Subverted This is the Emperor Chat Group

But the next moment, Zhu Di felt that he had been hasty.

Zhu Gaoxu blinked his eyes, obviously feeling that the expected effect had not been achieved, then he slapped his forehead and suddenly realized.

He made a handprint with a serious face, pointed at Zhu Di and said:

"The sky is spirited and the earth is spirited, the Tathagata Buddha will appear soon."

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Amitabha, blah blah blah!"

I rub!

Li Jinglong really gave Zhu Gaoxu a thumbs up at this moment, prince, I was wrong, you can still continue to die!

At this moment, the black-clothed monk Yao Guangxiao couldn't bear it any longer, he laughed out loud with a thump, and then held his stomach against the wall, he felt that his life was not long!

If this continues, sooner or later you will be laughed to death.

By the way, is your mantra from Taoism?Or Buddhist?

Who did you learn this from?

Mess.

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Li Shimin was already laughing so hard at this moment, Concubine Yang kept patting his back from behind, Concubine Yang's brows were full of puzzlement.

What happened to His Majesty?

How can you laugh like this?

Is this bewitched?

Concubine Yang was already thinking, should she ask Li Chunfeng to clean up for His Majesty?

Li Shimin obviously didn't realize that he would soon follow in Zhu Di's footsteps.

At this moment, Li Shimin was hammering the chair, feeling extremely excited.

Qiangu Li Er (the hero and the sinner):

"I knew it was so."

"He can, he really can!"

"Zhu Di, are you underestimating your own son?"

"On Tiehanhan, your son is the king!"

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Yue Fei is also drunk at the moment, is this the emperor of the Ming Dynasty?

This brain circuit is really different from ordinary people.

Yue Fei was fighting at the moment, although he knew that something would happen if he was distracted, but even so, he couldn't control himself from laughing.

As a result, he was almost shot through the throat with an arrow.

Is this really laughable?

Yue Fei's head was full of black lines.

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At this moment, Zhu Wen, Emperor of Daliang, was also taken aback.

bad guy:

"I don't accept my mother's wall."

"I'll just give in to a son like Zhu Di, how did you make it?"

"Share your experience."

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Zhu Di also wanted to know, how did he give birth to such a son?

Are all the genes of our old Zhu family so good?

Is that all you love about mutations?

Zhu Di couldn't bear it anymore, tore up the talisman paper on his forehead, and then threw it on the ground and stomped on it a few times. This is simply the greatest shame in life!

Then, he turned his head, raised his arm, and slapped Zhu Gaoxu's face fiercely with the big ear photon.

Zhu Gaoxu screamed, with a touch of disbelief, his body spun 270 degrees, and hit the ground with a bang.

But Zhu Gaoxu got up and said the next sentence, which made Zhu Di really convinced!

Zhu Gaoxu yelled at Yao Guangxiao, a monk in black: "Master, your talisman is not working! I want to return it!"

The black-clothed monk Yao Guangxiao looked up at the sky, and subconsciously moved a little further away from the prince Zhu Gaoxu. Getting too close to this guy would seriously affect his IQ.

Besides, is my major a talisman?

My major is rebellion.

Most importantly, is your focus wrong?

But at this moment, Zhu Di couldn't bear it any longer, and yelled through gritted teeth: "Zhu Gaoxu! I think your skin is itchy."

As he said that, Zhu Di opened up all his firepower, punching punch after punch, and beat Zhu Gaoxu into a pig's head at that time.

Zhu Gaoxu screamed again and again, and said aggrievedly: "Father, are you really possessed by a ghost? I am your son!"

Zhu Di was about to die of anger, and only then did he realize that this stupid son thought he was possessed by a ghost?

This is because I have been too good recently!

However, thinking that in broad daylight, in front of my wife and all the ministers, my son actually posted a yellow paper, and the worst thing is that you still posted it with saliva.

How could Zhu Di bear this?

If you don't beat Zhu Gaoxu, you will definitely feel uncomfortable.

At that time, he roared angrily: "I'll fuck your mother!"

Then the fight became even more fierce.

After Zhu Gaoxu heard this sentence, his face was extremely helpless, and he always felt that this sentence was very familiar.

But he couldn't remember it for a while, so he could only react according to his heart. He said honestly to his old mother: "Mom, my father has something to do with you. It seems that he is really urgent."

At this moment, the queen finally felt the anger in Zhu Di's heart. This son really couldn't be had.

"Zhu-gao-xu!"

In the Daming Palace, mixed doubles immediately appeared.

The fat Zhu Gaochi has a simple and honest face. He is very worried that his mother will hurt his mother's hand if he beats someone.

So very filial handed a stick.

The scream of the prince Zhu Gaoxu was even more miserable.

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In the chat group, the emperors watched this family farce happily.

At this moment, they all felt that no time was wasted, which was simply the biggest gain of the day.

Some people even cheered and shouted for Zhu Di.

Friends of wives:

"Shoot him in the eye, slap him in the eye."

"Zhu Di, give him a black eye."

"That's how you become a mascot!"

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Even Empress Lu and Wu Zetian watched Zhu Di educate their son with great interest.

At this moment, the emperors are even a little bit in a trance, this is what it means to love each other as a family!

This family farce lasted for an hour, and Zhu Gaoxu was beaten by Zhu Di and his wife and lay on the ground like a dead pig.

I can't even move.

Zhu Di and Empress Xu finally stopped fighting, and if the fight continued, their son would be disabled.

They felt that such a lesson should be enough for Zhu Gaoxu to remember.

But Zhu Gaoxu's mental activity at the moment is: next time he must find a professional, the talisman drawn by the black-clothed monk Yao Guangxiao is really defective!

After Zhu Di taught his son a lesson, he looked at Li Jinglong viciously, and shouted, "What did you see just now?"

Li Jinglong quickly shook his head, looking around in a daze:

"where am I?

who am I?

what am i doing here "

While talking, Li Jinglong turned his head and was about to leave, feeling like sleepwalking.

Zhu Di's face was uncertain, thinking whether he should beat Li Jinglong too?

But after thinking for a while, I still suppressed this impulsive thought, and said with a cold snort:

"You come back to me!"

"What did you find out in the south?"

"Are you done with your errands?"

Only then did Li Jinglong wipe the cold sweat off his forehead, thinking: I saw Zhu Di's most embarrassing side today, will this Zhu Di kill someone?

In the future, he must keep his mouth shut. Today's incident must not be spread to the outside world, otherwise he will not be able to eat and walk around.

Li Jinglong sorted out his emotions, as if he didn't see Zhu Gaoxu who was lying on the ground humming like a pig, but said solemnly:

"Your Majesty's admiration for His Majesty is like a torrential river, continuous and endless. Your Majesty is really ingenious, planning strategies......"