My Wife Can't Be a Liar

Cavalier evaporating rationality: [Hey hey...]

Disciplinary committee member: [What are you laughing at, isn't this kind of ASMR not your business? 】

Cavalier who lost his rationality: [Oh, yes, I count too.....No!Dear Mei Li, we are considered fake mothers, and we are two kinds of creatures from men! 】

"The hypocrite shut up, come and help her out!"

Mei Li directly turned on the poisonous tongue mode.

Flame Elf: 【We like this kind of poisonous character and Mei Liqin's figure very much. Are you interested in working in Ratatosk? 】

"I always have the illusion that you can only find superiority in me."

Meili said with a smile while holding a lollipop.

In another world, a girl has already bitten off a lollipop.

Of course, Meili didn't know about this, or she didn't care if she knew about it.

Putting Bai Nen's little hand on the mouse, she opened those private messages to her one by one.

"Come on, it's time for Teacher Magical Girl☆Wife Meili's psychology lecture, please listen carefully."

Dead house doctor: [Okay! 】

This guy has slowed down.

Bilibili: [Looking forward to...]

Roman Emperor: [Yu has already prepared a banquet to enjoy your performance. 】

Her Royal Highness, the number one princess in the world: [The scallions are ready! 】

The singer who faked the unspoken rules of drug use: [Aling, when you see the barrage, quickly bring me a bun! 】

Hei Chao's face in Chinese characters: [Brother, do you want an offer? 】

......

Meili ignored the barrage, but clicked on one letter after another with great interest.

"First of all, the audience whose ID is [Blinking Light], you said you have someone you really love, but unfortunately she is a woman, what do you think about homosexuality, Mei Li?"

"How do I see it? Of course I sat on a chair and watched it?"

Mei Li first smiled to adjust the atmosphere, then snapped her fingers lightly, and a bottle of indescribable liquid appeared in her hand.

"Lily is definitely the most beautiful thing in the world. Two stunning young girls embrace and kiss each other, and then comfort each other, playing the most beautiful love song in the world. It is really a treasure in the world what!"

Saying this, she also took the potion in her hand to the camera, and continued to smile and said: "As for the next generation, come on, I have a special potion here, and you can give birth to offspring even if it is a lily. Even , you can give birth to her, and she can give birth to you!"

Pointing to the potion, Mei Li continued to say in a salesman's tone: "This potion is pure natural and has no side effects. It is definitely a high-magic and environmentally friendly product. King Arthur said it was good after using it!"

Blinking Light: […]

"Buy now, you don't need [-] or [-], you only need [-], and you can take home healthy offspring!"

Mellie has turned into a salesman.

Blinking Light: [Then bring me a few bottles! 】

"Understood, I'll send it to you in a while!"

Mellie said with a smile.

Roman Emperor: [Okay, Mei Li, your sales promotion time should be almost here!Continue to the next letter! 】

While speaking, a banner appeared above the live broadcast room.

[User: The Emperor of Rome rewarded a thousand Roman Orres]

"Okay, then let's start reading the next letter!"

Seeing what the benefactor said, Mei Li smiled and nodded in agreement.

PS: You should be able to guess the IDs of these users!

ps2: Our online fraud business is to be developed in all acg planes

Chapter 4 Tohsaka Sakura's Request

"The second letter, come, let's take a look! This letter from the audience named [Raliya City Lord] said that he is very powerful, but he has acquired a fear of sailing ships. What should I do? manage?"

Mellie continued to read the letter.

"Are you afraid of boats? It's very simple, then just keep hitting the boat with your head."

"As long as you don't crash to death, you can successfully get rid of the fear of boats."

"If you die, you don't have to be afraid anymore."

Mei Li replied venomously.

Dead house doctor: 【Ah, this familiar smell, if it weren't for Magic☆Mei Li is already married, I would definitely pursue it. 】

"Well, you can wash up and go to sleep. Even if I'm not married, I won't like you. I hate orange-haired, doctor-professional guys. You, just take some by yourself The notebooks bought from everywhere generate electricity by themselves!"

Mellie continued with a lollipop in her mouth.