The Metamorphosis System Makes Me the Protagonist

"Dad, teach me!"

"...Brother, what about it?!"

"Hey, good son! It's quite difficult to pick up Luo Wei! Other methods are probably too difficult, I can only teach you my ultimate cheats for picking up girls!"

"Speak quickly! Give us all some insight!"

"Go and step on it first, and see where she often appears! Then find a road where you can drive, and stop by to guard her every day! As long as she appears..."

"Then just pretend to show off?! How can you be older with this trick?!"

"No, no, no! She is someone who has been on TV, can she do this? You wait for her to appear, step on the gas pedal, go up and knock her into a cripple, and then tell her that you will support her for the rest of her life In this way, even if she doesn't want to, she can only follow you!"

"...**?! Can you still play like this?!"

"That's for sure! This is a summary of my years of experience in picking up girls! But there is a downside, the success rate of this method is only 50.00%!"

"Then why did it fail?"

"What's the point? Go to jail!"

"!!!"

"I can't find any other words to describe you, Xiongtai, except for the word awesome!"

"Sure enough, talents have emerged from barrage since ancient times, and the ancients will not deceive me!"

Chapter 440 Wang Eryi: I'm busy!

"Crench!"

Ren Caiyan stared at Luo Wei's intentionally protruding chest, her teeth were about to gnaw into pieces!

She is unwilling in every way, but there is nothing she can do!

He could only whisper angrily: "Don't dream, little brother Chen An must be mine, we already have feelings for each other!"

"Have feelings?"

Luo Wei glanced down, and said lightly: "Brothers are friendly?!"

"you!"

Ren Caiyan breathed a sigh of relief, feeling her chest was flattened by anger!

"I know that your family has money, but so what?! My character, which I hate, will never compete with others!"

Luo Wei looked at the camera, then puffed out her chest, leaned forward, and said in a low voice, "But, I like it, and it's impossible for others to snatch it from me!"

After saying this, she didn't give Ren Caiyan a chance to speak at all, turned around and walked out of the classroom, waiting for the head teacher, Teacher Zhou, in the corridor.

"..."

Ren Caiyan stared at Luo Wei's proud back with resentment, gritted her teeth and cursed in a low voice: "Country girl, my little watch is smashing! Brother Chen An won't like you like this!"

While her words were self-comforting, they were also encouraging herself!

After finishing speaking, he also returned to his seat, and began to wait quietly and full of thoughts!

……

On the other side, Chen An, Li Ziwei, and Wang Eryi and the others from the program team finally drove back to the No. [-] Middle School of Xinmin Township after signing the confession several times.

"Li Ziwei! I hope you understand that this is the first time, but it will also be the last time!"

When getting out of the car, Wang Eryi looked at Li Ziwei and said very seriously: "Next time, people from our program team will definitely not be busy wiping your butt for you again!"

Hearing this, Chen An on the side curled his lips in disdain!

What do you mean you won't wipe your butt anymore? !

It's as if, this time, you have worked hard and worked hard!

Come, come, tell me, besides editing a video and calling the police, what else are you doing? !

Give you a look, you experience it yourself!

And Li Ziwei scratched his head, lowered his head, and whispered with some embarrassment: "I know Director Wang, there will definitely be no next time!"

In fact, there is no need for Wang Eryi to say, with the lesson learned this time, even if you drive him away and let him go to the county to play again, he will probably be able to find a dog chain and tie himself to the bed. step!

It's nothing to be beaten so badly, have you ever suffered it!

Not to mention, when Chen An hit him, although he didn't see any blood, it hurt much more than this!

But the point is shame!

Pu Cang Pucheng made this comparison, he feels that when he speaks now, he doesn't dare to speak loudly anymore!

But what he didn't expect to kill him was that the current situation was nothing, because the more embarrassing thing was yet to come!

Everyone didn't close their eyes last night, so even though they had come back, Wang Eryi didn't rush to start the live broadcast!

Instead, let Chen An and the others go to the dormitory to rest for a while, and then start the normal live broadcast after waking up.

Four p.m.

After sleeping for nearly five hours, Chen An rolled over and sat up from the bed.

It's not that he's not sleepy anymore, but he can't sleep anymore!

Because if one sleeps enough at this time, the biological clock is reversed, and there is no need to sleep again at night!

The two nemesis of muscle, staying up late and alcohol!

Although Chen An is usually quite sleepy, but in this kind of matter, he will not be sloppy.

Chapter 440 I'm too busy, I have nothing to say

Get dressed and get up, wash up.

Because the temperature was too high today, Chen An didn't put on his shirt anymore, but only wore a pair of sports shorts, then picked up the dumbbells and left the dormitory, and started exercising while running on the playground.

And in the temporary workshop of the No. [-] Middle School of Xinmin Township.

Let Chen An and the others go to rest, while Wang Eryi, who was still smoking a cigarette and staring at the live broadcast screen with red eyes, immediately arranged for Chen An to chase away with the photographer after learning that Chen An got up and started exercising In the past, the live broadcast was started at the same time!

Netizens have been talking about it all day, frantically swiping the screen under the official Weibo of "Deformation Meter", asking when Chen An will start the live broadcast.

But after waiting for this moment, Chen An's live broadcast room opened, and the netizens looked at the screen of Chen An's bare upper body, sweat running over his angular muscles on the screens of computers and mobile phones, but they all fell silent!

"Um……"

"Forehead……"

"Well……"

"This one……"

"What the hell are you talking about?!"

"What? Do you have that time?!"

"No time!"

"Both hands are too busy, so there are extra hands to type?!"

"Actually, I wanted to speak from the very beginning, but typing with the tip of my tongue was too slow, so I didn't send it until now!"

"Wocao?! What are you talking about, I don't understand at all!"

"Pretend! Keep pretending! You might as well change your name to Pretend Bicras!"

"The body trembled slightly, and after a few seconds, the whole picture became dull!"

"You guys are really enough! I brought my underage sister to watch the live broadcast together, can you spread some positive energy?!"

"How about it! Let me tell you, this live broadcast room has already been taken over! You still don't believe it! What else do you want to say now!"

"First of all, I would like to apologize to you for doubting you! I am deeply sorry!"

"Moreover, I just want to say one thing! I finally found the organization! Thanks to the netizens, thanks to "Transformer", and thanks to my parents!"

"Don't! Just thank the first two and forget it! The last parents, forget it! They probably already regret having you. If you want to provoke them like this again, I'm afraid they will be pissed off by your words! "

"I can't watch this live broadcast room! I strongly demand that a management come to clear these crooked people!"

"That's right! If this goes on, I feel like my orientation is changing! Now that I look at my girlfriend's brother, I feel very pretty!"

"Upstairs, stop dreaming, okay? You don't have a girlfriend at all!"

"If you have the ability, find a place and post a picture of your girlfriend!"

"Yes! And you can't post ordinary photos, maybe you just found it on the Internet! Directly post fruit photos, this can't be fake!"

"...Are you fucking devils?!"

In the live broadcast room, an army of bends appeared every day!

The remaining ones are not bent, and they are all a group of guys who are developing towards the bend!

In fact, sometimes Wang Eryi is a little puzzled!

Why is it that Chen An, a top-notch man who wants to have a good figure, a family background, and good looks, attracts fewer and fewer women, but more and more curvy ones? !

At the beginning, there were still many harem troops who claimed to be Chen An's girlfriend, or fiancee, or wife!

And now, these women are directly overwhelmed by the crowd!

Especially in the past few days, maybe I felt that my side was too disadvantaged in terms of numbers, so I directly shifted the position and posted it under the official Weibo!

In the live broadcast room, even the shadow of a person is no longer visible!

Wang Eryi was a little confused!

Is it because the world has changed? I don’t know it anymore? !

Or do I not understand the taste of young people nowadays? !

Could it be that the curved one has also become a popular trend?

emmmmm. . . . .

Or next time, also engage in a curved CP?