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"Chen Tong, just tell me, what kind of poverty can Liu Xiu become?"
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Chen Tong laughed, this matter must be told to everyone.
Chen Tong:
"I don't even say how poor Liu Xiu can be.
Let me tell you a story that happened to Liu Xiu, and you will know how poor Liu Xiu is.
After Liu Xiu became the emperor, he returned to his hometown, and ran to the county government where his father used to work, which is his childhood hometown, Jiyang County.
After arriving here, he wanted to follow the path of Han Gaozu Liu Bang.
Brush a sense of superiority in front of fellow folks.
Tell those little blind dates that Lao Tzu has become the emperor.
At that time, these old neighbors were very happy. You have to know that when Liu Bang returned to his hometown in fine clothes, how much benefit did it bring to the fathers and villagers of Pei County?
That was in the Han Dynasty, and taxes were never collected!
In other words, Liu Bang exempted the people of Pei County from all taxes at that time, and the time was permanent.
As soon as Liu Xiu came, these people naturally wanted to ask for this gift.
But do you know what Liu Xiu did?
He stuttered and was very embarrassed, exempting the local tax for a year.
I thought the folks would be very happy if they were exempted from taxes for a year, but they all lost their face at that time, and everyone's face was not good.
Then he satirized Liu Xiu in a hurry, and directly carried Liu Bang out, saying that Emperor Gaozu was so generous that he exempted all taxes in Peixian County.
Then how can there be so few emperors now?
You don't treat them as your own!
The fathers and villagers kept booing, and Liu Xiu couldn't get off the stage at that time.
Liu Xiu was also confused by these people at the time, so he could only explain to them that all the big men and people were his father and fellow villagers.
He can't favor one person over another.
But the folks will not be fooled by him, he immediately exposed Liu Xiu's lies.
Tell Liu Xiu: Emperor, you are not trying to treat people equally, but you are reluctant to pay that little tax!
It's almost like saying that Liu Xiu fell into Qian's eyes.
After all, you are also an emperor, and you will be exempted from paying taxes for a year. Do you have the nerve to say so?
Therefore, these people said that although you are not as good as Han Gaozu, when you are tax-free, you must start at least ten years.
Liu Xiu's face turned black when he was squeezed out at that time. The most important thing is that a dignified emperor was so persecuted by his father and fellow villagers.
He really didn't dare to learn from Liu Bang.
So Liu Xiu gritted his teeth for the last time and went all out, exempting these folks from taxes for two years.
I asked, is Liu Xiu short of this money?
The answer is, too much! "
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I go!
Chongzhen is very sympathetic to Liu Xiu at this moment. He thought I was the poorest emperor, but now it seems that you, Liu Xiu, are worse than me.
I couldn't help exempting the tax in northern Shaanxi, and with a big wave of my hand, I also allocated money to Shaanxi for disaster relief.
You just went to exempt a county from taxes, and you feel distressed?
In the end, I gritted my teeth and added another year.
It feels like gritting your teeth and eating another steamed bun.
Even Chongzhen felt like a rich man, this was the first time he found someone poorer than himself.
Immediately I feel better.
Self-hanging southeast branch (the purest faint king):
"This Liu Xiu is really poor!"
"I feel a little sorry for him now."
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I pity your uncle!
Liu Xiu's nose was about to crooked, he was sympathized by Xiao Zhumeng?
Now he can't wait to kill Chen Tong directly, so why don't you talk about such a shameful thing?
And Chen Tong laughed.
Chen Tong:
"Do you know how Confucians interpret this matter?"
"They think that Liu Xiu loves the people like a child."
"I just want to say one thing. Only people like Confucianism can describe poverty in such a fresh and refined way!"
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Yang Guang burst out laughing. As the richest emperor, he likes to see the poor among the emperors, how they can't do anything about being forced by a penny.
Infrastructure Maniac (Eternal Ruthless Lord):
"Liu Xiu is indeed too miserable.
But I have absolutely no sympathy for him.
How can you have the face to collect taxes if you don't even dare to distribute land to the people?
There is a reason for being poor!
Just like many people are too lazy, they don’t even want to work, and they still dream of getting rich, isn’t this nonsense? "
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Liu Bang also felt that his face was dull. Is the emperor of the Han Dynasty so poor?
You really need to examine yourself.
Not everyone who kills the white snake is Xu Xian (Sage Monarch of Deception):
"Then why did Liu Xiu go to return home?
Isn't this looking for someone to spray?
In addition, Liu Bang didn't only exempt Pei County from taxes, he also exempted Feng County from taxes.
Although Liu Bang didn't have much money in his hands, he had to pretend what he had to do!
It's a pity that Liu Xiu can't even pretend to be this cowardly.
Can people from the old Liu's family be so reckless?
Do you have the nerve to call me Xiu'er?
Can you show off? "
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Empress Lu, Wu Zetian, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and others were all watching Liu Xiu's jokes.
They heard Chen Tong say that someone actually used this incident to brag that Liu Xiu loved the people like a son?
Their stomachs were almost bursting with laughter.
It's what Liu Bang said, don't pretend to be aggressive if you don't have money, just stay at home honestly.
First Empress Dowager (Yanhuang First Empress):
"I guess Liu Xiu doesn't want to go back to his hometown for the rest of his life."
"This is pretending to be coercive, but you will be attacked!"
"From this incident, we can see how poor Liu Xiu is."
"He really took the tax of that county into his heart, and he was really reluctant to give it away."
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Liu Xiu was so embarrassed by the ridicule of the emperors that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in.
Thinking of his experience in his hometown of Jiyang County, Liu Xiu wanted to slap himself in the face. Why should he follow the example of Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty, and return home in fine clothes?
This is not going to return home, this is going to visit the door to shame!
Do you see how beautiful it is when Liu Bang returns home?
That has simply become the most proud thing in the lives of all emperors.
But his brother Liu messed up the matter.
This has almost become the nightmare of his life.
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At this moment, Song Huizong also felt distressed for his idol. He just thought about what happened to Liu Xiu, Emperor Guangwu of the Han Dynasty, and he felt embarrassed for Liu Xiu.
It felt like when a big star went to a road show, he thought he would have 1 fans, but when he got there, there were only two or three people.
This kind of psychological gap can suffocate people to death.
But he had to say something fair for Liu Xiu at this moment.
The most beautiful thin golden body:
"Although Liu Xiu's financial income is very small, Liu Xiu spends even less!
Liu Xiu's bureaucracy is only one-tenth of that of Wang Mang's period.
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