Why is My Second Dimension Weird?

Xu Ming finally held his nose and paid the 2 handling fee.

No way, who let this be the monopoly business of the system...

After paying a fee of 2 points, the system took back the skull crystal ball and gave Xu Ming a bottle of general medicine instead.

Such a medicine can directly promote a soul level 6 shikigami to a soul level 7 without any side effects, but it will take a week or two for the shikigami to digest the energy in the medicine.

Now that both bottles of potions were ready, Xu Ming directly called Arita Haruyuki and Asakami Fujino over, and asked them to take the potions respectively.

The two of them fell into a deep sleep one after another, and Xu Ming directly took them into the night walk of the ghosts.In December of the third year of Jian'an, Guiyou, Xiapi.

The cold wind is like Hu Qi raging down from the north, whistling across the land of the Central Plains.

The cold wind mixed with pure white ice and snow blows over the city of Xiapi, bringing severe cold to this war-torn city...

After several months of fierce fighting, Cao Jun poured water into the city of Xiapi, and finally won a decisive victory. Lu Bu's army was defeated. Lu Bu himself drank wine to relieve his boredom in the Baimen Tower. .

At this time, the city wall of Xiapi was dilapidated, and the wall was full of arrows.The surface of the city wall is pitted, and a small section of the city wall has collapsed, all of which were smashed out by the thunderbolt car.

Bloodstains, oil stains, feces, mutilated corpses... can be seen everywhere on the city walls, looking from a distance like a post-modern street graffiti, cruel and absurd.

The city is full of turbid muddy water and corpses poured into the muddy water.

The soldier in Cao Jun's armor lifted the body out of the muddy water with a numb face, threw it on the donkey cart aside, sprinkled some white lime, and repeated the action just now.

After a while, the donkey cart was piled full of corpses, roughly counting, there were ten or twenty corpses.

At the top was a boy about fourteen or fifteen years old. His eyes were wide open, and his out-of-focus eyes stared blankly at the cloudy sky above his head. Then his face was covered with straw mats by Cao Jun soldiers.

This is the value of human life at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. A dozen people are not as good as a dilapidated straw mat...

In the south of Xiapi City, because the city gate tower is painted white, the local people are used to calling it "White Gate Tower".

At this time, it has been surrounded by a large number of Cao Jun soldiers.

The Cao Jun soldiers guarding here have neat appearances and sharp eyes. They look like elites in all battles.

On a high platform at the gate of the city were standing two middle-aged men of mighty stature.

One person has beards all over his face, his eyes are like hawks, and he exudes a domineering arrogance all over his body.

He is the leader of Cao Jun, and at this time he is competing with Cao Cao, one of the strongest princes in the Central Plains.

The other person has a peaceful face, especially a pair of huge earlobes, and he is quite blessed at first glance.He just stood quietly behind Cao Cao, with his long hands hanging over his knees, his generosity and benevolence formed a sharp contrast with Cao Cao at the side.

He is Liu Bei, who is currently attached to Cao Cao's banner.

"Go! Be honest with me!"

At this moment, a loud voice came, and a group of soldiers pushed a man who was tied tightly with ropes to Cao Cao.

This person looked very embarrassed. Not only was his hair disheveled, but even the armor on his body was forcibly stripped off, and he was tied tightly with a thick hemp rope.

Even so, he still looks heroic.

He is Lu Bu, known as the number one general of the Three Kingdoms.

The name of a man, the shadow of a tree.

Although Lu Bu was tied tightly with ropes, the soldiers and generals beside him were still facing the enemy.

Seeing Cao Cao and Liu Bei on the stage, Lu Bu immediately straightened up and shouted.

"Ming Gong, the rope is too tight, can you loosen it?"

"Tie the tiger, you have to be tighter."

Cao Cao laughed.

"Minggong, I am willing to surrender to you. I will command the cavalry, and Minggong will lead the infantry. Who can stop Minggong from dominating the world?"

Lu Bu begged for mercy again.

Cao Cao has two hobbies in his life, one is a good wife, and the other is a good general. Lu Bu's words moved his heart.

He looked sideways at Liu Bei who was beside him.

"Xuande, what do you think?"

Liu Bei was about to answer when Lu Bu saw this and hurriedly called out:

"Xuande, back then I shot a halberd at the gate to help you, Xuande please save me today!"

Liu Bei was silent for a moment, then cupped his hands to Cao Cao and said:

"Did Minggong remember Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo?

Did Duke Ming want to be Lu Bu's third father? "

These two rhetorical questions made Cao Cao's heart chill, and he suddenly woke up, and his love for talent disappeared.

He waved his hand sharply.

"Drag it on, execute it, and then show it to the public."

Lu Bu suddenly burst into anger and cursed at Liu Bei.

"Liu Bei, you big-eared thief! You treacherous guy! Even if I'm a ghost, I won't let you go!!"

Liu Bei was expressionless and didn't even lift his eyelids.

Soon, the soldiers dragged the cursing Lu Bu down.

In this way, the number one fierce general of the Three Kingdoms was hanged and killed. After his death, his body was decapitated and hung on the city gate for public display.

Three days later, the soldiers reported to Cao Cao:

"Prime Minister, Diao Chan is asking to see you outside the door."

Cao Cao's eyes lit up instantly.

"Please!"

Soon a beautiful young woman in white filial piety and white flowers appeared in front of Cao Cao.

As the saying goes: women should be pretty and filial.Not to mention a superbly beautiful young woman like Diao Chan.

Time has not damaged her delicate and beautiful face, but because of the precipitation of the years, it has added a different mature charm to her.

What a pretty widow.

Such a beautiful young woman, even Cao Cao, who has read all over the wives, is the only one I have seen in my life.

His originally sharp eyes immediately softened a bit.

"I don't know what's the matter with Madam?"

Facing Cao Cao's greedy eyes that seemed to strip her naked and swallow her whole, Diao Chan pretended not to know, and bowed profusely.

"I implore Prime Minister Cao to return the head of my concubine's husband, so that my concubine's husband can rest in peace."

Cao Cao rolled his eyes, and there was a meaningful look in his eyes.

It was a casual move to gain prestige, but I didn't expect that I would earn a pretty widow by accidentally inserting willows and willows into shades.

Very good!

Cao Cao's expression was solemn, and he spoke righteously:

"Feng Xian is a great hero in the world, and also Gu Zi's match in chess, Gu Zi should let him die in peace..."

As he spoke, he suddenly changed the subject.

"It's just leaving my wife waiting for a group of orphans and widows to take care of in Xiapi, which makes Gu feel very uneasy. How about waiting for my wife to take care of Fengxian's funeral and take Fengxian's family to live in Xuchang?

I will support my wife first, and my wife has nothing to worry about. "

Diao Chan's body trembled violently.

Cao Cao said nicely on the scene, when he went to Xuchang, he and Lu Bu's family would not be fish on his chopping board.

At that time, he only needs to hint a little, in order to protect his husband's bereaved family, shouldn't he recommend himself as a pillow mat and obediently become a plaything on his couch?

Diao Chan wanted to refuse, but when she raised her head and met Cao Cao's burning gaze, she couldn't help but feel a chill in her heart.

If I reject him and refute his face, I'm afraid that even my husband's body will not come back today.

Thinking of her husband's head still hanging on the tower and being beaten by the wind and rain, Diao Chan's heart feels like a knife.

He could only agree with shame and indignation.

"Everything depends on the arrangement of the prime minister."

"Madam is indeed a sensible person."

Cao Cao laughed, then called the guards and told him to take Diao Chan to the city gate to fetch Lu Bu's head.

Watching Diao Chan's enchanting back gradually go away, Cao Cao stroked his beard and showed a smile that men can understand.Diao Chan carried Lu Bu's rotten and stinky head away.

The guard at the city gate shook his head, with a hint of pity in his eyes.

This is the troubled times...

When Diao Chan returned to the temporary residence of Lu's family, she found that the door was locked and the courtyard was silent.

An ominous premonition suddenly rose in Diao Chan's heart, and she hurried forward to knock on the door.

After a while, the door opened a small crack, and the butler of the Lu Mansion came out, bowed to her without saying a word, and then looked at her with a strange expression.

"Butler Li, why did you lock the door tightly before your husband was buried? Did something happen in the mansion?"

Diao Chan asked suspiciously.

Butler Li looked at her with pity, and suddenly sighed.

"The eldest lady has ordered the general's body to be carried out of the city for burial."

"What!? Husband's body has not been found yet, why rush to bury it? Without the head, how can husband be buried in peace?"

Diao Chan was shocked.

The butler shook his head.

"The eldest lady has asked a carpenter to carve a head, which will be placed in the general's coffin as a replacement."

"A wooden sculpture? How can this be made!"

"The eldest lady insists on this, and the villain has nothing to do."