Genshin is So Fun

This appearance that makes the corners of the mouth tearful... can't be wrong, it's seafood!

Because Li Sinuo remembered that Paimeng was caught out of the water by Ying.

But since Paimon is here, Ying should be nearby too, right?

His eyes kept wandering around, but Li Sinuo still couldn't find Ying's figure nearby.

"Strange, it can't be sneaked out, why don't you go up and say hello?"

He was hesitating, but Li Sinuo's body had already walked forward honestly, and stood behind Paimon who had already been obsessed with the menu hanging on the wall.

"Hey little guy, do you need help?"

"Wow, this tone is similar to that one-eyed guy!"

Paimeng's petite body trembled slightly, and he flew back and forth in mid-air before pinching his chin and looking at Li Sinuo.

"Hey, are you...?"

"My name is Li Sinuo. I'm a traveler who just arrived in Mond City yesterday. I just happened to see you in a daze in front of the restaurant."

What a joke, he is so pure, how could he be like an old fox like Kaia? !

Suppressing the dissatisfaction in his heart, Li Sinuo put a kind smile on his face: "You must be shy, travelers often encounter such troubles on the way, do you need me to treat you?"

The first step is to attack Paimon and make her a qualified wingman.

"Wow~ Really!"

Paimon's two small hands were raised in front of him, showing a look of extreme shock, and then, as if afraid of the other party's repentance, he quickly swiped his fingers across the menu.

"Paimon wants this, this, this, and this!"

"......"

You keep going, can I just turn around and leave?

"What's the matter, traveler, you must be short of cash. Travelers often encounter such troubles during their journeys, but Paimon won't invite you~"

Paimon held the non-existent chest with his hands, closed his eyes and shook his head.

Damn, he doesn't remember that this guy is so smart, isn't Paimon a silly mascot? !

For my sister, I endured it!

ps: Piao Piao ~ Piao Piao ~

We carefully analyzed the known plots, and found to our horror that at least three of the Seven Gods have been cold...

Oh shit, it's over!

Also, do you want us to push the plot faster or slower?

By the way, is there anyone here to join the group?

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Chapter 8 I paid you to be my wingman!

Mond, The Deer Hunter's Restaurant.

"Well, this cold meat platter is great!"

Pinching his white and tender little finger and stuffing a little minced meat into his mouth, Paimon's face showed a happy expression.

“The sausage made from selected parts of the animal, minced into minced meat, and carefully blended is undoubtedly a boon for meat eaters, but the ham that is properly dried and fibrous is also irresistible.”

"The wild boar bacon produced by Benlang collar is served on the plate with the air-dried ham that moistens the land of Mond, served with wild ice mist flowers, and uses natural ice elements to lock the moisture and taste of the meat..."

Paimon's petite figure was dancing on the dining table, and some incomprehensible words popped out of his mouth from time to time, which made Li Sinuo's face full of bewilderment.

Is this really Paimon, not Xiaodangjia?

Why did he only say [Fuck, it's delicious]?

And at this moment, on the other side of the Deer Hunter's restaurant, two young girls who must be familiar to Li Sinuo came in although they had never met each other, and happened to see this scene.

"Look, Ying, the one who is flying around the dining table over there is Paimeng, right? He actually came to the restaurant to steal food. It's a pity that you are so worried about her!"

The aggrieved Amber waved his little hand, and the two red rabbit ear knots swayed with the movement, wishing he could arrest Paimon on the spot.

The two people walking on the street realized that Paimon was missing, but anxiously searched for a long time from house to house, but this guy, this guy actually stole food in the restaurant!

But it's a pity that Paimon didn't hear Amber's condemnation to him due to the noisy sound in the restaurant, and he was still immersed in the gourmet world.

"But she looks so smart, is it really the Pymon I know?"

Ying tilted her head, showing a little hesitation.Having known Paimon for so long, I feel that her IQ of more than two months can't tell those paintings just now.

"What, does Paimon actually have a race?" Amber's eyes widened suddenly, and then he remembered that Paimon and himself did not seem to be the same creature.

"I remember it's called...three-stomach person? It is said that drinks and food are stored in different stomachs."

Ying still wanted to maintain a skeptical attitude towards what Paimon said during the chat.

"Wow, there is such a magical race, why have I never seen it in the book?"

"Maybe it's because...it's so delicious, so it's almost extinct?"

"Sounds great, I really want to try it."

"You can't be serious..."

Danger, Paimon, danger.

Regardless of whether the Paimon in front of them was the one they knew or not, just standing here was definitely not the solution to the problem, so the two decided to go forward and have a chat.

But halfway through, the conversation between Paimeng and Li Sinuo came to No. [-] Middle School, but Amber immediately reached out to stop Ying.

"Little guy, your name is Paimon, isn't it?"

Looking at the dishes on the table that were so clean that not even a trace of stain could be found, Li Sinuo couldn't help feeling a little heartbroken.The food expenses for three days were just emptied by this guy, and he didn't eat much of these things himself.

"That's right, thank you so much, strange and kind person, Paimon is very full and very happy."

Paimon patted his flat belly, squinted his eyes, and floated unsteadily in mid-air.For her, what is more joyful in life than having enough to eat?

"Since you thank me so much, can you do me a little favor and tell me something?" Li Sinuo's iconic kind smile appeared on his face again, coupled with his harmless appearance, he was still very cute. deceptive.

Article No. 80 of "Strange Shushu Code of Conduct", when dealing with little lolita, be calm, approach gradually, and gain their trust step by step.

Holding a lollipop and asking someone if they want to go home with you is an operation only a fool can do.

"You're asking the right person, hehe, tell me, Paimon will definitely tell you everything he knows, even if you ask "Wild Boar Princess" it's fine."

Who cares about that kind of stuff, it's not a good look to ask for names.

Li Sinuo put his head close to Paimon, lowered his voice and asked, "The girl you often stay with, can I ask some questions about her?"

Don't people live just for their sisters?Sister Sai Gao!

Ahem, of course, Fischer is also great, and so is Keqing...

"Hey, about Ying?" Hearing these words, Paimon's thoughts of wanting to fall asleep immediately dissipated after eating and drinking, and looked suspiciously at Li Sinuo: "You, are you... .”

"That's right, I happened to see you in the wild before, and I wanted to go up to say hello, but I felt a little inferior, and felt that I was not worthy of such a cute girl. I just happened to see you alone outside, so I thought ..."

After saying such words, Li Sinuo, who has never even had a girlfriend, couldn't help but blushed a little, paused for a few seconds, and then continued: "So I think, I want to get to know her more from you."

"Oh, that's how it is~"

Paimon squeezed his chin, with a [I understand] smile on his face, but there was still nothing to say.

Li Sinuo knew that it was time for him to raise the price.

"This kind of dinner, add three more times."

Paimon didn't speak, but one word was written all over his face—that's it?

The relationship between her and Ying is as strong as a rock king's emperor!

"ten times?"

"Well..."

"Fifteen times?"

"Well......"

Damn it, I didn't expect this little guy to be a profiteer too!

Seeing that the other party was still unwilling to let go, Li Sino gritted his teeth for the last time, and simply said: "If this can be done, I will take care of all your breakfast, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner and supper in the future!"

"No, no, no regrets!"

Paimon immediately agreed that if she turned off the light, maybe she could still see her eyes glowing blood red with greed.

"You are a kind person, and she will definitely like you. Paimon will make an unbreakable contract with you..."

"enough!"

Backfired things often happen, just like now, when an extremely evil deal is about to be reached between one person and one food, the messenger of justice appears.

Amber, who was sitting and eavesdropping, stood up, walked up to Li Sinuo and glared at him, holding the key figure in the deal with his right hand, his eyes widened, and his face was full of unknown glare.

The sound of their transactions was indeed very low, except for Paimon's exclamations, Ying didn't hear anything.

But Amber, she is a qualified scout knight.

The whole content of this deal is hidden in her ears!

"What's the matter, Amber?"

"Ying, you don't need to worry, I'll take care of this bad thing, how can you stand by as a friend, not to mention that I'm still a scouting knight!"

After comforting his companions, Amber put his hands on his hips and assumed the posture that a knight should have when facing criminals.

"You two, dare to discuss this kind of transaction in the city of Mond, it is simply audacious! I am investigating the knight Amber, and I will capture you to the Knights now!"

Miss, please calm down, the diners are all watching... Why do such things have to meet the right owner, it's too shameful, I think it's okay to die on the spot...

Come on, let yourself calm down, at least it can't get any worse in this situation, right?