Looking at the screaming DIO who was constantly ravaging the sandbags in front of him, Maya's expression looked a little exciting.
It has been more than half an hour since the other party fell ill. During this half hour, this sandbag, which obviously no longer looks like a sandbag, has endured the shock that it should not have endured at its age.
"Huh... So-so? This brand of sandbags is quite comfortable to use. Order a few more every other day."
Wiping the sweat off his face with a towel, Dio sat down on the premium seat next to the beanbag, looked at Maya and asked, "Boy, are you curious what I was doing just now?"
"Decompressing?"
If you followed the fighting style of the blond hunk in front of you, let alone sandbags, all current WWE players would be beaten into pigs, right?So definitely not boxing.
"Wrong, it's simulating the feel of the hand." Shaking his fingers, Dio explained: "The court is the arena, and the lawyers on both sides are contestants. On the surface, the two are oppressing each other through words, but from another perspective, that Just speak with your fist."
"Huh?" Frowning slightly, Maye suddenly felt a sense of déjà vu.
Talk with your fists?The other party is talking about a double with him?
Court (X) ring (√), lawyer (X) stand-in messenger (√), persuade you (X) blow you up (√).
To round it up... Euler is big to Mu, Shit Dopawa?
Oh?Kinda rhymes?
Shaking his head, and throwing all the weird thoughts aside, Maya asked: "Speaking of which, you are ready for the first trial tomorrow, right?"
"Hmph, that's natural. In my DIO's eyes, there is no difference between the first trial and the final trial. The law of victory has been determined, and the only thing left is to ravage the opponent."
"That's it, then you work hard tomorrow, and I will support you behind my back."
"Huh?" Dio raised his head with a puzzled voice, "Boy, what do you mean by that?"
"Literally means duck."
"Aren't you going with me?"
"Although I really want to go and see it, the court time tomorrow is at [-]:[-] pm, right? I haven't finished school yet at that time."
"Wouldn't it be better to just escape from the school curriculum?"
"???"
Shit, as expected of DIO, you can say that too!
"No, no, no, my situation at school was not very good. If I skip classes now, it will be completely over."
"Huh? Are you referring to the criminal record?"
"you know?"
"There's nothing I can't know, and if there is, it's not enough money being spent."
"..." The corners of his eyes twitched, and Maya sighed, "Yeah, since you've investigated it, you should understand."
"Hmph, boy, how about it? Do you want to entrust me, DIO, to help you with the lawsuit? Since you are my subordinate, I can give you a [-]% discount on the entrustment fee, whether it is a policeman, a woman, or a real criminal." I can handle it for you."
"Isn't the [-]% discount higher than the normal price!? Where did you come from, an unscrupulous vampire!?"
Fuck!It seems that he is really a vampire!Black-hearted boss!I want to complain! !
"Isn't that natural? It's not good, it's not good to be made so disgraced after already working under my DIO."
"So it was done before I came here... and the topic has gone too far, hasn't it?"
"Speaking of which, you are now discussing the fact that you will go with me tomorrow?"
Touching his chin, Dio suddenly remembered something, stood up and ran to the cabinet, opened the drawer and took out a small object inside.
"Take it, this is my reward for you."
"Eh?" Catching the thing flying over, Maya found that it looked like a memory card, "What is this?"
"This is from a piece of bread that I asked for help before. It said that it was a card with a first-class signal and a great unlimited data, which can surf the Internet anywhere."
"Isn't that super valuable? You want to give it to me?"
Some surprises, regardless of whether this sub-card really has that kind of effect, it is very strange that Dior will give things away.
"Of course, without it, how do you see how I won the lawsuit beautifully in the live broadcast of DIO? Wouldn't it be pitiful if I lost the connection after half watching it?"
"........."
God TM live broadcast!I dare you to give me this card because you want me to use your mobile phone to video with you, and then see how you beat the Joestar family! ?
Gan!Crumb DIO!Give back my emotion!
"I thank you..."
Putting the card away with black lines all over his head, Maya suddenly thought of resigning.
"Very good." Nodding in satisfaction, Dior looked at the environment that had been cleaned, and took out a few ten thousand yuan banknotes from his pocket, "Here, for your salary today, remember to pick up my video on time tomorrow, or you will bear the consequences .”
"Don't worry! Absolutely on time!"
Well, let’s take it easy before resigning. After all, this empty-nest old DIO looks quite lonely. Please spend more time with him to show kindness. It’s not for money!
………………
The next day, at one o'clock in the afternoon, in the playground of Sobu High School, physical education class.
"Hum, it's finally time for free activities, fish and fish."
Quickly bid farewell to the classmates who seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, Maye quickly found a hidden shade under a tree, sat down against the tree trunk and took out his mobile phone.
"Ko no DIO da!"
Immediately afterwards, a demonic roar came out.
"Yes yes yes, I know it's you, I'm still in class, so please be quiet." Some helplessly comforting the big baby DIO, Maya also became curious at this time.
Under normal circumstances, it seems that the court is not allowed to bring mobile phones into the court, right?Dior actually brought his mobile phone into the video chat with the phone turned on, isn't this too rampant?Isn't that what Zhang San, an extrajudicial fanatic, went to court?
Suppressing the doubts in his heart, Maya was quickly attracted by the pictures in the video, and watched the battle between the 'stand-in messengers' with all his attention.
It is similar to the scenes of Ace Attorney and Li Gou Heizhong. In the spacious courtroom, a half-bald judge in a solemn black robe sits in the highest seat with a serious face. Everyone in the embassy of the defendant sits opposite to the plaintiff He Pu and others. Beside their respective lawyers, they seemed both serious and oppressive.
"Mr. DIO, everything will trouble you today."
After much calculation, today is almost the first time I saw Dior, and both Mr. Spencer and Fujiwara Wansui seemed a little uncertain.
"There is no need to be nervous, as long as you keep your mouths quiet, I, DIO, will bring you the victory you deserve."
Leaning on the back of the chair, Dior yawned lazily, as if he was not the defendant's lawyer, but the melon-eating crowd in the auditorium.
"Good, good."
Feeling a wave of honey confidence from the other party's words, the two of them couldn't say anything, they could only silently pray that things would go well.
Soon, the small hammer fell from the half-bald judge's hand.
"Then, one o'clock has come, and I announce that the trial of the intentional poisoning case will begin!"
As soon as these words fell, Chokla Joestar, who was the plaintiff's lawyer, suddenly raised his hand.
"Plaintiff, please speak."
"The fact that Mr Hepp was admitted to hospital as a victim of food poisoning, and was released with a loss of appetite, is beyond doubt entirely the responsibility of the embassy."
Speaking righteously and honestly about the speech he had prepared, it can be seen that Chokla is very confident in winning this case.
But for his blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
"Mr. Dio?"
Similarly, Fujiwara Wanho was also puzzled by his actions.
"Huh..." Now that the client has spoken, Dio can't continue fishing, so he can only cross his arms and ask indifferently: "So?"
"So?" After being stunned for a moment, Chokla asked, "So do you have anything to refute?"
"Refutation? Of course not, the person is by your side, and the evidence is on the table, how can he suddenly not go to the hospital?" Dio asked with a look of foolishness.
"Cough!" Hitting it hard with a hammer, the judge reminded: "Attorney for the defendant, please have a better attitude and stand up to speak."
"Huh?" Turning his gaze to the judge, Dio squinted his eyes and said coldly, "Are you teaching me how to do things?"
"...!?!"
As if being targeted by a poisonous snake, the judge felt unable to breathe and suddenly recalled the topic of chatting with his colleagues before.
Colleague: "Hey, have you heard? Old A seems to have been admitted to the hospital."
He: "Admitted to the hospital? What's going on?"
Colleague: "It is said that I confronted a lawyer when I was in court, but after being stared at for a few times, I was admitted to the court. How evil!"
He: "Ah? How is he now?"
Colleague: "I don't know, but judging from the internal information of the hospital, it seems that he has become a vegetable! It's very scary!"
"Hiss...!" Taking a breath, the judge was terrified at the moment, but he couldn't retreat, so he could only bite the bullet and say, "No, it's nothing, you, you continue."
"Hmph." With a soft snort, Dio looked away and continued lazily: "The plaintiff over there seems to be Prince Pu?"
"It's Hep." Swallowing, Hep replied nervously.
Both he and Chokla knew about the other party's vicious reputation, so they must be treated with caution.
"Your lawyer said that you don't think about tea or food recently?"
"Yes, no matter who it is, they will be careful if they get food poisoning when they eat out, right?"
"That makes sense. Even if I eat bad bread, my mood will get worse." Dio nodded in agreement.
"Mr. DIO!?"
This frightened the two people around him. As the defendant's lawyer, what kind of trouble is going to support the plaintiff?Is this person really reliable?
"Don't worry." Reaching out his hand to comfort the two, Dio nodded the table and shouted: "Witness, you can come up now."
Chapter 50 The DIO classmate who loves to grab lines
"Witness? As expected of DIO, it seems that you plan to start with witnesses?"
Looking at the young lady who walked unhurriedly to the center on the screen of the mobile phone, although Maya didn't know her, she vaguely guessed her identity.
If there is no accident, it should be the embassy staff who accompanied the prince on the trip.
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