My Cooking is Never Medicine

Spider looked in disbelief at Ichiyo Sakuraba who spoke the most thought-provoking words in the most bland and breezy tone, and suddenly felt that the barbecue in his mouth was not tasty.

"Sakura Court, I went to fight the giant frog today."

"Ah."

"I don't really feel like doing the dishes right now."

"Hmm~!"

"I mean, get me three times as many dish towels and I'll be on my way!"

Yingting Yiye showed a satisfied smile on his face, and lightly patted the spider's pink and white spider's head, which was round and cold, not to mention, it felt good in the hand, and it was round enough without a plate.

"Don't think too much, I'm doing this for your own good too. There are scientific evidences that people who exercise strenuously for a day tend to accumulate a lot of lactic acid in their bodies. Take it easy, Spider, you have to know, you are my magic pet, I will not harm you!"

"By the way, the dish towels for bathing are in the back kitchen. You can put the hot water in later."

Spider: "..."

She wanted to go back on her word, she shouldn't have agreed to that unequal summoning contract in the first place!

However, the food here is really delicious. I have never eaten such a good food in my previous life, and the monsters in the underground labyrinth taste disgusting. If she doesn't work hard to change her mouth, she will starve to death, right?

If it's not pushed to the limit, and that spider wants to work?

Sakuraba Yiye ignored the preoccupied spider, but walked to the huge giant frog corpse lying on the ground, gently stretched out his hand to pinch it, closed his eyes, and practiced with both hands following the veins of the giant frog's body Swimming with the trend, the pious appearance directly scared the spider to tremble, and extremely doubted whether he had found a perverted master!

Half a minute later, Sakuraba Yiye opened his eyes, the light was extremely bright, he walked quickly to the knife holder next to him and pulled out the biggest kitchen knife, which was the one that cut the cabbage last time.

The main reason is that the kitchen knives here are too small. They are fine for assassins, but they are not suitable for chopping. He has already planned to find a way to get a set of kitchen knives to use in a few days.

Sakuraba Yiye stared closely at one of the giant frog's smooth and firm hind legs, as if he could see a line that could cut it off, and when the momentum accumulated to its peak, he swung the knife without hesitation.

puff~

There was a muffled sound of muscle tissue being cut quickly, and Yingting Yiye had a solemn expression. Next to him, the spider who was originally attracted by the movement of this cheap master and was concentrating on observing, suddenly blushed. Shutting his mouth, the eight spider legs twitched while hugging his little belly.

Yingting Yiye turned his head and glanced at the idiot familiar, "Blind, I didn't see that my knife got stuck, come help!"

"Pfft hahahaha~"

"Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ~"

"Yah ho ho ho ~"

The spider finally couldn't bear it any longer, and the Monkey King's third paragraph laughed, and Ichiyo Sakuraba felt that his killing intent was accumulating!

asshole!

Are you a spider or a monkey?

Do you think you are a big brother?

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ps: Let me tell you, because I need to make up for the number of words required for the listing as soon as possible, so I am not busy correcting typos in the past two days today, and I don’t have much time. I will come back to correct the mistakes after I have written all the chapters that need to be used for the listing. Character.

Then, many readers said that the title and introduction of my book were too casual, and that an obviously good book was confused by the introduction and title and was not very attractive.

All I can say is that I really tried my best.

As we all know, the second version of the captain's introduction to Hedgehog Cat's last book was the brainstorming and brainstorming of more than 400 readers.

And, to be honest, I'm quite satisfied with the current profile? (Acting cute)

Although the title of the book is really not attractive, to be honest, I am also a reader. If I were looking for a book to read, I would usually not choose a book with this title. !

Everyone loves it too much. At that time, I thought that at most 5000 collections would be enough to top the sky. Unexpectedly, there are more than [-] collections, what a drop! (surprise)

And then, the second question from readers, said that there are so many beautiful pictures of characters on the Internet, but I can always find the weirdest part?

Uh, it's exhausted, it's really exhausted!

I can only do this step by using the p station to find pictures. If there is any big guy who has better character picture resources that can pass the review, welcome to join the group chat to share.

Captain's Dimensional Cabin Group Number: 878675270

End of this chapter

Obviously she went to confess to her brother-in-law, but in a daze, she helped her brother-in-law for a day's work, and then returned with a pile of food, Nakiri Alice walked on Yuanyue's campus with her head down, the closer she got to her dormitory The more guilty she is.

Heartbeat keeps accelerating!

Just because, going to the villa that serves as her dormitory, you will pass by the place where Erina lives!

She felt that she did not do anything to be sorry for Erina, after all, everything was caused by Erina, if she hadn't used her name to communicate with her brother-in-law indiscriminately, the situation today would not have happened.

However, it was because of her that the brother-in-law believed in Erina's lies, and he really regarded her as his sister-in-law and himself as his fiancee!

Therefore, she didn't feel guilty about killing Alice, but she felt a little guilty!

One of Murphy's Laws is that if you worry about something happening, it's more likely to happen.

Although this book is very nonsense, it is based on psychology and probability, and there is not much hard scientific evidence to support it, but some things really have a probability of happening!

"Alice, are you coming back so late?"

After a busy day at work, I went to my Michelin four-star western restaurant to taste dishes at night. Nakiri Erina, who was already a little irritable, was so annoyed by the shoddy and careless dishes that she didn't swallow a single bite. The flaws of the book came to her mind one by one, and after giving a negative review without hesitation, she rushed back to Yuanyue with her secretary Xinhu Feishazi, preparing to make some edible food to fill her stomach. For her stomach, after all, after years of tasting more and more excellent dishes, her God Tongue has reached an outrageous level of pickiness.

Continue to develop further, and it won't be long before she will reach the anorexic state of her mother!

Her mother used to suffer from anorexia at the most beautiful age, and she didn't even graduate from high school!

Inexplicably, today she thought of her fiancé whom she still doesn't quite recognize, let's call him her stupid student!

That guy's cooking heart has great potential!

However, thinking of her original purpose and the somewhat awkward relationship between the two, Nakiri Erina felt a little tangled.

Proud of her, she still can't pass the hurdle of an arranged marriage, unless there is one thing that the idiot student's cooking skills have surpassed her, then it is not impossible to confess to him. After all, although that guy is occasionally annoying, he is not human. Not too bad, if he can master his talents.

Putting aside his lack of affection, the main reason is that he refuses to admit defeat and can't bear to see a culinary genius waste his talent. On the contrary, Nakiri Erina is somewhat looking forward to how far that stupid student will grow in the future?

Or, if one day he told him his true identity, would he be frightened?

Nakiri Erina, who was about to go home, happened to meet Alice who was passing by the door of her villa. Seeing that the other party was in a hurry, without paying attention to the surroundings at all, just walking with her head down, Nakiri Erina felt something was wrong, so she made a noise asked a question.

After all, they are sisters. Although the relationship is somewhat estranged, she does treat Alice as one of the few relatives. It is her personality that cannot express emotions.

Seeing Alice returning late at night twice in a row, Nakiri Erina was a little worried that something would happen to her?

"Erina!"

Miss Alice, who was always guilty, was frightened when she heard the familiar voice behind her. One of the cabbages in her arms accidentally fell off. She hurriedly hugged the remaining cabbage and the box of meat tightly. This is her salary!

"Don't you still have a job of tasting food in a western restaurant? Why are you back so early!"

Nakiri Erina looked at Alice who had been turning her back and was unwilling to turn around, feeling a little abnormal, frowned, picked up the cabbage on the ground, and looked at it in front of her eyes. With the help of the light and years of cooking experience, She could almost tell at a glance that this variety of cabbage was a model that hadn't been seen before, and it was definitely a high-quality ingredient.

"The cuisine in that western restaurant was too crude, and the chef didn't put his heart into it. It was just a gimmick for the opening of the new restaurant. It's a pity that he didn't estimate his own strength, so I came back as a matter of course."

Nakiri Erina explained that she was very displeased with the way that the western restaurant spent millions of yen to book her to taste the dishes. She didn't like this kind of work at first, but her grandfather kept her insisting on it. this kind of work.

She can understand Grandpa's good intentions. She wants to let herself taste some relatively inferior dishes occasionally, so as not to let her picky level of food evolve too quickly. But for the super taste of God's Tongue, every That kind of cooking is undoubtedly a torment.

Even if one or two restaurants with new ideas and characteristics pop up occasionally, it is too little for the total base of her workload!

Putting aside the not-so-good mood of being affected by poor-quality cooking, she asked her cousin, "Is this a new variety of cabbage you bred?"

"Hmm... oh..." Nakiri Alice was a little hesitant to speak when she heard the words, and finally turned her head, thinking of her brother-in-law, and said perfunctorily, "You don't know, I have a friend who can cultivate a small amount of Produce some high-quality ingredients, which he gave me to try out, and I will give my cooking experience later.”

"Anyway, Erina, you've been busy all day, go back and rest, I'll go home first, good night!"

Inexplicably, she didn't want to spend more time with Erina, and after saying this, Nakiri Alice hurriedly fled from the gate of the villa where Erina lived, and rushed in the direction where she lived.

Behind him, Nakiri Erina frowned, raised the cabbage, and reminded Alice, "You haven't picked up the cabbage yet!"

She didn't say it's okay, but she didn't expect Alice to run faster when she was reminded, and just replied from a distance, "You took it, I don't want it, I'll give it to you!"

In an instant, Nakiri Erina's pretty face darkened.

She managed to save face, and wanted to be frank and reconcile with Alice.

I didn't expect Alice to be so vengeful, it was just a word when I was a child, and I still remember it now!

Smelly sister!

When Erina-san and Miss Alice were talking, Hisako Niito, who had not spoken but kept silent, stepped forward, found Erina's side, and asked softly.

"Miss Erina, do you need me to return this cabbage to Miss Alice?"

Nakiri Erina subconsciously shook her head, "No more!"

Why did Alice's stinky sister despise her so much, now she can't say it!

"Let's go, Feisha, let's go back and make something to eat. By the way, let's see how much the quality of the cabbage Alice's friend gave her has improved."

"Yes."

The secretary didn't say anything, and followed his eldest lady into the villa.

However, Nakiri Erina's doubts became bigger and bigger.

Didn't Alice just come back from Northern Europe?

Where did she meet Japanese friends?

Alice is getting weirder and weirder these days!

When I saw her before, she was always fighting against him, wanting to defeat him. During this time, she seemed to have forgotten about it, and she didn't come to issue a challenge declaration, but avoided herself intentionally or unintentionally?

After much deliberation, I couldn't find an answer. In the end, Nakiri Erina could only come up with a summary:

Something is wrong with Alice!

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ps: I have already accumulated more than 1 words, and I will rest when I have reached [-] words. It will be convenient to count and update the situation at that time, and I will count [-] words per chapter.

Because the last few chapters are always written with hundreds or thousands of words per chapter, it is inconvenient to count, so the final word count is counted.