Please Give My Second Dimension More Daily Life

However, in order to save time, I chose chess, which takes less time, instead of Go.But the result was still coming and going, and when there were only pawns left in the end, the two sides still had a tie, and it was counted as a draw.

Of course, Tianyi played this round entirely by himself, because Ximen who came to the door because of hearing about Xiaoaojianghu dragged Long Xing away.

Then there is the book, which seems to have been compared before, and Tianyi is slightly better.

Losing a game and drawing a game, Bu Dongren also knew that it couldn't be compared to this, "Calligraphy is ever-changing, but it is also similar. I have seen the calligraphy and painting ability of a little girl before, so we might as well change the way."

With almost blind trust in Long Xing, Tianyi agreed without thinking too much, "Okay, how can I change it?" Overwhelm Tianyi on the pair.

[Heaven's evil is still forgiven, but self-inflicted evil cannot live. 】

[Yeah, this guy has taken the word "death" to the extreme! 】With a world as the background, Long Xing is still afraid of reciting poems?Apart from other things, there is no Li Bai in this world!

"Okay, then let's go first, little girl." Bu Dongren stepped aside.

After thinking about it, Long Xing still didn't use those eternal absolutes from his previous life, but just used a relatively common one, "Two, three, four, five."

what is this?Everyone present was a little puzzled, but Bu Dongren thought for a while and his face was slightly gloomy, "Six seven eight nine."

[Horizontal batch, lack of clothing and food. ] Tianji added a sentence. "Then it's Mr. Bu's turn." Tianyi gently stretched out his hand.

Taking a deep breath, Bu Dongren looked serious, "The freezing rain sprinkles people at two o'clock in the east and three o'clock in the west." Doesn't the freezing mean two o'clock in the east, and doesn't it mean three o'clock in the west when it is sprinkled?This question is not easy...

Good question, but it's a pity that there is an answer to this question in the previous life, "cut and divide the guest horizontally and vertically." Directly tell Tianyi the next line.The answer with almost no time to think, drew applause from members of the V family.

"Please again, little girl!" Bu Dongren also extended his hand.

Turning around to look at Tianyi and A Ling, he spat out a couplet, "Green, green, red, everywhere is Yingying Yanyan!" After saying that, he immediately regretted it. This seems to be a bit of a bully, so I put it here to refer to the V family. Girl, how can Bu Dongren respond to this?

Seemingly aware of something wrong, Tianyi added, "If Mr. Bu doesn't want it, then Mr. Bu can make one instead."

Bu Dongren, who was so angry, said with a smile on his face: "Then I'm not welcome, I'm out of the Shanglian, and the humble woman can be called a slave if she is a maidservant!"

【Nonsence!Chi Guoguo scolded people! 】

This time Long Xing's face also turned black, [I'm absolutely forced to swell this guy! 】

Tianyi next to him heard the meaning, and even showed an aggrieved expression. The other people present were also unhappy, especially the old general Luo, who could almost condense ink.

"People used to be monks, but they can't become Buddhas!" He gave the second couplet, and Tianyi pushed it back.

After opening his mouth, Bu Dongren was pushed again, and this time it was quite heavy, and his face couldn't hold back at all. Without even thinking about it, the pair opened their mouths and came, "The child is not empty!"

"My lord is too angry!" They are all pairs from previous lives, and they can answer almost without thinking.

A little anxious, "There are three masters in one township and two miles. They don't know the four books, five classics and six arts, but they dare to teach seven, eight or nine children. It's very bold!" After a swipe, all the older generations present were darkened.

Even Luo Hongtu and Luo Zhenbi were dark-faced, completely partial, didn't they know that all the dignitaries present were there!This is so uneducated!

[It's this guy who is bold, all the older generations present are included in this map! 】

[Before you die, step on it again! 】

"Ten households and nine poverty-stricken ones, with eighty-two-seven cents, six cents, five cents and four cents, even half-hearted, first-class filth!" I don't know the source of this sentence, but it appeared in Xingye's version of Tang Bohu's Dian Qiuxiang, so I naturally remember it deeply.

The previous few sentences were pushed back, and when this sentence was added again, Bu Dongren's eyes were red, and several of the older generation had already sullenly recruited the sergeant to set up the troublesome Bu Dongren, "Damn, hate!"

Unable to break free from the shackles of the sergeant, Bu Dongren stared at Tianyi with red eyes, and finally shouted in a hoarse voice: "In the deep mountains of Eryuan Duanmu, a little monkey dares to saw each other!" According to go.

Well, I also heard this sentence in Guo Degang's cross talk, "A horse stumbles in the mud, how can an old beast show its hooves!"

"You, you!" Panicked, Bu Dongren spat out a mouthful of blood, and was dragged away by the sergeant like a dead dog.

Chapter 55 Invisible Beep, the deadliest (later)

Seeing Tianyi vomit blood angrily, no one thought it was too much. After all, it was Bu Dongren who started the trouble.

The scene calmed down, Xingchen immediately pulled Tianyi and asked in a low voice: "Wow, Tianyi, what kind of medicine did you take to turn from an idiot into such a smart one?".

With a pout, Tianyi replied dissatisfiedly: "I'm not an idiot!" The angry look looked very cute.

"Yes, yes, Tianyi is not stupid now." A Ling nodded, "I'm not stupid now, it's either now or not." A Ling didn't say this sentence.

Unexpectedly, Tianyi, who usually didn't hear the meaning behind the words, could hear the meaning this time, and immediately burst into fists, "A Ling is the idiot!"

Seeing the frolicking of everyone in the V family, the older generation all smiled in harmony, "It's good to be young!" "This is the world of young people!" "Hahaha..."

Laughing for a while, the first hand stepped forward, "Tianyi, since you are so good, grandpa and I have a pair here, try it, and you will get a prize if you pair up!"

Stopping to beat A Ling's powder fist, Tian Yi blinked cutely, "What's the prize?"

The other V family members won't win if they care about the prize first in front of the leader.

"Well, if you're right, New Oriental's pastry chefs who graduated this year will assign you a special one!" I still know that Tianyi likes to eat steamed buns, and it's just a matter of having a chef.

Hearing Baozi, Tianyi's eyes lit up immediately, "Okay, okay!"

Taking out the chef as a prize, the leader knew that Tianyi would definitely agree, and pointed to the beautiful mountains and waters around him, "Look at the beautiful mountains and waters, I wrote the first couplet: The waters, waters, mountains and mountains are beautiful everywhere."

Unable to understand the mystery, Tianyi could only beg Long Xing's help, Shui Lingling's big eyes blinked, trying to be cute.

[Tianyi uses the precious treasure against the holder--Lolita is so cute!The holder suffers massive damage! 】I originally planned to end it here, but seeing Tian Yi's pitiful appearance, I couldn't help it.

[The holder can't hold it!Holders surrender! ] Once again, he was defeated by being cute.

"Grandpa Zhou, you see that although it rained at noon, it is sunny today, and the landscape is very clear. So I am very curious about the second line: sunny, rainy and rainy!" Under Long Xing's instruction, Tianyi slowly answer.

After listening to it, the first one clapped his hands and laughed, "Tianyi, I can read this Shanghai couplet backwards, not only in double characters but also in reverse. It's beautiful and clear everywhere!"

"Oh, Tianyi was designed by Grandpa Zhou." Xingchen sighed, there is no way, New Oriental chefs are too famous, if Tianyi can be assigned one, all members of the V family can enjoy it.

Hee hee smiled, as if thinking of the steamed stuffed bun made by the chef, Tianyi wiped his saliva, "Aha, Grandpa Zhou, I can also read this couplet backwards: Qi Qi is good, it's always rainy or sunny!"

Can this match?Everyone was stunned, and the eyes they looked at Tianyi became strange, "My Shanglian can still step on the grid, and the cycle repeats: the water is bright, the mountains are beautiful, and the water and mountains are beautiful everywhere!"

After hearing this, Long Ya sighed helplessly, "Ginger is still hot..." Although he could tempt Tianyi with the steamed stuffed buns made by Xiaodang, but if he really wanted to get an exclusive chef, he still had a lot of ideas.

"Stepping on the flower grid, right? My second couplet is also fine." Tianyi counted with his fingers: "It's sunny when it's good, rainy when it's odd, and sunny and rainy when it's curious!"

"It's all right!" Ah Ling couldn't close her mouth in surprise, and Mo Qingxian put her finger in her mouth and teased her for a while.

[This is originally the pair that wrote about the scenery of Shanghai, Hangzhou and the south of the Yangtze River in the previous life. It is completely to give the owner a cook. 】The cook giving to Tianyi is no different from giving to Longxing.

[I won't worry about eating in the future.Well, it's best to arrange for Liu Maoxing to come over. 】

The leader was surprised for a while and remained silent for a long time before calming down, the corners of his mouth twitching slightly.

"Damn, Grandpa Zhou, have I passed?" Tianyi blinked.

"Passed, passed..." the leader said and patted Tianyi's head, "Tianyi, you are so good, should you consider joining the Huaxia Writers Association?"

Suck!There were gasping sounds all around, and she looked at Tianyi enviously.But Bu Tianyi shook his head and refused, "No, I want buns."

"The Writers' Association has an accident from New Oriental who specializes in cooking." The leader tempted again, but was still rejected, "No, Grandpa Zhou, don't lose to me as a chef, it's enough for me to make steamed buns."

Unexpectedly, he lifted a rock and shot himself in the foot, and the leader smiled wryly. "Tianyi, Grandpa Li also has a match." An old general who looked a little angry walked out with his beard.

"Is there a prize?" The concern is always food. "Bun!" "Okay!"

【Effective on Tianyi's treasure--the steamed stuffed bun...】

[Tianyi this guy! 】Long Xing has a black thread, and really wants to let go of it!It really depends on luck for the pair, if you encounter one you don't know, then pull it down!

"Looking at the plum blossoms alone to sweep the snow." A simple and clear answer. After speaking, Old General Li smiled, "This is the answer written by the old man's political commissar when he was doing activities in the brigade, but no one has answered it."

"Old Li, the more you live, the more you'll go back! Old things, or other people's things are all taken out!" There was a burst of boos.

Is this luck?It's still a pair from the previous life, "Looking at the mountains and dancing in the stream."

After reading the second couplet twice, Old General Li didn't seem to understand the mystery, "Tianyi, what's the point of your second couplet?" "Then what does Grandpa Li say about the first couplet?" He didn't answer, so he asked a question first.

"This political commissar actually said that the Shanglian is a homonym of do-re-mi-fa-so-la-si." Old General Li realized it was related to music, how could Tianyi not see it!

After reading the second couplet again, Ah Ling clapped her hands and revealed the mystery: "Ah, I know, the second couplet is a homonym of one, two, three, four, five, six, seven!" After saying this, everyone read it, and it was true.

After getting the second line, Old General Li gave a thumbs up in satisfaction and praised, "Come on, I'll ask the cooking team to deliver the buns to you tomorrow!"

But the old generals who have fought for a lifetime are convinced, but the dignitaries around Congwen still don't believe that Tianyi can be so right, and open their mouths to give the upper line, "The sky is the chessboard, and the stars are the sons. Who can play?"

Without answering right away, Tianyi looked at the person who asked the question and pursed his lips, "Answer it, I invite you to eat the hairy crabs from my hometown!" With the chef from New Oriental's cooking class present, there were no more buns left.

Wipe away the saliva again, "The ground makes the pipa, and the road makes the strings, which one dares to play?" Then he murmured, "Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs are delicious!" The person who wrote the question didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

The leader applauded and cheered, "Okay, okay!" Old General Luo twisted his chin thoughtfully.

"One plow plowed the roadside soil, and today the mangoes are planted." Another one came, "Donkey meat from the Northeast, do you want to try it?"

"Donkey meat is delicious too!" Tianyi smiled foolishly, rolling his eyes, "Hold the fire in the stove with both hands, it will be very cold tomorrow."

Once again, everyone was dumbfounded. They used 24 solar terms to make a pair, and it was so neat, very good.

Some people who don't believe in evil say, "The wind blows, the frost falls and the house turns into light snow!" Still using solar terms, "The meatballs made by my chef are still very special!"

"Rizhao Dragon Boat Festival Qingming see Chongyang at the bottom of the water!" The same is from the 24 solar terms, neat and neat, "for meatballs, there are red meatballs, white meatballs, Nanjian meatballs, Sixi meatballs, Sanxian meatballs, boiled meatballs, fresh shrimp meatballs, and fish meatballs. Preserved balls, croquettes, tofu balls..."

[Is this about cross talk? 】

[In addition to music, Tianyi is also good at eating. 】

There was another silence, but some people still refused to accept it, "One mouthful can swallow the water of two springs, three rivers, four seas and five lakes."

[Is this saying that Tianyi can eat? 】Tianji feels strange, too exaggerated.

[This is a riddle, and the answer is a hot water bottle. 】

"Dare to enter the thousands of households of the ten directions!" Tianyi said and began to count the food with his fingers.

"Draw the lotus flower and the monk painting!" After making another couplet, the person who wrote the question looked at Tianyi proudly.A not easy topic, in the eyes of ordinary people, is difficult.

[Tang Bohu's couplets are also shown?Is this showing off or embarrassing others? 】

[Someone answered it in the previous life, but not in this life.And there is no such person as Tang Bohu in this world. 】

"Shu Lin Han Mo Han Lin Shu." After finishing speaking, Tian Yi scratched his head, "There are too many things, I can't eat any more, what a waste!" His heart ached, it was a pity.

[The holders are almost the same, and there are really too many to go on. 】

[Not too much, not too much, stop when you get enough of a thousand-year-old recipe song. 】I originally planned to take Tianyi to eat all over the country before writing this song, but now it seems that staying in the 3rd district can fill my stomach, so why not do it.

"Red flowers everywhere!" Another couplet.

"There are many green trees. I want to eat fish!"

"The young phoenix learns to fly, and the wind and cloud of thousands of miles will start from now on!"

"Rise up Qianlong, and the nine-day thunderstorm will come in time." After answering Tianyi, he looked distressed, "No, no, there are too many, it is really going to be wasted!"