"Liu Laosan, you shameless!"
"Don't you like that bitch?"
"I've already made your favorite Mrs. Qi into a human pig, but it's a pity that you died too early to see what that bitch looks like now!"
"Does the human pig know what it is?"
"Shall I send you a picture to make you happy?"
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Liu Bang's face turned green at that time.
That was his favorite woman.
Why doesn't he know about the human pig?
In the past few days, Cao Cao has given him popular science.
Xu Xian wasn't the one who killed the white snake:
"Poisonous woman! You are a poisonous woman!"
"It's just devoid of conscience."
"I'm going to kill you!"
Liu Bang was really angry. When facing Xiang Yu, he could still laugh.
But facing this former wife, it was like meeting enemies.
This woman is too poisonous!
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Lu Zhi was about to laugh angrily, the angrier Liu Bang was, the happier she was.
First Empress Dowager:
"Before the Battle of Pengcheng, you had hundreds of thousands of mercenaries, and you returned to your hometown in fine clothes. You didn't want to come to your hometown to pick up our mother and son."
"He actually spends time and wine looking for women outside."
"Then you were defeated by Xiang Yu, you patted your ass and left, leaving us both in Xiang Yu's prison."
"Then it's not poisonous?"
"Where do you have the face to speak of me?"
Immediately afterwards, Liu Bang and Lu Zhi spat at each other crazily in the chat group.
People like Zhu Di are so cool that they don't want to, this is a big melon.
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Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty couldn't stand it anymore.
Even though it is far away, it will be punished (Eternal Sage):
"You two old ancestors, this is the emperor's chat group, everyone is watching."
"How much attention should be paid to the image."
"Don't regard this as your own home, you are not ashamed, I can hardly bear my face."
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Xu Xian wasn't the one who killed the white snake:
"To shut up!"
"Go away."
"When adults quarrel, what do children call?"
"Look at me if I don't clean up the house today, scold this shrew to death!"
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Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
I thought that if you weren't my ancestor, I would have sprayed you to death!
What you did is not human affairs!
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Cao Cao laughed out loud at the moment, as if he didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement.
Friends of wives:
"Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, just ask if you accept it or not?"
"Liu Bang scolded you, what's your temper?"
"You talk back if you have the ability!"
"If it were me, I wouldn't be polite."
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Your uncle's!
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was about to collapse at this moment, and it was Cao Cao's poisonous mouth that attracted this pair of enemies.
Now it's all right, I don't even want the face of Emperor Wu of Han.
Family ugliness should not be publicized, but the ancestor Liu Bang seemed to ignore such things at all.
As if it wasn't him who was ashamed.
"I want to quit the group!"
Emperor Wu of the Han roared up to the sky, this group couldn't stay any longer.
This is a good look at the jokes of the emperor of the Tang Dynasty. How come he turned his face and became gossip in the Han Dynasty?
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At this moment, Liu Bang and Lu Zhi refused to give in, and they fought each other for a long time.
In the end, Liu Bang patted the table and wanted to kill Queen Lu at that time.
Xu Xian wasn't the one who killed the white snake:
"Let's evaluate Lu Pheasant!"
"I still don't believe that this poisonous woman can't be cured?"
"We will send this poisonous woman to heaven in one wave, just like we did with Xiang Yu!"
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The emperors in the chat group gasped, are you sure they are husband and wife?
This is just like an enemy!
You weren't in such a hurry when you killed Xiang Yu!
Ever since, the emperors nodded one after another.
Friends of wives:
"Old Liu, you are so right."
"Women, you can't get used to it."
"So, we should evaluate a wave of Liu Bang."
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The mediocre Patriarch Li (Heroic Lord in Troubled Times):
"Everyone says Empress Lu is a poisonous woman."
"So let's evaluate Liu Bang!"
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As a result, the chat group was swiped immediately, forming a neat queue.
"Let's evaluate a wave of Liu Bang!"
When Liu Bang saw the content of the chat group, he was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.
What do you want to do?
Are you jealous of me?
I didn't get Yu Ji, right? Is there any need to target me like this?
Who am I messing with?
(.) Overturned, this is the emperor chat group
Chapter 521. Chapter 533. Liu Bang
In the chat group, the emperors of all parallel time and space are ready to eat melons at this moment.
It was not easy for a couple to quarrel in the group. Everyone was very curious. After all, they rarely had the opportunity to have an equal conversation with their wives.
Seeing the scene where the husband and wife turned against each other and turned their faces on the spot, many people even felt very comfortable.
Especially Cao Cao, he had a falling out with his wife, and it was even more embarrassing to others.
Friends of wives:
"It is said that husband and wife are originally birds in the same forest, and when disaster strikes, they fly separately!"
"Isn't it just the Chinese New Year? If you can take apart a pair, it's a pair."
"Ollie here, just do it."
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