I Really Didn't Want to Attack You

"How can a teacher do such a thing?"

Shock!The most unconvincing words from one of the most violent teachers in the school!

"Alas..." Sighing, Yukinoshita Yukino glanced at the two of them and said, "Leaving aside that evil-looking dead fish eye over there, the black-rimmed glasses over there are rumored transfer students." Bar?"

"That's right."

"I have heard about that rumor, teacher, don't you think I will be very dangerous in this situation?"

"No, I'm safe, please give me... ah bah! Please don't get me wrong!" Maye suddenly started cheating.

"No, sir, I can assure you... well, probably!" Then he was fucked again by Teacher Iron Fist.

"..." There was silence for a while, Yukinoshita Yukino bit her lip, and sighed unwillingly: "Since this is the case, and it's your request again, teacher, then... I can only accept it."

"Very good! Then, then, I'll be counting on you from now on~!"

With a satisfied smile, a certain unscrupulous teacher seemed to be waiting for the moment she said this, and pushed the two 'corpses' over without hesitation, then left the classroom and closed the door without looking back. slip away.

Chapter 4 France surrendered faster than you

The wind outside the window was blowing slightly, and the sun was slowly setting towards the foot of the mountain as usual.

Zongwu Gao, in the extremely quiet service department, three tables are standing in three different directions, like the most stable triangle standing among them.

On one side of the triangle is the unremarkable Kuro Kimaya, who is quietly looking out of the window, still looking like he can't see through his thoughts.

On the other side of the triangle is Yukinoshita Yukino who is like a lady, looking down at the book silently, it seems that the state is no different from the state before the two came in.

On the last side of the triangle is Hikigaya Hachiman who still has dead fish eyes. Judging from the way he looks at the literary girl opposite him with nothing to do, he should be very depressed and bored.

"Huh..." Probably because he had watched it for too long, Xue Nai frowned unhappily, and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Eh? Oh, sorry, I was wondering why things turned out like this." Knowing that his eyes were a little rude, Hikigu scratched his head and apologized.

"what do you mean?"

"He's referring to the reason why the two of us were brought here for no apparent reason." After recovering from her daze, Maya turned her attention to Yukino and asked, "Since Hiratsuka-sensei brought us here, what about this one?" There must be something special about the club, right?"

"Is it a special place?" With a soft sigh, Xue Nai closed the book again, and said as if giving up: "Then you two, let's play a game."

"Game? At this time? The three of us?" Bi Qigu was a little puzzled.

"To be precise, it's the two of you." Corrected, Xue Nai continued: "The content of the game is very simple, let's guess what club this is."

Good guy, two big men and a beautiful girl are playing games in a classroom that looks like a secret room?What kind of new Play is this?

Also, Hiratsuka-sensei mentioned the name of this department before coming again, right?It seems to be called...

Weakly complaining in his heart, Hikigu asked: "Is it the one called the Ministry of Service?"

"True, but just knowing the name doesn't make sense. What do you think the Ministry does?"

"Since it's a service...is it a club similar to a maid cafe?"

"..." Hearing this answer, even Xue Nao's eyes trembled slightly, took a deep breath, and asked, "Student Hikigu, haven't you talked to a girl for a few years?"

"... Goo!"

There is no doubt that a certain great teacher has suffered a ton of damage.

"Student Yukinoshita, you've just poked him in pain, he's not guilty of that." Maye opened his mouth to relieve the siege.

"Then Hei Qi, can you answer this question?"

"Me?" Dazed for a moment, Maya nodded after thinking for a moment, "From the dictionary's point of view, service has three meanings, first, serving the elders; second, serving the master; third, worshiping the gods. "

"However, from the perspective of the school community, none of the three have anything to do with each other, so there is only one answer left, serving the students... right?"

Hearing this, Xue Nai showed a look of surprise on her face, nodded and said: "Yes, reaching out to those who are in trouble is the content of this club's activities."

"Then, welcome to the Ministry of Service, I'm glad you joined."

Well, when she said this, Miss Yukinoshita had no expression on her face, not to mention being happy, she almost put her disgust on her face.

"I can't hear any joy in your tone." After complaining, Hikigu scratched his head and asked, "So, what are we going to do?"

"What to do? Since Hiratsuka-sensei asked me to treat your ailments, of course it's time to start treatment."

"Beforehand, I don't think I need treatment at all."

"Hikigu, every mental patient says they are not sick." Maye said seriously.

"Why did you rebel so quickly!?" Bi Qigu's eyes widened. France surrendered faster than him, right?

"How come, I am your loyal partner, and I don't think I need to be treated!"

"Very good, it can be seen that both of you need treatment." Sighing, Xue Nai began to understand why these two guys came to her.

"Doesn't this make the other party feel that we need treatment!?"

"Huh? Is there any?"

"Yes! Don't pretend to be natural at this time!"

Hikigu began to wonder if he had a fake teammate.

But his fake teammate suddenly felt something at this moment, and stood up abruptly.

"What, what's the matter?" Hikigu was taken aback.

"People have three urgencies, you know."

After speaking, he opened the door of the service department and went out to pick flowers.

As for the great teacher who was left behind, his face was full of astonishment and fear.

Is there a mistake?Leave him here alone?And still with that Yukinoshita Yukino?Selling teammates is not so thorough! ?

…………

"Huh..." After rubbing his face with cool water, Maya looked at the unusual person in the mirror, and murmured to himself, "Today is finally the first step, so the next step is to Just keep going step by step.”

"It's just that, if I'm not mistaken, just now there seemed to be light blue particles floating around Yukinoshita's body, then..."

"No..." He put his glasses back on and returned to his ordinary appearance, he shook his head, "It's better to take things slowly, as for that cat slave's character, rushing will only have the opposite effect."

But what to do next?The big teacher's mine will definitely not be dug in a short time, and the mine under meow is not much likely... Well, let's live normally.

Thinking of this, Maya wiped her hands, stopped idling in the toilet, and walked back to the service department in a leisurely manner.

However, when he returned to the service department, he smelled gunpowder the moment he opened the door.

"How about you two calm down for a while?" Holding a suspected comic book in his hand, Hiratsuka Shizuka stood between Yukino and Hikigaya, acting as a switch to ease the atmosphere.

"what happened?"

"Are you back? It's nothing, it's just that these two are planning to compete."

"Contest?"

"No, it's just that the teacher forced a game for us like a child."

"It's not arbitrariness. I prepared a reward. How about the winner of the competition being able to manipulate the loser as he pleases?"

"Huh?" Hearing this, Bi Qigu swallowed involuntarily.

And Yukino moved the chair suddenly, and put on a defensive posture while keeping a safe distance from Hikigu.

"After all, what are you competing for?" Maya asked puzzled.

"To debate whether people should change or not." Hiratsuka-sensei replied instead.

"........."

Seriously, these two are too boring, right?

No, it seems that it is because of these two people that there is a dispute, right?

And I remember this game...

Chapter 5 Women Only Affect My Sword Drawing Speed

With Shizuka Hiratsuka joining in the fun, Hikigaya Hachiman and Yukinoshita Yukino inexplicably set up a match, and Kuro Kimaya, who was a melon-eating crowd, also returned home after they disbanded.

His current boarding house is located in a clinic in a small corner of central Tokyo, not far from the school, but also very quiet. As for the person who takes care of and monitors him is a private psychiatrist.

"I am back."

Gently opened the door of the clinic, and soon, a figure wearing black-rimmed glasses who was quietly reading a book came into Zhenye's eyes.

"Ah, Maya, welcome back, how is today?"

The man who was reading a book had slightly curly brown hair, and his honest and gentle face coupled with that spring-like smile made people feel very friendly at first glance.

"It's still the same, compared to this, Mr. Aizen, have you been out of the doctor today?"

"Well, the old patient said that his mental state was not very good, so he entrusted me to go there."

Smiling and nodding, the man's name is Aizen Soyousuke, who seems to be a friend of Maya's relatives, who took over the job of taking care of him after he was sent to Tokyo.

However, for this man who was like a big brother next door, Maya was in a panic.

joke!Who is Aizen Soyousuke?That black-bellied actor!Don't look at him getting along very well with the other party now, maybe one day the other party will brush his hair and poke him to death while whispering 'From now on, I will stand in the sky'!

But let’s not panic, Aizen himself is actually quite nice to him, not to mention food and housing, he is provided free of charge, and even some homework and psychology are taught to him from time to time.

By the way, Aizen is also a special character with a triggerable Coop.

However, since he lived here for so many days, the Coop has not been triggered at all, let alone triggered.

Smart people should understand, right?This is one of the reasons why he panicked.

"Speaking of which, what do you want to eat tonight? It's rare that I'm wearing out clothes today. How about we go out for dinner?"

"Eh? Is it okay?"

"Well, it's been a month since you've been here, right? We haven't eaten out together yet. This time I'll treat you. You don't need to be polite."

"This... well, I'm sorry to trouble you."

Seeing Aizen's warm smile, Maya swallowed, and couldn't help wondering whether this would be her last dinner.

"Well, that's right." Nodding in satisfaction, Aizen then asked: "So, what do you want to eat?"