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Are you convinced of this level? "
1071. There is no such person as Meng Huo in history (4800 words for subscription)
Zhu Di rubbed his chin, Zhuge Liang used tricks to force Sima Yi to dance in women's clothes, this is simply something that people love to hear.
In the past, Zhu Di would definitely think this was true.
But now that the chat group has refuted so many rumors for Zhuge Liang, Zhu Di will not believe it easily.
He felt that there must be a story in it.
Execute Your Ten Clans (Hero Lord of the Prosperous Age):
"No way."
"Sima Yi is really so stupid?"
"Zhuge Liang asked him to wear women's clothes to dance, and he will wear them?"
…………
What is stupid?
Song Huizong felt that Zhu Di was ignorant and incompetent.
So Song Huizong wanted to popularize the story here for Zhu Di.
The most beautiful thin golden body:
"This incident happened on Zhuge Liang's last trip to Qishan.
Sima Yi was beaten by Zhuge Liang without any fight back. If it weren't for Zhuge Liang's lack of food and grass, Sima Yi would have been beheaded by Zhuge Liang on the spot.
Remember that time when the gourd valley was burned?
Sima Yi fell into Zhuge Liang's trick and was besieged in Gourd Valley. Zhuge Liang set fire to it and almost burned Sima Yi into a roast pig.
Sima Yi was scared by Zhuge Liang, so when he fought Zhuge Liang for the last time, he stayed behind closed doors.
And Zhuge Liang took a set of women's clothes for Sima Yi to change into, and told him that if you, Sima Yi, put on women's clothes, you would dance in front of the two armies.
Then I will withdraw.
So Sima Yi put on women's clothes and danced in front of the two armies, just to anger Zhuge Liang.
But doesn't this just mean: Zhuge Liang has made Sima Yi so helpless?
And this matter is still recorded in the official history! "
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real or fake?
At this moment, Yue Fei is a little unconfident. Ever since Zhu Di uploaded the Romance of the Three Kingdoms to the group space, everyone can see it.
Yue Fei miraculously discovered that as long as you have read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, you will soon forget that the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is a fiction.
That incident is truly recorded in the history books.
He is completely confused now.
bristle:
"Is it really recorded in the history books?"
"Sima Yi, could it be that he is the first big man in women's clothing in history?"
………………
At this moment, even Cao Cao is very curious, will this bastard who usurped his own Cao Wei Jiangshan be so stubborn?
Friends of wives:
"This has to be explained in detail."
"Actually, I just want to know: Was Sima Yi's dancing posture coquettish at that time?"
…………
Empress Lu, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and others all support their foreheads together, your Cao Cao's focus will always be unscrupulous.
You don't care if Sima Yi dances to show off or not, the point is whether this thing exists or not!
First Empress Dowager (Yanhuang First Empress):
"Did Sima Yi really dance in front of the two armies?"
"Is there really this record in the history books?"
"Sima Yi is really afraid of Zhuge Liang, to such an extent?"
…………
Chen Tong was also drunk. Although Sima Yi's character was really not that good, this guy was really powerful.
This is a hero who is gradually growing up in Cao Cao's hands, and with his own ability, he sent away three generations of Cao's father and son abruptly.
As far as this ability is concerned, it is really rare in Yanhuang.
Chen Tong:
"This is clearly nonsense!
It can be said to be half-truth and half-false. What is the real part?
That is Zhuge Liang really sent women's clothes to Sima Yi.
Use this to humiliate Sima Yi.
Want to force Sima Yi out of the city to fight.
But Sima Yi is definitely the most survivable commander in history, how could he be fooled by this?
You know what the greatest humiliation to a person is to ignore!
No matter what tricks Zhuge Liang played, Sima Yi didn't care, anyway, I guarded my city across the Wei River.
Never mind what you Zhuge Liang is doing, I just ignore you!
What is Sima Yi's greatest skill?
That is to live long.
And Sima Yi leaned against the Guanzhong granary, and the most important thing he lacked was food, so he was spending money with Zhuge Liang.
This is similar to Li Shimin, wait until you have no food to talk about.
I have food in my hand, and I don't panic.
And the Romance of the Three Kingdoms said that Zhuge Liang was in Calabash Valley and almost burned Sima Yi to death, which is even more nonsense.
Sima Yi is really a tortoise shell.
This guy doesn't have a 100% chance of winning, and he will never leave the city. Even if he has a 100% chance of winning, he still won't come out.
He and Zhuge Liang are separated by the Wei River, and the two of them turned a huge battle into an epic agricultural documentary.
The two of them are farming on both sides of the Weishui River, and it depends on who grows more food.
Seeing this situation, Zhuge Liang was exhausted physically and mentally in the end. He had never seen such a person who could survive. In the end, Zhuge Liang was completely hopeless.
During this agricultural planting competition, Zhuge Liang knew that he would never have a chance.
He exhausted his last efforts, and died of illness on the banks of the Weishui River.
Don't listen to people saying that Zhuge Liang died in Wuzhangyuan, that's all nonsense.
Zhuge Liang died in the barracks, or on the opposite side of Sima Yi's barracks.
At the end of his life, Sima Yi, the Gou Sheng, didn't even give Zhuge Liang a chance to fight head-on. "
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I go!
What's the point of this war?
Zhu Di felt tired for Zhuge Liang when he heard this. If he himself met Sima Yi, he would be so angry that he would be half dead.
No matter how much you humiliate others, they will not come out to fight with you, they just want to fight with you for food consumption.
You can only stare blankly, there is nothing you can do.
Execute Your Ten Clans (Hero Lord of the Prosperous Age):
"Sima Yi is definitely Zhuge Liang's nightmare."
"If you want to change to a vigorous general, maybe you really went to a decisive battle with Zhuge Liang, then Zhuge Liang might still have an opportunity."
"But when you meet this kind of dog saint, he can boil you to death."
"No, he might boil your son to death."
…………
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty shook his head in disappointment. Is this the so-called battle between Zhuge Liang and Sima Yi?
There is no so-called twists and turns at all, and there is no wonderful game.
Feelings are two people planting fields across the Weishui River, and finally see who can boil whose grain dry.
Obviously, Zhuge Liang couldn't beat Sima Yi, but he couldn't force Sima Yi to fight. This is the most desperate thing in life.
Even though it is far away, it will be punished (eternal overlord):
"I can feel the depression in Zhuge Liang's heart now.
However, I also really admire Luo Guanzhong's writing style. He was able to describe such a boring war with such twists and turns, which is fascinating.
After I watched Romance of the Three Kingdoms, I felt that the final battle of Liuchu Qishan was earth-shattering.
The result is this?
Obviously, Zhuge Liang had no ability to force Sima Yi to dance in women's clothes.
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