Mr. Emiya Can Not Only Cook

After speaking, several officers pulled out the sharp swords hanging from their waists, and beheaded all the revolutionary soldiers. Their heads rolled to the feet of the crowd of onlookers. Uniform and face, looks like a demon.

And exclamations erupted from the crowd again, a group of people scattered like birds and beasts, and soon only Emiya Shirou and Yu Meiren were left.

Poppy smelled the long-lost smell of blood in the air and felt sick.

She hates blood-sucking. As an elf, she only needs to absorb the energy of animals and plants. Blood-sucking is too low-level for her.

But there are always blind people who think she is a vampire princess.

To be reasonable, even if my old lady starved to death, she would only drink her own blood!

Unless Shirou gives me his drink.

Emiya Shirou noticed Poppy's slight expression, and said proactively, "Let's go, find a tavern where we're going."

"Inquiring about what?"

"Partner of justice, the place where justice is enforced." Emiya Shiro suddenly smiled and pointed to a tavern, and he saw two very familiar figures.

One of the brown-haired teenagers was talking happily with a blonde-haired big sister.

The blond beauty told Tazmi some anecdotes about the imperial capital while drinking heavily, which aroused the blood of the innocent young man who wanted to come to the imperial capital to make a name for himself. village.

Poppy followed Emiya Shirou's gaze to see Tatsumi, and couldn't help saying: "This kid, he really eats. I remember he ate five sandwiches by himself in the morning."

"Did you forget how edible Arturia is?" Shirou Emiya reminded Poppy that a certain king of dumb hair is not weaker than others in terms of food.

"Ah...I was very impressed. She ate two large plates of potatoes for the first time, and then [-] burgers and [-] pieces of fried chicken for the second time. What's wrong with her stomach?", Yu The beauty has lived for thousands of years, and it has been more than a thousand years since she became conscious, but she has never seen anything more edible than Arturia, which is simply outrageous.

Emiya Shiro smiled and said: "That is a four-dimensional stomach bag comparable to Doraemon's. I think she can even eat a whole cow. Let's go, let's go into the tavern and have a look."

After he finished speaking, he pretended to slow down his pace, as if he was thinking about something, and the poppies walked to the side by him without knowing it, and happened to be next to him.

Then Emiya Shirou's hand "inadvertently" touched Poppy's hand just right.

The first time, the moment he touched the poppies, the poppies retracted their hands.

The second time, he shrank back, and looked at Emiya Shirou suspiciously: "What do you want?"

"Ah, what's wrong with me?" Emiya Shirou hurriedly withdrew his hand, with an expression that he didn't do anything: "I didn't do anything?"

Mei Yu frowned and looked carefully at Emiya Shirou's expression, but she didn't find anything unusual, so she gave him a look and said, "Then go!"

"Oh, ok!" Emiya Shiro couldn't help but feel discouraged, Nimad, isn't it like this in the animations I see, can you successfully hold hands with your sweetheart just by pretending to touch it a few times?

Sure enough, it was all a lie!

Forget it, the future is long, and Poppy probably doesn't understand what it means to hold hands, I will always succeed!

It's not that Emiya Shirou didn't want to be tough, he acted like a domineering restaurant owner president, and grabbed Poppy's hand and didn't let go.

It's just that the actual conditions don't allow it. If the poppies make a fuss, the Heroic Guard will also have to kneel when they come.

After the two entered the tavern, they randomly found an empty table and sat down. In their line of sight, they could see the face of the blond Oupai and the back of Tazmi.

The bartender walked up to the two of them and asked, "What do you two want to eat?", and handed them a menu.

Shiro Emiya took the menu, emmmmm, okay, I can't understand a single word.

He returned the menu to the bartender, and said, "Give us a glass of juice each, is there any?"

It was the first time the bartender heard that they wanted to order juice when they came to their house, but he still nodded: "What juice do you want?"

"Anything, apples, watermelon, papaya, cantaloupe, grapes, oranges, oranges are fine."

"Then watermelon, please wait a moment, both of you."

On the other table, when she heard that Tatsumi was worried about how to get ahead because she was kicked out by the local army camp, the blond sister frightened and said: "Hahahahahaha, boy, you don't know that, do you? In the imperial capital, if you want to do good things, the most important thing is to rely on two things!"

Tatsumi asked sullenly, "What is it?"

"Money and connections!" The blond woman raised two fingers and continued, "I happen to know a big acquaintance in the local army. As long as the money is in place, I can talk about anything!"

Tatsumi's eyes immediately rekindled the fighting spirit of hope: "Oh!! Is this money enough!"

After speaking, the young man took out a large bag of money that looked very important from the big backpack you were carrying: "Is this money enough for me to enter the army and get ahead?"

The blond elder sister immediately showed a happier smile when she saw the big bag of money: "Enough is enough! This money may directly make you the team leader!"

She took the heavy purse, stood up and said with a smile: "Young man, don't move around here, I'll find my acquaintances to get your name approved, and the captain will give you no matter what you say." You keep one!

Hehehe, it can be said that you are lucky to have met my big sister!The big sister will give you many things that you couldn't learn in the village before! "

"Oh oh oh!! Trouble big sister! I'll be right here waiting for you!"

Emiya Shiro thinks this is fate. According to the original timeline, Tatsumi and Shishi should have met at noon, but now it is already evening, and they still met again.

It seems that Tazmi and Night Raid really have a bad relationship.

Yu Meiren said abruptly: "This kid, you must have been cheated. Do you want to help her?"

Emiya Shiro smiled wryly: "No, it's not the time yet. He needs to be exposed to the cruelty of the imperial capital first."

"What cruelty?"

"It's the filth, blood, darkness, and corruption behind the imperial capital. Only when he has a deep understanding of this can he grow."

Poppy pointed to Tazmi who was still waiting innocently for Leonai's return, and asked suspiciously: "This kid, can you really realize it? And being cheated of so much money, it can be regarded as realizing it." The human heart is sinister, right?"

"It's just so bad, it's a pity that the timing of his coming to our restaurant is not very good. If he just came out of the village and met us..."

Since Tatsumi had his back to the two of them, he had no idea that someone was secretly following him. He was still sitting in his seat foolishly waiting for Leonai to come back and tell him the good news.

When he thought that with this bag of money, he could immediately become the team leader, rise to the top, reach the pinnacle of life, earn enough money to buy an entire village, and then be praised by his childhood sweethearts and admired by everyone in the village, he smirked .

"Hey hey! When I return to the village with heavy troops, Shayou and Iyeas will definitely admire me very much! The village chief will also think that I am super powerful!"

Then wait until late at night, when the tavern is about to close.

Poppy was playing with the straw in the cup boredly, and the owner of the tavern knocked on his bar counter and said loudly: "Everyone, today's business is over, we are going to close!"

Tatsumi immediately said in a panic: "Ah! Boss, please wait a moment! I'm still waiting for someone!"

"What are you waiting for, young man, you've been cheated! Really, how can you hand over the money to a stranger after just a few words? You can't bear it because she has big breasts and is beautiful." Are you staying?

This is the capital of the empire. I haven't met someone as innocent as you for many years. Are you from the countryside? "

"Huh? Do I just look like a countryman?" Tatsumi was about to cry.

"Indeed, after staying in the imperial capital for a long time, you can tell the outsiders from the countryside from the imperial capital at a glance. Let's go, young man, and find a hotel to rest."

"No! That woman lied to me, I'm going to sue him!"

Tazmi was about to cry in anger, this was the reward he had worked so hard to fight horse thieves and crusade against dangerous species. Without this money, he would have nothing left after paying for drinks and meals later. , do you want to sleep on the street?

"Oh, it's useless. No one will care if you sue. This is the capital of the empire."

"why is it like this!!"

In the end, Tatsumi left the tavern in a daze, and Emiya Shiro and Poppy also checked out and left.

Looking at Tazmi, who was squatting helplessly at the foot of the street lamp not far away, with his arms around his knees, Poppy asked, "What should we do now? Shall we go up and say hello to him?"

"No, it's about to start." Emiya Shiro signaled Poppy to look at the other end of the avenue, where a luxurious black carriage was approaching rapidly.

When it passed Tatsumi's side, it stopped slowly, and a lovely noble girl jumped out of the car.

After talking with Tazmi for a few words, she took Tazmi into the carriage and left. "

"What is this? Met a kind person?"

Poppy asked in confusion, "Do we need to follow? We're far away."

"Of course, look at mine! I am the bone of my sword!"

The two walked to a dark place, Emiya Shirou's red and blue magic power began to roll, and as the chanting of the mantra ended, a car appeared in front of them——

"What is this?" Poppy asked.

"Small motorcycle." Emiya Shirou replied in seconds.

"But it's different from the motorcycles I saw in the movies and games."

Emiya Shiro stroked his chin and looked at the battery car with a light blue body, brown and dark brown cushions, and fell into deep thought.

This battery car was purchased from Japan through Amazon in his previous life.

Because this is the beloved little motorcycle that Rider Istar uses to travel around the world!

Fortunately, he placed the order relatively quickly at that time. When it was pointed out that in the big order of fate, the car riding Rin was exactly this battery car. It is said that this small motorcycle in this store was sold out in just a few hours.

The Japanese master is too scary.

Later, he rode this small motorcycle to and from school, and even sent off his juniors and seniors, and finally found out one morning that she had been stolen.

He fondled the little motorcycle he once loved with nostalgia, and then slumped on it, and deliberately left a seat behind him, which was so small that it could only seat a girl.

Then Emiya Shiro started the scooter and patted the position behind him: "Come on, Yu, let's catch up."

Poppy shook her head, stepped up too, and grabbed the back of the battery car with both hands.

Seeing Poppies getting into the car, Emiya Shiro smiled brightly and said, "Hahaha, sit still, I'll take you flying!"

Then he drove the small motorcycle out of the alley at lightning speed, hanging tightly behind the black high-end carriage.

"Aren't you a motorcycle? It's not as loud as in the movie!".Because the starting speed was too fast, Poppy, who was riding in the car for the first time, suddenly leaned forward, and her whole body was attached to Emiya Shirou's broad and strong back.

Due to the absence of a bra, the soft big rabbit was greatly deformed, and his hands tightly wrapped around Emiya Shirou's waist at the same time.

"Hahaha, this is a battery car, the kind that is driven by batteries, of course there is no engine sound of a traditional motorcycle, and mine is projected, so there is no need to consider battery life, just go all the way.

I also specially added some powerful acceleration devices to it, which is no worse than those advanced motorcycles. "Because he achieved the effect he wanted, and felt the warmth and softness behind him, Emiya Shirou's voice raised a few pitches.

"It doesn't look as good as a motorcycle at all!", Poppy complained mercilessly: "It feels like a little girl drives it."

"Ah, this, the projection needs to know the structure of the object, including every part of it, etc. I have only disassembled this battery car, and I have never disassembled a motorcycle. I will buy a sports car in the future and disassemble it for projection!

Moreover, if my restaurant is closed in the future, I can also cast (shadow) the battery car to support you! "

Hahahahahaha!You are so funny, how many years can you support me? ", Poppy was really amused by Emiya Shirou's teasing speech.

"How long do you want me to keep you?"

"..." When the question of age was involved, Poppy fell silent. This was a topic she didn't want to face.

"What's wrong?" Emiya Shirou couldn't see Yu Meiren's expression, and couldn't turn around, so he asked blankly.

"No, it's nothing, Shirou, look, the speed of the carriage has slowed down!", Poppy's head gently rubbed against Emiya Shirou's back, changing the subject.