My Cooking is Never Medicine

"Where is the direction of home, please show me the way."

"Mr. Sakuraba, I can go by myself..."

Pointing out the direction, Yoyo felt a little embarrassed, her small face was buried on her captain's back, only a pair of drunken red pupils were exposed, and her voice was muffled.

Sakuraba Ichiyo walked steadily, without being affected by the girl's weight.

"Come on, you're going to be floating when you walk. Next time you don't know how to drink, drink less. For things like alcohol, it's fine. If you drink too much, you're just wronging yourself."

"Oh~"

I have been taught a lesson!

Yoyo was a little gloomy, a little moody, and after being silent for a while, she couldn't help laughing out in a low voice.

At one point, Yingting Yiye thought that this little girl was too stupid to drink too much!

Well, he was a little afraid of being spit all over himself!

That kind of girl with poor wine quality is the most suffocating, such as Aqua, for example, Spider, for example, that little idiot Takamori Sanae!

Maybe because she felt that she would be disgusted like this, Yoyo raised her face and looked at Ichiyo Sakuraba's side face seriously.

"Mr. Sakuraba, I want to criticize you, may I ask?"

Well, it's still the little cowardly Yoyo!

Sakuraba Yiye walked forward calmly.

"Please."

Hearing this, Yoyo still felt unsafe, so she added, "You first promise not to get angry."

Every time the girl opened her mouth, the tip of Sakuraba Ichiyo's nose would linger with a more intense smell of wine.

So, where did the fragrant girls come from? They were all made up of cosmetics and shower gel.

Girls who drink alcohol naturally smell like alcohol, there is no doubt about it!

"Well, I'm not mad."

Although it is not certain whether it will be angry or not.

It's like coaxing a daughter, it's already basic.

If there is a daughter in the future, Ichiyo Sakuraba is sure that he will be a good father!

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ps: The update is late. I stayed up late last night to catch up with my homework until three in the morning. Then I wrote more than 1000 words. I had a splitting headache. I couldn’t bear it and fell down. I woke up at noon today. , After eating and talking about Shuanghuanglian capsules, I got a little better, and I continued to write after class in the afternoon.

I can't die, I can continue to write!

End of this chapter

"Mr. Sakuraba was wasting too much money before. In fact, it is enough to find the staff of the guild to take care of the transportation and recycling, and it will cost a lot of money to invite so many adventurers to drink and have dinner."

As Yoyo spoke, her tone inadvertently carried a little sense of powerlessness when she was not able to live up to the prodigal dog, and after she finished speaking, she sighed in a dignified manner.

"Although it is important to have a good relationship with other people, and it is lonely without friends, but as a boy, Mr. Sakuraba, if you spend too much money, it is not good."

"And there's more..."

The little girl was much less shy and introverted during the day because of her drunkenness, but she started nagging.

Although I don't hate it, but Ichiyo Sakuraba is also very helpless to be educated so earnestly by a little girl who is three or four years younger than her age, it feels quite strange.

"Which way to go next?"

"Oh~, go to the left, go through two streets, and then turn right."

Yingting Yiye continued to move forward, and Yunyou who was originally thinking about it was interrupted by this interruption, and suddenly became quiet.

The girl pursed her lips nervously, "Well, was Mr. Sakuraba listening to me just now?"

"Have."

The silence continued.

"Is Mr. Sakuraba angry?"

After a long time, the voice of the little girl lying softly on her back became a little depressed and self-defeating.

"Sure enough, a failed Crimson Demon like me who can't read the air, can't blend in with everyone, and doesn't even have the energy to introduce himself won't have friends. I..."

"I'm not angry." Ichiyo Sakuraba calmly interrupted Yoyo's self-destruction, and said sincerely, "Actually, Yoyo is great, although I don't know what kind of organization or organization the so-called Crimson Demons are. Said, race, but for me, Yoyo's magic is very practical and lethal, and you are also very responsible, careful in handling things, and super rich. Isn't this a very reliable teammate? "

Following Sakuraba Ichiyo's calm narration, the slightly drunk girl's face became more rosy.

In the end, Ichiyo Sakuraba made up the last cut.

"Well, the main point of comment, Yoyo's figure is also very good!"

With a coquettish cry, Yoyo, who was softly attached to Sakuraniwa Ichiyo's back, suddenly started up like an electric shock and tried to hide back, but the Crimson Demon who was being carried by Yingniwa Yiye, who was already weak because of drunkenness, Where does the girl's strength and sense of balance come from?

Accidentally, she fell backwards, but fortunately, Sakuraba Yiye reacted in time, supported her vest firmly with one hand, and pushed her back with light force.

This time Sakuraba Ichiyo's tone was not so calm, a little serious and reproachful, "Everyone is moving around, Yoyo is such a big person, can't you save me some trouble?"

"terribly sorry."

The girl buried her small face in the joint between Mr. Sakuraba's shoulder and neck, closed her eyes in embarrassment, and apologized loudly.

"Loudly, do you still want to be a great magician with just such a small voice?"

Taking a deep breath, Yoyo shouted loudly, "Mr. Sakuraba, I'm sorry, I won't do it next time!"

The girl's tender and clear voice spread far away, Sakuraba Yiye looked at the lights gradually turning on in the houses on both sides of the street, and occasionally remembered the roar of complaints, his face changed, and he quickly walked away without saying a word.

After running for a long distance, I slowly slowed down, and my breathing became a little disordered.

"Then what, you are a good comrade if you know your mistakes and can correct them. Youyou, please continue to work hard, but next time we should keep our voices down at night so as not to disturb other people."

"Hi~"

All the way to what Yoyo said, although the house she bought is not luxurious, it is still a small second floor, a bit like a one-household style.

The girl who jumped off Sakuraba Ichiyo's back and stood up against the wall pretended to be calm and introduced the places and tools for washing to her team leader.

With the moon hanging in the sky, Sakuraba Yiye followed Yoyo to the guest room, seeing her who was still staggering while walking, Sakuraba Yiye felt worried.

"Are you sure it doesn't matter if you're alone?"

"Well, Mr. Sakuraba, please rest assured."

"long"

"Is there something else, Mr. Sakuraba?"

"What about today's incident?"

Sakuraba Ichiyo thought for a while, but still didn't tell the reason why he was hemorrhaging and invited so many adventurers to drink. He just smiled and said, "Good night."

"Well! Mr. Sakuraba, good night too."

The girl responded happily, closed the door and left.

On the first night in another world, the bed and quilt were not very comfortable, and Ichiyo Sakuraba suffered from insomnia.

Alone again.

The long-lost freedom!

You don't have to coax your lovely mother into adulthood, you don't have to fight wits with your fiancee and sister-in-law, and you don't have to be annoyed by the mother-in-law's vicious evaluation and devil training.

I just don't know why, but the feeling of panic in my heart is getting more and more obvious.

Gradually, Sakuraba Yiye fell asleep, he slept soundly, he felt that his whole body was fragrant, and many familiar girls appeared in the dream.

For example, Alice, for example, Erina, for example, Illya and Xiao Hei, and Eileen-chan.

Ellie in a swimsuit, Ellie in a goddess uniform, Ellie with a weapon, Ellie smiling, Ellie without clothes...

Allie smiled and waved to herself...

hiss~

Ellie smells so good!

In his sleep, the soles of Mr. Sakuraba's feet felt a little cold, and in the dark room, it seemed that a group of blurry objects were slowly approaching him.

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Yuanyue Food Street, a dim sum shop famous for the good looks of the chefs and waiters, plus the poor service attitude of the young chef most of the time and the cute and beautiful girls who occasionally appear in the shop to help in.

In the kitchen, a mother and daughter Hua are lowering their heads and earnestly making various snacks and dishes, including many must-kill dishes that were researched later in the recipes of the old man of the Sakuraba family.

"Mom, I taught Sakuraniwa-kun some time ago the treasured fruit Daifuku with nine flavors in one. Has he practiced well during this time?"

"This...probably...has it?"

"Mom, can you get the matcha powder for me?"

"Ok."

The ancient lsp cloud, food and sex, there is such a pair of mother and daughter who want to be famous, famous, and good-looking. In the past, there were several times more people eating melons.

Aqua's workload grew rapidly.

It is worth mentioning that no matter how weird the atmosphere between the mother and daughter was, they never cared about this girl who was obviously good-looking, and Akua was not affected by it in any way. Eating some small snacks quietly, the little life is so chic.

Today's food is extraordinarily delicious, even better than Yingting's cooking. She is praying that Yingting can go home later.

In the afternoon, the guests gradually left, and after finally taking a break, Nakiri Erina was preparing to have a heart-to-heart chat with her mother, whom she hadn't seen for many years.

Suddenly, a girl with white hair and red pupils jumped in from outside the pastry shop, causing her to close her eyes in pain.

What is it all about!

very messy!

It's just an idiot in Sakuraba, why is it Alice and mother, what's so good about that idiot!