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Su Hao was full of resentment in his heart, he gave the two people a bad look, and then said seriously: "Listen to me, both of you, I have something serious to tell you."

Xiao Yan was really drunk, and started talking nonsense: "Group leader, what's the business, let's talk about it tomorrow, let's not get drunk today! Come on, try this mutton skewer, and have a sip of wine, it's so good eat!"

As he spoke, Xiao Yan took a bite of the mutton skewers himself, and then took another sip of wine.

Su Hao: "..."

Didn't you say you want to give me something to eat?

Why was it all eaten by yourself?

Oh, I get it now, you're kidding me.

Xiao Yanzi, I have recorded all your actions today in my notebook. Let's wait until autumn to settle the accounts.

You are dead.

"Group leader, don't mind, Xiao Yanzi drank too much, and now he is unconscious, he doesn't know who you are..." Zhang Wuji explained: "If you have something serious, just tell me. I'm not drunk yet."

Su Hao rolled his eyes and said angrily, "I think you're almost drunk too."

Zhang Wuji insisted: "No, I'm not drunk, I'm not."

"Okay, you are not drunk, then listen to me, what I want to say is related to your life and safety, you listen carefully to me—" Su Hao looked at Zhang Wuji and said: "Do you still remember [ Inverse Paradise]?"

"What the hell?" Xiao Yan suddenly interjected: "What park? Amusement park? I went to an amusement park before traveling through time, and the merry-go-round was very fun, spinning, jumping, I closed my eyes, Be careful and time travel... After this time travel, there will be no amusement park anymore, children will start to practice, it is too difficult for me, I really want to go to the amusement park."

"..."

Su Hao looked at Xiao Yan speechlessly, this guy started to play crazy after drinking too much, and even played on a merry-go-round, if you keep talking nonsense like this, I will let you go to bungee jumping.

It will definitely make you feel refreshed.

"Group lord, I remember clearly what you said about [Inverse Paradise]. It was the mysterious mission and I completed it. There was only one fish that slipped through the net. She ran away. Could it be that she was killed again Come back?" Zhang Wuji was a little too drunk, but he still remembered the power of [Ni Paradise].

After all, it is a force related to him. If he doesn't remember clearly, what should he do if he suddenly kills him back?

Salad?

It's not summer now, so cold salad won't work.

"That's right, [Inverted Paradise] came back again, I think it came to seek revenge on you, what do you think?" Su Hao asked.

"The group leader is right." Zhang Wuji said.

"Don't want me to think, I want you to think, answer me quickly." Su Hao said angrily.

"Well, I... think so, the group leader, what you said is very reasonable. The only person who escaped was my fake cousin. Now that [Inverse Paradise] has returned, it must be my fake cousin who brought someone back. I, I...group leader, what should I do?" Zhang Wuji asked.

"Let's make it cold." Su Hao said.

"No, cold salad is not good. In such a cold day, you can't eat cold salad." Zhang Wuji said.

"We don't want cold salad, we want to eat barbecue." Xiao Yan interjected again.

"..."

Su Hao was extremely speechless.

There is really no way to communicate with these two drunks.

Ugh……

Can only take the last resort.

Let the two drunkards sober up first, let them regain their sanity.

But how to sober up?

Generally speaking, it is to drink sober soup for alcoholics, or to take sober medicine, and then to induce vomiting...

The situation of these two alcoholics is more serious.

Su Hao decided to take the ultimate measure, and guaranteed to awaken their rationality after using it.

Pata~~~Patta~~~

Two small water balloons hit the faces of the two of them, and the cold feeling was enough to awaken their reason.

In fact it is.

After the little water polo slapped the face, Xiao Yan and Zhang Wuji sobered up.

"Group leader, why are you here?" Xiao Yan said in surprise.

"My head hurts a bit." Zhang Wuji reached out and rubbed his temples, and then said with some confusion: "I seem to remember what the group leader said to me, but I can't remember now, group leader, can you tell me again?" ?”

"Yes." Su Hao said: "I'm here to tell you something serious, because you and Xiao Yanzi drank too much, became delirious, and started talking nonsense, I have no choice but to splash you with a small water polo, Now that you're all sober, it's time for me to talk to you, the members of [Reverse Paradise] are here."

"what?"

Zhang Wuji was completely sober now. When he heard the words "Niyuan", he felt bad, his face turned pale instantly, and he asked excitedly: "Group leader, what you said is true." ? The members of [Inverse Paradise] really came?"

At this moment, Zhang Wuji recalled the fear of being dominated by members of [Inverse Paradise].

One, two, three, four, the girls who liked him were all fake, it was as terrifying as when Duan Yu found out that the girls he liked turned into his younger sisters in the end.

"What did I lie to you for?" Su Hao said angrily, "Be careful now, maybe they will come to seek revenge on you sometime."