Please Give My Second Dimension More Daily Life

"Tokisaki Kusan, the Four Series, Five Geng Ruri, Kotori Yuliuka, Aoyama and Seven Seas, Yakumo Zi, Kunou Rin..."

"Eight, no, there is still one place short." Qiong pouted, looking unhappy, and turned his head away.

The corners of his mouth kept twitching, Long Xing didn't intend to continue.

Eight Since you want a pair, there is no choice at all! "Yakumo purple, Yakumo blue!" The master and shikigami are considered a pair, which is logical.

There is still eleven left, that is to say, Shizhi, stop playing, Xuanming puts a ready-made one, "Chonggong Shizhi!"

After getting the answer, the thirteen people Long Xing mentioned appeared around and looked at Long Xing, "The last question, if you come to Two-dimensional, what principles do you believe in?"

"Two." Long Xing replied casually: "Everything is false, and everything is allowed. One is too little, and two are too many." Unable to understand, Qiong tilted his head, "I don't understand."

Glancing at Qiong, Long Xing explained: "Everything in Two-dimensional is false, so everything is allowed, but for wives, one is too little, and two are too many."

"Understood." Qiong nodded, "Long Xing is indeed the worst!"

Everything around became dim, and suddenly a strong light was extremely dazzling.

Long Xing couldn't help closing his eyes, and stretched out his hand to pull off the VR goggles, but it was in vain.There was nothing in front of him, nothing, and the blindfold disappeared at some point.

A soft female voice that has never been heard before but is extremely familiar sounds, "Welcome to Two-dimensional, the answers to the previous questions will be used as your opportunities, and have a pleasant journey."

When the strong light dissipated, Long Xing was shocked to find that the seat he was in was mid-air, and he was in free fall under the action of gravity. Fortunately, there was a lake below, so he didn't have to worry about falling to his death.

With a muffled sound, he fell into the water. The cold water and the hot body formed a strong stimulus, causing unspeakable itching all over his body.

"Ha." Without holding back his breath, Long Xing's consciousness gradually became blurred, Two-dimensional, you cheated me!This is Long Xing's last consciousness.

①Summer vacation before high school

Preface: Let's teach, young man

In the bustling city, people are always busy for various reasons, and even students are in a hurry because of the pressure of their studies.Maybe only those ignorant children can live a carefree life, but there is a trace of innocence in their longing eyes for adults, but they don't know that when they become the adults they long for, what they get is not what they want. What you want is happiness, but endless troubles and sorrows.

On the street, a white-haired boy led a girl who was also white-haired and walked slowly along the crowd.The two stopped in front of an apartment that looked extraordinary at first glance.The girl seemed to be in poor health, and she seemed a little short of breath. Seeing the boy stretch out his hand to hold the girl, "Hang on, we'll be home soon."

The 12th floor, if you don't take the elevator, such a high floor is a disaster for girls.Leading the girl to an apartment with 'Kasugano' written on the door, the boy took out the key to open the door and walked into it first. "I'm back!" The sunny male voice sounded with a hint of innocence at the same time, and people couldn't help but follow the sound.Immediately afterwards, a flat and weak female voice said the same thing.

"Welcome back." The housewife in an apron walked out of the kitchen with a shovel, and when she saw her son and daughter Anping came back, she smiled softly: "You are all tired, take a short rest, and you can have dinner soon."

The boy put down his schoolbag, while the girl turned on the TV, sat on the soft and comfortable sofa, opened a pack of POCKY sticks and began to chew.

"Qiong's going to eat right away, eat less snacks." The boy said to the girl Qiong, but it didn't work at all, and Qiong was still chewing on snacks.

Putting a complete POCKY stick into his mouth, Qiong glanced at You, and then took another one from the package and put it into his mouth, "Yu, annoying, just like Obasan." An embarrassed wry smile, "Didn't the doctor also say that you should eat more and eat less snacks..." "No way!" Qiong picked up the pillow next to him on the sofa and smashed it on Yu's face, puffing out his mouth. rather unhappy.

There is nothing you can do about the dual attributes of squatting at home and snacks, "By the way, I have some good news for you." Mrs. Kasugano, who was cooking, said with a smile, "Longxing sauce is coming." Saying goodbye He looked at the expressions of his children.

You slightly surprised, "Brother Xing?!" But then turned into a bitter face, as if recalling some unpleasant memories. "Yes, it will arrive in about two weeks." Mrs. Kasugano looked at Qiong with a smile.

Unlike Yu, Qiong had almost no expression on her face, just snorted and threw away the snacks and walked into her room, "Don't go back to the room, Qiong will soon..." "No way!" preaching.

Going back to the room, locking the door and opening the laptop on the desk, and looking out the window while it was starting up, a handsome figure appeared in his mind, "Xing..."

There is a family photo on the desk with the computer. There are two elderly people in their 60s, two middle-aged people in their 30s, and three little guys who look no older than 8 years old.Needless to say, these are grandpa, grandma, father, mother and You, Qiong and Longxing.

The two old people sat holding hands with friendly smiles, the parents stood behind the old man on one side, and the three little guys stood in front of the old man.However, unlike some Yu who stood still with a dazed expression, Long Xing in the photo was rubbing against Qiong with a disgusted expression.

As if thinking of something unhappy in the past, a trace of resentment appeared on his originally calm face, "What are you doing when you come back, and don't come back after you leave!" He snapped the photo frame down and looked at the pouting Qiong The sunset that is about to completely sink into the horizon.

The fiery red sunset is far away in the sky, and the mountain fog surrounds the village where the smoke is curling up.

In a small courtyard of Japanese-style terraced houses in the style of Chinese courtyard houses in the village, a beautiful young man in a plain white gown with an extremely handsome appearance can be called a disaster, sitting on the roof of a workshop with a windmill about 18 meters high.That's right, it's a young man with a disastrous appearance, but the protruding Adam's apple reveals the real gender of the young man, although most people don't notice such details.

Beside the boy, there were many miscellaneous and strangely shaped metal parts randomly placed.Even though it was so messy, every time the boy wanted some parts, he could get them accurately.

With the sound of the metal combination colliding, soon, a wrist guard with a sharp blade was formed. At this point, the boy laughed, and his voice was very soft and smooth. It is estimated that if it is not for the acquaintance of the boy, he will completely regard him as a beauty. .

"After two years of use, I finally fully understand the principle of making this thing! I can slowly move towards my goal in the future!" The boy closed his eyes and put on his hood while talking to himself, and the scene from his childhood came to mind again.Figures with hoods appeared faintly in the mountain mist surrounding him, and it was hard to tell whether it was illusion or reality.After eight years, this ceremony finally ushered in.

【When other men blindly follow the truth, remember.】The deep voice echoed in my heart, and a figure in plain robes took a step in the mountain mist.Responding to the voice, the boy calmly replied: "Nothing is true."

Another figure in a gray-white robe stepped forward, followed by another questioning statement [When other men are limited by of laws, remember.] "Everything is permitted." The boy rolled up his sleeves, put on his wrist guard, and clattered. A dagger blade of about 30cm pierced out from the bottom of the palm at once.

Not seeing any movement, the dagger blade retracted to the wrist with a swish.The young man opened his eyes and raised his head, and walked slowly towards the eaves. All the phantoms followed Wuyan and opened their arms. 【We work in the dark to serve the light. 】The deep voice sounded again, and the boy slowly spread his arms and fell to the ground, "We are assassins."

Leap of Faith!Turning 270 degrees in the air, with the sharp sound of the wind, the boy fell on his back into a pile of dry grass and dead leaves as a buffer. "Sure enough, you can't easily try the moves in the game. It hurts to be more than ten meters away. If you really jump from a height of tens of meters like the second grandpa and Uncle E, you still have to OVER..."

Lying down and looking up at the sky, he felt that the phantoms beside him disappeared. The boy gritted his teeth and jumped out of the grass, and ran towards a small shop, "Sister Ying, Baxun, I'm here for dinner!"

Chapter 1 Ninja?No, I'm Assassins

At the end of May, the weather is already quite hot.In the afternoon, in the village where the cicadas were singing, many villagers were bending over to work in the fields under the scorching sun.

The farming fields are not far away, and there is a school that is not too big, with four large characters written on the gate of the school '[See Guozhong', the junior high school is also called junior high school, and in some places it is directly called 7, 8, 9th grade.

The holiday is approaching, and all the students in the school are studying hard.In order to have a free summer vacation without tutoring, I have to memorize more even if I am cramming.If you fail the exam, you will have to spend more time drinking tea with the teacher during the summer vacation!This is the characteristic of District 11.Well, there is no need to pay any fees for tutoring, and the quality of tutoring also depends on the mood of the teacher.

This is especially true in the third grade of middle school. In order to be admitted to the ideal high school, almost all students are studying hard.But there are always a few exceptions to everything.

On the penultimate seat by the window, nicknamed the protagonist seat, a student with platinum blond hair leaned over the table, sleeping peacefully with his arms on his pillow, and could even hear it when he was close. Slight snoring.

Even in the hot summer, the quiet village full of emerald green vegetation will not lack the cool breeze.The seat is by the window, so you can often enjoy the breeze of the village.A gust of wind blows in, gently lifting strands of hair, coupled with that beautiful face, the scene is picturesque.It is unbearable to wake up the sleeping students and destroy this stunning picture.

The beauty of a good day is always instant, especially when there is such a person who doesn't understand the style. "Kasugano-san! Kasugano-san!" In front of the blackboard, the substitute teacher with thick glasses shouted loudly.

The student had no choice but to sleep deeply, and was not awakened by the teacher's suppressed anger roar, and still slept soundly.Feeling ignored, the substitute teacher's anger was burning, but he forcibly suppressed it in order not to leave a bad influence on the students. "Hey, Long Xing, Teacher Yamashita is calling you." The brown-haired girl in the back seat quietly poked Zhengxiang's sleeping Long Xing with a pen, and drove away the sleepy bugs attached to her body.

Lazily got up, yawned, stretched, rubbed his eyes, with a lazy look, with unimaginable wake-up breath. "Whoever wakes up from a big dream, I know it all my life. The thatched cottage has enough sleep in spring, and the sun is late outside the window... not too late, school is not over, um." Moving out the poem that Zhuge Kongming woke up from a nap when Liu Bei visited the thatched cottage three times, Long Xing stretched out his hand Straighten out the biased hair, the whole class is quiet, you can hear the needle drop.

The corners of his mouth twitched, and the veins on his forehead were throbbing. The substitute teacher, Yamashita, slightly lowered his head and supported his thick eyes, suppressing his anger, "I'm so sorry, I woke up Kasuga-san before school was over..." "It's okay, I'll continue to sleep That's good." Rubbing his eyes, he was about to lie down. "Don't worry, since you've woken up, let's solve this problem." Mr. Yamashita tapped on the blackboard with a smile on his face.

With a disgusted expression on his face, Long Xing looked at the blackboard, "I'm so troublesome..." A graphic question, the picture is an irregular heptagonal shape, and there are several interlaced lines inside to form multiple irregular figures, and clearly inform three of them The length of the side and the angles of the two interior angles are required to calculate the length of the outermost side.

Just glanced at it, and the answer came to my mind immediately, "Assume the intersection point of AB and CE is O. From the figure, it can be concluded that the angles AOC and BOE are opposite angles, so the angles are equal; and AD is parallel to CF, so the triangle AOB and the triangle COE It is a similar triangle. Point B is the middle point of AD, and the length of AD is 8, so the length of AB is 4..." A series of answers were like a shower of green lotus. The shocked teacher didn't know what to do, while the other students in the class looked The usual expression made the teacher both surprised and embarrassed.

After answering the question easily, Kasugano lay down on the table again, "Teacher, just leave me alone, treat me as if I don't exist...fufu..." I fell asleep instantly, relaxed and comfortable. I don't know how many people envy and hate this skill.

"Really, I always rely on my grades to avoid attending classes." The straight black girl sitting on the right side muttered dissatisfied.And the girl with brown hair said to the teacher apologetically: "Mr. Yamashita is really sorry, Long Xing has been like this since elementary school, but he has never taken a test paper that is not a perfect score."

The girl's words pierced the teacher's chest like a sharp sword, and she suddenly noticed a word after shaking her body. "Him?" The corner of the mouth that had just calmed down twitched again.Platinum blond hair, not too short, good face, fair and delicate skin, tall and slender though average, she looks like a perfect oriental beauty, but who knew it was a man!

In an instant, the teacher felt that the whole person was not well, as if something strange was awakening in his heart.

"No, no, it's not true!" Muttering, Mr. Yamashita thought of a legend that was regarded as an urban legend.It is said that there is a special student in a village named Omuran in [Jian Township].The student never attends lectures, and never sees this student doing homework and studying, but no matter what subject test, he can get full marks every time.At the same time, this student is all-round in sports and has to break a sports record every year during school.

The most special thing is that the gender of this student is unknown, and he can be both male and female.All men who have seen this student will sink inextricably and no longer like other women, and women who have seen this student will also completely sink and will no longer be tempted by any opposite sex.This is an urban legend!

"I'm not feeling well, and everyone will study on their own." Saying this, Mr. Yamashita hurriedly escaped from the classroom and disappeared without a trace. The speed has already broken the world record.After the teacher left, there was cheering in the classroom. There was no other reason, but the substitute teacher Yamashita was not a good guy, at least he was at the bottom of the evaluation among the students, although his teaching ability was nothing to say.If it weren't for this class being the last class before the exam, it is estimated that many students would riot.

The joyful cheers woke up Kasugano, and immediately shouted in dissatisfaction: "It's so noisy, let people not sleep!" Like a duck being choked, all the sounds stopped.In an instant, the world was quiet, "You should read the book obediently for my young master, don't get a rubbish result in the exam, and don't say you are in the same class as me when you go out, my young master can't afford to lose that person!" After speaking, Long Xing patted the table , making a crisp sound.

"Aha, Long Xing is the most handsome at this time!" the brown-haired girl laughed.Before the girl could finish speaking, under the eyes of the whole class looking at idols, Kasugano Ryuxing fell down again, "Hoo hoo..." "It's still so unreliable." The black long straight girl said dissatisfied, but she still bowed her head and taught herself, After all, his brain is not as good as the pervert in front of him, so he still needs to read more books and do exercises.

The bell... the bell for the end of get out of class was like an awakening spell. The moment it rang, Long Xing stood up suddenly, and packed his textbooks and other things into his backpack.As soon as I put away my things, there were several layers of students around me, "I don't know how to solve these questions for Long Xing, please teach me." A girl was holding an exercise book with a sweet smile, matching her elegant appearance so that ordinary people can not refuse. "Long Xing, I have solved this problem, but I feel something is wrong, how about helping me?" A boy was also holding an exercise book.

Outside, the girl with brown hair looked at the stopwatch in her hand and exclaimed, "5 seconds 21, Long Xing broke the record again." "Of course, who makes him omnipotent and popular." It's not surprising, not to mention that we have known each other for six years, and there are still three years of classmates.Nature has long been immune to that abnormal attraction.

Unlike Long Xing's haste, Ying and Yiye slowly packed their stationery, "Long Xing, let's go first." The brown-haired Ying waved goodbye to Long Xing.

"You guys go first, I'll take care of it later." While explaining the topic, Long Xing waved his hand, and Ying shouted cooperatively: "My best friend, please come back safely... Ahh!" At the end, Yiye rolled up the book and hit the girl on the forehead, "No secondary!"

Turning his head, although he still had the idea of ​​knocking on the dragon star.Just seeing Long Xing surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside, Yiye still gave up this idea.Not to mention whether you can squeeze in or not, even if you squeeze in and successfully hit it, it is estimated that it will cause public outrage and besieged.

After explaining a few exercises, and counting the time, Ying and Yiye have almost arrived at the playground, and it is also the same time that the others are about to arrive.Thinking of this, Long Xing turned his head, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw two girls walking side by side in the playground downstairs, and the sound of earthquake-like footsteps came from outside the classroom on the other side.

Knowing that he had to go, he picked up his schoolbag with one hand and put it on his back, "Everyone, that's it for today." He didn't continue to answer, but everyone still surrounded Long Xing not to let him leave. "Principal, why are you here?" Long Xing pointed to the outside of the classroom, and when everyone turned their heads, he turned over and jumped out of the window, grabbed the protrusion on the edge, and jumped down like a rock climber.When he was about to reach the second floor, he turned around and jumped into the extended roof, rolled up on the spot and ran to the edge, jumped down, and rolled again to the front of the two women.A series of unrestrained movements stunned the teachers and students of the whole school.

"It's amazing, it's amazing, Long Xing is so handsome!" Ying, who was paying attention all the time, applauded and shouted: "Na Long Xing, have you become a ninja?" "Ninja? What is that, I've never heard of it!" Long Xing He stretched out his hand and looked at his fingers. There was nothing abnormal, but with a movement of his palm, a sharp blade protruded from the opening, "I am an Assassin, and I learned from Ezio Auditore! As an Assassin, climbing is instinctive. .” As he spoke, he raised the hood, which was indeed somewhat similar to the costumes of the Assassin series.Well, Long Xing is the only student in the school who doesn't wear a uniform.

When the two were messing about, Yiye beside him had a face of embarrassment and anger, "Did you see it?" The inexplicable sentence first made Long Xing stunned, but seeing the slightly flushed face, he immediately understood, "Grid's Very cute!" "Die ten thousand times!" A metal cover that came from nowhere slapped Long Xing's face, leaving a red mark.

Responding to the sound, "The yellow grid is so cute..." His face blushed, and Yiye hurriedly took a step back, not daring to get closer. After all, Long Xing's current angle will be seen as soon as he gets close.The mischievous three people forgot that because of Long Xing's astonishing climb, the entire school's attention had been focused on this place.

As a celebrity, Long Xing has considerable fame and fans in the school, and even in the entire [Jian Township].Seeing Long Xing being beaten, the student fans immediately rioted. "That woman dared to hit Lord Long Xing!" "Hitting my husband is unforgivable!" "Sisters, avenge my husband!" Everyone rushed out, and the earth shook like an eighth magnitude earthquake amidst the girls' frantic running. trembling.

Seeing this posture, Long Xing no longer pretended to be dead, he got up and carried Ying on his back, "Why are you standing still, why don't you run away, can you wait to be beaten to death?" Pause, and ran out of the campus in a blink of an eye. "Hey!" The rioting girl and the departing Ying made Yiye feel overwhelmed, but instinctively chased Long Xing and ran out of the campus.

Chapter 2 Ying, accompany me to Tokyo

Although the roads in the country are no longer as bumpy as they used to be, they are definitely not smooth. No. 11 vehicles are naturally unimpeded, and two-wheeled vehicles can barely pass, and those with four tires can hardly move an inch.Although there are not many four tires in the whole Okumuran.

The bumpy road is not much different from the Heping Road with Long Xing's stronger physical fitness than ordinary people. Anyway, compared with the steep rock wall, this kind of country road is weak.Normally it takes more than 30 minutes to walk and run all within 5 minutes, my face is not red, and I am... a little panting, and this is still the case with a girl on my back.Although Ying is not heavy, she only weighed 40 kilograms when she was stretched to death.Even so, it is not something that boys who lack exercise can easily do.

"Woo..." In front of the store named Yi Fubu, Ying pulled Long Xing's collar, signaling to stop, "Want to eat snacks? Okay, I'll treat you." Putting Ying down, Long Xing, who had a little spare money recently, walked in In the store, the fat and water don't flow to outsiders, the owner of the shop is also a member of his own.Well, yes, it's my 'person'.

As expected, the owner of the store, Yahiro Ifobu, is not in the store. "Miss Yahiro is still not there as usual. Forget it. What do you want to eat?" "Ice cream!" Ying answered without thinking, and yelled come out.

Sure enough, the answer was beyond Long Xing's expectations, after all Ying likes sweets like ice cream.Take out three boxes of ice cream, three flavors of vanilla, apple, and banana.Throwing it casually, the money went into the money collection jar on the counter accurately, and the accuracy was placed in the NBA's shooting, which absolutely killed a lot of people in seconds. "Which one do you want?" "Vanilla flavor!" Handed it to Ying, the two sat by the store and tasted it.

After a long while, following the sound of heavy footsteps, Yiye arrived panting, "Breathe...breathe..." With one hand on the wall, Yiye, who was panting like a cow, saw the two eating ice cream, Immediately glaring at Long Xing viciously, "Eat ice cream just after strenuous exercise, you are not afraid to spoil Ying!"

Hearing this, Long Xing had a strange look on his face, and he stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Yiye's eyes.Startled suddenly, Yiye subconsciously slapped away the dangling palm, "What are you doing!" "There's nothing wrong with your eyes." Long Xing murmured, shaking his red wrist.

Feeling being despised, Yiye made a vicious look, "What's wrong!" It was Long Xing who ran with Ying on his back.But now Kanying's face is calm, no sweat stains can be seen on his forehead, unlike himself, the few strands of hair on his forehead have been wet and stuck together with sweat.There are various indications that Ying has not moved from beginning to end.

Seeing Yiye's silence, the corners of Long Xing's mouth curled up slightly, "Since you can't eat ice cream after strenuous exercise, then Ying, you can eat Yiye's portion together." Molesting Miss Yiye or something is a daily routine A must have thing!

"Oh!" With a cheer, Ying happily took the last piece of ice cream from Long Xing, but was snatched away by Yiye before opening it, "No! If you eat too much ice cream, you will get fat..." He was snatched away Ice Cream Ying suddenly had a bitter face: "How can this be..." "But eating ice cream after strenuous exercise will spoil it." Long Xing stopped Yi Ye with what Yi Ye said.

"I'm in good health, it doesn't matter!" Yiye glared at Long Xing again, "Besides, don't you also eat!" "For me, this amount of exercise is considered a warm-up!" It's unbelievable, but it's the truth.

The three of them ate slowly in peace, and no one spoke until the meal was over. "It's so satisfying." Ying closed her eyes, looking satisfied.

Unlike the city, there is always a breeze blowing in the countryside from time to time, taking away the heat that is approaching summer, but it cannot take away the hidden troubles. "Hey, Long Xing, did something happen? Tell me, if you can't solve it alone, let everyone help." Tranquility Zhongying said.Tilting his head and digging his ears, Long Xing didn't care, "No, he's a boy, and he likes Ying."

Wiping the cream from the corner of Ying's mouth for Ying, Yiye also responded: "Ying is right, no matter how good you are, Long Xing, you will always encounter things that cannot be done by yourself. Say it out, and we can plan together, maybe we can solve it." gone."

If Ying found out that she was abnormal, Long Xing would not be surprised.Among the opposite sex around her, Ying has the most contact with her.But if even Yiye found out, it would show that he was indeed too obvious. "Can you tell me where I showed my feet." Long Xing asked calmly, since he was exposed, he stopped pretending.

"I've felt a strange aura emanating from you since the morning." Yiye said, "And all your actions today are too, um, too high-profile."

From Yiye's words, Long Xing had already understood, he smiled helplessly, but he felt that there was no difference, it was the same as going to get out of class, going to bed, and leaving after class.I'm afraid it was the last astonishing climb that was unexpected.

Lifting up his sleeves, he revealed the Hidden Blade tied to his arm, "Yesterday, I finished the weapon given to me by the old... Master." The Hidden Sword was a standard weapon in the Assassins Creed series of large-scale console games in the previous life, but Long Xing did not expect that he would After crossing, you will get something like this.Reluctantly, through the Internet, Long Xing discovered that this world has nothing to do with Assassins Creed, neither golden apples nor sweet or spicy.

However, this does not prevent Long Xing from yearning for the previous Assassins who killed one person in ten steps and did not hold back, and slaughtered the city if they didn't agree with each other.So after getting the production method, Long Xing spent a lot of energy to produce this iconic weapon.It's just that the current Hidden Blade is only the original version, that is, the original improved version that Uncle E just got from Da Vinci. There are still many things that can be improved, but there is no time to study it.

Stretching out the Hidden Sword, Long Xing casually threw out the apple he was carrying, and cut it into six pieces with a wave of his hand, two pieces for each person. "In addition, I just registered as a fighter and just got certified."