"But……"
"Even if the gift money is less, there is really no one who packs five yuan like Zhang Dazui!"
"As the saying goes: Reach out and don't hit a smiling face."
"Although Zhang Dazui came here uninvited, he was doing a good job after all. Fifth Aunt couldn't say anything, so I could only warmly keep him here for dinner."
"It's not impolite to open your mouth wide, open two mouths, and what you eat is a mouth full of oil."
"And, what's even more ridiculous is..."
"This guy, he didn't leave after eating a table, he was dawdling, it made him wait until the next table!"
"When it was dark, my belly was swollen with my mouth wide open, and I was drunk too much. I staggered up and went to put water on it to make room for my stomach."
"The nephew of the fifth aunt's family, I will be angry if I see him early."
"I saw Zhang Dazui's trajectory at a glance, and quickly got up to stop him, saying that there was a female family member in the toilet, and it was convenient to take him to someone else's house."
"Helpless, I opened my mouth wide and followed the person who led the way, and walked around for a long time."
"In a blink of an eye, that person disappeared!!"
"The man who opened his mouth is also big-hearted, so he didn't pay attention to so much."
"He just stared at the front in a daze. Houses are connected to houses, and there are many figures, but he can't see clearly."
"I opened my mouth wide and muttered, "Grandma, what a leg, what are these old people doing around here at night!"
"Just like that, Zhang Dazui was unsteady on his feet and almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, he moved quickly and supported a big tree next to him."
"I opened my mouth wide and took a closer look. It turned out that I was standing in front of a yellow mud house."
"There are three big trees lined up in front of the house. The thick yellow bark is as thick as two people hugging each other!"
"In front of the house under the tree, there is a group of people around, all squatting, stuffing things into their mouths to eat."
"Seeing this, Zhang Dazui was immediately dumbfounded, and muttered: What are these people doing, why are they all squatting on the ground to eat?"
"Just when he was wondering, an old lady in black clothes next to him screamed in anger."
"But... no one pays attention to her at all, she keeps eating on her own."
"Looking at those people chewing and chewing, the addiction to mouth opening came up again, and I stopped looking for the toilet. I started to pee as soon as I pulled my trouser pocket behind the tree, thinking that I could eat with them after peeing. !"
"But……"
"Strange to say."
"When he urinates, the tree in front of him is only a short circle!"
"Before he finished urinating, the three big trees suddenly disappeared."
"It's like drilling into the ground out of thin air!"
"Opening his mouth wide, he pulled his trouser belt with one hand and rubbed his eyes with the other."
"When he took a closer look, he was so frightened that his forehead began to sweat, his face turned pale, and his lips turned purple."
"turn out to be……"
"In front of his eyes, there are no houses at all, let alone trees. What is there is just a large stretch of graves!"
"And under his feet, there are three yellow sticks of incense that have been washed down by urine, and several piles of steamed buns sandwiched raw food, with a little yellow paper dust on them, and they are all wet by urine!"
"It's delicious to open your mouth wide, but he's not a bully."
"Seeing these incense and tributes, and thinking of the people he saw just now, he knows...he has...been hit by a ghost!!"
"When I think about it..."
"His calves are starting to get weak!!"
"The body can't help shaking violently!"
"Opened his mouth wide and turned his head to run, but as soon as he turned around, he saw a group of people standing behind him!!"
"Everyone is grinning at him with hideous faces!"
"Especially the old lady in black that I saw earlier, her eyes were red with anger, and long nails grew out of her two withered claws, and she ran towards the face with her mouth wide open!"
"That night."
"Open your mouth wide and go back to your home in the dark."
"As soon as he entered the courtyard door, he yelled that he was hungry."
"At this moment, his parents have already fallen asleep, and there is no other purpose, just to save electricity."
"However, when I opened my mouth wide, I couldn't stop picking pots and bowls in the kitchen."
"Their two elders can only get up while scolding."
"His father was cursing: You are such a bastard, tiger guy, I think you are a reincarnation of a starving ghost, how can you not be full if you go to eat rice noodles? Isn't Qian Dute's mother's white flower!! Grandma, you have a leg, let’s see if I don’t beat you to death today!!”
"Talking."
"When he opened his mouth wide, his father raised his fist and greeted him in the face."
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