Chat Group Started from Baolian Lantern

Su Hao: "Don't talk about the reason, what about the robot 'Little Witch' now? You send it to me in a red envelope, and I'll go to Big Big Wolf to repair it."

Hun Xingmeng: "Group leader, it's too late, the robot 'Little Witch' is completely finished."

Su Hao: "What's going on?"

Hun Xingmeng: "It's like this, because I couldn't find you, the group leader, so I had to ask Tom Cat for help. I spent a pack of dried fish as a reward, and asked Tom Cat to help me repair the robot 'Little Witch', and then... There is no more, my robot "Little Witch" was dismantled by Tom Cat, and never put back together, this hateful blue and white cat, don't let me see him, otherwise, I will kill him with my own hands !"

Su Hao: "Tom Cat is as powerful as Big Big Wolf, why did you dismantle the robot 'Little Witch'?"

Hun Xingmeng: "I don't know which bastard told Tom that a bag of dried fish is not acceptable as a reward. If it doesn't work, he can give me some advice, and I will give him more rewards as appropriate, but who knows? There is something wrong with Tom Cat, and he directly dismantled my robot 'Little Witch'!"

Su Hao: "So, your 'Little Witch' plan hasn't started yet?"

Hun Xingmeng: "Even 'Little Witch' is not ready, how can I start this plan? Group leader, do you have a way to replace 'Little Witch'?"

Xiao Yan: "Ahem, group leader, and cousin Xingmeng, I think, you should stop carrying out this nonsense 'little witch' plan, the other one is not so easy to deceive, and it is wrong to deceive people Yes, this will lower the integrity value of our chat group. There was no integrity in the first place, but now it has become lower. The atmosphere of our chat group will become more and more weird. I hope the group leader can pay attention to this issue. "

Wang Duoyu: "Little Yanzi finally couldn't help standing up and speaking for the other self! Wuji, Wuji, I won this bet, so hurry up and give me points!"

Zhang Wuji: "Brother Wang, I only said to bet with you, I didn't say to use points as a bet, I won't give you points."

Wang Duoyu: "Wuji, Wuji, this is where you fail in life. How can you not count your words? I look down on you, Brother Wang!"

Zhang Wuji: "If you look down on it, then look down on it, it's better than giving you points!"

Wang Duoyu: "Oh, people's hearts are not ancient, Xiao Wuji who was originally stupid, now I don't know who to learn from."

Zhang Wuji: "..."

Xiao Yan: "Don't be crooked! Group leader, what do you think about my proposal? Anyway, I think, for the sake of the atmosphere of the chat group, we can't tolerate such deceitful plans by Cousin Xingmeng!"

Hun Xingmeng: "Little Yanzi, don't you think so, I want me to think that my plan is pretty good, isn't it just that the person who cheated is the other you? Didn't you agree before? Why don't you agree now? Have you regretted it? Is it because my plan didn't go well?"

Wang Duoyu: "Hey, Brother Hun, I have a way to let you continue your 'Little Witch' plan, do you want to hear it?"

Hun Xingmeng: "Brother Wang, what plan can you come up with? Are you fooling me?"

Wang Duoyu: "In front of the group leader, if I fool you, my surname will be written upside down from now on!"

Zhang Wuji: "Brother Wang, you are fooling people again. If the character '王' is reversed, it will still be the character '王'!"

Hun Xingmeng: "Brother Wang, although I don't think you can come up with a good idea, but there is no other way now, let me tell you, what is your solution?"

Wang Duoyu: "Brother Soul, your 'Little Witch' plan is missing a 'Little Witch' now, go dress as a woman!

From now on, you are the 'Little Witch'. In this case, there will be no problems.

Moreover, because it is the plan you came up with, and you are the protagonist, the plan can be implemented more smoothly. The only disadvantage is that you need to sacrifice a bit.

But I think it's okay for you to make some sacrifices for the success of the 'Little Witch' project. "

Hun Xingmeng: "Why don't you, Brother Wang, come here and dress up as a 'little witch'? I welcome you with my hands up. I really can't do women's clothes. After all, I am a straight man of steel, so it is absolutely impossible for me to wear women's clothes."

Wang Duoyu: "For the success of the 'Little Witch' project, Brother Hun, you should sacrifice a little bit to wear women's clothing."

Hun Xingmeng: "Impossible. You only need to wear women's clothes 0 times or countless times. As long as you wear women's clothes once, you will never be able to get rid of women's clothes in this lifetime. I, a straight steel man, will never wear women's clothes."

I'm going!

According to Hun Xingmeng's statement, since I separated Xiaolongnv's avatar, I have been linked to women's clothing for the rest of my life.

It turns out that I have long been a legend in women's clothing.

hiss~~

Seeing the exchange between Hun Xingmeng and Wang Duoyu, Su Hao couldn't help but gasped, feeling the coolness piercing his bones.

Wang Duoyu: "Brother Hun, let's stop arguing and ask the group leader. If the group leader has other ideas, you don't need to dress up as a woman."

Hun Xingmeng: "Even if the group leader has no other choice, I don't know how to dress as a woman."

Zhang Wuji: "Actually, I have a more radical approach. The person who knows yourself best, besides your enemies, is yourself, so...

We can let Xiao Yanzi be that 'little witch' and let him fool himself.

What do you think of my method? "

Xiao Yan: "Wuji, what hatred do I have with you?

You cheated me so much!

Let me fool another me, you can really figure it out!

Don't say I can't do it, even if I can do it, I won't do it. As cousin Xingmeng said, it is impossible to wear women's clothing, and I will never know how to wear women's clothing in this life!

I am a straight man of steel, a pure man, and I will never fool another me by dressing up as a woman! "

Hun Xingmeng: "Little Yanzi, sometimes sacrifice is necessary, I think so, you can try it."

Xiao Yan: "Cousin Xingmeng, don't force me to breathe out fragrance!"

Su Hao: "Ahem, what you are talking about is getting more and more heavy taste, don't mention women's clothing anymore, anyway, you are not happy, find a real 'little witch' to go there, I am worried that she will be out of control and exposed' Little Witch' plan, so still have to use the robot.

I'll let Big Big Wolf make another robot.

Absorbing the experience of the last failure this time, it is guaranteed to produce a suitable robot "Little Witch" to complete the "Little Witch" plan of Hun Xingmeng.

Just stay calm, I'm going to find Big Big Wolf right now. "