Why is My Second Dimension Weird?

"Give me this kind of thing, do you want me to gain weight and become a fat pig?"

The little piggy hiding in the corner immediately stared, feeling offended.

Xu Ming rubbed his head, he didn't think too much about it, it's just that there are the most things in the house, and...

His eyes slid across Erina's plump body curves without any trace.

Although Fat House Happy Water has high sugar content and is easy to absorb, it is easy to make people fat, but he believes that with Erina's physique, fat will mostly accumulate in certain parts.

"Sorry, apart from water, this is the only drink in my house. How about I pour you a glass of water?"

As Xu Ming said, he stretched out his hand to take the can from Erina.

Unexpectedly, Erina directly put the jar aside.

"Well~ Since that's the case, then I'll try it as hard as I can."

"?"

Xu Ming looked at him with some doubts, but found that Erina was looking at the metal jar in his hand, his eyes were full of curiosity.

Xu Ming seemed to understand something suddenly, and asked cautiously:

"Erina, don't tell me...you haven't had Coke before."

Erina blushed, raised her head slightly, and assumed a rather tough and haughty attitude.

"Hmph! Isn't it just a carbonated drink? Also, don't call me by my name, we haven't gotten to that level yet!"

Xu Ming said with a smile on his face:

"It seems that I haven't drunk it~"

"Hmph! I'm up to you! I drink high-grade black tea like Darjeeling every day. How can I touch this common people's drink!"

Erina pursed her lips slightly.

"Since you haven't drank it... I'm curious how you know that drinking too much of this stuff makes you gain weight."

"Of course it was Fei Shazi who told me that after drinking this carbonated drink, she would not only become addicted, but also grow into a 400-jin fat man."

Erina said with a straight face.

Xu Ming opened his mouth, but had nothing to say.

Erina said Feishazi, whose full name is Nido Feishazi, is the descendant of the family of medicated food and cooking, and Erina's personal secretary, who took care of everything for Erina, such as handling official affairs for Erina, recuperating the body with medicated diet, and even daily life.

To put it simply, it is an advanced combined version of administrative secretary and life secretary.

With how much this young lady nicknamed 'Secretary' attaches great importance to Erina, she even cares about what color Erina wears every day and what length of stockings she wears. Of course, it is impossible for her master to come into contact with junk food like Coke.

Although it can't be said that Fei Shazi was wrong, it's just that her exaggerated statement made Xu Ming feel...a sense of parental intentional frightening of the child in order to prevent the child from doing something.

Hmm~ In a sense, this young lady secretary is indeed doing the same job as an old lady. "Can you open this kind of can?"

Xu Ming couldn't help laughing seeing Erina who said he wanted to try it, but kept swinging the can, looking helpless.

The secretary, Ms. Zi, did all the things that a maid should do, which caused this eldest lady to lack common sense in life, and she was helpless with a soda can.

"I, of course I will!"

Erina blushed, with a hint of anger on her face.

However, the can was not complicated at first, and with Erina's intelligence, she quickly discovered the tab on the top.

click!

With a soft sound, the can opened in response, followed by Chi Chi!Continuous deflation sound.

Maybe this can was shaken vigorously, and a lot of foam came out of the mouth immediately, and the Coke overflowed all of a sudden.

"Wow!"

Erina was immediately frightened by this change, and subconsciously wanted to throw the jar away, but she was at a loss for what to do.

As soon as she hesitated, the foam overflowed directly from the edge of the top, a lot of Coke flowed into her hands, and some even sprayed onto her body.

"Hurry up and drink!"

Xu Ming reminded.

Erina quickly moved her mouth to the edge of the can, sucking the coke that came out.

Seeing her embarrassed appearance, Xu Ming couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly.

Erina, who had recovered, immediately gave Xu Ming a hard look.

"How is it, is it good to drink?"

Xu Ming asked curiously.

Erina held the cans in both hands, her face was slightly flushed, but her mouth was not subdued at all.

"Well~ as a drink for the common people, it's not bad."

Knowing her inherent attributes, Xu Ming didn't bother with her, instead he kindly suggested:

“It tastes better if it’s chilled~”

Erina looked at him suspiciously.

"Really?"

"Try it and you'll know. By the way, can't you control the temperature, just cool down the jar directly?"

Erina looked at the can in her hand with some hesitation, and her "God's Tongue" told her very clearly that the taste would indeed become better after being chilled.

Erina, unable to withstand the temptation, began to try to mobilize her abilities.

Soon, a thin layer of hoarfrost began to condense on the surface of the can.

To Xu Ming's surprise, Erina had just finished using her ability, and her hair was blown!It suddenly turned silvery white, and the pupils turned ice blue again.

She took a sip of the chilled Coke, with a happy smile on her face.

"Dad, it really tastes better when it's chilled!"

Xu Ming's jaw almost dropped in shock.

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly changed back again! ?

After some testing with Erina, Xu Ming found that when Erina used the ability to lower the temperature, she would turn into that silver-haired, ignorant girl who likes to call her father, but is just like a newborn.

And when she uses the ability to raise the temperature, her hair will turn back to golden, and her whole body will turn back into the 'God's Tongue' Nakiri Erina.

One body, two souls, this is really...

Ding Dong!

Xu Ming was having a headache when he suddenly heard the doorbell ringing.

Xu Ming hurriedly made Little Piggy and Erina hide their bodies, and then opened the door.

A figure completely unexpected appeared outside the gate of his house.

It turned out to be green mountains and seven seas!

At this moment, she is wearing a simple home clothes, carrying a beautifully packaged paper bag, the palm of the hand holding the handle of the bag is sometimes clenched and sometimes relaxed, and her feet keep tapping the floor, making a knock!His voice seemed a little uneasy, his eyes were erratic, and he just stood outside Xu Ming's house.

Hearing the door opened, Qingshan Qihai didn't even look at Xu Ming's face, just bent down and bowed in salute.

"Hello! I moved to Qingshan Qihai opposite yesterday. We will be neighbors from now on. Please give me your advice!

This is a small gesture, please accept it! "

As Qingshan Nanami said, she raised the paper bag in her hands with both hands.

"You're welcome, we met before, Miss Nanami."

Xu Ming said while holding back a smile.

"Hey~ hey!!"

Hearing the familiar voice, Qingshan Qihai quickly raised his head, and immediately saw Xu Ming looking at her with a smile on his face.

"Student Xu Ming!?"

Qingshan Qihai's little face immediately flushed red.

At this time, Xu Ming couldn't help but frown. He found that Qingshan Qihai was in a very bad state at the moment.

There is deep fatigue in the eyes, there are obvious dark circles around the eyes, the hair is dull, the expression is dull, and the lips are dry and cracked, as if they have not slept for several nights.

"Miss Nanami, are you alright?"

Qingshan Qihai's eyes were in a trance.

"No, nothing, I'm fine..."

Qing Shan Qi Hai waved her hands repeatedly as if she didn't want to trouble him.

Xu Ming could tell at a glance that she was trying to be brave, so he activated the 'spiritual vision', and sure enough, he found a problem with her.

In Xu Ming's line of sight, a trace of black mist surrounded her body, and she seemed to be full of resentment.

Kato Megumi once told him that after being in contact with 'weird' people, his body seems to be infected with some dark aura that is difficult to dissipate, and it is easier to attract the attention of 'weird' than normal people.

Xu Ming looked at the green mountains and seven seas with a serious face.

"Have you encountered any 'dirty things'?"

Forced by Xu Ming's momentum, Qingshan Qihai nodded hesitantly.

"Um……"

"Tell me the details immediately!"

……

"Knowing that there may be problems with this house, you still bought it?"

After listening to Qingshan Qihai's narration, Xu Ming looked her up and down strangely, as if looking at a Tie Hanhan.

"I, I thought I couldn't be so unlucky, every time I encounter..."

Aoyama Nanami pointed her finger in embarrassment.

And I bought it for only 60% of the market price! 60%! ! "