The Metamorphosis System Makes Me the Protagonist

Hearing this, the man who was repairing the tire burst out laughing, his face was red from laughing, his shoulders trembled, and he couldn't even turn the screw.

But Xiao Du kept a dark face and didn't speak, and directly bypassed Wang Eryi and got into another car.

Before he got out of the gas station, got in the car, and touched the toilet paper in his pocket, he realized what he had forgotten.

Cao Te, I ran too fast and forgot to wipe my butt!

But it was too late to think about it at that time, and there was no need to wipe it, it was all rubbed inside the crotch.

To be honest, if he hadn't married a wife yet, he would have jumped off the mountain to carry on the family line.

……

on the van.

Wang Leshan sat in the driver's seat, stepping on the gas pedal, the car drove very fast, and left the county in a short while.

Of course, fast here is just an adjective.

In fact, the speed is only a little faster than that of an electric car with full throttle.

And this is already the limit of the car.

Not to mention that Wang Leshan wasn't pedaling so fast, even if the accelerator was really pushed up, the car would probably fall apart.

At this time, while Wang Leshan was driving, he chatted enthusiastically with Li Ziwei, the co-pilot.

The content of the chat was mainly that the two novices were bragging about how fierce and heroic they were just now.

"Let me tell you, this is out of town. If it was at my house, like the one just now, I would have sent him to the hospital a long time ago."

"You can pull it down, you're a jerk, you can't even fight, don't brag in front of me from now on, saying that you hit someone at home, if I didn't choke him from behind, you It can cut people to death. But that little brat is not feeling well, I cut the back of his head just now, and I guess it was at least a concussion."

"Pu your mother, what are you talking about, I can't beat him? I just think it's unfair for two people to fight one, so I didn't use all my strength. You can beat him till you cry and call him father and mother!"

"Just like that bitch of yours, you still want to fight against others? He has a big mouth, and I think you can fly two miles away!"

"Pujie boy, you are so courageous enough to look down on me, you only smoke when you have the ability to return home?!"

"Are you kidding me? Can you tell me something I understand?!"

"I mean, how dare you underestimate me, go back and fight one-on-one? I can beat your shit out! Shit, shit!"

"I still don't understand, translate, translate!"

"I'll beat your shit out and let you eat it yourself, hit the street!"

"How dare I kill you!"

Chapter 220: Your Father Monkey Sai Lei

"What's this? Is it the bragging of a rookie?!"

"These two funny comparisons, at the very beginning of the show, they kept talking about cleaning up this and that. Unfortunately, we thought that although they were not as good as Chen An, they should be good at fighting, but we didn't expect to see them today. An eye-opener, the dishy Nima picks her feet!"

"Although I haven't fought since I grew up, I feel that I should be stronger than them! At least it's okay to knock one down."

"Okay, don't show off your superiority. The two of them are relying on money, and they are not technical players. It's normal to fight."

"That is, as long as there are enough money, thousands of troops will come to support immediately, and it is so low to fight by yourself?!"

"If you don't have money to spend, and you're not a skilled player, how can you break if you don't know how to fight?!"

"You can practice kneeling and licking more. Let me tell you, this is a technical job. It's easy to get started, but difficult to master!"

"Upstairs 666~!"

"Hold your fists, old man!"

"But having said that, Big Brother Ann is still as awesome as ever!"

"That's, it's still the old routine all the time. I said, listen, dare to talk stubbornly, and I will overthrow you in minutes!"

"Actually, to be honest, although I don't know how to say that fighting is not good, I still feel that the last blow was a bit too harsh. Although I can't see clearly, the stabbing should not be light, and there is so much blood splashed!"

"Upstairs, don't talk to Ji Ba blindly if you are old and dizzy!"

"Which eye of yours saw that it was the big brother An poking it?!"

"That's right, the knife was pulled out by that idiot, and he stabbed it himself. Brother An is just defending himself!"

"If you dare to insult my husband again, I will scratch you to death!"

Inside the van.

The three girls looked at Chen An with wide eyes blinking, then took out the tissues and wet wipes on their bodies and handed them to him.

Chen An took it over, and while wiping the blood on his face, he asked a little puzzled, "Why are you looking at me like that!"

"It's nothing, I just think you're handsome!"

The short-haired girl said with a smile.

"No, it should be more handsome!"

The long-haired girl corrected.

"I didn't expect you to look so gentle, but to fight so fiercely!"

The long-legged girl was the liveliest. She leaned forward and put her face close to her. She asked excited questions one after another: "You must have practiced martial arts, right? What kind of martial arts? Karate? Can I learn? You Can you teach me?"

"By the way, aren't you afraid?"

Chen An was a little curious: "Aren't ordinary girls immediately scared away when they see blood?"

"You also said that it's ordinary girls who are scared."

The long-haired girl asked nonchalantly: "We are not ordinary girls, we are Miao girls!"

"It should be because of the atmosphere."

The long-legged girl tapped her thin lips with delicate fingers, and explained: "There are very few people here who quarrel. If there are conflicts, they usually start directly. We grew up here, The more you see, the less afraid you will be."

"That's right, my dad has a very violent temper and often fights with others. No matter how my mother persuades him, he won't listen."

The short-haired girl spread her hands, and said with a bit of resentment: "I'm used to seeing him fight."

Chen An was speechless for a while, what else could he say?I can only silently show my thumbs up, and say in my heart that your dad is awesome!

The two in front were not as reserved as Chen An, they turned their heads to look at the short-haired girl in surprise, and said in admiration at the same time.

"You old bean monkey Sai Lei!"

"Your father is really aggressive!"

Short-haired girl: "..."

Chen An: "..."

This is so embarrassing!

How should I answer this?

Thank you for the compliment? !

It's okay to talk about Monkey Sailei, girls probably don't understand.

But Wang Leshan, you just say that about my father, are you sure that the girl won't just take out the carving knife bag for you? !

Chapter 220 Three Police Cars Chase

The three short-haired girls were also speechless. It should be said that they had never seen such a speechless person!

Just be fierce, why bring Ji Ba?

Is this a compliment or a curse? !

The atmosphere was cold for a moment, but Wang Leshan and Li Ziwei didn't realize it at all.

After expressing the admiration in their hearts, the two turned around and argued again, who was more brave during the fight just now.

"Cough cough!"

Chen An coughed twice, and explained with some embarrassment: "I'm sorry, they all belong to the kind of people who are more straight-hearted, and there is nothing bad about them!"

"..."

The short-haired girl was speechless for a while.

It is better not to explain than to explain this!

But forget it, who made you handsome!

In other words, justice, whatever you say is right!

The short-haired girl changed the subject directly, her eyes fluttered, and she asked with a smile: "Handsome guy, my name is Luo Wei, what's your name? Also, how old are you? Where are you from? How long are you going to stay here? By the way By the way, you helped us just now, if there is a chance another day, we will treat you to dinner!"

"I……"

"Drip!"

Just as Chen An was about to speak, a siren sounded from far behind the van, one after another, getting closer and closer. In a blink of an eye, the siren sounded from the place immediately behind the van.

"Chen An, it's a police car!"

Wang Leshan glanced at the rearview mirror, and immediately became a little nervous: "Could it be that they came to arrest us!"

Hearing this, Li Ziwei and the three girls immediately tensed up.

Chen An didn't speak, but turned his head and looked behind.

Three police cars were driving side by side with their siren lights flashing, sticking tightly behind the van.

The next moment, the horn on a police car on the far side rang.

"Listen, the white Changhe van in front, pull over immediately and accept inspection. Repeat, pull over immediately, accept inspection, or we will make a forced stop!"

While speaking, one of the police cars accelerated directly and started driving alongside Chen An's van, possibly overtaking them at any time and blocking their way.

"Chen An, what should we do?"

Wang Leshan panicked like an old dog, completely lost his mind: "Should we stop?"

"What can we do if we don't stop? Can our broken car run faster than others?"