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"Big brother, why is he crying?"

Tu Shan Susu glanced at the fat Taoist priest, seeing that he was smiling happily and didn't look like he was going to cry, so he asked in puzzlement.

"Because I would beat him to tears."

Su Hao said.

"Hey, brother group leader, why did you beat and cry him?"

Tu Shan Susu didn't understand again.

In her opinion, this fat Taoist priest didn't offend them, let alone bully them, so why beat him to tears?

The group owner brother didn't know what he was thinking.

Maybe it was his idea.

"Because he deserves a beating like this, I don't want to give him a beating, but I can't control my hand."

Su Hao said.

"Oh, I see, the elder brother of the group owner doesn't want to hit someone, it is the elder brother of the group owner who wants to hit someone."

Tu Shan Susu suddenly realized, and said with a smile.

"..."

Hearing this, Teng Qingshan almost burst out laughing.

This silly Susu can say anything stupid, it's so funny, it's not an exaggeration to say that she is the pistachio in the chat group.

"Little brother Qingshan, why are you snickering?"

Tu Shan Susu also heard this laughter, couldn't help but turned to look at Teng Qingshan, and asked directly.

"It's nothing, I just thought of something to make me happy."

Teng Qingshan quickly changed the subject.

"What makes me happy?"

Tu Shan Susu asked curiously.

"Susu, I can't tell you this."

Teng Qingshan said.

"Don't call me Susu, call me sister Susu."

Tu Shan Susu put her hands on her hips, looked at Teng Qingshan angrily and said: "Little brother Qingshan, remember it for me!"

"Okay, sister Susu, I'll remember, I won't call you Susu again next time."

Teng Qingshan said perfunctorily.

I really can't afford to be hurt by asking him, who is almost forty in mental age, to call a sister-in-law who looks like she is in her teens.

Although this little aunt is said to be several thousand years old, her appearance is so deceptive that normal people would not regard her as an old monster who lived thousands of years when they first saw her. Be like a little girl.

"Brother group leader, he is still laughing, when did you beat him to tears?"

After getting Teng Qingshan's promise, Tu Shan Susu was satisfied, so he let Teng Qingshan go and said to Su Hao instead.

At this time, the fat Taoist priest, that is, the conscienceless Daoist Duan De, was walking towards the brats.

When I landed, there was a distance from the barbecue area of ​​the brats, not very far, only six or seven meters.

Such a short distance, five or six steps, almost arrived.

Duan De can be regarded as sharp-eyed, and when he heard the conversation between Su Hao and Tu Shan Susu, he suddenly became a little unhappy.

I think Taoist Duan is so conscientious that he digs graves everywhere, oh no, he goes to archaeology. He has exhausted his painstaking efforts in order to reproduce the ancient history in the world, but the result is not understood by the world, and he is often chased away. run west...

Now I finally found the tomb of the last demon emperor ten thousand years ago based on the click. I just went down for archaeology, and before I had time to do anything, the ancient tomb of the demon emperor was unearthed.

With such a big commotion, all kinds of monsters and ghosts were attracted to him. With his small waist now, he couldn't hold on, so he had no choice but to run away.

Of course, the so-called escaping is not really escaping, but leaving the most dangerous place and hiding nearby to see if there is any benefit.

As a result, I met such a few strange bear children.

One of the brats actually said he was going to beat him to tears.

Really, if Daoist doesn't show his power, the brats don't know how powerful he is. If they want to beat him to tears, let him beat the brats to tears first.

Thinking of this, Duan De walked over with a smile: "Children, where have all your parents gone?"

Tu Shan Susu looked at Duan De curiously: "Uncle Fat Taoist Priest, we came out to play by ourselves."

Duan De said: "Oh, so you came out to play by yourself. You guys are really brave enough. Don't you know there are many bad guys out there?"

Tu Shan Susu said with a smile: "Susu is not afraid, there is the elder brother of the group leader, no bad person can hurt us."

Duan De asked curiously: "Who is the elder brother of the group leader you are talking about?"

Su Hao stood up and said with a smile: "It's me, fat Taoist priest, don't ask any more, now just let me catch you obediently, and I will hit you softly when I hit you later."

"Little guy, your tone of voice is really loud, and you want to make Daoist cry, hehe, Daoist will discipline you for your parents first."