing was replaced by him, if it weren't for his better restraint ability, he would have turned into a Zaun warrior a long time ago.

"Tell me the address, maybe I can save you a lot of time." Link said after calming down.

"What? Mr. Zombie Avocado, do you want to compete with Dubender? Please, he is a professional taxi driver."

Deadpool chatted endlessly, but his body was very honest. He took out his mobile phone and found the text message with the address on it and showed it to Link.

He had just seen Link's abilities, so he naturally knew what Link meant. After all, the portal must be much more comfortable than taking a taxi.

"The Hulk Breaking Plant, no problem."

Link confirmed the location, then closed his eyes slightly, and opened a space crack in a moment.

He actually knew where Deadpool's girlfriend was tied up from the very beginning, and asking Deadpool for the address was just a pretense.

"Wow, did anyone notice that this portal looks a lot scarier than the flickering one? But it's too slow to open."

Deadpool complained, and jumped in happily.

Ganglishi and the others had just experienced the charm of the crack, so they were naturally not as alert as they were the first time, and followed up consciously.

The four of them appeared near the gate of the shipwreck dismantling factory in an instant.

"Okay, friends, and the zombie avocado boy, get ready for a big fight!"

Deadpool looked at the dismantling factory not far away, gearing up.

"before that."

Bullet chewed his gum and looked at him calmly, "What weapons have you prepared?"

"That's too much. You've probably never seen so many guns in your life."

Deadpool smiled complacently, then touched his shoulder subconsciously, and immediately covered the sides of his head with both hands in shock, "Damn it, I forgot the weapon bag in the car!"

He quickly took out his phone, found a number and dialed it.

"What's the matter, Mr. Shi?" asked the other end of the phone.

"Dupender, is my weapon bag still in your car?"

"Yeah, it's been in the back seat all the time."

"Great! Come and disintegrate the hulk..."

Halfway through Deadpool's speech, he suddenly realized something was wrong, and looked at Link, "It's probably too late, is there a way for you to send the weapon bag directly?"

"No."

Link spread his hands and said simply.

It's better not to let Deadpool get such things as weapon bags, at least it will allow Deadpool to waste more energy when killing those cannon fodder mercenaries.

"Then let's go back...forget it."

Deadpool hesitated for a moment, and directly pulled out the double knives behind his back, "It doesn't matter, the big deal is that we will fight in the oldest way! Let the music go!"