Subverted This is the Emperor Chat Group

"This chat group, it will increase my lifespan and health."

"You still want to sanction me, how is it possible?"

"I, Li Longji, am protected by Yanhuang luck."

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Cao Cao spit out a mouthful of phlegm at that time.

Friends of wives:

"I really want to spray you to death with a mouthful of thick phlegm."

"Are you embarrassed by saying that?"

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The human emperor Xin was also disgusted by Li Longji, and now even the barbecue that Daji fed him didn't taste good to him.

According to him, he meant to evaluate Li Longji immediately.

But at this moment, Qin Shihuang was thinking about another thing, which was to bring in the emperor of the Qing Dynasty.

Great Qin True Dragon:

"Li Longji will die sooner or later."

"Let's pull the next emperor first."

"What, Crow's Mouth, come this time!"

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Cao Cao rolled his eyes, who called the crow's mouth?

Friends of wives:

"Then it's up to me."

"I've said it before, the place in Shaanxi is evil, and you still don't believe it!"

"As soon as I, Cao Cao, go out, it will be absolutely fine."

"However, this is my first time smoking, so I guess I'm a little short of time."

"I think there is a high probability that the last emperor of the Ming Dynasty was drawn out."

"Do you believe it or not?"

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Everyone was speechless, believe in your sister!

If that's the case, don't call him Cao Cao, you can just call him Crow's Mouth!

But the next moment, everyone was really shocked.

【Ding, welcome to join the group chat from 'Self-Hanging Southeast Branch'! 】

Cao Cao smacked his lips.

Friends of wives:

"The name assigned to this chat group is unique!"

"Could it be that it's better to hang on the southeast branch if you want to be happy in life?"

"Damn it, isn't this the Emperor Chongzhen of the Ming Dynasty who hung a crooked neck tree?"

"I really admire myself, I have definitely opened my mouth!"

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The corners of Zhu Di's mouth twitched wildly at this moment, his impression of Chongzhen was really mixed.

He didn't even know how to describe the last emperor of the Ming Dynasty.

And Qin Shihuang looked at Cao Cao differently now, this guy's mouth is really poisonous!

Does that work too?

Then let Cao Cao come to pick people next time.

You really hit the nail on the head.

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At this moment, Chongzhen had just ascended the throne not long ago.

His elder brother, the carpenter emperor, handed over this mess to him, and Chongzhen felt that with his own intelligence, he could definitely turn the tide and rejuvenate the Ming Dynasty!

Motivated for a while.

He wanted to make drastic reforms, and he wished he could write a plan with tens of thousands of words at that time to show his grand plans and ambitions!

When the information of the chat group appeared in his mind, the young Emperor Chongzhen couldn't help laughing up to the sky.

Self-hanging southeast branch:

"I really belong to the destiny!"

"I will definitely become the master of Zhongxing in the Ming Dynasty!"

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Zhu Di's face darkened, and the corners of Liu Bang's mouth twitched wildly at that time, thinking that this guy had a brain hole.

Xu Xian isn't the one who kills the white snake

"Who has yellow urine?"

"Wake him up quickly!"

"The child is bewildered."

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Everyone was speechless, and the corners of Emperor Xin's mouth couldn't help but twitch. After Liu Bang joined the group, the language style in the emperor group has changed!

If this continues, everyone will be led astray by Liu Bang.

He felt a headache.

Anti-God Pioneer (Ancient Emperor):

"Should there be a book called "Emperor's Self-cultivation"?

Don't keep urinating in just three sentences, don't irritate people at every turn, you don't urinate much, you should use it sparingly!

In the future, when you urinate frequently and urgently and can't stop urinating, then you will suffer! "

Emperors: ""

Liu Bang was choked up at the time.

This man, Emperor Xin, drove the car, not too fast.

He was almost stunned.

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Chongzhen had just joined the group, and was hated by Liu Bang. After he checked the information, he found that this person was Liu Bang, and he immediately turned on him.

Self-hanging southeast branch:

"Liu Bang, you are a rogue, relying on luck to become the master of the big man."

"What qualifications do you have to criticize me?"

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I'm so grumpy!

Liu Bang rolled up his sleeves at that time, wishing he could beat the bastard to death.

Emperor Wu of Han curled his lips.

Even though it is far away, it will be punished (Eternal Sage):

"Where is this idiot?"

"Haven't your brain developed yet?"

"It looks like a short-lived ghost!"

He originally thought that the last emperor of the Ming Dynasty had integrity, but after seeing Chongzhen's speech, he felt that poor people must have something to hate!

Isn't it a sign of incompetence to hang yourself on the southeast branch?

The most important thing is that you have no ability, but you still think that you are awesome, this is what really makes people speechless!

Just in response to Chen Tong's words, the harder you work, the more you fail!

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Zhu Di also felt that this descendant of himself was a little out of his mind. Could this be another emperor who was fooled by Confucianism?

But now he doesn't want to trouble Chongzhen, the most urgent thing is to kill Li Longji first, it's so fucking disgusting.

Execute Your Ten Clans (Hero Lord of the Prosperous Age):

"Let's not go wrong, let's talk about Li Longji first."

"Li Longji, an idiot, directly cut in half the prosperous age created by Wu Zetian, he is simply a typical example of a fool!"

"This guy can be compared to Zhao Gou, who lost power and humiliated the country."

"I think my Zhu Yunqi is not as idiotic as Li Longji."

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Li Longji's face turned blue from being scolded at this moment, once Chen Tong left, have you all let yourselves go?

You are absolutely slandering!

But Chongzhen excused Li Longji at this moment.

Self-hanging southeast branch: