The Metamorphosis System Makes Me the Protagonist

As for Ren Caiyan, she wrapped her arms around Chen An's neck, and hung her whole body on his body.

"I can't do it anymore. I've grown up and haven't walked such a long way. I'm going to die of exhaustion!"

As he spoke, he gasped heavily.

At this time, her face was almost touching Chen An's neck, and every time she exhaled, it would blow on Chen An's ears.

The close breath, as well as the itchy and numb feeling in his ears, didn't excite Chen An, but he couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitching.

He felt that this guy was deliberately taking advantage of him.

What's more, it's so uncomfortable for her arm to be squeezed by her chest!

Watching this scene, Li Ziwei looked down at the second child, Wang Leshan looked envious, and Xiao Dan blinked in confusion.

He hasn't reached that age yet, and he has lived here since he was a child, and he doesn't have a TV, computer or something, so naturally he doesn't know much about these things.

"Grandma, take advantage of my husband?!"

"Ma Dan, let go of my husband!"

"Yeah, let go of Chen An, and come to me for anything!"

"I, me, let me come, I like small ones!"

"A horse rider, can you talk? How is my wife so young? It's not obvious that she is too big!"

"Upstairs, if you dare to rob me of your wife, don't say anything, come and do it for a while!"

"Well, which one is it? Is that one?"

"It must be that, it must be that, and there is nothing else!"

"You guys are too filthy! Also, there is no future for people of the same sex!"

"I'm so stunned, you're so awesome upstairs, you understand?!"

"Baabaa!"

The flock scattered and went to graze.

Xiao Dan also looked away, picked up the sickle, squatted down and started mowing the grass.

"Okay, I'm going to mow the grass!"

Chen An patted Ren Caiyan on the shoulder and said, "Come down."

"But, I'm still very tired!"

Ren Caiyan said coquettishly, "Let's rest for a while and then go mowing the grass!"

"Sister, it's more tiring than mowing the grass now, okay?"

Chen An said speechlessly: "Can you let me go, you are so heavy!"

Immediately, Ren Caiyan's face turned green!

Chapter 140 IX

"666, Big Boss An is going to make trouble!"

"Originally, there are green mountains and green waters, handsome men and beautiful women cuddling together, this scene is a little warm, but Brother An was caught off guard and fed me a mouthful of shit, it was so poisonous!"

"You have misunderstood, Brother An is just showing you the wrong way to flirt with girls. He does not hesitate to smear himself, just to let the majority of single dog compatriots treat the female friends around them with a correct attitude, so that they can quickly find the other half ...Pfft, I'm sorry, I can't make it up anymore!"

"Big brother Ann has fully demonstrated to the audience what is the demeanor of a straight man of steel!"

"Chen An: I rely on my ability alone, what qualifications do you have to accuse me!"

"Like single straight men?"

"You guys are a little crazy, how many nicknames have you given me, Brother An? Well, although they are very appropriate!"

"The ones upstairs are black fans, right?"

"Please tell me, what do girls feel when they meet a handsome straight guy? After all, I'm only handsome, so I don't know much about it!"

"Upstairs, look at the shape of my mouth, vomit~!"

"Huo, the food upstairs is pretty good. Dumplings stuffed with leeks and pork! Well, it's just a bit salty. Next time, put less salt!"

"Ouch! I'll fuck you! Can you stop being so disgusting!"

"I feel sorry for Yanyan for a second!"

"Ren Caiyan: He's so stubborn, he can't move at all, and I'm also desperate!"

"Hmph, smash the watch, let's see if you dare to flirt with my husband in the future!"

"I've said it all, let you give up, my boyfriend only loves me, please reply this time!"

"Sure enough, my husband has never let me down, and he hasn't changed his mind in the face of this kind of temptation. He still likes men wholeheartedly!"

"Ma Dan, I found that there is a bit too much glass in this studio!"

"People are so scared!"

"Can you stop being so cheap, you are so fat and strong, you are afraid of a fart!"

on level ground.

Ren Caiyan is going crazy!

The three things women can't bear the most!

My boyfriend cheated on me, saying that I was fat and that the designer bag on my body was fake.

Dare to commit any of these, either breaking up or kicking the crotch, and the last time you have to scratch the other party's face.

Ren Caiyan resisted the uncontrollable impulse of her hands and feet, gritted her teeth and let out a series of horrifying sneers.

"Hehehe, little brother, you made a mistake, she is not heavy at all, a good girl is only a hundred pounds, and she only weighs ninety catties!"

"Actually, your idea is wrong. Ninety catties is not light."

Chen An sized her up from head to foot: "After all, you are so short, you shouldn't even be 1.6 meters tall?!"

"Pfft!"

Ren Caiyan instantly felt a stab in the heart, her face turned pale, and she even let go of her hands holding Chen An's neck.

Chen An continued: "Besides, the flesh on your body has not grown to the place where it should grow. If you continue to grow in the future, it will definitely exceed a hundred catties. Well, it should be about 110 catties."

"Pfft!"

Two knives!

Ren Caiyan is on the verge of falling!

"It's so heavy that it's okay to say, the most important thing is that when you lay on top of me, the ribs in your chest pressed against my arm, which hurt a little, and it was very uncomfortable."

"Pfft!"

Three knives!

Ren Caiyan sat slumped on the ground, her face was pale, she looked like she was being played badly, and she smiled a little self-deprecatingly: "Sure enough, I shouldn't have hope. What's the difference between a man and a big pig's hoof?!"

Chapter 150 Just Spit

"I feel sorry for Miss Sister for a second, and then... Hahahaha, I'm sorry, although it's very immoral, I still can't help laughing!"

"Your sister, your arm is hurting from your chest, it's so fucking visual!"

"It's nonsense, my fiancée is just too big to be obvious!"

"Daughter-in-law, don't be sad, you still have me, husband loves you!"

"Can you show some face? Who are you calling my daughter-in-law? If you dare to call my girlfriend indiscriminately, I'll see you at the crematorium!"

"Please be human and stop slandering my child!"

"Upstairs, you are the most inhuman person!"

"Brother Chen An, how can you say such things to a girl? This is wrong. They will punish you, and they will sit on your face at night!"

"Sister, please sit down, look at my tongue, it's very flexible, I'll satisfy you!"

"Are you so sure this is a punishment, not a reward?"

"It's needless to say, it must be a punishment. The one who can say two words is a boy with a beard!"

"It's the truth upstairs!"

"Hmph, Miss Sister is right, you men are all big pigs!"

"Again, isn't it? You women are all big piyans!"

"Bah, shameless!"

"Come on, spit on time, ah~~~~!"

on level ground.

Chen An glanced at Ren Caiyan, her lips twitched twice.

He is not a fool either, of course he can see what the other party means.

And strictly speaking, he is not the straight steel straight man.

So there is no situation where I can't be moved at all, I just don't want to be teased.

He really wanted to say, sister, it's really impossible for us, I like someone with a bigger breast than myself.

But seeing the other party's life completely lost color at the moment, he couldn't bear to speak.

In the end, I just shook my head and ran off to mow the grass.

Li Ziwei and Wang Leshan saw that Chen An had started working, so they didn't dare to be lazy.

He hurriedly got up from the ground and started waving his sickle.

I have to say that I was already very tired after walking the mountain road for nearly an hour.

But mowing the grass is much more tiring than walking, and you have to squat or bend over the whole process.