The Metamorphosis System Makes Me the Protagonist

"What do you mean? I don't understand it!"

"Are you new here upstairs? Can't understand this?"

"The one who bent forward used too much force, and was torn open! The one who bent backward also used too much force, and was pinched and swollen. Let me say that, do you understand?"

"...I would rather not understand, your thoughts are so frightening!"

"Hey, don't say that! Because you will become the same thinking circuit as us in a short time!"

"Then according to you, one of these two people was bullied, and the other was raped, so why is the big guy all right?"

"Silly boy, isn't there another place?"

"... Has anyone taken care of it? If this continues, can this live broadcast room still be watched?!"

"Cough cough cough, don't talk nonsense! It's time to 404 directly!"

Chapter 440 What's the Eighth Situation

"You, what's the situation?!"

Chen An walked at the back of the three of them, looked at Wang Leshan's walking posture in front of him, and was slightly stunned. He asked in surprise, "You got tricked too?"

Perhaps because of Luo Wei's sudden appearance, Ren Caiyan felt an extreme sense of crisis!

So now she is not only pestering Chen An when get out of class is over, she even doesn't let him go when the fuck is in class!

For the whole afternoon, like conjoined twins, she hugged Chen An's arm tightly, even if the teacher on the podium stared at her, her eyes almost popped out, she didn't let go for a moment!

In such a hot weather, even sitting there without moving, it would be too hot, let alone two people sticking together all the time!

After a few hours, Chen An felt that his arms were soaked in sweat and a little swollen!

It's not that he didn't think about pushing Ren Caiyan away!

But today's Ren Caiyan is extremely persistent!

Usually Ren Caiyan, although she will occasionally take the initiative to post and do some intimate actions!

But as long as Chen An said a few words, she would run away in shame and indignation!

But today's Ren Caiyan, let alone talking, even if she directly strikes, she still looks like she will not give up until she achieves her goal!

Every time Chen An pulled out her arm, she hugged her again with quick eyesight and quick hands!

There were even several times when Chen An's elbow was hit by Ren Caiyan's chest because of too much force!

Encountering such a situation, Chen An is also very helpless!

In the end, there is really no other way, and we can only let it go!

More than 100 catties of meat and bones are left here, and you can toss as much as you like!

"I got the trick, I got the trick, but I'm not the same as that idiot Li Ziwei!"

Wang Leshan walked with difficulty, and at the same time said with some depression: "When I was eating barbecue in the county town last night, I put too much chili, and I also made three or four taels of white wine, which made me suffer from hemorrhoids." !"

Chen An shook his head speechlessly.

Did these two goods go to the county town to enjoy, or to invite disaster? !

It feels like the two of them are taking one step at a time, and it's no different from the ordeals they encountered in learning from the scriptures!

……

the other side.

At the door of the women's room next to the men's room, Ren Caiyan and Luo Wei were waiting there quietly.

Although they all claimed that they were going to the toilet, none of them even entered the toilet door!

The two stood there leaning on the railing, turning their heads from time to time to glance at the door of the men's toilet next to them.

And when they retract their gazes and happen to find the other party's gaze, they will stare fiercely at each other for a moment!

Seeing Chen An and the others walking out, the two of them walked forward at the same time as if they had made an agreement.

"Chen An, what happened to them?"

Seeing the way Li Ziwei and Wang Leshan were walking, the two women were also slightly surprised. They moved to Chen An's side and asked softly, "Why are you walking like this?"

"..."

The corner of Chen An's mouth twitched slightly, and he said speechlessly: "I don't know, it may be that when going to the toilet, I used too much force, and the opening was not that big, but too much came out all at once, and the pipe burst and leaked." !"

"Hey~~!"

Luo Wei glanced at the two people in front of her in disgust, and then lightly slapped Chen An on the shoulder. The huge range of movement caused a tremor in her chest.

"Damn it, why are you talking so dirty!"

Bah, you shameless little bastard, how dare you flirt in front of me!

Ren Caiyan next to her gave Luo Wei a hard look, and then hurriedly hugged Chen An's arm!

Chapter 440 Nine

After walking out of the teaching building, Chen An was pulled helplessly by Luo Wei and Ren Caiyan to the cafeteria.

Li Ziwei and Wang Leshan went to the studio of the program team together.

Li Ziwei, needless to say!

For men, as long as there is a problem with the lower three roads, even if they have acne, it is a big problem!

As for Wang Leshan?

When he went to the bathroom just now, when he took off his pants, he found that his underwear was stained with blood!

Good guy, just this amount of bleeding, and a few more times, the total is no worse than a woman giving birth!

Leaving aside whether it will be anemia, how many pairs of pants can be replaced? !

If the amount is slightly larger, there will be a side leak, and others will mistakenly think that he suddenly has the function of a big aunt.

Is this still alive? !

Being scolded or made fun of by people in the program group, compared with this, which one is more embarrassing?

Anyone who is not too stupid knows how to choose!

……

At this time, in the work room of the program group.

Wang Eryi and the rest of the staff are eating instant noodles!

It is different from some other variety show programs, because most of the filming locations of "Metamorphosis" are in some relatively remote mountainous areas. Even if they want to buy box lunches, there is no place to sell them!

Therefore, most of the three meals a day are solved by instant noodles!

Emmmmm. . . . . .

It should be said that the three meals are settled by instant noodles!

It's not clear how to deal with the problems of the day!

"Fuck!"

Wang Eryi sucked a mouthful of instant noodles into his mouth, then picked up the napkin next to him and wiped his mouth, looked at Li Ziwei and Wang Leshan who walked in, frowned slightly and asked: "You don't go to eat, what are you doing here? Don't you want to do some messy things again?"

It's not to blame for Wang Eryi's bad attitude, in fact, he already has a good temper.

This is going to be replaced by another person who is not very strong. I guess he was sent to the intensive care unit because of the ups and downs in the filming of this episode of the program!

"..."

Li Ziwei looked at the large group of people in the room, and said with some embarrassment: "Director Wang, we have some small things that we want to talk to you about!"

"As long as you don't want to make trouble, anything else is fine!"

Wang Eryi said angrily: "Just say what you want to say!"

"Uh……"

Li Ziwei turned his head and glanced inside the room again, and said in a low voice with some confusion: "Is it okay to change to a place where no one is around?"

"..."

Wang Eryi raised his eyebrows, and then said to the two photographers: "You guys rest for a few minutes, go to eat, and shoot again later!"

Li Ziwei and Wang Leshan had no nonsense with the photographer, and immediately turned and walked out.

"Now you can talk!"

Wang Eryi looked at the two city protagonists who gave him some headaches, and said, "The rest are our own members of the program group. No matter what happens, don't hide it from them!"

"This, all right!"

Seeing Wang Eryi's attitude, Li Ziwei simply gave up struggling, closed his eyes, and said with a clear face: "Director Wang, there seems to be something wrong with my Boy He!" Luo Wei glanced at him in disgust. The two people in front glanced at each other, and then lightly slapped Chen An on the shoulder. The huge range of motion caused tremors in his chest.

"Damn it, why are you talking so dirty!"

Bah, you shameless little bastard, how dare you flirt in front of me!

Ren Caiyan next to her gave Luo Wei a hard look, and then hurriedly hugged Chen An's arm!

Chapter 450 Experienced Xiao Du!

"What the hell?"

Wang Eryi looked at him in bewilderment: "He, what are you with?!"

"Fuck! It's his second child, little brother!"

Wang Leshan next to him couldn't stand it any longer, and directly took over the conversation and said, "The common name is XXX, so you can understand me?!"

"Cough cough..."

If you want to chat like this, it will be embarrassing!

Wang Eryi didn't know if he was choked, or he was trying to cover up his embarrassment, he coughed several times before he stopped, looked at the two of them speechlessly, then turned his head and said to everyone in the workshop : "Everyone who has finished eating should go out! Well... go out if you haven't finished eating, and eat in another place! We need to talk about something here, ahem, it's a relatively important matter! By the way, Xiao Liu and Xiao Du, You two stay!"