My Cooking is Never Medicine

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"I am the woman you love the most, Queen of Hearts!"

Beside him, a polite scum wearing glasses... Well, the male high school student pushed his eyes and introduced himself, "I am the king."

"Aha~?"

The corners of Sakuraba Ichiyo's eyes twitched unconsciously, feeling like he was surrounded by heavy middle class molecules.

Fortunately, there are still normal people here.

A boy with a flushed face and wearing a black jumpsuit pushed the two of them away, walked up to Kazuyo Sakuraba, and bowed deeply, "I'm very sorry, Sakuraba-senpai, what Kamikusasa Misaki-senpai and Mitaka Jin-senpai said is The character I will play in this performance, my name is Kanda Sorata, a first-year freshman, I just moved into Sakurasou due to an accident, please take care of me."

The young man approached a script with an extremely sincere attitude, and Yingting Yiye accepted it with a blank expression, and responded.

Next to her, the young girl with vigor just now complained with some unhappiness on her face, "Junior, you are so boring, we are professional amateur actors, we have to train hard even in the audience, in order to work hard on stage, you No way!"

"Isn't it normal for Umigusa-senpai to behave like this! How can someone tell others that she is someone else's lover as soon as she comes up!"

The boy named Kanda Sorata retorted loudly with a blushing face and a thick neck.

Through the communication of these few people, Sakuraba Ichiyo temporarily understood his situation.

These guys are the students living in the outsourced dormitory Sakurazhuang, which is called the place where weirdos are concentrated by his head teacher Chihiro Chihiro, and they are also the main players of this performance. Didn't run out?

Speaking of which, the Akasaka Ryunosuke he was looking for was also a student living in Sakurasou.

Then, he glanced at the script, and there were a few large words on the cover: [Dragon Quest (new revision)! ! ! ]

"The plot is..."

Yingting Yiye narrowed his eyes suddenly, "The evil black dragon from the cholera world rushed into the kingdom one day and snatched the princess away, but he didn't hurt the princess, instead he lived a shameless life with the princess... The king personally led the army Going to the black dragon's lair, the Queen of Hearts, who is proficient in black magic, followed the king... The Queen of Hearts fell in love with the black dragon, and ruthlessly abandoned the king who was struggling... After a thunderstorm, the heavy rain woke up the whole world... ..."

This plot...

What the hell is putting on "Prince Duan" + "Thunderstorm"?

Ichiyo Sakuraba felt his head hurt a little now, he raised his head and looked at the boy in front of him who he thought was a normal person, "Kanda-kun, you are dressed in such black, the role you play must be Beast No. Black Dragon, right!"

Kanda Sorata shook his head with an embarrassed expression, picked up a rough piece of cardboard with flame patterns drawn on it, "Senior, I'm actually in charge of manually adding special effects to the background board."

"what about me?"

The corner of Sakuraba Yiye's mouth twitched, "I play the princess?"

"No! Sakuraba-san, you are a well-deserved protagonist, Black Dragon-san!"

The energetic girl said so, and Sakuraba Ichiyo was silent for a while, "I don't think I can play such an important role, or... I will switch with Kanda-kun?"

Everyone at the scene shook their heads unanimously, obviously not optimistic about the thin-skinned and low-shaming Kanda-kun playing an important role. On this point, even Chihiro Chihiro, who was standing by and watching the play, had the same opinion.

In the end, taking a deep breath, Ichiyo Sakuraba compromised, "Can I not show my face?"

"Of course!" The girl smiled and said something that made Mr. Sakuraba happy, and then added a redundant sentence, "No!"

"What the hell..." Taking another deep breath, Yingting Yiye's eyes trembled a little. This time, he was about to throw embarrassment in front of his fiancée, a proper black history.

"Who will play the princess?"

Everyone smiled mysteriously. In the corner, a black man wearing a majestic armor who gnawed on tomatoes raised his eyes, "It's me."

Sakuraba Ichiyo closed her eyes and smiled, "Let me just choose to commit suicide."

"Okay, the performance is about to start, Sakuraba-kun go to change clothes first, and then let's go over the plot together!"

The energetic girl named Misaki Umigusa walked behind Ichiyo Sakuraba, and pushed him towards the dressing room full of energy, "I'll help Sakuraba-kun change his clothes."

Sakuraba Ichiyo subconsciously refused, "No need, just put on some clothes, I can do it myself."

The girl's smile was very confident and mysterious, "It will be much easier if you have a special service and a girl to help you. I don't think Kosakura-kun can't wear that dress by himself."

In the end, Sakuraba Ichiyo, I didn't let this girl follow me into the changing room, but just walked in by myself. The costumes needed for the performance have been placed in it in advance, so you don't need to look for them.

Misaki Umikusao was so confident while hugging her chest. Now at the door of the changing room, boys are all species that like to be brave.

As expected, 3 minutes later, the door of the changing room opened, and Sakuraba Kazuyo, who was naked with her muscular upper body and dazzling six-pack abs, leaned out with a helpless expression, "Kanda-kun, can you come and help me?" ? This suit is quite troublesome."

"Sakurai-kun just give up. I personally designed this set of clothes. Apart from me, even if the younger brother goes to battle in person, he can't help you wear it perfectly."

The air was quiet for a long time, Sakuraba Ichiyo nodded silently.

"It's work."

"Thanks to Mr. Sakuraba, one of the four campus legends, for your trust. The little girl will do her best!"

"Please don't do this."

3 minutes later, Misaki Ueigussa with a satisfied face walked out of the dressing room with Sakuraba Ichiyo who was in a state of self-denial, and the exclamation continued for a while, and Teacher Chihiro stepped forward unconsciously and squeezed it someone's head.

"I can't tell, Ying Ting, so you are quite cute!"

"Learn how to shut up if you can't speak, and be careful to call the students autistic and make you feel guilty for the rest of your life."

Sakuraba Ichiyo rolled his eyes, he really didn't understand where the girls' design concepts and inspirations came from.

At this moment, he has horns on his head, a tail behind him, several lines painted on his face, a black plush dinosaur suit on his body, and a pair of cute cosplay wings on his back. Most importantly, that The thing will move by itself according to his every movement!

Moreover, there is a glowing diamond-shaped cube on his chest. According to the girl's instruction, that thing, as long as he makes a super fierce action, it will emit the legendary dragon's roar!

"Okay, don't be depressed Xuebajun, pick up your energy, this is your script, and it's our turn to be on stage after the next show is over!"

"No, where's the script book?"

"You won't give me my lines, what will I say on stage later?"

Misaki Umikusa raised her face proudly, "There's no need for such things as lines!"

"Fuck me~"

Sakuraba Yiye felt that his eyes were a little dark, and now he was going to be ashamed!

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ps: The update has [-] words. On the basis of the daily update of [-] words, there will be an extra chapter of [-] words, and the extra [-] words will be given away for free, and it will be counted as a whole chapter.

Ever since, I still owe 169-1=168 chapters

py second bomb:

The story of a man who specializes in evaluating props in various dimensions, and even his girlfriend is obtained from unboxing evaluation

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"Okay, stop making trouble, the next show is up to you, get ready to go on stage when the host reads the show."

Playing around and playing around, Qianshi Qianxun still stopped the communication of several people, corrected her expression and gave a warning, hesitated, she added a sentence.

"come on!"

Yingting Yiye stared at a pair of dead fish eyes and nodded silently. What can he do at this time? If he hadn't signed up for this school, he wouldn't have come to this sad place. If he hadn't come to this sad place The place wouldn't have encountered such a sad story if...

"The next program will be a newly edited version of "Dragon Quest" presented by all the members of Sakurasou in the first and second grades of high school. The characters are still familiar, and the plot is really different. How will the love between the dragon and the princess end up? The finale of the show has come to an end. Our program team, all the students and guests are looking forward to it together. Welcome to the Sakurazhuang drama troupe! "

"Sakurai-kun, cheer up, we're going!"

As the host read out the title of the show, several people hurried to their designated positions, and the curtain was pulled upwards, exposing the actors on the stage to the audience.

In the first act, Misaki Kamigusa, Hitomi Mitaka, and Ryunosuke Akasaka appear as the three main characters of the king, queen and princess.

Behind the scenes, Kanda Sorata, who was wearing a black tights, held a microphone and deliberately lowered his voice to tell the background of the story in a pretense of vicissitudes.

"A long time ago, there was a legendary kingdom full of happiness and peace. King Ferrari and Queen Juliet lived happily together. Their common daughter, Moremod, was the jewel of the whole kingdom. They admire day and night."

The background sound suddenly changed, and the mood suddenly became agitated, "Suddenly one day, the evil black dragon living in the rainbow sea outside the Great Falls was awakened by hunger, followed the route in memory, and flew over the kingdom, The sky was dark, hot magma flowed from the cracks in the earth, and flames raged throughout the kingdom. No one knew how big the black dragon was, but after that day, humans recalled the horror of being dominated by the black dragon, And the humiliation of being slaughtered wantonly!"

"Cough...the humiliation...the humiliation...the black dragon's humiliation..."

Kanda Sorata was sweating coldly on his forehead, and looked eagerly at Kazuyo Sakuraniwa who sat on the ground indifferently beside him.

He secretly turned off the microphone and lowered his voice, "Senior, you are a black dragon, it's your turn to play."

Sakuraba Yiye glanced at the junior without saying a word, was silent for a while, nodded, got up and walked onto the stage.

"Okay, I'm the black dragon."

As if giving up on himself, Ichiyo Sakuraba jumped out from behind the stage, "I am the worst, strongest and most evil black dragon!"

With his violent movements, the pair of cute cosplay wings behind Ichiyo Sakuraba kept flapping, and the diamond-shaped crystal on his chest, which was similar to the Ultraman timer, also exuded pink light. Background music and voice acting.

The evil dragon roared: "I am an evil dragon, ouch~"

The black dragon appeared on the stage, and the audience fell silent for three seconds!

Then, thunderous applause rang out continuously, and a group of little girls and old wives were clapping, their hands were red, but their eyes were bright, and they let their eyes follow the dragon on the stage.

"Kawaides~"

"Master Black Dragon loves you!"

"The milk is fierce, the milk is fierce, it's great!"

The two sisters, Nakiri Alice and Nakiri Erina, stared dumbfoundedly at Ichiyo Sakuraba who was staring at the dead fish-eyed Kazuyo on the stage. arrive!Cherry Garden Energy!so cute!

Unknowingly, the aunt's smile hung on the corners of the lips of the two sisters, their eyebrows and eyes curved.

"Erina, look at those wings are so cute!"

Nakiri Erina shook her head in disapproval, "Obviously the dragon tail is better!"

"wing!"

"Tail!"

At this time, Junior Aoyama was still asleep.

On the stage, Sakuraba Ichiyo kicked down the background board used to act as a castle and a big tree, and carried Ryunosuke Akasaka, who played the princess, away from the stage.

A girl with little stars in her eyes was left behind.

Seeing this, Kanda Sorata hurried to strike while the iron was hot. Taking into account the atmosphere that had not subsided, he picked up a foam board full of abstract soldier patterns and ran onto the stage. While running, he continued to explain, "After that day, with the departure of the black dragon , The princess also completely disappeared in the castle, the king and queen assembled an army, summoned warriors, built Noah's Ark, and made an oath to snatch the princess back!"

The first round of the play ended, the curtain fell, several people quickly moved the background board, and before the curtain of the second round opened, the actors returned to their positions.