"Are you still not addicted to wine and sex?"
"The flowers on the temples of the clouds are golden, and the hibiscus tents are warm for the spring night. The spring night is bitter and the day is high, and the king will not go to court early"
"This is the poem about your licentiousness, which has been passed down through the ages."
………………
When Li Shimin heard this poem, he slapped the table. Look, the evidence came right away!
Qiangu Li Er:
"And you said you are not addicted to wine and sex?"
"People have written poems for you!"
"Do you still want face?"
"The stink is forever!"
........................
Li Longji's face was livid at the time, who has nothing to do?Curse me secretly?
Li Sanlang, Lord of the Palace of Longevity:
"Can this also be called poetry?"
"The language is straightforward, and it doesn't have the majestic style of our Tang poetry at all."
"It sounds like doggerel."
"Which illiterate is this, making it up?"
........................
Zhu Di laughed out loud.
Execute Your Ten Clans (Hero Lord of the Prosperous Age):
"This illiterate is called Bai Juyi."
"People are called the Poet Demon, the Poet King, and he is a poet of the same level as the Poet Fairy Li Bai."
Uh
Li Longji felt extremely embarrassed immediately, and stopped talking about illiteracy.
Li Shimin snorted coldly.
Qiangu Li Er:
"You've been slapped in the face now!"
"You call me Tang Dynasty Splendid Wenhua, the top poet, an illiterate?"
"I'm ashamed of you, you can't write poems, don't you know how to appreciate them?"
........................
Cao Cao's people were laughing like crazy.
Friends of wives:
"Talent, talent."
"You even said that the person known as the king of poetry and the demon of poetry is illiterate, are you joking?"
At this moment, Tang Xuanzong Li Longji only had three words in his heart, p!
It's none of my business?
I just came in to take a chance, but I was directly set on fire.
Who did I provoke?
Can't be bothered, can't be bothered!
The next moment, a system message was sent out in the group.
[Ding dong, the group member 'Li Sanlang, Lord of the Palace of Longevity', voluntarily quit the group chat. 】
Li Longji thought to himself: I won't play anymore, what do you like, I will come in again when you stop arguing.
He turned his head to look at Concubine Yang Gui, and said affectionately, "I'm going to recite poetry."
Concubine Yang burst out laughing, covering her red lips, her smile trembling: "Sanlang, don't you just chant: Big moon in the sky" like last time?
Li Longji was extremely embarrassed, "That was an abnormal performance. This time, I gave it to you, and I sent it out of feeling."
He cleared his throat, pretended to be a poet, and directly copied Bai Juyi's Song of Everlasting Regret while looking at the imperial concubine with disgust.
"Natural beauty is hard to give up on. Once you choose the king's side, you look back and smile, and you are all charming, and the six palaces are colorless"
"In the Hall of Eternal Life on July [-]th, when no one is whispering in the middle of the night. I wish to be a lovebird in the sky, and a Lianli branch in the ground. The sky will last forever, and this hatred will last forever."
Concubine Yang Gui turned from playful to adoring, like a little girl, "Sanlang, you are really good at singing poems!"
She admires talented people very much, and the tenderness in her eyes can drown Li Longji.
Li Longji was very proud, the scolding was not in vain, and I plagiarized a poem back, pretending to be realistic and cool.
He thought to himself: Bai Juyi, if you dare to scold me by writing poems, your copyright is gone!This poem will be my masterpiece from now on, Li Longji.
........................
But at this moment, in the chat, the emperors were a little confused.
Is this going to leave the group?
They even sprayed away an emperor.
Is this the power of sprayers?
At this moment, all the emperors couldn't help but think of Chen Tong. This kid is indeed qualified to join the group of emperors. He is definitely dominating the emperor in the trolls!
We are all poisoned.
227. Li Yuan founded the country by Li Shimin?nonsense!
In the chat group, everyone was speechless for a while, can this still leave the group on its own initiative?
Qin Shihuang didn't speak, he has the right to make those who withdraw from the group pay a certain price.
However, Tang Xuanzong was also the emperor at the peak of the Tang Dynasty, so he shouldn't be too bad, so he didn't stop him.
Great Qin True Dragon:
"No wonder Zhu Di always said that Li Tang's royal family is wonderful, today is an eye-opener!"
………………
The corners of Li Yuan and Li Shimin's mouths twitched, especially Li Yuan, he was really angry,
The mediocre homeowner:
"I knew it!
No matter how the boss ascends the throne, he is better than you.
Second child, look, what example do you set for others? "
........................
Li Shimin was also depressed.
Qiangu Li Er:
"I don't take this responsibility."
"That's self-taught."
Emperor Xin laughed and shook his head, are you the originator of cross talk?
Well, I admit, all of you are soul jokers.
And at this moment, the system sent another message.
[Because Tang Xuanzong Li Longji voluntarily withdrew from the group and did not stay in the group for more than 10 minutes, therefore, the group owner has another chance to pull people. 】
【Choosing at random】
Cao Cao wanted to speak very much at this moment, but everyone in the group typed out a line of words, an urgent warning.
"Cao Cao, shut up!"
"To shut up!"
"You crow mouth! Don't talk."
...
Cao Cao touched his nose, his hatred value is a bit high?
No, it's because my character is simply too good. Whatever I say, I will definitely open my mouth!
The next moment, a system message sounded in the group.
[Welcome, 'Running Man like the Wind', join the group chat. 】
Seeing someone coming in, Cao Cao couldn't wait to ask
friend of wife
"Newcomer, introduce yourself!"
………………
Windy Running Man:
"I'm called Liu Xiu, Emperor Guangwu of the Han Dynasty..."
Before Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty waited, the other party finished speaking, and he was overjoyed.
Even though it is far away, it will be punished (Eternal Sage):
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